If you Were.......

[LikeOldSlipper]

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

[Mr. Mulder]

elcome yo the board slippwer :02;

[Peerzy]

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.


Hallo,

Wie HeiB du wien getrunken, und ich finde du schelcklic :dry:

[hobbes]

Welcome dick in slippers.

The nitpick police, with Commissioner Jpol, will warn you that you have made a violation of the subjunctive mood.

One should lie awake all night wondering if there were a dog.

I personally couldn't give a whit.

[Lilmiss]

A dog?
Where? :blink:


My fingers are stoned :dog: silly.

[Peerzy]

A dog?
Where? :blink:


My fingers are stoned :dog: silly.


Du das hieB eine Hund?

:unsure:

[LikeOldSlipper]

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker. :unsure:

Whats with the german?? :huh:

[Peerzy]

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker. :unsure:

Whats with the german?? :huh:


Ich finde LikeOldSlipper sehr secksish und man kann condom eine truffen :lol: :lol: :lol:

[hobbes]

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker. :unsure:

Whats with the german?? :huh:

You are stating something other than fact and therefore must use the subjunctive mood.

Many people say:

"If I was king"

since you are not king it should be

"If I were king".

If you cannot say that God is a dog, you must use the subjunctive mood. I offer this for nitpick God Jpol.

[LikeOldSlipper]

oh har har har (slaps thighs)

Franz Ferdinand are this years Darkness, i.e, disappear................

[Peerzy]

LikeOldSlipper mit mienen man milch getrunken, und Bloc Party das ferien Franz Ferdinand.

[LikeOldSlipper]

You are stating something other than fact and therefore must use the subjunctive mood.

Many people say:

"If I was king"

since you are not king it should be

"If I were king".

If you cannot say that God is a dog, you must use the subjunctive mood. I offer this for nitpick God Jpol.


So, I need to be..

1. An English Lit Graduate

2. A German Language graduate

to post here?


btw... im joking

[Mr. Mulder]

[QUOTE=LikeOldSlipper]oh har har har (slaps thighs)QUOTE]

spongebob squarepants fecking r0x0rs!!! especiallyy the haddlefhof!oneoneone :01:

[hobbes]

So, I need to be..

1. An English Lit Graduate

2. A German Language graduate

to post here?


btw... im joking

You just need to have a sense of humor and want to have some fun. :lol:

Being completely drunk at all times is simply a bonus.

[Peerzy]

btw... im joking

Nicht lustig :no:

[LikeOldSlipper]

Will this thread steadily decline into spam??

I was asking a serious question.

[Peerzy]

Will this thread steadily decline into spam??

I was asking a serious question.


Nien :)

[Mr. Mulder]

Will this thread steadily decline into spam??

I was asking a serious question.

:wub:

[LikeOldSlipper]

You just need to have a sense of humor and want to have some fun. :lol:

Being completely drunk at all times is simply a bonus.


MMMmmmm Drunk...

and that is "humour" my English quoting American friend"

Had the "good" fortune of conversing with your beloved president tonight. (well his pilot anyway)

[hobbes]

Will this thread steadily decline into spam??

I was asking a serious question.

If I were that, then "yes".

So you have a completely serious answer.

Are you wearing a thong?

[Peerzy]

MMMmmmm Drunk...

and that is "humour" my English quoting American friend"

Had the "good" fortune of conversing with your beloved president tonight. (well his pilot anyway)


Bush ist dicht :angry:




Are you wearing a thong?


:shifty:

[Mr. Mulder]

david hasslefoh? :unsure:

[Peerzy]

david hasslefoh? :unsure:

Ist sehr secks mit mien peen :w00t:

[hobbes]

MMMmmmm Drunk...

and that is "humour" my English quoting American friend"

Had the "good" fortune of conversing with your beloved president tonight. (well his pilot anyway)

I'm not American, just an illiterate Englishman"

[Mr. Mulder]

Ist sehr secks mit mien peen :w00t:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

wiat? p33n? :ermm:

[LikeOldSlipper]

If I were that, then "yes".

So you have a completely serious answer.

Are you wearing a thong?


No! thongs get caught right up your crack and you spend all day fishing them out!

[hobbes]

No! thongs get caught right up your crack and you spend all day fishing them out!

Sounds fun. You've got me hooked.

[Peerzy]

wiat? p33n? :ermm:


Yah, ich finde meine peen sehr gross und mit massive gegessen wie commen Hasselhoff :blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah :wub:L

[Cheese]

@Peerzy & Mulder: What are you two guys smoking?:unsure:

[hobbes]

Yah, ich finde meine peen sehr gross und mit massive gegessen wie commen Hasselhoff :blushing:


Stop with the german!

