Join our cult now!!!ELEVEN11!!

[Snee]

You need to be good at tying people up with strings, and you also have to agree that skweeky is right. :unsure:

And also, as a personal favour to me, could you be an attractive woman?

[Peerzy]

/Join!

:01:

EDIT: I could dress like a women i spose :unsure:

[Gemby!]

i wanna join .... :)

[Yogi]

I feel rejected allready............... :unsure:

[Gemby!]

I feel rejected allready............... :unsure:

you have a feminine side, that will count :01:

[Snee]

/Join!

:01:

EDIT: I could dress like a women i spose :unsure:
See, that's the kind of initiative skweeky wants I reckon.

/accepted until further notice.

After a probationary period (during which we mostly make you try out various dresses) you may or may not become a full member, depending on how secksy or/and silly you look.


Gemby is already in on account of her godness.
@yogi: :ermm: You can join if you promise to not wear a dress.

Wear clothes tho', for the love of all that's holy.

[sArA]

I guess I might join, if I knew what the benefits were......

[Gemby!]

I guess I might join, if I knew what the benefits were......
isnt being part of a cult enough ?? :huh:

[Snee]

I guess I might join, if I knew what the benefits were......
Just your usual tied up secks, nothing special.


EDit: and there's also the brainwashing :01:


We use all natural soap for that.

[Skweeky1]

our aim is to make the world think like us as to avoid further disappointment and expensive therapy.

Being tied up with strings and the additional kinky sex are extra's.

Apparently I'm in charge, SnnY is doing PR and gemby! is in charge of the recruiting.

[DarthInsinuate]

just tied up sex or some of that Charles Manson stuff too?

[lynx]

Ok then, just as long as it doen't involve ketchup. :P

[Snee]

just tied up sex or some of that Charles Manson stuff too?

Not at the moment, but we are willing to learn.

[Skweeky1]

We should have some sort of selection prodcedure. I don't know if DarthInsinuate and lynx can qualify as willing young women.
We'll let Yogi join as a one off. Just because he's mental.

[Snee]

We should have some sort of selection prodcedure. I don't know if DarthInsinuate and lynx can qualify as willing young women.
We'll let Yogi join as a one off. Just because he's mental.
:lol:

I've always wondered about lynx. :unsure:


And darth thinks Jean reno is hawt, so I reckon he's halfway there. :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

For the record...

Jean Reno is NOT hawt :huh:

And from now on, sex is called Snoo Snoo.

A homage to Matt Groening and Futurama

[Yogi]

We should have some sort of selection prodcedure. I don't know if DarthInsinuate and lynx can qualify as willing young women.
We'll let Yogi join as a one off. Just because he's mental.


:ohmy: Skweekz!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I can't believe you just said that!!!! :crying:

You have just hurt my feelings, but you probably went all BusyMan,

pretending it's not real...............

Me mental...... :blink:


The thought only.......... :ermm:




































http://premium1.uploadit.org/poeper/yogireactiononmoderation.jpg


Unbelievable!!!!


YoSad :(

[sArA]

Don't forget Jonno....surely he qualifies :cool:

[Snee]

Don't forget Jonno....surely he qualifies :cool:
Yes, he is mental too.

Good thinking with the snoo snoo, skweeks.

[Skweeky1]

I do apologise Yogi.

Fowgive me? :(

Where's lilmiss? She qualifies as well?

[Snee]

She does on grounds of being sexy and mental, yesh :01:

That woman will go far :wub:

[Skweeky1]

Exactly.

I think we need a new location. Someone just rang the buzzer and there are crazy old women in the hall.

Probably offended by our noble cause...

[Yogi]

I do apologise Yogi.

Fowgive me? :(

Where's lilmiss? She qualifies as well?


Nothing to forgive....... :rolleyes:

Youmay name me anything; just your attention 'll make me purr........ :blushing:

Just don't call me normal, cos that would be an insult!!! :lol:



YoGho

[Snee]

Exactly.

I think we need a new location. Someone just rang the buzzer and there are crazy old women in the hall.

Probably offended by our noble cause...
Off with their heads, I say. :dry:



:unsure:

maybe they wanted to join?

[Skweeky1]

Someone help me... there's old women in the hallway standing in front of my door and they're































































giggling :fear:

[Snee]

yep, definitely trying to work up the courage to ask you if they may join.









Unless one of them is really ratfaced :unsure:

[lynx]

I bet lilmiss brought them in her bus. :w00t:

[Skweeky1]

They're gone now. But the hallway still smells of old ladies. Yuk

We need new headquarters...

We shall take this venture into...

































SPACE :ph34r: *dramatic music*

[Snee]

YESH!!111!!

I've been wearing this helmet for months now, waiting for someone to suggest that.

[Yogi]

I think the Neptylon is still outthere somewhere................

[Skweeky1]

Locate it Yogi. You are promoted to Captain of the ship.
We will need it in our battle against normality

[Lilmiss]

Oh goody, a cult.

Will there be blood spillage and carnage? :shifty:

[manker]

I think I qualify for entry into this cult. I have sinister ways of entertaining young ladies, you'll need that :unsure:

[Snee]

Oh goody, a cult.

Will there be blood spillage and carnage? :shifty:
If that's what it takes for you to join, then yes! :D :01:


@manker: yes, but do you look good in a dress?

[manker]

@manker: yes, but do you look good in a dress?
You've seen me as :fluffbucket: at t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=idx). Pink lippy and blusher suited me so I reckon a clingy crotchless black number would too.

Edit: Thinking about it, all dresses are crotchless, nvm :blink:

[Snee]

You've seen me as :fluffbucket: at t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=idx). Pink lippy and blusher suited me so I reckon a clingy crotchless black number would too.

Edit: Thinking about it, all dresses are crotchless, nvm :blink:
:ermm: I'll have to ask skweeky, there are limits to everything. :unsure:

[manker]

Okay :(

[Lilmiss]

I'm not dressing like a girlie unless I can wear me DM's.

Oh, and I shall need something to keep me pokey stick in. :unsure:

[Snee]

I'm not dressing like a girlie unless I can wear me DM's.

Oh, and I shall need something to keep me pokey stick in. :unsure:
You can still get in on account of being mental tho'. There is a precedent for that.

[Lilmiss]

It's the med, honestly. :blink:


/goes to stand in the crazy corner with Yogi. :wacko:

[Snee]

It's the med, honestly. :blink:


/goes to stand in the crazy corner with Yogi. :wacko:
If he's the captain you should be the navigator. :unsure:





OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: Jim, he's a vulcan! :unsure:

I don't wanna be navigator.
W'aaaah, too much pressure.

Can I be in charge of Post It notes instead? :w00t:

[Snee]

:ohmy: Jim, he's a vulcan! :unsure:

I don't wanna be navigator.
W'aaaah, too much pressure.

Can I be in charge of Post It notes instead? :w00t:
I have to clear it with the boss, a difficult decision like that. :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

I'm not sure about this manker person SnnY...
Run a background check and find out how he became crotchless.

Lilmiss can be in charge of the post-its but... we don't have yellow ones. Only green and pink.


And can someone find Yogi for me and see if he found the Neptilon yet. There's more crazy old women showing up on my doorstep every hour!

[Spicker]

/join


:01:

[Snee]

I'm not sure about this manker person SnnY...
Run a background check and find out how he became crotchless.
It's tragic and mysterious really, he gave his woman a dustbin for christmas, and that is how he woke up the very next day.

Edit: I think yogi is currently orbiting another planet.

[Skweeky1]

And kick that jaighandi out. He looks dodgy to me.

We need a decent bodyguard. Maybe Jonno can do that. :devil:

So that manker.... male or female?

[Snee]

Neutered male I reckon.

I agree on the jaigandhi issue, judging by that other thread he's a bit too strange for us.

[Skweeky1]

Yes... we should make some statements.
Make it clear that we're looking for crazy people who have an understanding of moral and basic ethics?

Neutered male hmmm...

Ok. let him in. But the first sign of trouble and he can find his own way back to earth. Give him a job in the chemical waste reproduction or something.

[Snee]

Sure thing, boss.

[Skweeky1]

Well, we've worked hard today comrade SnnY.

Time for some relaxation. Pick your favourite female and come to the champagne room :devil:

(and for a change, there IS Snoo Snoo in the champagne room)


edit: Snoo Snoo

[Snee]

Hooray :w00t:


Do i have to pick just one tho'? :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

Well... there's not hat much choice at the moment is there?

Unless you want to go for manker in a dress?

[Snee]

That's true :unsure:

There's just you and sara, what with god not being old enough ( :P ).

Still, I think I can make do.


:ohmy: I almost forgot about lilmiss :wub:

[Skweeky1]

I don't interfere with these pleasures of the flesh. As your spiritual leader I am far above that.

Besides the usual 'oral exam' when someone wants to join. There will be no Snoo Snoo for me.

JUst make sure you keep recruiting ok? :p

[Snee]

:( damn


Will do tho', boss.

[sparsely]

is this a fan club?

count me in! :D

now! when do I get a big autographed poster of SnnY :blushing:

[Snee]

:D

They just ran out of print, so i have to order new ones, but I'll see what I can do.


And hey, you've already got the dress, in the av I mean.

[Smith]

This isnt going to end in a mass suicide is it ?:unsure:

[Snee]

This isnt going to end in a mass suicide is it ?:unsure:
If you join, I reckon it will.

[Biggles]

:ohmy: Skweekz!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I can't believe you just said that!!!! :crying:

You have just hurt my feelings, but you probably went all BusyMan,

pretending it's not real...............

Me mental...... :blink:


The thought only.......... :ermm:




































http://premium1.uploadit.org/poeper/yogireactiononmoderation.jpg


Unbelievable!!!!


YoSad :(


I wasn't going to join as we Pagans tend to find sects a tad weird ... but if Yogi's in dressed like that then I'm in :ermm: er... do I have to shave off my beard - I can say "I'm a Laydee extra loud to compensate. :w00t:

[Snee]

You have to ask yourself if you are mental enough tho'.

[DanB]

/Join!

:01:

EDIT: I could dress like a women i spose :unsure:


what do you mean could? :huh:

[Snee]

what do you mean could? :huh:
He's a perfectionist. So he'd need a few more months in training.

[Biggles]

You have to ask yourself if you are mental enough tho'.


Hey! I cope with SGG on a daily basis :blink:

I am still standing (mostly :ermm: )

[Snee]

I think you might be able to get in through the yogi clause then.

I'm sure we'll have you operating heavy machinery in no time. :ermm:

[Biggles]

I think you might be able to get in through the yogi clause then.

I'm sure we'll have you operating heavy machinery in no time. :ermm:

I can reverse the space ship into the parking space when you lot are all pished and doing teh weird cult things + someone has to go out and buy Pringles and Chocolate.

[Snee]

Sounds like you've earned yourself a membership, Mr.

[Biggles]

Sounds like you've earned yourself a membership, Mr.



:01:





Control of the Pringles and Chocolate supply - teh power :shifty:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/1743/dasterdly.gif

[lynx]

Ok. let him in. But the first sign of trouble and he can find his own way back to earth. Give him a job in the chemical waste reproduction or something.Still working on the ketchup substitute then? :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

Damn it, I'm late for Champagne and everyones gone. :crying: :no:

Well, I guess I'm flying this thing then. :01:


Vroooom Rum A Rum Roooom

[Skweeky1]

Aha good!
I can see Big Les has joined us too.
It's alright for the bears, as long as you keep your private parts clean and smooth. It's more comfortable for Snoo Snoo


And erm... lilmiss... where exactly are we? We were supposed to be orbiting around earth but I don't see it anymore :unsure:

How did that lynx character get in btw? :dry:
Looks like a saboteur! He'll have to go through the Snoo Snoo test with Biggles and Yogi :devil:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Sorry to interupt but does anyone have a small cup of sugar I could borrow? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Skweeky1]

Depends... will you join us?

Seeing that you're somewhere in space and we're the only human beings around, you don't have much of a choice anyway :devil:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You're human beings? :ohmy:
I'm outta here............

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

And erm... lilmiss... where exactly are we?


Don't look at me, I put her on auto while I was counting the Post-it supply.

[Skweeky1]

Oh dear... we better find captain Yogi. That planet over there looks a bit like Saturn and they don't like us there.
Too much gas apparently

[Biggles]

Aha good!
I can see Big Les has joined us too.
It's alright for the bears, as long as you keep your private parts clean and smooth. It's more comfortable for Snoo Snoo


And erm... lilmiss... where exactly are we? We were supposed to be orbiting around earth but I don't see it anymore :unsure:

How did that lynx character get in btw? :dry:
Looks like a saboteur! He'll have to go through the Snoo Snoo test with Biggles and Yogi :devil:


Shaving? Snoo snoo???? :crying:

I am just supplying (controlling :shifty: ) the Pringles and Chocolate and putting this crate on course after Lilmiss has finished playing with it. :dry:

[Skweeky1]

Supply me with some chocolate then dammit!

Just leave it at Mr Auto on East Road

[Biggles]

Oh dear... we better find captain Yogi. That planet over there looks a bit like Saturn and they don't like us there.
Too much gas apparently

I think the gas was Yogi. :shifty:

[Skweeky1]

Are you saying Yogi is just hot air?

[Biggles]

Are you saying Yogi is just hot air?


Methane is hot? :whistling

[Skweeky1]

Well... when freshly released surely...

[Biggles]

Well... when freshly released surely...


:sick:

All life support systems to condition red - I repeat all life support systems to condition red

[Guillaume]

Well... when freshly released surely...


Mmmm... Gasses cool down when released. :geek:

Is the science-officer/on-board geekoid post taken?

[Biggles]

Mmmm... Gasses cool down when released. :geek:

Is the science-officer/on-board geekoid post taken?


I think you have made it your own

Watch out for the shaving and stray snoo snoos (apparently the ship is infested with them) :ph34r:

[Guillaume]

stray snoo snoos

Some sort of Tribble?

[/takes out tricorder, grabs the mars bar that fell from his pocket]

[hobbes]

I think you have made it your own

Watch out for the shaving and stray snoo snoos (apparently the ship is infested with them) :ph34r:

I say my good man, when did you start getting yourself involved with cults? Some men in a mid-life crisis buy a red sports car and get a hair piece, but you have decided that joining a cult is the way to go. To each his own.

Probably for the promisies of snoo snoo, I imagine. Where do I sign up.

[Biggles]

Some sort of Tribble?

[/takes out tricorder, grabs the mars bar that fell from his pocket]

Tribbles is certainly what came to my mind although they may be shaved ones. :blink:

Don't let Skweeky and Lilmiss see the mars bar - they are inordinately fond of them in a suspiciously carnal way. :ph34r: Remember, this is a dodgy cult ship.

[Biggles]

I say my good man, when did you start getting yourself involved with cults? Some men in a mid-life crisis buy a red sports car and get a hair piece, but you have decided that joining a cult is the way to go. To each his own.

Probably for the promisies of snoo snoo, I imagine. Where do I sign up.

:blushing:

Merely assisting with the running of the ship. :whistling

The strange goings on aboard are simply a distraction - Snny appears to be Bosun in charge of the Press Gang.

[zedaxax]

I have viewed this thread on a few occasions in search of an entrance to perform
my duty in expressing an opinion- yet each time i fail to see an entrance.

[lynx]

I have viewed this thread on a few occasions in search of an entrance to perform
my duty in expressing an opinion- yet each time i fail to see an entrance.You should get out more.

Why not try a trip to London? :shifty:

[Biggles]

I have viewed this thread on a few occasions in search of an entrance to perform
my duty in expressing an opinion- yet each time i fail to see an entrance.

Ship's computer

I think you could be in :01:

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

so .......how many members are in this cult now? cuz i just bought a whole bunch of SOLO cups for the poison fruit punch, and i hate to think i spent all that money just to have alot of empty cups. :ph34r:
oh, do you get to go on a magic comet ride?

[Biggles]

so .......how many members are in this cult now? cuz i just bought a whole bunch of SOLO cups for the poison fruit punch, and i hate to think i spent all that money just to have alot of empty cups. :ph34r:
oh, do you get to go on a magic comet ride?


I suspect this cult might be a little less cerebral and a little more one long piss up than one would normally associate with cultish type organisations.

Fancy a couple of snoo snoos? - we appear to have lots.

[Lilmiss]

Fancy a couple of snoo snoos?


/me points and laughs at Biggles.


Someone hasn't read up on snoo snoos. :whistling

[uNz[i]]

Greetings Earthlings.

May I interject with a random musical suggestion?

Dresden Dolls - Girl Anacronism

Heard it on the sub-ether communication beam and it just seemed.. well... apt somehow.

:music:

[Yogi]

[ALERT! ALERT!]

Neptylon traced in a galaxy far, far away in a Nebula near my....i mean a wormhole... :rolleyes:

The ship is apperently still in mintcondition. :01:

Oldwomanschredder needs update and gasrefill. :sick:

I also encountered the ghosts of several banned members........... :wacko:

And since when does the ship fly under a belgian flag???? :blink:


Ohh, and Biggles, i saw SGG on some japanese spaceship filled with skinny

out of tune singing crossdressers......... :helpsmili :ermm:



Boarding tickets, please??? :w00t:


YoNeptylo :01:

[Guillaume]

Someone hasn't read up on snoo snoos. :whistling


Well, I have now. And I'm not sure I'll ever trust Biggles again... :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

Good good, we can all change to the Neptylon now.

Guillaume, you can be in charge of finding alternative energy sources fuelled by Snoo Snoo.

From now on everyone is too Snoo Snoo 3 times a day.

Once with a same sex partner, once with the onboard monkeys and once with a different sex partner.
All this for purely scientific reasons though.
Guillaume will come round later on to install video cameras in each cabin.

Pssst! SnnY!
We have a meeting with the people from SpaceSlut later on :ph34r:

[Guillaume]

Guillaume, you can be in charge of finding alternative energy sources fuelled by Snoo Snoo.


Already did, but they won't let me fix rotors and stators to their privates...
Selfish bar stewards. :angry:

[Skweeky1]

how about springs in the matresses?

We'll make the gravity a bit higher than it is supposed to be :devil:

[Lilmiss]

Only if I can superglue tacks to the ceiling. :shifty:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

[ALERT! ALERT!]

Ohh, and Biggles, i saw SGG on some japanese spaceship filled with skinny

out of tune singing crossdressers......... :helpsmili :ermm:

Someone hasn't heard Gackt. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky1]

Is Gackt into pork rind as well? :shifty:

Just go see lilmiss and she'll give you your own personal post-it. And if Biggles is in a good mood you'll get chocolate and Pringles too. (but the Mars bars are mine and lilmiss's's's's's(never quite understood that 's rule))

No Snoo Snoo for you though! :angry:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Is Gackt into pork rind as well? :shifty:

Just go see lilmiss and she'll give you your own personal post-it. And if Biggles is in a good mood you'll get chocolate and Pringles too. (but the Mars bars are mine and lilmiss's's's's's(never quite understood that 's rule))

No Snoo Snoo for you though! :angry:

I'm not sure if Gackt likes pork rind, apparently he makes curry with the pork belly blocks. He says it takes him four days to cook anything, starting with shopping he'll get an entire pig worth of meat and call all him friend four days prior and tell them "I'm making curry...just wait a while."

What's this about a personal post-it? I get Chocolate and pringles when ever I want and, of course, no Snoo snoo for me. Duh. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky1]

No no no no no :fear:

It doesn't work like that. Chocolate and Pringles are precious and scarce on the Neptylon :(

I won't allow any nepotism

Everyone gets a personal post-it :D
You can choose between big or little and green or pink
No yellow ones though :angry:

They're forbidden. They're evil :fear:


I like the idea of buying an entire pig to make curry. It makes sense. Good job. We'll pass it on to ship geek Guillaume

[Guillaume]

er... I'm the on board geekoid, not the chef.

Unless you want that expedition in space really, really short. :sick: :barf:

[Skweeky1]

I was just thinking that maybe you could come up with some use for the pig erm... faeces....

[Guillaume]

Oh, I see...

Gotta call my old friend Master-Blaster...

you OK with long distance, cap'n?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

http://img10.exs.cx/img10/787/gacktshiddenmeat3tg.jpg

I WANT AN EVIL YELLOW COUPON THINGY!! :w00t:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

/Join!

:01:

EDIT: I could dress like a women i spose :unsure:

YES!!! :01:

[Gemby!]

Am i in this cult yet ??

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

No, you're not.

[Guillaume]

Yes she is.



Gemby is already in on account of her godness
source (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showpost.php?p=997505&postcount=6)

But no snoo snoo for her too.

[Gemby!]

God rules - thats me ! mwahahaha

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Kami-sama wa ikiru dewa arimasen.

[Gemby!]

*writes sgg on burn in hell list .....then finds some more nutella to eat*

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

*writes sgg on burn in hell list .....then finds some more nutella to eat*

Do you even know what I said? :huh:

[Gemby!]

Do you even know what I said? :huh:

That's what you get for being smartarse :rolleyes:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

That's what you get for being smartarse :rolleyes:

I wasn't being a smart-arse, I'm just excited because I can now properly structure negative/positive sentences in Japanese. I said, "God doesn't exist"

Kami-sama = God
Wa = indicates subject of sentence
Ikiru = to live/exist
dewa arimasen = doesn't

Go me! :01:

[Gemby!]

you saying i dont exist *cries*

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Haha! Gemby wa okashii desu!

[Gemby!]

*add sgg's fav band to burn in hell, away from sgg, list*

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Watashi wa shinzuru no makai dewa arimasen.

I don't think that's quite right. :unsure:

edit: I'm trying to say "I don't believe in hell."

[Mathea]

You need to be good at tying people up with strings, and you also have to agree that skweeky is right. :unsure:

And also, as a personal favour to me, could you be an attractive woman?
i would join but i dont think skweeky is ever right.... (unless she agrees with me)

[Yogi]

I could smuggle you in the cargo-bay............... :devil:


Btw. anyone seen my zuptahg?? :unsure:

I really need it..........badly!!! :blushing:


YoNeptylo

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: Skweeks!!!!
Someone broke into the post-it storage cupboard while I was out. :ohmy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/skweekysmells.jpg

Sorry Boss. :no:





:whistling

[Skweeky1]

:lol: :lol:

It must have been that SpatulaGeekGirl. She's after the evil yellow post-its :angry:


There seem to be Klingons on the starboard bow as well :shifty:

[manker]

I think I might have got in on my apparent androgynous-ness (I think I made that word up) back on page one.

But if not I'm an excellent Klingon remover :ermm:

[Skweeky1]

I heard they like androgynes though. Maybe you could lure them into the pig faeces recycler?

[manker]

I'm thinking maybe I have to read the rest of the thread ot understand that.

Worth a go tho' :01:

[Guillaume]

There seem to be Klingons on the starboard bow as well :shifty:


Excellent!
I'll be able to ask them a question that's been haunting me for years: do Klingon nerds learn English?

Q'apla!

[Skweeky1]

It worries me that I feel inclined to ask this question but...

Do you speak Klingon? :huh:

[Guillaume]

I heard they like androgynes though. Maybe you could lure them into the pig faeces recycler?


errr... It's not functional yet...

Having a problem with the energy efficiency, but Master-Blaster won't return my calls. Thinking about starting a thread in hardwareworld, though.


Do you speak Klingon?


nope, but I found google in Klingon. does that help?

[Skweeky1]

Probably.

We can at least let them know what we'll do to them. It's only polite.

[Lilmiss]

She's after the evil yellow post-its

You could be right!
The big yellow ugly ones are missing. :unsure:


And so is my 2004 work diary, I'm in deep doo if I don't find it. :crying:
/me goes looking again....

[Gemby!]

Watashi wa shinzuru no makai dewa arimasen.

I don't think that's quite right. :unsure:

edit: I'm trying to say "I don't believe in hell."

You wont be saying that when you are BURNING IN HELL !! mwahahahaha :w00t: *meant to be manic laughing smiley *

[TheDave]

dont feed gemby after dark?

[Gemby!]

:( you saying im a fat gremlin ?!?!?! *mutters bad words*

[manker]

Gemby = http://www.vistaseeker.com/portfolio/images/large/gremlin.jpg

[Gemby!]

why am i the one with the beard ?? hm,m??

Why cant i be gizmo - its so cute !

[Skweeky1]

Waaaaah!!!

Bugs!

Guillaume! Wipe em out :fear:

[manker]

I think they got in thro' a sustained attack on the secondary phaser generators, ma'am.

I don't know who your tactical officer is, but he's rubbish :crying:

[Skweeky1]

Nothing that technical manker.

It was merely gemby who brought them it. Kids these days... Can't trust them with anything.

One steals the post-its and the mars bars, the other brings bugs on board. :rolleyes:

[manker]

Hmmm.

Well who is looking after the secondary phaser banks. I'm fecking quality at that.


Edit: :ermm:

[Skweeky1]

If you don't stop saying quality I'll dump you on Pluto. And it's damn cold there I heard :shifty:

[manker]

If you don't stop saying quality I'll dump you on Pluto. And it's damn cold there I heard :shifty:Class.

Will the whole crew be going down on pluto 'cos I know SnnY frowns on dawg lurvin' :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

I think he's more into Lassie himself...

[manker]

I think he's more into Lassie himself...
:lol:

Maybe we should make a poll:

Which is SnnY more likely to do; plunder Pluto's proboscis or lurk down Lassie's well.

[Biggles]

:ohmy: Skweeks!!!!
Someone broke into the post-it storage cupboard while I was out. :ohmy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/skweekysmells.jpg

Sorry Boss. :no:





:whistling


:nono:

Dereliction of duty Officer Lilmiss.

This will not do!


errr.. do we have a plank?

[Skweeky1]

What's a plank?

Is it like, plankton, one plank? :huh:

Where are all the Mars bars? I'm running low on chocolativity :(




Edit: Mars bars, obviously. Not Marc bars... freudian slip, I do apologise

[Gemby!]

Nothing that technical manker.

It was merely gemby who brought them it. Kids these days... Can't trust them with anything.

One steals the post-its and the mars bars, the other brings bugs on board. :rolleyes:

I'm innocent i tells ya ! :crying:

[Skweeky1]

That's what they all say...

I told you... no pets... they go crazy in space and you just wouldn't listen *shakes head sadly*
What is ever going to become of you?

Now, no use make a big deal about it
Go find Biggles and make sure he supplies me with Texan BBQ flavour Pringles and some Kinder Bueno

[Gemby!]

That's what they all say...

I told you... no pets... they go crazy in space and you just wouldn't listen *shakes head sadly*
What is ever going to become of you?

Now, no use make a big deal about it
Go find Biggles and make sure he supplies me with Texan BBQ flavour Pringles and some Kinder Bueno

salt and vinegar pringles are better :P

[Guillaume]

I told you... no pets... they go crazy in space and you just wouldn't listen

I beg to differ, cap'n. Only one animal evolves well in space, and that is the cat.

http://img225.exs.cx/img225/6852/cat25nt.jpg

[Gemby!]

:01:
looks more like a vampire to me though

[Skweeky1]

True...
Cats are alright.
But no feckin gremlins :angry:

[Gemby!]

i aint a gremlin...... SOMEONE said i look like one

*sons a bitches*

[Biggles]

I have just taken on board some Lindor chocolates

Orderly queue please! :shifty:


A plank is a length of wood which naughty crew were made to walk. Perhaps not very practical in space :blink:

We could just whack her with it. :devil:


Re: Snoos snoos - it might have been Tribble cousin. :ermm:

3 times a day!!!! :( I'm an older man - I won't even be able to catch the damned space monkey let alone snoo snoo it. :ph34r:

[Skweeky1]

The space monkeys are sedated. Don't worry.
For both same gender snoo snoo and monkey snoo snoo you can be the receiving end :lol:


Now gimme these chocolates!

[Biggles]

The space monkeys are sedated. Don't worry.
For both same gender snoo snoo and monkey snoo snoo you can be the receiving end :lol:


Now gimme these chocolates!

Trade the chocolates for some of the sedation (to help with monkey snoo snoo activities :ermm: )

[Gemby!]

Has all this got anything to ddo with the original topic of the thread ?

[Biggles]

Has all this got anything to ddo with the original topic of the thread ?


:ohmy:

There's a topic?


Hey! you're the spammer. :blink:

[Skweeky1]

Of course.

We are a cult, but then our head quarters in Bearsden got discovered by smelly old ladies so we had to venture into space.

We recaptured the Neptylon from the Klingons on the starboard bow but realised we had an energy problem. Though partly solved by the pig brought on board to make curry from SGG, it still wasn't enough.
Snoo Snoo is an essential substance of the cult so on board geekoid Guillaume found a way to derive energy from Snoo Snoo. We're trying out different Snoo Snoo formula to see which one is most effective in creating trusting energy.

Every member of the crew can be recognised by his/her personal post-it note. Since we're trying to escape normalism, yellow post-its are forbidden.

The constant darkness in space may lead to depression, which is why we had to hire Biggles so he could provide us with crisps and chocolate which he gets from the negotiations with the people from SpaceSlut who seem to be very interested in our Snoo Snoo experiment.

[Biggles]

Of course.

