Who want's a fight?

[Lilmiss]

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[vidcc]

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[ZaZu]

Snapple? :)

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/5907/lemonsnapple3nj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Rat Faced]

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Im a Lover, not a Fighter - Michael Jackson


Was that an admission all those years ago? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Snapple is for wimps, Tetley is for champions. :01:


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[Rat Faced]

Giz a bag of crisps :rolleyes:

[sparsely]

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[Lilmiss]

Crisps are for wimps, we eat raw potatoes round 'ere.



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[Rat Faced]

Yeah..

...but thats just coz we dont trust you lot enough to show you how to make fire..

[Biggles]

Crisps are for wimps, we eat raw potatoes round 'ere.



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Eyes first

:tank:

[S!X]

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Pwned.

[Lilmiss]

Fire is for show off's, electric is far easier.


/me steals Biggles' zimmer and chortles.
hehehehehe. :P

[Rat Faced]

Fire is for show off's, electric is far easier.


/me steals Biggles' zimmer and chortles.
hehehehehe. :P

Ah, those were the days...

Its "Electronic" these days, your showing your age :P

[Biggles]

Fire is for show off's, electric is far easier.


/me steals Biggles' zimmer and chortles.
hehehehehe. :P

Hey that is me new e-type zimmer as recommended by bigboab.

You young whippersnapper. *pauses for breath*

:angry:

[Rat Faced]

E-Type...

That explains the bulge at the front then.. :whistling

[Lilmiss]

You roast your tatties on the puter? :pinch:


And what do you mean, my age.
Ole fart. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whackngstick.gif

[Rat Faced]

I'll have you know my farts are usually young and fresh :P

[Lilmiss]

*pauses for breath*


:P Don't worry, I'll go in reverse so you can catch me.

Or I can run you over. :shifty:

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[Rat Faced]

:P Don't worry, I'll go in reverse so you can catch me.

And I can bend over. :shifty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/crazedfrog.gif


:o

Best offer he's had in a while :whistling

[Biggles]

:P Don't worry, I'll go in reverse so you can catch me.

Or I can run you over. :shifty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/crazedfrog.gif

That damned frog.

http://www.bassnutz.com/images/smilies/toilet.gif

:ohmy: Ratfaced - That would play havoc with me e-type bulge.

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh, you lurve teh frog.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/crazyfrog.gif


Are mods allowed to modify our posts now?
Well, regular members can do it too. :01:



I wear ladies panties.

[Rat Faced]

Still a lovely thought though Biggles huh? ;)

Sowwy Lilmiss :wub:

[Rat Faced]

@ Lilmiss:

Well, it was Rocky Horror...

Im more than surprised that someone hasn't posted pics of that :blushing:

[Biggles]

Still a lovely thought though Biggles huh? ;)

Sowwy Lilmiss :wub:


I am overcome with emulsion thinking about it. I shall have to retire now before the ticker goes.

There are some mad smilies out there

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[Lilmiss]

Im more than surprised that someone hasn't posted pics of that

I'm scared of being modded, otherwise they would be in my sig. :D


Biggles, don't make me spit in your bovril.

[Rat Faced]

I'm scared of being modded, otherwise they would be in my sig. :D


Biggles, don't make me spit in your bovril.

omg... how many people did i send em too? :ohmy:

The ones when i was made up are better.. I made the local paper :blushing:


And with that..

Goodnight, i need my sleep :whistling

[Biggles]

I'm scared of being modded, otherwise they would be in my sig. :D


Biggles, don't make me spit in your bovril.

I dunno

You pay a girl a compliment and she spits in your bovril.



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Now where's me whacking stick

:lol:

Good night Lilmiss and Rat Faced

[Lilmiss]

Good night RF and Bigglesworth.


Guess I will have to fight meself. :wacko:

[Robert00000]

Good night RF and Bigglesworth.


Guess I will have to fight meself. :wacko:

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[vidcc]

"Rocky" horror :unsure:




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[Lilmiss]

:lol:


yo soy mas punk que tu :01:

[vidcc]

:lol:


yo soy mas punk que tu :01:

wat de hel dat gemiddelde?:unsure:

[worldpease]

:lol:


yo soy mas punk que tu :01:
Orale! esto no lo sabia :huh: .

[Gemby!]

:01: So who won ??

[vidcc]

:01: So who won ??
http://hatinglosing.to/px/we-won.jpg

[Yogi]

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/finbarr/EReid203.jpg :w00t:

[Guillaume]

Wow!
That change of hairdo and color really did wonders for teh miss! :drool:


[/runs before she comes back from her lousy week-end course]

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: :crying:

[Lilmiss]

Bastard, arse, feck, shite, Bugger. :angry:


Just venting my pent up anger.

Some twat bruised my arm tonight by grabbing me, and I've only just noticed it. He's made it onto my hitlist now.

[Guillaume]

Doesn't your boss react when this happens?
You're only so far from arse-pinching.

I know how drunk guys react, I've been one once or twice.

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, I had my arse pinched, slapped, etc...
I was called allsorts of pathetic slimy words, and had my arm grabbed n bruised.

Fraid its the joys of working with drunk people.

