The urban legend thread....

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you think this is an urban legend.????? :ph34r:

(May 1999) This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

http://www.darwinawards.com/i/urine.jpg

[Biggles]

Do you think this is an urban legend.????? :ph34r:

(May 1999) This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

http://www.darwinawards.com/i/urine.jpg

Is she not simply self pleasuring with the one of the goal posts at a local park.

:angry: Bending it in the process.

[ruthie]

ewewewewew

[TheDave]

roddage?

cos the piss would just vapourize, and thats if it does actually get ejected from the plane

[Lilmiss]

Isn't that what happens when Luke Skywalker gets morning wood? :lookaroun

[TheDave]

ive never managed to sit through a starwars movie, but i'm sure his penis isn't a light-saber :blink:

ps. that smiley should be :fartinalift:

[enoughfakefiles]

Isn't that what happens when Luke Skywalker gets morning wood? :lookaroun

Whats morning wood..... :shifty: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Cock Knocker. :whistling


Edit; shite, not you eff.

[TheDave]

:cries:

[Lilmiss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/cockknocker.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

I got to admit that if its true it was a dam good shot. :ohmy:

[Biggles]

I got to admit that if its true it was a dam good shot. :ohmy:


and a bloody stupid place to lie down.

There is no way that a rod of piss falling from 30,000 feet is going to hit you at right angles in the groinal area if you are walking upright. Through teh skull perhaps. :dry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Maybe they said it was a plane because someone was a bad shot with a javalin of piss. :whistling

[Skweeky1]

and a bloody stupid place to lie down.

There is no way that a rod of piss falling from 30,000 feet is going to hit you at right angles in the groinal area if you are walking upright. Through teh skull perhaps. :dry:


Maybe she was doing the limbo? :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Do you think this is an urban legend.????? :ph34r:

(May 1999) This unfortunate woman was found dead on parkland in Yorkshire, England. She's believed to have been pierced by a shaft of frozen urine which had fallen from a leak in a toilet facility of an overhead plane.

http://www.darwinawards.com/i/urine.jpg

I would say that pic is fake, look at the lighter glow around the (supposed) streak of piss,this would suggest the use of a bluring or softening tool. Also the POE is a bad cut and placed on top of the pic instead of being pasted then the orignal pasted over the join, giving a poor 2D effect. Also look closly at the part of the streak covering the trees, there's a blurred splodge on the right witch suggests difficulty in matching the background, here a common trick is to blur it out.It would appear that the picture quality has been reduced to help cover these traces.

Of course, I could be wrong and it may be just a poor quality pic, but zoom into the POE and you'll see what I mean.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I would say that pic is fakeOMGWTF!!11ONE1 No way!!11 http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/bbq.gif

[enoughfakefiles]

:killjoy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Good analysis tho don't you think?

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I preferred Biggles' http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/snooty.gif

[Jon L. Obscene]

actually Biggles is flawed, it's entirely possible that the forward motion and various wind properties could have given the streak that angle of entry, it's also possible that the victim slipped milliseconds before impact and was in the process of falling over backwards.

:P

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

actually Biggles is flawedWell, yeah ... he is a civil servant, I suppose :unsure:

[manker]

He also spoke of my underwear in a different thread :huh:

I tried to find it earlier to reply but got sidetracked.

[Skweeky1]

I think it was in the cult thread. Something about the Neptylon and nylon pants or something.

Still think it's more plausible she was doing the limbo


LIMBO!!!!!!!

:01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Sidetracked by what?

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Hmmm, I shall try to find Big Les' pant speak a bit later.


Jonno, I was sidetracked by a pic of three truckers dogging behind a tree :for real: (http://moderation.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=1445)

Warning, do not click if easily offended. It's probably photoshopped anyway :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You should be banned for that :P

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

urban legend .... apparently a roundabout near my college is haunted my a number 7 bus at night cos there was once a crash there however i think my friend made that up for the sake of conversation :confused: