Heerenv'n v Newcastle

[Cheese]

Newcastle travel to Heerenveen desperate for a result to ignite what has been a hugely disappointing campaign at St James' Park.

Toon boss Graeme Souness has been left in no doubt what the black and white army expect and he will be keen to prove his new look side's credentials in Europe.

Poor league form has left them languishing in mid-table mediocrity but, on the continent, Newcastle have looked assured and will be confident of claiming a solid result in Holland.

Souness' main concern is his midfield where an improving Kieron Dyer has been ruled out with a viral infection, which is also threatening the participation of Jermaine Jenas.

Nicky Butt remains a long-term concern, leaving Newcastle devoid of depth in midfield options.

France international Jean-Alain Boumsong is ineligible, which means a call-up for young defender Peter Ramage.

It is expected that Patrick Kluivert, who has been moved recently to pledge his long-term future to the club, will be handed a rare opportunity to impress in his homeland alongside Alan Shearer.

Souness will be well aware that winning the Uefa Cup is Newcastle's most likely route back into Europe next season and consequently, is taking the competition seriously.

"The Uefa Cup is a big competition for us. We know we can go a long way to getting into the next round if we do the job properly there,'' said Souness.

"What we must do is give a good account of ourselves. We have watched them and they are a good side, but if we play like we can, we are a good side too."

Source (http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.asp?hlid=256547&lid=2&cpid=6&title=Heerenv'n+v+Newcastle+preview&channel=Football_Home)

[DanB]

So you think you're going to win? :unsure:

[Cheese]

So you think you're going to win? :unsure:

Yes.

Well...I bloody hope so 'cos it's that or the FA cup...

[DanB]

Good luck :01:


If I could get ch5 in my room I'd prolly watch it myself

[Cheese]

Good luck :01:


If I could get ch5 in my room I'd prolly watch it myself

I won't be watching it either... :(

Can't afford teh pub and I don't have a TV. Or a radio.

So I'll be watching the score on my computer then... :lol:

[Cheese]

All pretty tense at the moment.

Still 0-0 on the Sky Sports Live Score Service.

I reckon we could be in for a goal any minute now.

[manker]

Could you give more regular updates, Cheese?

Thanks if you can :D

[Cheese]

Still 0-0 with everything to play for.

I need to go do stuff but I'm hooked to the screen atm.

[manker]

How are they doing now :anxious:

[Cheese]

Well for a moment I though it was 1-2. But that was Middlesboro's (spit) game.

Exciting nevertheless.

[manker]

Middlesborough is 2-2 now.


I'm still showing 0-0 for the Newcastle game on the BBC website. How is it coming along on teh Skysports one?

[{I}{K}{E}]

Heerenveen :01:

2-0

Huntelaar and Yildirim



Patrick Kluivert :lol: :sick:

[Cheese]

Middlesborough is 2-2 now.


I'm still showing 0-0 for the Newcastle game on the BBC website. How is it coming along on teh Skysports one?

0-0 on mine.

But seems Ike's is more up to date than ours. :(

[manker]

Oh noes!!111

They're an hour in front in Holland. IKE's spoilt it :(

[{I}{K}{E}]

Oh noes!!111

They're an hour in front in Holland. IKE's spoilt it :(


:lol:

need the minutes when they will score?

[manker]

:lol:

need the minutes when they will score?Yes please :D :lol:


It's still 0-0 on live TV here and if I hurry I can place a bet with Sky-Bet before the end.

[Cheese]

Time for my yearly bath.

Someone keep me updated.

[manker]

Okies.


It's still 0-0 at the moment.

[Cheese]

Okies.


It's still 0-0 at the moment.

Cheers.

[manker]

No probs.

[Cheese]

I've lost interest in the match now.

Still 0-0.

[{I}{K}{E}]

1-0

Huntelaar (23)

:shifty:

[Cheese]

Fuck.:glare:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Fuck.:glare:

:lol:

2-0 will be the final score


:shifty:

[manker]

24th minute!!111

I've been refreshing the BBC page for over an hour :dry:

[Cheese]

Some sort of time-flux is my guess...

[manker]

I'm blaming IKE :dry:

[Cheese]

1-0 to them. HT. :glare:

[Cheese]

Good game so far though, plenty of action. :unsure:

[{I}{K}{E}]

I'm blaming IKE :dry:

:crying:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Shit 1-2 :(

[Cheese]

Sorry IKE.:(



Wahey the lads!!111:01:

[manker]

I saw the second half in teh pub. Shearer took his goal well, the git.

[Peerzy]

I saw the second half in teh pub. Shearer took his goal well, the git.


I thought it was lucky to be honest, in the replys you can clearly see he doesnt look at the goal once. Meaning he has 2 sets of eyes, knew where the goal was and the keeper, or was a great strike and lucky the keeper was shyte.

[DanB]

:lol:

2-0 will be the final score


:shifty:


:lol: :lol:

[{I}{K}{E}]

The goal from Huntelaar was nice ;)

[Peerzy]

The goal from Huntelaar was nice ;)


Why did they takle him off, he was the only player who was creating chances for them :no:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Why did they takle him off, he was the only player who was creating chances for them :no:

because he just recovered from an injury

[jetje]

New Castle's yearly budget € 150.000.000,- Heerenveen € 12.000.000,-

Didn't saw that diffrence on the spot, Newcastle took a lucky win...
Yes Huntelaar Rawks, great goal...

[Cheese]

We're going to slaughter them at our place.:01:

[DyingToLive]

http://images.fok.nl/s/static.gifHolland won!!! HOORAY!http://images.fok.nl/s/static.gif

[Yes I am Dutch ;)]

[Cheese]

http://images.fok.nl/s/static.gifHolland won!!! HOORAY!http://images.fok.nl/s/static.gif

[Yes I am Dutch ;)]


Dude, they lost. :unsure:

[jetje]

Dude, they lost. :unsure:

That's what you think, Heerenveen will win after penalties!

slaughter them, don't let me laugh too much :lol:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Dude, they lost. :unsure:

:lol:

[manker]

I thought it was lucky to be honest, in the replys you can clearly see he doesnt look at the goal once. Meaning he has 2 sets of eyes, knew where the goal was and the keeper, or was a great strike and lucky the keeper was shyte.That's the sign of a great striker and the reason I thought the goal particularly good.

The goal doesn't move all match, so there is no need for him to look at that - he keeps a track of where he is in relation to the goal at all times, he anticipated what the keeper was going to do and put it out of his reach. He did all of this in a split second. Awesome.


You don't know how much it pained me to write that :ermm:

[MCHeshPants420]

That's the sign of a great striker and the reason I thought the goal particularly good.

The goal doesn't move all match, so there is no need for him to look at that - he keeps a track of where he is in relation to the goal at all times, he anticipated what the keeper was going to do and put it out of his reach. He did all of this in a split second. Awesome.


You don't know how much it pained me to write that :ermm:

:ohmy:

Chebus has cawkjacked manker's account and is making him say nice things about teh Shearer.

[manker]

Meh, quiet you. He is still an uber git :dry:

[Cheese]

Meh, quiet you. He is still an uber git :dry:

Who? Me?

It's true. :(

[Cheese]

2-1 (http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.asp?hlid=258209&cpid=6)

What's the Dutch for, "You're out!"?

[manker]

2-1 (http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.asp?hlid=258209&cpid=6)

What's the Dutch for, "You're out!"?It's a little known fact that all Dutch babies emerge from the womb speaking perfect English. This ability is diminished somewhat with teh short-term memory loss until it reaches a linguistic plateau termed Yogi-Syndrome.

That's why most Dutch people speak English.

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Well done the Toon :01:

[Cheese]

It's a little known fact that all Dutch babies emerge from the womb speaking perfect English. This ability is diminished somewhat with teh short-term memory loss until it reaches a linguistic plateau termed Yogi-Syndrome.

That's why most Dutch people speak English.

----

Well done the Toon :01:


I had a dream we beat Man Utd last night... :unsure:

[manker]

You're coming to OT near the end of April, I think.

You can put another £20 on it, if you like. I'll give you odds of ... 5-2 :shifty:

[Cheese]

You're coming to OT near the end of April, I think.

You can put another £20 on it, if you like. I'll give you odds of ... 5-2 :shifty:

Fuck it. I get my student loan in April. How about a grand on it?

[manker]

Fuck it. I get my student loan in April. How about a grand on it?Okay. I have a good feeling about this.

/me hedges.