Cawkjack this

[DarthInsinuate]

i have a question for you cockfans: do women get insulted when you call them cocksuckers?

[TheDave]

do men get insulted when you call them wankers?

[Jon L. Obscene]

I guess it's the equivilent of calling a man a "Slag"
Kinda out of place so insults more, also calling a woman that I would think implies suttyness.... <- good new word :01:

Personally I would'nt call a woman a cocksucker cos it's just weak and childish.

Jonno :cool:

[Snee]

Suttyness? :blink:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Shit, ok pwned myself there :frusty: ......I meant "Sluttyness"

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I think it's an excellent phrase to use if either it's your missus that you're having a larf with, or even if you're friends with the woman and she's got a good sense of humour.

Darthy, you cocksucker.

[Jon L. Obscene]

But you would'nt say it to someone you did'nt know?

Wait a minute......are you insinuating Darthy is your missus? :ohmy:

Jonno :cool:

[enoughfakefiles]

Is this not kind of action women do.????? :rolleyes:

[manker]

But you would'nt say it to someone you did'nt know?

Wait a minute......are you insinuating Darthy is your missus? :ohmy: Either that or I'm suggesting that Darthy is a girl with a GSOH. Well spotted and take your pick :D

Also ... no, I definitely wouldn't call a girl a cawksucker if I didn't know her. That would be a bit silly.

[Jon L. Obscene]

@EFF....In the same sense as calling someone a "Fucker"?

hmmmm, I think I might go out and call people some random names :shifty:

@Manker..... Why thank you, I think I will go for the "Darthy is a girl with a GSOH" because the other option disturbs me :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

My girl would be insulted if i wouldn't call her that!!! :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

"Darthy is a girl with a GSOH"

What magazines are these quote`s in....... :shifty:

[DarthInsinuate]

@Manker..... Why thank you, I think I will go for the "Darthy is a girl with a GSOH" because the other option disturbs me :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:
also it doesn't make sense, i can't cook - oh will my dreams ever come true :no:

[100%]

I think it's an excellent phrase to use if either it's your missus

@Manker - please remember that this is an international board and some of the non english here may interprete "missus" as "mom".
I sugest you add a footnote to your analysis.

[manker]

@Manker - please remember that this is an international board and some of the non english here may interprete "missus" as "mom".
I sugest you add a footnote to your analysis.Really :blink:

Footnote:

Calling your own mother a cawksucker, in jest, may be fine for some of you who have liberal minded parents but calling someone else's mother a cawksucker is generally bad, k.

[manker]

For clarity:

Suckercawking your Mam is ususally good tho' - especially when it involves extra pocket money.

[manker]

Addendum:

Calling your Dad a cocksucker, or telling him that you've just suckercawked him, isn't recommended by me.

It could cause confusion and mistrust.

[100%]

Thank you thank you,,,, it definetly VERY clear now (you can stop clearing your cawkJammed throat now thankyou :lol:

[manker]

Nps http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif

[100%]

On another similar note - my closest and most horrofiening experience
with teh cawkjacking was when i passed out watching The Ring
I woke up to the scene where she is cawking ouut hair out her throat
really sick thing to wake upto
definetly avoid