Mmmmmmmmmm

[Jon L. Obscene]

Microwave CheeseBurgers RAWK!!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

I'm a common Englishman

It explains it all, I guess...

:flamehide

[Jon L. Obscene]

Whaaaaaaaaat? no different to maccyD's or Burgerking or the rest of them.....cept these are 99p for 2 :01:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

does anyone else get paralising stomach ache after eating these, but carries on buying them anyway?

[Jon L. Obscene]

No, but it depends which ones, these one's don't have those grissly bits in :sick:
And the bun does'nt go rubbery either :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[lynx]

No, but it depends which ones, these one's don't have those grissly bits in :sick:
And the bun does'nt go rubbery either :lol:

Jonno :cool:So you are using cheap substitutes? :ohmy:

[manker]

http://www.peta2.com/fp/blogtop_01.jpg

[ginguar]

It's ok Manker microwave cheeseburgers contain no animal meat whatsoever

[manker]

It's ok Manker microwave cheeseburgers contain no animal meat whatsoeverDamnit, I wanted to see how I'd fare in an argument that I didn't believe in :dry:

[ginguar]

Sorry for spoiling your fun. They do however contain the flesh of people over the age 65 who are no longer useful to society. This is a good use for them in my opinion. Anyone who disagrees with me is clearly an idiot.






(Now we can argue)

[bigboab]

Manker are you a Vegetarian, Vegan, hippie* or whatever? Please to be explaining your reasons if this is the case.



I dont know if the word hippie has just reached your part of the world yet. :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

Whaaaaaaaaat? no different to maccyD's or Burgerking or the rest of them.....cept these are 99p for 2 :01:

Jonno :cool:

fook! I know which ones you mean, got some chicken burger ones the other day, tasty :01:

[manker]

Sorry for spoiling your fun. They do however contain the flesh of people over the age 65 who are no longer useful to society. This is a good use for them in my opinion. Anyone who disagrees with me is clearly an idiot.






(Now we can argue)So a kind of Soylent Green scenario. I like it but isn't 65 a bit too old for the cut off point. I say more like 45.

People who say that 65 year olds can still be useful are idiots :01:

[manker]

Manker are you a Vegetarian, Vegan, hippie* or whatever? Please to be explaining your reasons if this is the case.



I dont know if the word hippie has just reached your part of the world yet. :rolleyes:Nope, I am none of those things. I know what a hippie is tho' - they are those people who post weird stuff in t'Drawing Room.

[Guillaume]

People who say that 65 year olds can still be useful are idiots :01:


But they can!

As doorstops...

[ginguar]

So a kind of Soylent Green scenario. I like it but isn't 65 a bit too old for the cut off point. I say more like 45.

People who say that 65 year olds can still be useful are idiots :01:

That's a little self sacrifising of you. Are you really sure you are ready to be made into a burger? Though I am sure the idea of finaly getting eaten by a man does appeal :P ya idjut

[manker]

That's a little self sacrifising of you. Are you really sure you are ready to be made into a burger? Though I am sure the idea of finaly getting eaten by a man does appeal :P ya idjutIf I am going to get eaten by a man, it will not be in a thread that Jonno created :fear:

I think being Cheese's older sister has finally taken it's toll on your memory - I'm a mere pup and would not be affected by this microwave burger plan for at least 2 decades. In which time I imagine I'd age gracefully and with distiction.

[bigboab]

People who say that 65 year olds can still be useful are idiots :01:

Thank god I'll be 66 shortly.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

P.S. sorry about the god bit. Just a habit. Oh to hell with it. It must be siesta time. :rolleyes:

[manker]

Thank god I'll be 66 shortly.
:lol: :lol: :lol:I blame ginguar for making me say that :dry:

:D :lol:

[ginguar]

Thank god I'll be 66 shortly.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

P.S. sorry about the god bit. Just a habit. Oh to hell with it. It must be siesta time. :rolleyes:

Mmm bigboab burger

[manker]

Mmm bigboab burgerCould well be the only meat you'll get before the turn of the year :1eye:

[bigboab]

Mmm bigboab burger

Thank goodness you spelled burger right.
:rolleyes:

[Skweeky1]

You know...

There's this guy who owns a snack bar. Name's Big Boab. It's one of those places where they make it a priority to insult you.
Great food though...

That's you, isn't it? Admit it!

[bigboab]

You know...

There's this guy who owns a snack bar. Name's Big Boab. It's one of those places where they make it a priority to insult you.
Great food though...

That's you, isn't it? Admit it!


Do you mean the one in St Enochs square?

[Skweeky1]

No, the one on High Street, near the crossing with Duke Street. Opposite the train station

[bigboab]

No, the one on High Street, near the crossing with Duke Street. Opposite the train station

No, that one is not mine. Oooops.

[Skweeky1]

:( But it was so you

Big Boab always calls me the tall skinny lassie who orders men's meals. :lol:




And a belly buster is not just for men :angry:

[manker]

A belly buster for women sounds a bit like lingerie. Is it hawt :unsure:

[Skweeky1]

It basically is a big breakfast.

4 pieces of toast
2 fried eggs
3 pieces of bacon
2 hash browns
2 pieces of black pudding
beans

and some more stuff I can't remember at the moment

[Cheese]

As much as I hate to agree with Jonno, microwave burgers do indeed rawk. I had one for lunch as well.

Though I'd defiently prefer Soylent Green. :shifty:

[manker]

Chebus has a miget hose and likes eating old people :ohmy:

[Cheese]

Chebus has a miget hose and likes eating old people :ohmy:

Damn, my self-pwnage is still haunting me.

Screw you guys, I'm going to school.

[Jon L. Obscene]

:( I've run out of burgers

Have to settle for cheese sarnies..........No I'm not gonna butter cheese's body and put him between 2 thick ones :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Skweeky1]

True

But I prefer Big Boab's. It's food and entertainment in one before a hard day's work :lol:

[Cheese]

:( I've run out of burgers

Have to settle for cheese sarnies..........No I'm not gonna butter cheese's body and put him between 2 thick ones :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

Who are the two thick ones? :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Alinson twins, cos there's nowt tearcan out :D

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

God damnit.

Wrong thread. :frusty:

[enoughfakefiles]

does anyone else get paralising stomach ache after eating these, but carries on buying them anyway?

I get this problem especially those ones from the petrol station but they are to good not to carry on eating it.It`s worth the extra time on the latrine.:lol:

[Damn's_bbygirl]

Mmm bigboab burger


That sounds like a breakfast of champions....ewwww!!!! :D :sick:

[Yogi]

What a culi-barbarian thread this is.

Burgers from a microwave............ :sick:


That is like Yogi making sense to WithCheese............. :blink:



Yogi

[hobbes]

What a culi-barbarian thread this is.

Burgers from a microwave............ :sick:


That is like Yogi making sense to WithCheese............. :blink:



Yogi

Well, if you're going to snub your nose at microwave hamburgers then I won't even bother starting a thread about microwavable porkrinds.
http://www.rudolphfoods.com/images/pic5.gif

[Cheese]

Ah, the fatal flaw of the 'ignore' button...when someone quotes the person you're ignoring you can still see their inane posts.:(

Still mentioning my name in every post Yogi? I must really get to you.:)

[Peerzy]

Ah, the fatal flaw of the 'ignore' button...when someone quotes the person you're ignoring you can still see their inane posts.:(

Still mentioning my name in every post Yogi? I must really get to you.:)


You should have seen his posts in the secksest man thread :helpsmili

[Yogi]

Well, if you're going to snub your nose at microwave hamburgers then I won't even bother starting a thread about microwavable porkrinds.
http://www.rudolphfoods.com/images/pic5.gif


But, pleeze, do Bother, dear Hobbes. :shifty:

Porkrinds are a whole different ballgame. :01:



YoPorky

[Yogi]

Ah, the fatal flaw of the 'ignore' button...when someone quotes the person you're ignoring you can still see their inane posts.:(

Still mentioning my name in every post Yogi? I must really get to you.:)


No, CheeseDear, since my shrink changed my med's, my obsession for you

has changed into an obsession for Bacon. :01:


Can someone please quote this for IgnoreCheese???? :unsure:


YoBacon

[Peerzy]

No, CheeseDear, since my shrink changed my med's, my obsession for you

has changed into an obsession for Bacon. :01:


Can someone please quote this for IgnoreCheese???? :unsure:


YoBacon


I hope he doesnt get annoyed :no:

[manker]

No, CheeseDear, since my shrink changed my med's, my obsession for you

has changed into an obsession for Bacon. :01:


Can someone please quote this for IgnoreCheese???? :unsure:


YoBaconOkay.

[Cheese]

Okay.

Cheers manker.

How'd you reckon at NUFC's chances tomorrow?

[manker]

Cheers manker.

How'd you reckon at NUFC's chances tomorrow?Nps.

I think they'll do well to draw, not because the Dutch team that I've forgotten the name of and probably can't spell anyway are particularly good, but 'cause Newcastle are remarkably unremarkable away from home in European competition (and t'Premiership, for that matter).

I think they'll go thro' overall though. An away goal tonight would be great.

[hobbes]

But, pleeze, do Bother, dear Hobbes. :shifty:

Porkrinds are a whole different ballgame. :01:



YoPorky

Well, I really I didn't want a thread, I wanted a Pork Rind world. After a few polite requests to Rookie which were not well received, things rather quickly degenerated into hostile name calling and the questioning of the morality of certain peoples mothers'.

Needless to say, we won't be getting a porkrind world anytime soon.

[DanB]

Pork scratchings :wub:

[enoughfakefiles]

Pork scratchings :wub:

They`ve just got these at the vending machines at work.I`ve had them in the pub a few times and remember these being kind of nibbles but the ones in the vending machines are like half a pig.:lol: :lol: