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Lilmiss
02-18-2005, 11:28 PM
I've been naughty tonight. :shifty:


Shhhh.....it's a secret.

100%
02-18-2005, 11:30 PM
i hope you were gentle (in akinky way)

Biggles
02-18-2005, 11:31 PM
:nono:

:dry:

DanB
02-18-2005, 11:31 PM
:unsure: do tell

sArA
02-18-2005, 11:33 PM
Go on....you know you want to ;)

Lilmiss
02-18-2005, 11:35 PM
It's a secret.
If I told you, you would tell the world, and it wouldn't be a secret.


And no, it's not sexual. :no:

sArA
02-18-2005, 11:36 PM
I promise, I won't tell anyone. :)

100%
02-18-2005, 11:37 PM
you lied to someone? :blink:

Biggles
02-18-2005, 11:40 PM
you lied to someone? :blink:

Let someones tyres down? :devil:

sArA
02-18-2005, 11:41 PM
murder? :unsure:

Lilmiss
02-18-2005, 11:42 PM
No Sara, you look like a gossip monger.
I don't think it would be safe. :no:



But did you know a little lady down the street told me, her husband said to her, his aunties monkey uncle said Bad Manners are playing near you in April! :ohmy: :w00t:

100%
02-18-2005, 11:45 PM
it safe you can trust us
let it all out
you will feel better afterwards

ps: waddya think of LilmiSin.com as a name for a site?

sArA
02-18-2005, 11:46 PM
No Sara, you look like a gossip monger.
I don't think it would be safe. :no: [COLOUR=Navy]

I am totally trustworthy....... :whistling



[COLOUR=Navy]
But did you know a little lady down the street told me, her husband said to her, his aunties monkey uncle said Bad Manners are playing near you in April! :ohmy: :w00t:



Really?..........is t'fat bloke still with em?

bigboab
02-18-2005, 11:50 PM
If its a secret I'll tell everyone not to tell anyone. :blink:

Biggles
02-18-2005, 11:50 PM
I am totally trustworthy....... :whistling






Really?..........is t'fat bloke still with em?

I thought Buster was less than well? :huh:

Lilmiss
02-18-2005, 11:53 PM
Buster Bloodvessel? Yeah of course.
He is my hero, he doesn't stop skanking til the show ends. :wub:

I talked me mates into coming, but I have to go clubbing and do something really stupid tomorrow though. :unsure:


I may die. :helpsmili

I'm not telling you Boab, you're a fishmongers wife too.
:ermm:

bigboab
02-19-2005, 12:01 AM
I'm not telling you Boab, you're a fishmongers wife too.
:ermm:

Thars the first time I've been cod that. :lol: :lol:

Lilmiss
02-19-2005, 12:01 AM
Boab - Jacket - Door


Well, I'm gonna watch White Noise now.


Is it scary? :shifty:

Biggles
02-19-2005, 12:07 AM
Boab - Jacket - Door


Well, I'm gonna watch White Noise now.


Is it scary? :shifty:

A night with your eyes peeking over the duvet looms. :devil:

Lilmiss
02-19-2005, 12:10 AM
Nu uh.

I'm staying near you guys in case I get scared. :ermm:

100%
02-19-2005, 12:14 AM
"naughty -evil chuckle"

i think its time to call the police.

oldmancan
02-19-2005, 12:19 AM
Nyuk, Nyuk to you lilmiss.

Hope your swell, other than that evil chuckle thing you got going.

Cheers omc

sArA
02-19-2005, 12:25 AM
Nyuk, Nyuk to you lilmiss.

Hope your swell, other than that evil chuckle thing you got going.

Cheers omc


Hey there OMC.....long time no see......

Lilmiss
02-19-2005, 02:24 AM
Oh 'ello OMC.
I've done nuthin' wrong....lately :whistling


White Noise sucks cawk. :dry:

Biggles
02-19-2005, 02:16 PM
Oh 'ello OMC.
I've done nuthin' wrong....lately :whistling


White Noise sucks cawk. :dry:

Most of these modern horror movies are less than satisfying.

I actually thought the remake of The Others was one of the better scary movies of recent years.

Lilmiss
02-19-2005, 02:22 PM
My bathroom mirror scares me the morning after Vodka.
Theres an evil sprite living in there who mimics me.

Biggles
02-19-2005, 02:23 PM
My bathroom mirror scares me the morning after Vodka.
Theres an evil sprite living in there who mimics me.

That the one with red eyes and a permanent bad hair day?

sparsely
02-19-2005, 02:25 PM
That the one with red eyes and a permanent bad hair day?

i think that's the dude in your sig :unsure:

Lilmiss
02-19-2005, 02:27 PM
Thats her!

Does she visit you too? :kiss:

Lilmiss
03-11-2005, 11:26 PM
holy crap, i've taken 2 e's tonight and have sent the people out to get some more, and a bitta base. i'm completly feckered, and they keep taking stoopid pics of me in a husk hat and its not fair. i'm also drinking vodka with ribena and ice and a slice of lemon, which is also nice, but i'm totally smashed. eeeeeeeekkkkk....they will be back soon with the foreigners.




help me. :helpsmili

Snee
03-11-2005, 11:27 PM
errm :unsure: :flowers:

DanB
03-11-2005, 11:29 PM
:lol: :lol:


husk hat wreaks teh evil havoc

Lilmiss
03-11-2005, 11:32 PM
it's hellish|!11 you gotta call me, oh feck the mobile shagged urm help!!!! the foreigners are coming, the bring strong strong. i got sticky hands and hot feet, my stooopid ass pal was just cruising through dirty slut pics on the pc, n i caught him. deeeerty evil git, scrweing my pc. what do i do, what do i do?///?/


help, the want to stay up and watch dick and dom in da bungalow

Lilmiss
03-11-2005, 11:32 PM
they herere











aaaaaaaaaaaaarr

DanB
03-11-2005, 11:33 PM
it's hellish|!11 you gotta call me, oh feck the mobile shagged urm help!!!! the foreigners are coming, the bring strong strong. i got sticky hands and hot feet, my stooopid ass pal was just cruising through dirty slut pics on the pc, n i caught him. deeeerty evil git, scrweing my pc. what do i do, what do i do?///?/


help, the want to stay up and watch dick and dom in da bungalow


Oh dear :lol:


this would be a good time to be a fly on the wall I think :D

Guillaume
03-11-2005, 11:33 PM
First thing would be to calm down.

If possible.

Snee
03-11-2005, 11:34 PM
I quite like you this way, wee one.

Guillaume
03-11-2005, 11:34 PM
:wub:

Thanks... :blushing:

DanB
03-11-2005, 11:34 PM
Hope you have a good night though, its been a long time since I was fucked like that


too long in fact :(


edit - I am not referring to the manly love between SnnY & Guilaame though :ph34r:

Snee
03-11-2005, 11:35 PM
Sorry, too late, frenchie.


(@gurahl)

Guillaume
03-11-2005, 11:36 PM
Damn you and your edit button! :angry:

TheDave
03-11-2005, 11:36 PM
Bogies!!!111!!

Snee
03-11-2005, 11:37 PM
Take evasive actions!!!

DanB
03-11-2005, 11:40 PM
Its still good :01:

Snee
03-11-2005, 11:41 PM
Ahoy shipmates :pirate: :chris:

Guillaume
03-11-2005, 11:43 PM
Ahoy shipmates :villagepeople:

:dry:

TheDave
03-11-2005, 11:43 PM
BOGiESSS!!!11!!!

DanB
03-11-2005, 11:44 PM
:mrscruff:

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:02 AM
:unsure: Can anyone check the Lilmiss is okay??

:smile: Hi, ya'll........... if anyone's around that is.


:angry: where's me feckin smilies gone??

TheDave
03-12-2005, 01:07 AM
i think she's with "the foriegners"

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:10 AM
:shock:............. :unsure:........ but I'm a foreigner.

:hide: Do you think she might be skulking around a corner here??

:smile: How's you anyway, Thedave :hug: :lol:

DanB
03-12-2005, 01:13 AM
I expect she is smashed and loving it

TheDave
03-12-2005, 01:16 AM
i'm forcing myself to stay awake :01:


and i'm still trying to work out if the foriegners are her parents or the russian mafia :unsure:

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:20 AM
:unsure: Why do you have to stay awake?? No nasties after you are there?



eek, not sure which definition of foreigners would be worse.


:frusty: Wish they'd hurry up and nick off tho, I gotta go soon.

DanB
03-12-2005, 01:21 AM
Hungarian I would guess at

TheDave
03-12-2005, 01:22 AM
i'm watching teh comic relief

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:24 AM
Hungarian I would guess at


:shock: do you have inside info Dan??


Why do you have to stay awake for comic relief Dave?

TheDave
03-12-2005, 01:26 AM
theres some funny stuff between the guilt trips

DanB
03-12-2005, 01:26 AM
:stalker:

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:30 AM
:unsure: Guilt trips Dave?? You got a confession you need to make? :lol:

I wouldn't have thought a stalker would admit to stalking Dan.

:frusty: Wish I had a stalker :lol:

TheDave
03-12-2005, 01:32 AM
:unsure:

yeah, you'd think i was responsible for aids and domestic violence.

not a nice thing to joke about i know

DanB
03-12-2005, 01:35 AM
thats how they get you to donate

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:38 AM
:rolleyes: I need bloody donations, still no internet for a while yet.

Good to catch you guys but I gotta love and leave ya's.

