How long will it take for this thread to reach 1000 replies?

[manker]

It may never, ever reach attain such a prestigious total, but if it did, how long do you think it would take before it would reach 1000 - given the help it would get from spammers, like myself.

[Emdee]

Bet you a fiver you can't do it in 2 hours.

Get to work. :pizza:

[Guillaume]

what? 100 or 1000? Title and topic don't mention the same number...

edit: I see you too have found the "edit" button.

[manker]

what? 100 or 1000? Title and topic don't mention the same number...

edit: I see you too have found the "edit" button.I have many talents, correcting typos is one.

In case there is any confusion, the target is 1000, any more than that and I'll donate £10 to some charity or other and £5 to Peerzy's paypal get drunk quick scheme.

[manker]

Bet you a fiver you can't do it in 2 hours.

Get to work. :pizza:Probably not :D

I think the flood control is set at 20 seconds so that would mean the limit is 360 posts in 2 hours.

I think a rule should be set that no one person can post twice in a row.

Edit: Doh :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

you'll need some quality postage, but it shall be done :01:

[manker]

you'll need some quality postage, but it shall be done :01::01: :01:

[manker]

Smiley only posts should be banned.

[Emdee]

You should've posted this in funnyworld.

That way cpt_azad would've helped your crusade by posting either "lmfao" or ":lol:" after every second post.

[manker]

lmfao.

Cpt_azad should only be referred to as cpt_smacktard in this thread.


Any other nonsense rules will be greatfully accepted and probably adhered to :D

[Cheese]

You should've posted this in funnyworld.

That way cpt_azad would've helped your crusade by posting either "lmfao" or ":lol:" after every second post.

Capt_smacktard does that in every section of the board... :dry:

" :lol: "

"ROFLMAO"

"tht game/film/actor/director/song/book/joke/pr0n/idea/midget r0cksaws!!!111"

I'm pretty sure he's just a spam-bot.

[Mr. Mulder]

on tuesdays, posting while pished should be achieved before 2:00pm :01:

[Emdee]

That's an idea...

I think I'll program a spam-bot for myself with generic replies. Sounds like a good way to beef up the post count. :shifty:

[Guillaume]

Musleman brought back from the dead? :unsure:

[manker]

"tht game/film/actor/director/song/book/joke/pr0n/idea/midget r0cksaws!!!111"No it doesn't* :dry:




*Apart from the midget, that did.

[Peerzy]

Bet you a fiver you can't do it in 2 hours.

Get to work. :pizza:


It took me Sam^4 and teh others 5 hours 43mins and a few seconds to do it first time :01:

Im gonna get htis up to 1001 posts so i can get money, its quicker and easier than getting a job :P

[manker]

You think recruiting Sam^4 might be a good idea for this purpose.

He might consider a few posts, since it's in a good cause. I shall request his expertise.

[Peerzy]

You think recruiting Sam^4 might be a good idea for this purpose.

He might consider a few posts, since it's in a good cause. I shall request his expertise.

:01: :01: :01: Peerzy's drunkness is always a good cause, and that charity stuf is proberly good as well :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Sure thing, boss.

© 1990- 2004 Musleman

[Peerzy]

Sure thing, boss.

© 1990- 2004 Musleman


Musleman is older than 14 :huh:

[manker]

I could definitely spell muscle by the time I was 14 - maybe Gurahl is correct :unsure:

[Cheese]

Musleman is older than 14 :huh:

Obviously. It's 2005. He's 15.

[manker]

Obviously. It's 2005. He's 15.Maybe his birthday isn't in January or the first couple of weeks of February. Could happen :unsure:

[Cheese]

Maybe his birthday isn't in January or the first couple of weeks of February. Could happen :unsure:

I hear what you're saying but I find it highly unlikely.

[manker]

I'm getting an 87.12% probability that he's 14. If Gurahl was correct in his assertion.

Of course my calculations could be awf.

[Cheese]

I'm getting an 87.12% probability that he's 14. If Gurahl was correct in his assertion.

Of course my calculations could be awf.

So not that likely then. :sagenod:

[manker]

He seems like a taurean to me.

That'll get the probablity soaring into the high 90s :russellgrant:

[Cheese]

He seems like a taurean to me.

That'll get the probablity soaring into the high 90s :russellgrant:

We don't have a "What is your star-sign?" poll.

Or, come to think of it, "When do you think musleman's birthday is?" poll.

[TheDave]

smacktard! i thought that was just an fps term

[manker]

What's an fps term?

[Cheese]

What's an fps term?

Full Penetrative Sex.

[manker]

Fancy Posterior Shuffling.

[Formula1]

s7f|_|

[TheDave]

fucked poster spam :blink:

[TheDave]

fucked poster spam :blink:

no it isn't

[TheDave]

no it isn't
i know :unsure:

[TheDave]

maybe this should be moved to the lounge

[TheDave]

maybe this should be moved to the lounge
i know. tell a mod

[TheDave]

i know. tell a mod
they won't take any notice :(

[TheDave]

they won't take any notice :(
i bet they will :)

[TheDave]

shall i click report then or what?

[TheDave]

maybe you should pm a mod :dabs:

[TheDave]

dabs?

wouldn't that piss em off if you've got something else to do?

[TheDave]

its a smiley on another forum :-/

nm then

[TheDave]

which forum?

[TheDave]

doesn't matter you wouldn't know it

[TheDave]

tell us. i bet i do

[TheDave]

t'moderation

[TheDave]

you're right i never heard of it :unsure:

[TheDave]

i wonder if this is making the man want to extend flood control to 5 minutes :ermm:

[TheDave]

i doubt he cares

[TheDave]

yeah, you're probably right

[TheDave]

you reckon i can completely fill a page with replies?

[TheDave]

i could try. it's on 40 posts per page though

[TheDave]

go for it!

[TheDave]

maybe i will :shifty:

[TheDave]

you don't mean :sneaky: ?

[TheDave]

no, thats ghey and not the least bit sneaky

[TheDave]

the person who made it should be shot

[TheDave]

so should the one that allowed it :lol:

[TheDave]

you wouldn't say that if brian was in here. :ph34r:

[TheDave]

i know. i'd probably kiss his arse :blushing:

feckin admin :dry:

[TheDave]

i just thought of something, but its too late now

[TheDave]

what?

[TheDave]

make the posts alternate red/blue and dont add signature

[TheDave]

but why?

[TheDave]

in case somebody actually cares what you've been typing the last ten minutes

[Cheese]

STFU thedave.

[TheDave]

too much effort.

[Cheese]

I mean really...who throws a shoe?

[TheDave]

STFU thedave.
you ruined my page

[Cheese]

Posts don't count here so I doubt they'd move it...

[TheDave]

they do. watch the number. 2336 now

[TheDave]

2337 by the time you read it. so this one is 2338, i think

[TheDave]

yep, 2339 now

[Cheese]

they do. watch the number. 2336 now

Ssh maroon....else they'll change it.

[TheDave]

or did you mean there?

[TheDave]

shall i edit then? or just get it to the next page as quick as possible?

[TheDave]

only need 3 posts :ph34r:

[TheDave]

my e-penis will be as big as dan's soon

[TheDave]

i wonder how many posts ive put in here

[Cheese]

One.

[TheDave]

[over-acting]well, however many it was none of them were counted[/over-acting]

[tesco]

go thread!

[tesco]

i wonder how many posts ive put in here
User Name Posts
TheDave 46

[manker]

[getting into the spirit of things]Yay for TheDave[/getting into the spirit of things]

[TheDave]

User Name Posts
TheDave 46
now you're wrong

[TheDave]

[getting into the spirit of things]Yay for TheDave[/getting into the spirit of things]

getting into the spirit of things? you started it

[manker]

getting into the spirit of things? you started itNo I didn't :pointless argument:

[Virtualbody1234]

Now 90 posts in the thread.

[manker]

Now 90 posts in the thread.Anyone care to extrapolate how long it will take based on that. My abacus is out of reach atm :(

[manker]

Actually, it was 89 replies according to my page when VB posted that :unsure:

[TheDave]

90 posts = 1 post + 89 replies

[manker]

Oh yeah.

I didn't scroll up to read it properly due to time constraints.

[DanB]

:unsure:

[Cheese]

Hooray! :01:

We did it.

[manker]

:blink:

[Cheese]

:blink:

Too early?


Not again... :(

[manker]

Too early?


Not again... :(:lol: :D


I have half an inkling that you purposely took some care to set up that semi-lame joke :01:

[manker]

Wtf, did posts stop counting in here :bummed:

[manker]

Fecking mods :dry:

[Cheese]

Thought they'd do that...

[manker]

I've had enough of this second class citizenry.

[Cheese]

Posts still count in the J2/vidcc debate room though.

[Cheese]

And Sportsworld.

[Cheese]

And Funny Stuff (or whatever it's called).

I can just reply to every topic in there with a valid 'LOL'.

[100%]

Huh?

[100%]

what?

[100%]

wtf?

[100%]

oh

[100%]

ok

[Cheese]

And Funny Stuff (or whatever it's called).

I can just reply to every topic in there with a valid 'LOL'.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/funnypwnage.jpg

[TheDave]

zed stole my idea. the punishment for that is lines.

i wont "i will not steal dave's ideas" at least 20 time please, i mean, NOW!

[TheDave]

test

[Cheese]

Fecking mods :dry:

Bet posts count in mod world... :dry:

[TheDave]

bar stewards! normally it takes months to get things done but now its just an hour or two to take away our civil liberties :gepperwithprotestsign:

[DanB]

*cough*mankers*cough*

[TheDave]

i feel this is all my fault :(

[Cheese]

199 posts to go before I retire. :01:

[TheDave]

have we reached 1,000,000 posts yet?

[TheDave]

999,815

[zedaxax]

Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas
Dave will not mock zed's ideas

[TheDave]

on seperate posts, like this

[TheDave]

i will not miss the obvious

[TheDave]

i will not miss the obvious.

[TheDave]

fuck spam control thingy

[zedaxax]

15 secs is ok

[zedaxax]

no ok its annoying but better than antispam

[TheDave]

you cant do duplicate posts though :angry:

[Cheese]

you cant do duplicate posts though :angry:

[TheDave]

i mean you cant do duplicate posts from one user name

[manker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/funnypwnage.jpg
Nice :D

I might partake in the pwnage.

[manker]

Nice :D

I might partake in the pwnage.Meh, that was boring :dry:

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/5236/snag06536by.jpg

[manker]

Had to adblock Chebus' screencap 'cause it pushed my borders out a bit.

Just so as you know.

[Cheese]

Had to adblock Chebus' screencap 'cause it pushed my borders out a bit.

Just so as you know.

Me too, the git.

Nice pwnage btw.

[zedaxax]

Meh, that was boring :dry:

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/5236/snag06536by.jpg



But did you acrually really LOL at any of them?
:huh:

[Cheese]

But did you acrually really LOL at any of them?
:huh:

I did.

Now my landlady has called the men with the comfy arm suit to take me away. :(

[manker]

But did you acrually really LOL at any of them?
:huh:No, I only ever read my own jokes.

[enoughfakefiles]

Awwww this is gonna take ages.

/Moved to spamworld the lounge. :lol:

I`m sure if ziggy was still here he could have polished this thread of with all his accounts. :whistling

[manker]

Me too, the git.

Nice pwnage btw.
I did toy with pwning SportsWorld too, but I like it in there :(

Might spam a bit tho'

[TheDave]

No, I only ever read my own jokes.
i bet you're one of those shits that only laughs at them too

[TheDave]

i might go and point out why every american sport is shit

[Cheese]

i bet you're one of those shits that only laughs at them too

No-one else is going to. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

I only post my rubbish jokes, I keep the best ones secret http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/snooty.gif

[manker]

i might go and point out why every american sport is shitWhat about NWWWF.

(Or whatever it is, you know - Spitney Beers and all)

[TheDave]

spitney beers?

[manker]

Yeah, you know. Spitney Beers.

[TheDave]

i'm guessing its one of them wrastling things

[zedaxax]

Im making this now for a photoshop competition
i need Beta Testers
Between 1 and 10 what do you give it?
(this is a sketch)
http://img228.exs.cx/img228/9859/bump9dv.jpg

[manker]

Yeah, she's about the best looking. That's not saying much but due to the nakedness I reckon we can give the Yanks that one as a sport.

Be charitable, like.

http://www1.nakedwomenswrestling.com/?a=sycochristine

[manker]

Im making this now for a photoshop competition
i need Beta Testers
Between 1 and 10 what do you give it?
(this is a sketch)
http://img228.exs.cx/img228/9859/bump9dv.jpgSeven :01:

[TheDave]

Im making this now for a photoshop competition
i need Beta Testers
Between 1 and 10 what do you give it?
(this is a sketch)
http://img228.exs.cx/img228/9859/bump9dv.jpg
wtf?

[zedaxax]

Its for this competition called "Hair Dont's"
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=3337

[TheDave]

do you win prizes?

[manker]

Its for this competition called "Hair Dont's"http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/2/web/242000-242999/242377_27.jpg

[TheDave]

50 left. get ready to print screen chaps :01:

[TheDave]

40 :ph34r:

[manker]

What you on abaht :huh:

[TheDave]

check what number this post is

[manker]

check what number this post isIt's 159.

[Money Fist]

i guess this topic is spammers paradise

[TheDave]

next time you post check what it says in the address bar. still 800 away from the official 1,000,000

[manker]

Ok.

[manker]

999975

[manker]

Cool :01:

[TheDave]

999972 according to mine :blink:

[TheDave]

oh i get it. who do you reckon will get post 1000000?

[DanB]

hmmm

[manker]

oh i get it. who do you reckon will get post 1000000?
I think I will.

[DanB]

^ that was post999986

[manker]

999987 now, according to my records.

[TheDave]

i think i will :snooty:

[TheDave]

blah

[TheDave]

or maybe we should make 1000000 a good non-spam post

[DanB]

no way

[manker]

Definitely me :01:


This time too, I'll screenshot it.

[manker]

Damn :dry:

[manker]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

....

[manker]

this is it 1000000You bar-steward :lol:

[zedaxax]

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/2/web/242000-242999/242377_27.jpg


:lol:
yes you can get cash but kiking ass is a better feeling
:P

[TheDave]

i got it. it is the very definition of 1 in a million and i got it :01:

[zedaxax]

depends on the calculator

[TheDave]

on the bright side, you could still get the official one, but proving it will be hard :D

[zedaxax]

are officials hard (permanently?)

[TheDave]

i think it'll have to be a screengrab contest

[TheDave]

first challenge. reach 100 posts in here. then ive gotta do around 600 during the next 4 hours. need caffiene and lots of it

[Cheese]

Owwww....

[TheDave]

who am i kidding? i cant do 2.5 a minute for 4 hours :(

[manker]

I'm off over t'pub now.

Keep up the half hearted protest, lads :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

first challenge. reach 100 posts in here. then ive gotta do around 600 during the next 4 hours. need caffiene and lots of it

Dam i don`t drink coffee but i`ll give it a go.:lol::lol:

[manker]

Actually I need one more post in an area that posts count to make my post count a round number before I can be happy :obsessivecompulsive:

[TheDave]

now thats a neat number :cool:

[MCHeshPants420]

who am i kidding? i cant do 2.5 a minute for 4 hours :(

Wimp.:glare:

[manker]

Hang on ... .

[manker]

The post count has been turned back on in here :01:


:01: :01: :01: :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

Do one smilie post count....:cheating:

[manker]

I guess we should stop spamming SportsWorld and On-topic PollsWorld now :confused:


Quality work, mods, cheers :D

[TheDave]

The post count has been turned back on in here :01:


:01: :01: :01: :01:
now for some reason you wont be able to concentrate on drink at the pub

[Cheese]

The post count has been turned back on in here :01:


:01: :01: :01: :01:

What we going to moan about now?

Damn mods taking away our things to moan about...

[manker]

Actually I need one more post in an area that posts count to make my post count a round number before I can be happy :obsessivecompulsive:Well, that's fucked that up.

I'm going to have to drink an odd number of pints tonight, just to make sure that I can go to bed on an even keel :confused:

[TheDave]

just try not to think 3507

[manker]

What we going to moan about now?

Damn mods taking away our things to moan about...This may be the first time that someone's actually taken notice of spam :blink:


Good stuff, tho'.

[manker]

just try not to think 3507I think I'd better make it 3510 :justincase:

[Cheese]

This may be the first time that someone's actually taken notice of spam :blink:


Good stuff, tho'.

They're on in The lounge as well... :blink:

[TheDave]

whatever just dont think 3513

[enoughfakefiles]

The post count has been turned back on in here :01:


:01: :01: :01: :01:

I was going to leave this thread before i read that.:postsshouldcounteverywhere:

[manker]

They're on in The lounge as well... :blink:Teh fook :blink:

So ... we rawk :?:

[Cheese]

Teh fook :blink:

So ... we rawk :?:

Probably just until we get to 1 million posts...? :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Maybe it`s so they can get cheese to 10,000. :ph34r:

[Cheese]

Maybe it`s so they can get cheese to 10,000. :ph34r:

Yes, but then I'm leaving... :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Yes, but then I'm leaving... :unsure:

The withcheese account or the board.?????

Does that mean you`ll have to start using your ike account more. :ph34r:

[Formula1]

this thread will never reach 1000, so stfu... muu har har har har har!

[Cheese]

The withcheese account or the board.?????

Does that mean you`ll have to start using your ike account more. :ph34r:

No, I'm going to stick to your account and my DanB one.

[S!X]

sorry wheres the STFU manker option?

[cpt_azad]

reminds me of the thread in the lounge (when posts actually counted in there) me, ziggy, colt45joe and manker got it up to 1000 posts, that bastard ziggy got the 1000th one :dry:

[TheDave]

if i remember correctly me and peerzy get more than any of you http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/snooty.gif

[Money Fist]

if i was a mod for this board
i would close the topic on 999

[TheDave]

if you were a body part...

[Money Fist]

if you were a body part...
wtf is that supposed to mean?
or is it spam talk

[TheDave]

my reply to you saying you'd ruin all my hard work :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

Hooray!!!!!!! i`ve won.

*closed*

[Cheese]

I just got 60% and 63% for the two of my essays for my Rhetoric module. I'm not sure what average percentage that gives me, probably some number too hard for science to calculate.

[manker]

reminds me of the thread in the lounge (when posts actually counted in there) me, ziggy, colt45joe and manker got it up to 1000 posts, that bastard ziggy got the 1000th one :dry:I wasn't there for that menage a trois. In fact when I woke up and witnessed the carnage, I moaned about it :hypocritical:

[Cheese]

Got it.

123%

Damn that's a good total mark. :01:

[manker]

Got it.

123%

Damn that's a good total mark. :01::01: Well done on teh essayage.

Just fiddled with t'abacus and you're right with the average. Good work, fella.

[Cheese]

:01: Well done on teh essayage.

Just fiddled with t'abacus and you're right with the average. Good work, fella.

How much do I owe you for that then? :(

[manker]

How much do I owe you for that then? :(Hmm ... time for me to bump the dungeon thread at t'Moderation (http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?).

When do you get the next installment of your student loan. Just wondering http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/whistle.gif

[enoughfakefiles]

How much do I owe you for that then? :(

Mankers proberbly already took it out of your account.... :shifty:

I went into a shop in russia an she worked everything out on an abucus frame. :lol:

[manker]

Mankers proberbly already took it out of your account.... :shifty: You are wise beyond your ears.

Chebus' account is empty :shifty:

[cpt_azad]

omg teh hax0rz

[100%]

''''''

[sArA]

yawn

[TheDave]

i spy with my little eye, something beginning with.... B

[DyingToLive]

10 days ;)

[Snee]

STFU http://www.assistguide.com/print/images/check.gif

[Cheese]

S'up?

[Snee]

T'opposite of down.

[100%]

A

B

C

[Peerzy]

a

B

C

C :01:

[Snee]

I'm gonna stop talking to all of youse 'cos i know you are keeping secrets from me.

[Snee]

Yep, dark secrets.

[100%]

Requiem for a Dream is right now

amazing film - that director is genius

[ziggyjuarez]

50 days top

[manker]

I'd forgotten about this :huh:

[ziggyjuarez]

Drunk at the time?

[manker]

Drunk at the time?No :dry:

[ziggyjuarez]

ok

[lightshow]

yeeeah1 30 DAYS

I know it@!

[S!X]

hi.

[tesco]

go thread.
:P