25 Things To Do With A Frog

[DarthInsinuate]

1. Fry
2. Hard boil
3. Soft boil
4. Scramble
5. Fromlette
6. Throw it
7. Drink it
8. Make a cake
9. Paint it
10. Roll it down a hill
11. Whisk it
12. Froggy bread (French toast)
13. Blow it
14. Get your Gran to suck it
15. Seperate black from white for racist purposes
16. Fertilise it
17. Crack it's skull
18. Lay on it
19. poach
20. coddle
21. frog wash
22. brush on pastry
23. Scotch egg
24. use ground up guts as a basic glue.
25. grow a tadpole.

[Snee]

Bet it'd be really surprised too.

[Gemby!]

make a cake ?? :blink:

[DarthInsinuate]

French cake

[tesco]

shoot it with a paintball gun :crying:

[Snee]

Eat it raw, maybe dipped in chocolate, or make a tasty soup.

[lynx]

Take it for a spin (http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/frogbender/) :01:

[Lilmiss]

Get him stoned on crack, then steal his bike.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/annoying.jpg

rum rumrum raaaa rum riiim :ermm: :wub:

[Guillaume]

:shifty:

[Spicker]

create a new disease called FAIDS

Frog Aids :01:

[tesco]

photoshop him. :)

[Smith]

Explode him :shifty:

[Biggles]

Get him stoned on crack, then steal his bike.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/annoying.jpg

rum rumrum raaaa rum riiim :ermm: :wub:

Somebody told me that it costs £7.00 (about $12) a month just to be a member of this little git's club and that is before you buy the ring tone. Loads of kids have been rooked and loads of parents can't understand why they are putting so much money on their kids phones.

Or have I been subjected to another urban myth? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

That sounds right, although he is adorable. :wub:
I've hunted and hunted for a lil gif of him doing his stuff, but to no avail.

And my phone isn't compatible, so I have to make the Vroom-Rum-Rum noises myself, when the phone rings. :(

[ahctlucabbuS]

If you'd used a duck instead you could have added 'masturbate' to your list,

Oh well :shrug:

http://www.vg.no/bilder/edrum/1107757733292_941.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/39939.htm

[Lilmiss]

You masturbate ducks? :ohmy:

Sick, theres a lot I need to learn about Norweigen culture.

[ahctlucabbuS]

Well apparently you can get the duck to do it for you :1eye:

However, if the duck was beeing masturbated I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be voluntary on the duck's part :unsure:

And I'm pretty sure the thread title was 25 things to do with a frog, not

25 things to do to a frog. :ohmy:

Now that'd be an interested read however, and if there's ever such a thread created I'd like to be the first contributer with the word 'masturbate'. :wacko:

[Lilmiss]

if there's ever such a thread created I'd like to be the first contributer with the word 'masturbate'.


:D Well that goes without saying.
I would like the phrase, "Shoot it with an elastic band" added.

Guess beastiality just isn't my thang. :ermm:


I know that alot of bizarre casulaties happen daily, but I've yet to hear of Duck Clamp. :pinch: Do update us if it happens. :P

[Lilmiss]

ooops. :frusty:

[Guillaume]

That sounds right, although he is adorable. :wub:
I've hunted and hunted for a lil gif of him doing his stuff, but to no avail.

And my phone isn't compatible, so I have to make the Vroom-Rum-Rum noises myself, when the phone rings. :(



http://img56.exs.cx/img56/9008/annoying20gy.gif


Can't do anything about the vrooming sounds though.

[Lilmiss]

Brilliant!!!! :w00t:

(again!:blushing: )


The best I found were these...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/crazyfrog.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/crazedfrog.gif


I can make my own noises, anyhoo. :P

[Guillaume]

A bit fast, and too big, though.
Grab it before the mods decide it'll be too much for the board... ;)

[Lilmiss]

I did. :(
But when I put it in Photobucket, this happened...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/annoying20gy.gif



:lol: :D :01:

[Guillaume]

Images larger than 250 KB are automatically resized
:(


I'm sure they don't do that on paying accounts. :dry:

[Lilmiss]

He still looks pretty cool though. :P



This is for being a smart arse know it all... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/thpokey.gif

:D

[Guillaume]

er... nevermind.

[Lilmiss]

Crazy frog. :ermm:

Deserved a beating anyhoo.


G'nite n tanksyou. ;)

[Guillaume]

G'night.