We are a cult, but then our head quarters in Bearsden got discovered by smelly old ladies so we had to venture into space.

We recaptured the Neptylon from the Klingons on the starboard bow but realised we had an energy problem. Though partly solved by the pig brought on board to make curry from SGG, it still wasn't enough.
Snoo Snoo is an essential substance of the cult so on board geekoid Guillaume found a way to derive energy from Snoo Snoo. We're trying out different Snoo Snoo formula to see which one is most effective in creating trusting energy.

Every member of the crew can be recognised by his/her personal post-it note. Since we're trying to escape normalism, yellow post-its are forbidden.

The constant darkness in space may lead to depression, which is why we had to hire Biggles so he could provide us with crisps and chocolate which he gets from the negotiations with the people from SpaceSlut who seem to be very interested in our Snoo Snoo experiment.


Oh yes


:blink:

Has anyone noticed that Neptylon is an anagram of Nylon pet - has this anything to do with Manker's underwear?

[Gemby!]

:ohmy:

There's a topic?


Hey! you're the spammer. :blink:

dont blame me for your spammy ways :no:

[Lilmiss]

We could just whack her with it.

Meep. :crying:
I'll do the whacking around here, tanksyou muchly. :01: :ermm:



Lookie what I swapped for 5 cans of Lager.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/foodstuffs.jpg

Who want's fruit salad? :w00t:

[Biggles]

Meep. :crying:
I'll do the whacking around here, tanksyou muchly. :01: :ermm:



Lookie what I swapped for 5 cans of Lager.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/foodstuffs.jpg

Who want's fruit salad? :w00t:

:ermm:

err ... they are mostly vegetables

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, the kiwi's and tangerine thingies were at the bottom of the box. But for your smartarseness, you will only get a leek.

Although that comes with old age anyway. :whistling

:dust:

[Biggles]

Yeah, the kiwi's and tangerine thingies were at the bottom of the box. But for your smartarseness, you will only get a leek.

Although that comes with old age anyway. :whistling

:dust:


:dry: I may be slightly creaky but I am not decrepit (well not entirely)

where's that plank?

:angry:

[Lilmiss]

where's that plank?


Jonno?
I'm sure I saw him around earlier. :unsure:

[Biggles]

Jonno?
I'm sure I saw him around earlier. :unsure:

:shifty:




I fear Jonno would make a cumbersome paddle substitute.

:shifty: or would he? :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

:blink: Urm, nevermind.

So Jonno is a whacking tool?
Intresting. :shifty:



Who does the laundry round here?
I spilt some tea on my bubblewrap suit.

[hobbes]

:ohmy: Skweeks!!!!
Someone broke into the post-it storage cupboard while I was out. :ohmy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/skweekysmells.jpg

Sorry Boss. :no:








:whistling

Wow, a tribute to me on the top right.

[hobbes]

Haha! Gemby wa okashii desu!

Oh dear, the young lady is "turning Japanese".

I wonder if anyone will get this 1980's joke?

download "turning japanese" by the vapors, but do you know what it means?

[Lilmiss]

That song is rude. :blushing:


And yeah, :Hobbes Rawks:


Edit; sorry that was SGG, wasn't it. :unsure:

[hobbes]

That song is rude. :blushing:


And yeah, :Hobbes Rawks:


Edit; sorry that was SGG, wasn't it. :unsure:

About turning Japanese? Perhaps

But then again you seemed very interested in that little doggy that licks.

[Lilmiss]

I want the doctor to take your picture,
So I can look at you from inside as well.
:ohmy: :blushing:

I am intrested in the licky doggy.
Very intrested, indeed. :shifty:

[hobbes]

I want the doctor to take your picture,
So I can look at you from inside as well.
:ohmy: :blushing:

I am intrested in the licky doggy.
Very intrested, indeed. :shifty:

You know, I was looking at the battery needed to run the "licky dog" and it was a 12 volt car battery. Be careful what you lick for. Err, wish for.

[Skweeky1]

:huh:
That thing I said about landing on Pluto was a joke

[Yogi]

:huh:
That thing I said about landing on Pluto was a joke


Must be, cos we'll be landing on Taruwata Njakjika soon.

Beware; SnooSnoo is extremely dangerous onTaruwata Njakjika, esp. in

Bjorajerwq area.

Please fasten your straightjackets, please!!! :01:


YoNeptylo

[Skweeky1]

Why is dangerous?

Do we have to take special precautions? What about the monkeys? Can we still use them?

Where is geekoid Guillaume when you need him???

[Biggles]

Must be, cos we'll be landing on Taruwata Njakjika soon.

Beware; SnooSnoo is extremely dangerous onTaruwata Njakjika, esp. in

Bjorajerwq area.

Please fasten your straightjackets, please!!! :01:


YoNeptylo


:ph34r:

I haven't got to grips with the monkeys yet

[Skweeky1]

What about that sedative I gave you?

Besides, I think you're focussing too much on the monkeys. The records show that there has been no different gender Snoo Snoo in your compartment ever since you came on board.

Care to explain? :shifty:

[Biggles]

What about that sedative I gave you?

Besides, I think you're focussing too much on the monkeys. The records show that there has been no different gender Snoo Snoo in your compartment ever since you came on board.

Care to explain? :shifty:

These monkeys have different genders? :huh:

They all look the same to me - must be the sedatives. :ermm:

[Yogi]

Why is dangerous?

Do we have to take special precautions? What about the monkeys? Can we still use them?

Where is geekoid Guillaume when you need him???

Do i have to spell everything out to you??? :angry:

Monkey's are obligatary on Taruwata Njakjika!!! :01:

As long as they wear DjongBozzies and nailclippers. :shifty:

So, please, be gentle on Biggles as he is still figuring it out...........


O, my, God!!!! :helpsmili

Bjorajerwq'n Royal Gaurds are nearing!!! :ph34r:

Please engage in UpperWarp Cloag!!!




YoNylonPet

[Skweeky1]

May I remind you of your place here Captain Yogi?

I AM still the leader of this cult :zelfingenomensmilie:

[Yogi]

May I remind you of your place here Captain Yogi?

I AM still the leader of this cult :zelfingenomensmilie:

And i am the CAPTAIN of this spaceship!!! :powertripsmilie:

I'll leave you with those Bjorajerwq'n Royal Gaurds with no remource.....

Just heard BonerCheese is willing to lead the Cult!!! :obligatorycheesementioningsmilie: :devil:


Muwhahahaha!!!!!(2)


YoNepto

[Biggles]

And i am the CAPTAIN of this spaceship!!! :powertripsmilie:

I'll leave you with those Bjorajerwq'n Royal Gaurds with no remource.....

Just heard BonerCheese is willing to lead the Cult!!! :obligatorycheesementioningsmilie: :devil:


Muwhahahaha!!!!!(2)


YoNepto


The magnetic forces of the dark rings of Squargk have affected his mind :fear:

We must do something - send him to the snoo snoo chamber.

[Yogi]

The magnetic forces of the dark rings of Squargk have affected his mind :fear:

We must do something - send him to the snoo snoo chamber.

I have Squarks magnetic force ring for breakfast........ :blink: :devil:


/yonepto/offtoSnooSnooLand


HappyNightEveryone and behave on Taruwata Njakjika !!!! :01:

[Skweeky1]

Oh dear...

sending Yogi to the Snoo Snoo chamber wasn't such a good idea..

it will take two weeks for ALL the monkeys to recover from this :(

Maybe quarantaine is the only solution for him at the moment :devil:

And no post-its or Pringles!

[Lilmiss]

Has Snny snoo snoo'd snoopy yet? :unsure:

[Damn's_bbygirl]

hey!! are you accepting new recruits? I look nice in a dress, so i hear... :innocent:

I was just floating around out here and heard all the ruckus...thought you might need a...um...maid? Someone has to clean up all the snoo snoo.. :ermm:

[Skweeky1]

Um....with all this Snoo Snoo going on I don't think a maid would be any good around here...

[Snee]

[QUOTE=Lilmiss]Has Snny snoo snoo'd snoopy yet? :unsure:[/QUIT]

Are you implying you wouldn't notice if I did it with you? :unsure:


:(

[Biggles]

Um....with all this Snoo Snoo going on I don't think a maid would be any good around here...

Although just wearing the uniform would be nice. *those eyebrow similies that Robert uses (or are they his eyebrows? :unsure: ) *

[Lilmiss]

Are you implying you wouldn't notice if I did it with you?

Probably not today, I seem to be numb everywhere and.....Hey! Are you implying I'm a dog? :ohmy:


Can anyone get me some base really quickly? :huh:

[Snee]

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/p/images/packaging_all.your.base.lg.jpg :unsure:

[Biggles]

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/p/images/packaging_all.your.base.lg.jpg :unsure:


:lol:


Lilmiss, go and do something morally improving and take your mind off such things.

[Lilmiss]

Like go to the shops for fags and skins? :huh:
I'm working myself up to that.

So Rayn has all my base?
Intresting. :shifty:

[Biggles]

Like go to the shops for fags and skins? :huh:
I'm working myself up to that.

So Rayn has all my base?
Intresting. :shifty:

Maybe - I was thinking more of baking cakes for the local Womens' Institute.




:ph34r:

On second thoughts no scrub that thought.

[Snee]

Mmm, special brownies.



:unsure:


EDit: just googled the expression and found some proper idiots. :blink:

I just meant ones that made you "happy". :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I was a special brownie, then something went completely wrong.
:ermm:

[sparsely]

that rug really tied the room together, too :(

[Biggles]

Mmm, special brownies.



:unsure:


EDit: just googled the expression and found some proper idiots. :blink:

I just meant ones that made you "happy". :unsure:

I dread to think. :ph34r:

http://www.mememachine.cwc.net/Graphics/liberator.jpg

Lets head for the Pleasure System "Snoo Snoo Major"

[Snee]

that rug really tied the room together, too :(

:D missed this.