:smile: Huggy things to those I like and raspberry's for those I don't :lol:

See ya's round like a rissole xxx

TheDave
03-12-2005, 01:39 AM
thanks :D

DanB
03-12-2005, 01:41 AM
No problem, I thought everyone knew that :unsure:

Night Janey

*goddess*
03-12-2005, 01:42 AM
I take it you like the raspberry's then :lol:

laters xxxx

Muchspl2
03-12-2005, 01:55 AM
and stay off that "fast reply" lady <_<

Lilmiss
03-12-2005, 07:59 AM
I expect she is smashed and loving it


wahey, i've finally snorted the last of the base. feeling sooo fecked, and achy, but thats me own fault. i've drank half bottle of voddy, taken 2 e's, smoked multiple spliffs and snorted ingested sooo much speed. i've also got some mental pictures, a few of what i did to the mac cheese. :blackened:

i added all my music to my player thing, and the audioscrobbler thingys still not logging stuff. what else i gotta do? arrrrrrggghh. lemons tastes mental.

DanB
03-12-2005, 09:32 AM
Morning Lilmiss :D

Proper Bo
03-12-2005, 02:04 PM
i miss readin all this kind of tripe

Snee
03-12-2005, 02:44 PM
i added all my music to my player thing, and the audioscrobbler thingys still not logging stuff. what else i gotta do? arrrrrrggghh. lemons tastes mental.

Have you entered your username and password in the settings menu for the plugin? And checked the box that says to enable stats?

And are your tags ok?


And yes, I totally agree about the lemons.


Ah yes, and might you perchance consider answering your pms, like? :unsure:

Lilmiss
03-12-2005, 07:30 PM
I have another £40 worth of base and litre of Voddy on the way.

Someone pweeeeease help me. :helpsmili



stfu Bo, this is quality reading. :dry:

Lilmiss
03-12-2005, 07:31 PM
perchance consider answering your pms, like? :unsure:

I don't have any pm's. :no:

Snee
03-12-2005, 07:37 PM
Did you delete it this morning then, 'cos I sent you one :blink:

It sort of fixed itself tho', so meh.


EDit: it was even in my sent items, so I know I did send it.

enoughfakefiles
03-12-2005, 07:39 PM
I don't have any pms. :no:

Thank god for that. :whistling

Lilmiss
03-12-2005, 07:43 PM
In here? :blink:

I tink my messenger has just froken too.
/kicks stoopid pc.

Snee
03-12-2005, 07:44 PM
Yes, I sent you a pm on here.

Lilmiss
03-12-2005, 08:05 PM
:no: :crying: :no:

Snee
03-12-2005, 08:06 PM
tsk tsk, you prolly deleted it, you silly person.

DanB
03-12-2005, 08:15 PM
I have another £40 worth of base and litre of Voddy on the way.

Someone pweeeeease help me. :helpsmili

:lol: oh dear

enoughfakefiles
03-12-2005, 08:16 PM
Another early morning. :lol:

Guillaume
03-13-2005, 02:15 AM
Once again I'd like to offer advice to ya, L.

(Yeah, from one drunken frog to you ;) )

One of my friends literally burnt his brains doing e's and coke and stuff. A guy I've known since childhood. He's changed from a Bart Simpson-ish kid (not very good in school but a fast mind for jokes) to a moron-ish zombie. :crying:

So be careful with the things you've been ingesting/snorting lately, will ya?

Lilmiss
03-13-2005, 05:35 PM
Ow, my friggin' head. :blink:

(>Zero Cool<)
03-13-2005, 07:22 PM
wahey, i've finally snorted the last of the base. feeling sooo fecked, and achy, but thats me own fault. i've drank half bottle of voddy, taken 2 e's, smoked multiple spliffs and snorted ingested sooo much speed. i've also got some mental pictures, a few of what i did to the mac cheese. :blackened:


what the fuck are you playing at?????????????

get a grip


:crying:

DanB
03-13-2005, 07:23 PM
Ow, my friggin' head. :blink:


Good luck with work :P

ahctlucabbuS
03-13-2005, 09:33 PM
what the fuck are you playing at?????????????

get a grip


:crying:

I'll agree with that. :nuke:

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 12:15 AM
what the fuck are you playing at??????????


The world is a far prettier place when your off your tits.
I know my limits, so don't worry, k.

Besides, I'm gonna die this year anyways, so I may as well make it fun. :01:

TheDave
03-14-2005, 12:16 AM
whycome you're gonna die?

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 12:22 AM
Besides, I'm gonna die this year anyways, so I may as well make it fun. :01:

Yep, nice to see your morale is high.


ok, awful pun, please don't shoot me.

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 12:29 AM
Heh heh, everythings high. :01:

I sniffed at work, and got some leftovers.
T'was freaky.


I'm gonna die cos I don't wanna get old, and the best age to die is 27. :01: :rawkstar:

TheDave
03-14-2005, 12:30 AM
apparently your 60s is your best years :blink:

i don't understand either

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 12:50 AM
I don't wanna be 60.

For some reason, all 60 yr olds smell of cat pee and brussels. :sick:

(>Zero Cool<)
03-14-2005, 01:08 AM
Heh heh, everythings high. :01:

I sniffed at work, and got some leftovers.
T'was freaky.


I'm gonna die cos I don't wanna get old, and the best age to die is 27. :01: :rawkstar:


:dry: :angry: I'm gonna boot your arse

TheDave
03-14-2005, 01:39 AM
I don't wanna be 60.

For some reason, all 60 yr olds smell of cat pee and brussels. :sick:
maybe thats whats so fun about it

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 08:51 AM
That and the fact you can be rude to anyone and get away with it. :dry:


edit: How could I forget the "patronizing everybody and still get away with it" part? :frusty:

Snee
03-14-2005, 02:52 PM
I don't wanna be 60.

For some reason, all 60 yr olds smell of cat pee and brussels. :sick:
Brussels smells better, than, for instance, Copenhagen.

sArA
03-14-2005, 03:10 PM
Just cos Jim Morrison died at 27 doesn't mean its a good idea....

I am soooo very much older, but I am glad I made it this far.......its been too much of an adventure and it aint over yet....

When I am 60 I fully intend to have a screamingly fast motorbike and wear purple. I will only stink of piss if I got really really hammered, and ....

well, I like Brussells but I prefer Boston.....both of which can make you fart real bad!

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 03:18 PM
When I am 60 I fully intend to have a screamingly fast motorbike and wear purple.

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/6522/hellgr22kw.jpg :01:

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 03:20 PM
I've came home an hour earlier, cos I feel dreadful. :sick:

Wake me up when it's time for work again. :unsure:

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 03:25 PM
Ok. When are you supposed to go to work?

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 03:29 PM
Gotta leave at 6:45pm, so I need to be up for 5:30, k? :unsure:


A cuppa would be nice too. :whistling




Zzzzz.....

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 03:30 PM
Will try to scream at the top of my lungs, through the internet/phone cable... :unsure:

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 05:40 PM
[/grabs megaphone, inhales very deeply]

Time to wake up, Lilmiss!



http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3971/itf0850381dp.jpg

sugar? How many lumps?

DanB
03-14-2005, 05:44 PM
you forgot the spliff to go with it

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 05:47 PM
She's supposed to work, you know, not walk erratically in the pub and smile beatifically at the patrons... not to mention bumping and knocking over all the tables.

Wakey, wakey!


Edit: the tea's getting cold. I suppose she just went back to sleep.

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 11:30 PM
:crying: No tea or spliff? :crying:

But I'm ill, goddamnit. :stamps feet:

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 11:32 PM
Well, there was tea, but it got cold.

you didn't react back then, and I never found a way to send it through the cable anyway...

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 11:40 PM
T'is ok, I was woken up by my pal at the door.
I got him to make me a cuppa in trade for a lift up the road. :01:


Next time, shout louder though.

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 11:41 PM
I'll try to borrow speakers and mikes from my musician friends, since my ickle lungs aren't enough.

Lilmiss
03-14-2005, 11:50 PM
You're just not trying hard enough. :no:

You should make me a fresh cuppa to make up for your lame wake up call. :shifty:

Guillaume
03-14-2005, 11:53 PM
I've a cup of hot ceylan next to the keyboard right now, but I fear my modem won't like it much. Any idea?

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 12:00 AM
Urm....that is a problem. :blink:

I may need to ask for that maids uniform back, if you cant perform your duties properly.

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 12:03 AM
No you can't (see paragraph 35-b of the contract).

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 12:35 AM
Someone didn't read the small print. :whistling

Now get me my cuppa tea right this minute, or I shall be forced to hose you again. :dry:


Goddamn french maids are not all they are cracked up to be.

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 12:39 AM
encore le coup des petites lignes!

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/5407/teacupandbag10wk.jpg

And some sweets to go wiz it.

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/897/petitsfoursimage6ak.jpg

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 12:47 AM
Now, thats more like it. :dribbles:


Did you just call me a whore? :blink:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 12:49 AM
er, no.

I must have brought the wrong pair of glasses...

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 01:01 AM
:blink: :crying:


/looks for pokey stick.

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 01:02 AM
But if madame is interested by french slang/swearwords, may I point out this site (http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/French/Vocabulary/French-Uncensored.html), small, but perfect for the beginner.

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 01:12 AM
Roberts mpl tits

Putain de merde! I knew it!!!! :whistling

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 01:15 AM
rotfl.
If I may be so bold as to say so.

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 01:24 AM
:P

I'm gonna curl up in my furry blanket and watch the rest of Clockwork Orange.
Get my wake up call right in the morn, I don't wanna be late for work, k?

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 01:28 AM
:P

I'm gonna curl up in my furry blanket and watch the rest of Clockwork Orange.

Excellent way to have pleasant dreams this night. :huh:

Er, but I won't be here tomorrow morning, since I've got an appointment with my union representative. :ph34r:

Good night.

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 06:48 PM
You're not allowed a union. :no:
Hell, you're not allowed time off either.


Got a spare £20? :unsure:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 06:54 PM
Yes I am.

He's says I have the right to warm water when the hosing sessions take place. :01:

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:56 PM
no work tonight? :unsure:

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 06:58 PM
Hmmm...I shall have to revise ths contract.



So wheres this money then? :shifty:
I need to find some or I can't go to the all day St Paddys gig on Thursday, and one of my favourite local bands are going to playing. It's not fair. :stamping feet:



Shite, I gotta go work.
Almost forgot. :blushing:

manker
03-15-2005, 06:59 PM
no work tonight? :unsure:Yep, I'm going for a preparatory meeting at the Balti at 7:30. Fecking gluttonous client bastards :dry:

Yeah, I know you didn't mean me - I wanted to spread my misery around, tho'.

DanB
03-15-2005, 07:02 PM
Shite, I gotta go work.
Almost forgot. :blushing:

:lol: :lol:



Free curry though; is it not manker? :unsure:

manker
03-15-2005, 07:11 PM
:lol: :lol:



Free curry though; is it not manker? :unsure:That's why I'm pissed off, I don't eat meat and I don't like anything spicy.

I'll be eating free poppodom, chips and mint sauce. They didn't want to go to a proper restaurant :dry:

DanB
03-15-2005, 07:13 PM
wtf???????? :ohmy:

manker
03-15-2005, 07:15 PM
Sorry :blushing:

DanB
03-15-2005, 07:16 PM
don't be sorry :lol:

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 11:33 PM
Well, I'm f*cking bored, how about you?


God bless my poor burnt noodles, and crappy porn films.

DanB
03-15-2005, 11:36 PM
I'm just getting ready for bed


How was work? :unsure:

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 11:41 PM
Work = :dry:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 11:42 PM
Believe it or not, being unemployed is even more boring. :(

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 11:48 PM
I seriously doubt that.

Or maybe it's just my choice of jobs, and the shitty hours I work. :unsure:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 11:50 PM
I thought you were thinking about leaving the pub job on account of it not paying well enough. Changed your mind, have you?

edit: BTW do you know your shiny new sig is oversized? 10 pixels are sometimes enough for a trigger-happy mod. :(

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 12:00 AM
The reason I was being taxed so much is because both jobs were listed as basic rate. Hopefully now it's been changed, I shall receive a bit more and get a tax refund. But yeah, both jobs pish me off right now. In fact, theres not a lot that doesn't pish me off atm. :angry stance:


I can't resize the sig, so the mods will just have to suffer....or ban me. :ermm:




:spits teh dummy:

Guillaume
03-16-2005, 12:03 AM
The reason I was being taxed so much is because both jobs were listed as basic rate. Hopefully now it's been changed, I shall receive a bit more and get a tax refund.

So now you're rich? http://img64.exs.cx/img64/2318/sneaky7cj.gif

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 12:09 AM
:no: It's almost the end of the tax year, so I won't get a refund until May time.
I could be preparing to go on a free 2 week trip to Florida with the rest of my family now. But I'm a stoopid arse.

Guillaume
03-16-2005, 12:11 AM
Free trip to Florida?

And you're not going?

I may have to agree with you on your last sentence, then.

[runs away for fear of stick]

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 12:20 AM
T'is ok, I'm a very stoopid arse. :crying:


But I'm gonna be hella low for a few weeks, and they won't be here to cheer me up. :no:

Guillaume
03-16-2005, 12:22 AM
But I'm gonna be hella low for a few weeks, and they won't be here to cheer me up. :no:

It's alright, you've got us.

Er... :unsure:

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 12:32 AM
:unsure:

Tanks, but nothing compares to a hug from me mummy. :crying:
I'm sure a bottle of voddy will help, though.


Sofa and hot water bottle time again.
bye byes.

Guillaume
03-16-2005, 12:45 AM
G'night , miss.

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 01:55 PM
I've been sent home from work. :01:

who har!




And my soulseek is feckered again.
Investigations will take place....now! :shifty:

Guillaume
03-16-2005, 02:10 PM
I've been sent home from work. :01:
:shifty:

Sick again?
Or just sick of working? :whistling

Snee
03-16-2005, 02:44 PM
I've been sent home from work. :01:

who har!




And my soulseek is feckered again.
Investigations will take place....now! :shifty:
Oh, if you get there, I'm just about to log on.

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 03:29 PM
I can't make it work, even though I've kicked, slapped and punched the puter.
Not sure what else to do apart from yell loudly and shake my fist. :huh:



I really am sick. :unsure:

Snee
03-16-2005, 03:31 PM
Bother!

:unsure:

Well, if you do get on, I'm there right now.

Lilmiss
03-16-2005, 03:56 PM
:no: It's just not working.
I don't understand, so I'm going over there now. :points:

Snee
03-16-2005, 04:00 PM
Here?




or here :unsure:

manker
03-16-2005, 04:55 PM
Bother! :lol: :D

DanB
03-16-2005, 05:06 PM
What's wrong? :unsure:

manker
03-16-2005, 05:21 PM
Lilmiss can't get on slsk :unsure:

DanB
03-16-2005, 05:26 PM
So its made her sick and got her sent home from work? :unsure:

I can't get on the moderation since about 10.30 last night, does that mean I can have the rest of the week off?

Busyman
03-16-2005, 05:33 PM
I promise, I won't tell anyone. :)
...said Connie Chung to Newt Gingrich's mom....

manker
03-16-2005, 05:37 PM
So its made her sick and got her sent home from work? :unsure:

I can't get on the moderation since about 10.30 last night, does that mean I can have the rest of the week off?Oh, um, duno.

You're not allowed the week off t'Moderation :dry:

It's giving me lots of time outs but it's still working okay. This proxy worked well for me yesterday on there - provided it still works, give it a go.

66.119.33.134:8000

Snee
03-16-2005, 05:44 PM
Having slsk running isn't much to long for anyway, went off to study and it seems to have crashed right after, and now the person I was dl:ing from and uploading to has gone offline, ffs.

Not getting my stuff today, that's for sure. :dry:

How the feck can it even try to use more than 512megs of RAM?

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 12:07 AM
T'is still feckered, and I'm still ill.
Plus, I can't raise the pennies or people to go to this gig the moro.


/mooobles. :crying:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:12 AM
Take someone hostage... :ninja:

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 12:17 AM
Who?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/thchained.gif

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:18 AM
You're driving old ladies around all day. Don't the words "easy prey" spring to mind?


Yar! :chris:

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 12:24 AM
Those oldies are harder than you think.
One of 'em hit me with a bag of tins.
Feckin' hurt. :crying:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:27 AM
Offer them sedative-laced tea.
That's very effective.



Er, not that I know a lot about holding elderly people for ransom, mind you. :whistling

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 12:32 AM
I guess I could kidnap myself.

I'm a bit of a wimp when it comes to it. :unsure: :flexs then collapses:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:33 AM
Good plan.

Nice thing is no one would suspect you.


Alright, 40% or I send the cops a letter.

TheDave
03-17-2005, 12:35 AM
T'is still feckered, and I'm still ill.
Plus, I can't raise the pennies or people to go to this gig the moro.


/mooobles. :crying:
tell me again how much you've spent on booze and drugs this last fortnight :ohmy: :lifelesson:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:37 AM
tell me again how much you've spent on booze and drugs this last fortnight :ohmy: :lifelesson:


You torturing bar steward! :dry:




Hehehehe.

TheDave
03-17-2005, 12:43 AM
hey.. she knows her limits


:smug-git:

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 12:43 AM
Alright, 40% or I send the cops a letter.

Can I pay you in Ferrero Rocher?
I have roughly 60 of 'em. :unsure:


I only paid £5 towards a bottle of vodka.
The rest was bought for me. :ermm:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:44 AM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, shiny sweets! :drool:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 12:53 AM
You also could organize a Lilmiss-a-thon, asking for people to send you money.

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 12:55 AM
Take 'em all......pwease. :sick:


Felt compelled to post my bottle collection.
Obviously not all from this weekend. :unsure:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/abottle.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/abottlesa.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/abottles.jpg

I throw out all the beer bottles, tank god. :ermm:
I'm really dreading going to the bottle bank.

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 01:00 AM
I can see a bottle that hasn't been emptied.
So disappointed... :no:

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 01:04 AM
That one isn't getting opened.
Tanks Bo. :sick:


I've found that pic of me on the Pernod, when I was a nipper.
It's scarier than I remember. :unsure:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 01:08 AM
It's scarier than I remember. :unsure:
Strange. Scary isn't one of the words usually associated with kids. Endearing, cute (even if the kid looks like Godzilla's natural child with the creature of Frankenstein) are more common.
:intrigued:

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 01:13 AM
You know the problem with taking pictures of bottles is that they move so much.

:P :blushing:
I'm not drunk, I'm just cold.


I shall try and get the pic on here, but it's all blurry.
I could flash it on msn for you. :ohmy: :lol: :ermm:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 01:19 AM
I could flash it on msn for you.

Flash things on MSN, eh? http://img186.exs.cx/img186/4042/sneaky5sw.gif

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 01:22 AM
Ahem, sooooo....urm.
Lookie over there. :runs away:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/apernod.jpg
Told ya I couldn't get a decent shot of it. :no:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 01:24 AM
In a sense, I'm glad I'm not the only person who can blame his/her alcohol problems on his/her parents. ;)

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 01:30 AM
I lived with my Grandparents at the time. :fear:

:P


19 pages of waffle, because I threw a rock at a van.
Heh heh. :whistling

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 01:36 AM
Already punk at a young age? :shifty:


Don't tell me about scribbling pages as a punishment, my gran was a former school teacher... But the positive aspect is I can now conjugate verbs in tenses no one has used for 200 years.

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 01:42 AM
My Gran is an evil mackem wench, who made me eat pease pudding every other night. :sick: But she did get me my first record player.

Mustha been harsh having a teacher as a Gran.
Did you get the cane a lot? :shifty:

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 01:45 AM
She didn't need the cane.

She had The Voice... :fear:
[/cue Dune soundtrack]

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 02:05 AM
I hate that film, and can't remember why. :huh:
Must re-watch it sometime.

Just tried ss again, and it's still beggered.
I'm not happy about this. :no: :shakey fist:


G'nite gee, sweet dreams.

*goddess*
03-17-2005, 02:06 AM
:tough: Hello ya Fugly's :hug:


Just spotted a really crappy public computer at the shopping centre and thought I would grace you guys with my loverly prescence :lol:


:frusty: Unfortunately, I'm on Firefox, still can't figure out the smilies and only have 13 minutes of credit left.

:smile: Hope youre all well..... we're the Mankerina?? Haven't caught him for an age :(

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 02:07 AM
G'night, L.

I hope you find the money you need fast. I can't think of nothing worse than being stuck at home atSt Paddy's day.


Actually I can think of some, but this is a family board.

*goddess*
03-17-2005, 02:08 AM
I hate that film, and can't remember why. :huh:
Must re-watch it sometime.

Just tried ss again, and it's still beggered.
I'm not happy about this. :no: :shakey fist:


G'nite gee, sweet dreams.



:frusty: shit ya gotta go already??

Dammus, sweet dreams evilweeone xxx

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 02:11 AM
Damn you lady, can you not stop by at a reasonable hour?
Meh. :dry:

Hope you gave that internet guy a good hiding.
Get back soon missie! :wub:


Heh heh, tanksyou.
Hope your Paddys Day is better than mine.


G'nite again.

Guillaume
03-17-2005, 02:14 AM
Heh heh, tanksyou.
Hope your Paddys Day is better than mine.

It'll be a classic one. I'll just get smashed at the local irish pub.
:shifty:

Nice dreams.

*goddess*
03-17-2005, 02:22 AM
It'll be a classic one. I'll just get smashed at the local irish pub.
:shifty:

Nice dreams.


:) Get smashed for me to will ya Guillaume. Hope you're doing well............ guess since most of you unbloodyreasonable european/pommy types are catching the zzzzzz's I may as well get on with the really exciting bill paying etch :bluck:

I keep giving the internet guy a whoopin' LM, but just between you and me, I think the sick bugger is enjoying it just a lil too much :lol:

:wub: Take care ya'll and catch ya's soon xxx Janeythebeautiful :lol:

manker
03-17-2005, 02:23 AM
:tough: Hello ya Fugly's :hug:


Just spotted a really crappy public computer at the shopping centre and thought I would grace you guys with my loverly prescence :lol:


:frusty: Unfortunately, I'm on Firefox, still can't figure out the smilies and only have 13 minutes of credit left.

:smile: Hope youre all well..... we're the Mankerina?? Haven't caught him for an age :(Ello, Goddess :D

Nice to see that you can still spare the time to say hiya, even with your interweb woes. Hope you get 'em sorted soon.

Just seen this post but I bet your 13 minutes are up already :crazy:

*goddess*
03-17-2005, 02:28 AM
Ello, Goddess :D

Nice to see that you can still spare the time to say hiya, even with your interweb woes. Hope you get 'em sorted soon.

Just seen this post but I bet your 13 minutes are up already :crazy:

:grin: No probs Mankerina baby, just begged coinage.............. oh er, you don't suppose that guy expects something do ya??? :hide:



Looks like you lucked out and get a great big sloppy one before the stinky credit runs out again.

:shock: What're you still doin up?? Oh well, least ya can go sleep dreamin of me and loverly chrome rubbish bins......... which is kinda ironic, cos every department store I go into now I see the bins and think of ya'll :lol:

:hug: Sweet dreams when ya do go Manks xxx

manker
03-17-2005, 02:39 AM
Damnit! No-one had mentioned mankerina nor a shiny chrome bin for months :lol:

I duno what I'm still doing up. Got the morning off tomorrow so perhaps I'm ensuring a lie-in, but I will be off in a bit. Night, goddess. :anysmileyexcepttehfeckinghuggysmiley:

ZiggyBlue
03-17-2005, 07:06 PM
does eny1 else notice post missing :look:

Lilmiss
03-17-2005, 07:09 PM
:w00t: Soulseek is working again! :w00t:
Under; Lilmiss :w00t: !!!!


I've found my pink sweat band!!! :01:


I'm getting ready to go to tatt gig!111!!!

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

:general happiness:

Snee
03-17-2005, 08:39 PM
:w00t: Soulseek is working again! :w00t:
Under; Lilmiss :w00t: !!!!


I've found my pink sweat band!!! :01:


I'm getting ready to go to tatt gig!111!!!

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

:general happiness:
Oh great, now I've added you twice, but no you in there when I look. :dry:

:angry: :P :D :) <-wtf is this?

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 12:56 AM
'ello.

I'm not sure if I'm too drunkered or what, but the smileys are fecked.
:P snny help please. :rolleyes:

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 12:57 AM
Yes, you're too drunk.


:dry:


So,was the gig any good?

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 01:02 AM
Hush you. I can't get my sock off.
It may be a long night and I don't wan't any of your taunting, ok!? b


Jesusbmary, i've ran outta crakerbreads too

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 01:03 AM
ok don't hit me... :crying:

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 01:07 AM
i goes sleep now.

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 01:07 AM
G'night then. :)

manker
03-18-2005, 01:11 AM
Nite, teh miss.

Who did you see?

colt45joe
03-18-2005, 03:11 AM
I've been naughty tonight. :shifty:


Shhhh.....it's a secret.

http://img126.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img126&image=riddleofdeath5jq.swf

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 01:11 PM
Who did you see?


Romerish....kinda. :unsure: :wacko:

I spent all my pennies for new glasses on beer last night. :no:

manker
03-18-2005, 01:13 PM
Who :blink:

Well, at least you would have heard them, which is the main thing.

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 01:17 PM
I spent all my pennies for new glasses on beer last night. :no:

Either glasses are extremely cheap where you live or you can drink a lot.


No need to answe that, I know everything. :shifty:


At least you enjoyed yourself, didn't you?

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 01:19 PM
I will try and get a demo from them, they do Murphys covers and old Irish folk tunes. The guitar player is meant to be teaching me how to play, but I'm always too broke for lessons. :blushing:

Don't suppose you have any J Church stuff, do ya? :shifty:


Yeah, tanks Gee, I had fun. :01:
The specs I wanted cost about £80, but I had to have an eye test this morning also, which was another £10. Bah.

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 01:33 PM
So, back to the old scotch-taped ones?

I haven't bought new specs in years. Last time I did I received a friend's elbow in the face the very same night I bought them. They were feckered instantly. Yay.

Thank the gods my sight hasn't worsened in years.

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 01:38 PM
I'm sure Bo jumped on mine. :shakes fist: :whistling


I can see the blurred out faces on Crimewatch.
Heh heh heh heh.


I'm going to see if there if is any goodies left over in teh meeting room, then read me book in the sunshine. I love my job. :wub: :ermm:

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 01:40 PM
'm going to see if there if is any goodies left over in teh meeting room, then read me book in the sunshine. I love my job. :wub: :ermm:


If there is any position opening (ooer) let me know, ok?

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 01:43 PM
But then you would neglect your maid's duties. :no:


Back soon. :shifty:

manker
03-18-2005, 01:45 PM
Don't suppose you have any J Church stuff, do ya? Nope. You do like some obscure stuff.

Glad you had a good time tho' :01:

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 01:56 PM
But then you would neglect your maid's duties. :no:


Well, you could change my job to the "drunken reddish-skinned butler" one.

Going to the pub. Later all. :beerchug:

manker
03-18-2005, 02:04 PM
Have a good one, Gurahl.

I'm celebrating St. Patrick's day tomorrow - Hope the Irish don't have a double celebration, if you see what I mean.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/sport/rugby/wales_jones_sixnat.jpg

Lilmiss
03-18-2005, 05:13 PM
Nope. You do like some obscure stuff.


:unsure: They are on Honest Dons Welcome Wagon.
Still hunting for the Riverdales.


Have fun at teh pub Gee.
I'm going to the beer garden up the road later. :01:

Guillaume
03-18-2005, 08:04 PM
I had fun, and 9 pints of Guiness.

And a belated St Patrick's gift: a Guiness scarf.

DanB
03-18-2005, 11:22 PM
yarrrrr :01:




zebrahead rawk btw, esp mfbz

Lilmiss
03-19-2005, 03:12 AM
isn't it weird when you have a room full of people and the all go away together. it damn well is, but its worse when they take your full deck of fags too. meh. sure it was one of those foreigners, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. plus, im gonna be up and awake for a long, long time. maybe even till the shops open, so i can go get more cigs and an irn bru chewy bar anyhoo. i cant see anything, cos theres smoke everywhere, and mess, which i shall go and tidy before i can get to the kettle and make the tea. i have me feet in a bowl of water at the moment, which i think is a good enough reason not to be doing anything at all. especially if its using electric or housework.

hoorah for goldspot
for it is a marvel in itself


'ello dan! :w00t:



:ermm:

Lilmiss
03-19-2005, 03:29 AM
fine, you go too. :sticks tongue out:

Snee
03-19-2005, 10:07 PM
Bumpxor

'cos I saw you on slsk today and you never said hello. :(

Guillaume
03-19-2005, 10:09 PM
Punks never say hello.

Unless they end their sentence by "got any spare change?" :dry:

Lilmiss
03-20-2005, 04:03 AM
Sworry, I didn't notice ya SnnY.
/says 'ello now instead.



Got any spare change? :whistling