[Guillaume]

Maybe now is the time to hone your kung-fu skills, grasshopper... :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

What is my bidding, master? :ph34r:


I'm seriously thinking of giving up the pub job.
You do get a good craic most nights, but I'm being taxed far too much to make it worth my while. My main job is now taking £240 off me a month for having a second income, so I only really make around £70 a month for slogging my guts out. The whole system is criminal. :dry:

[TheDave]

criminal eh? :shifty:

[Guillaume]

First lesson,grasshopper: the knee hit.

Thrust knee quickly and with violence in the general groinal region of the opponent. Warning: beer belly can get in the way. In that case, hit harder. :ph34r:


That salary really isn't worth it. I'm sure there are thousands of more gratifying jobs (both financially and intellectually).
And most of them don't include mugging old ladies. ;)

[Lilmiss]

First lesson,grasshopper: the knee hit....


:lol:

Maybe I shouldha told him about my huge pokey stick.
That would have scared him off. :ermm:

I don't really know where I want to be, job wise, yet.
Guess I will figure it out when I'm too old to do anything about it.

[Guillaume]

Naw, drunks never understand anything until it's right under their noses.
They get it even better when you happen to break them. :boxing:

edit: meh, I'm afraid you're too old to do something about a job the very minute you think about it. That's why most of us end up in a shitty job, hoping to get lucky playing the lottery. :crying:

[Lilmiss]

I don't even bother with the lottery. As long as I make enough to go out every weekend and get pished, I'm happy enough for now.


One day I'll have my own radio station and rule the world, mwhahaha. :devil:

:wistful look:

[Guillaume]

Ah, world domination... An interesting thought until you start to wonder exactly what to do with this mud ball called earth.
Sometimes I can't govern even myself, so what would I do with 6 billion people?

edit: Time to go to bed. G'night everybody.

[Lilmiss]

I would start by breaking Wales off from the UK, and sending it to France. I have no need for those derty plebs on my island.

Not sure what I would do after that.
Guess I need an assistant world dominator to help with my evil plans.

G'nitechoo.

[TheDave]

night night

[Guillaume]

I would start by breaking Wales off from the UK, and sending it to France.


We've got enough sheep shagworriers of our own, thank you. That and the wolves coming back across the Alps... Think of the poor animals!

[manker]

If Cantona wasn't French, I'd also make a cutting remark about a nationalist stereotype.


Damn my sporting allegiances :dry:

[Lilmiss]

Fine, we shall send Wales to Austria. :01:

They wear the same kinda knitwear, and can't get the grasp of English either.

[Guillaume]

I've been to austria a few times, and I wouldn't dare to subject even the welsh (yes, even after last saturday :angry: ) to its inhabitants.

But I'm not the ruler of the world...


:Iznogoud: :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

Jeez, there's no pleasing you.

OK, we'll blow Wales up, and blame it on Austria.
How's that? :shifty:

[Guillaume]

[/starts gathering dynamite and apfelstrüdeln] :shifty:

[InDaPocket]

http://www.irish-boxing.com/graphics/irish/amateur/Andy_Lee.jpg

Bring on dem Wales folk!

[Lilmiss]

Texas is a bit annoying, dontcha think? :shifty:



I'm going a to a gig with Bo tomorrow night.
I have a 4 hour drive on my hands, and it's been snowing off and on today. I'm dreading it.


:w00t: Murphys! :w00t:

[100%]

I cannot Fight
teach me maestro

[Lilmiss]

http://www.irish-boxing.com/graphics/irish/amateur/Andy_Lee.jpg


He looks really familar, for some reason. :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Buh byes peeps.
Cya soon!


I just had to get the binman to help with my radiator cap.
Heh heh. :P :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Enjoy teh Murphy's, be careful on the road and don't forget to take your permanent marker and camera. ;)

[Adster]

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/finbarr/EReid203.jpg :w00t:

ill take her in the ring

[Biggles]

I would start by breaking Wales off from the UK, and sending it to France. I have no need for those derty plebs on my island.





:dry:

Ok young Lilmiss - it's the Druids of the whacky stick for you.

*mutters* I dunno - a bunch of illegal immigrant boat people come over here from Saxony and the next thing you know they claim they own the place. :dry:

[manker]

:dry:

Ok young Lilmiss - it's the Druids of the whacky stick for you.

*mutters* I dunno - a bunch of illegal immigrant boat people come over here from Saxony and the next thing you know they claim they own the place. :dry:To be fair, she did repent and said that Wales could stay so long as they cast ME adrift toward the land of berets and baguettes.

I think it's because I'm punkr than teh miss :happy:




Yes. I'm saying that safe in the knowledge that she's gone on a trip and probably won't read it.

Btw, I like the Saxony boat people analogy :lol:

[bujub22]

ill take her in the ring
whoa what a hawtty i like to go 12 round with here in naked boxin :w00t:

[Guillaume]

To be fair, she did repent and said that Wales could stay so long as they cast ME adrift toward the land of berets and baguettes.

I think it's because I'm punkr than teh miss :happy:




Yes. I'm saying that safe in the knowledge that she's gone on a trip and probably won't read it.


It will be reported and distorted. :P

Ah, this job of assistant world dominator sometimes requires to do unpleasant things...

[manker]

:unsure: :fear:

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