More than that, stop with the Hasselhoff! :angry:

[LikeOldSlipper]

If you like fishing around the ass region there loads of sites that will hook you.

Have I got off to a bad start here? or are you lot always unfriendly :lol:

[hobbes]

If you like fishing around the ass region there loads of sites that will hook you.

Have I got off to a bad start here? or are you lot always unfriendly :lol:

:1eye: ass fishing

[Mr. Mulder]

Stop with the german!

More than that, stop with the Hasselhoff! :angry:

hn and chees luv teh hasslhof, hes jet pronled you know :wib:

[Peerzy]

Have I got off to a bad start here? or are you lot always unfriendly :lol:


We ist sehr cocks.


@Peerzy & Mulder: What are you two guys smoking?

Deutsch hund.


More than that, stop with the Hasselhoff!

Nien, wie haben mit miene God.

[Cheese]

Edit: Welcome LikeOldSlipper. :D

[LikeOldSlipper]

oh dear, a few years ago this used to be a great board!

[Mr. Mulder]

oh dear, a few years ago this used to be a great board!

bo it didnt; <_<

[Cheese]

oh dear, a few years ago this used to be a great board!
:no:

[LikeOldSlipper]

bo it didnt; <_<


Believe me, it did! you guys have let it slip.

[hobbes]

oh dear, a few years ago this used to be a great board!

Ah, the sentimental post.

Actually, the board is as nice as it has ever been, bitch.

[Mr. Mulder]

Believe me, it did! you guys have let it slip.

im so sorry, so very evbry sorry :crying:

[vidcc]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/ac.jpg


you'd have a much higher post count :huh:

[Cheese]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/ac.jpg


you'd have a much higher post count :huh:

Not for long. I'm retiring at 10k...

[Mr. Mulder]

bolox

[LikeOldSlipper]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/ac.jpg


you'd have a much higher post count :huh:


Erm..no..

I dont have a much higher post count.

Just remember what the board used to be like a few years ago, and it WAS much better.

[hobbes]

Erm..no..

I dont have a much higher post count.

Just remember what the board used to be like a few years ago, and it WAS much better.

how, exactly?

[Mr. Mulder]

people left cos of properganda

[vidcc]

Erm..no..

I dont have a much higher post count.

you would if you were withcheese
;)

[Cheese]

"Breaking news, David Hasslehoff is dead. An angry mob of FST members gang bashed and murdered the Knight Rider star last night after a rock show. No official statement has been made by FST but it has been assumed that the actions were taken to prevent another cheap music video featuring David Hasslehoff."

"As a response to this terrorist threat George Bush has made plans to bomb the internet. Naturally Australian Prime Minister John Howard has pledged all of his troops in this fight against FST."

[Mr. Mulder]

:ohmy: :crying: :crying: :crying: WHY GOD WHY!!111 TAKE ME INSEAD!!!!! :crying: :crying:

[LikeOldSlipper]

Oh dear..........

Do you lot think this is actually funny?

If you do, you must be either..

A. Under 13yoa

or

B. really, really needing a good night out.

I came back here thinking that the board might have changed back to what it was a few years ago. but it's got worse!

I bet theres loads of old members like me pissing themselves laughing at you lot.


Btw.. the saddest thing is the old members still here trying to change to fit in!



edit: typo

[Cheese]

Oh dear..........

Do you lot think this is actually funny?

If you do, you must be either..

A. Under 13yoa

or

B. really, really needing a good night out.

I came back here thinking that the board might have changed back to what it was a few years ago. but it's got worse!

I bet theres loads of old members like me pissing themselves laughing at you lot.


Btw.. the saddest thing is the old members still here trying to change to fit in!



edit: typo


Cheerio then, if things aren't up to your high standards then I guess you'll be leaving. I'm sorry we couldn't match your hilarious sense of humour but we do try.

Dog, God! I just got it... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

It's ok to laugh, right? :unsure:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :whistling

[Cheese]

It's funny because 'dog' is 'God' spelled backwards.

[hobbes]

Oh dear..........

Do you lot think this is actually funny?

If you do, you must be either..

A. Under 13yoa

or

B. really, really needing a good night out.

I came back here thinking that the board might have changed back to what it was a few years ago. but it's got worse!

I bet theres loads of old members like me pissing themselves laughing at you lot.


Btw.. the saddest thing is the old members still here trying to change to fit in!



edit: typo


What's funny? I assume you are just playing. Right?

Nobody has been doing anything but having a fun poke at you and at ourselves.

You think we are paid to entertain you or something?

If you don't "get it" or want something better than please go elsewhere.

I have been here 2 years and although the trafffic is reduced, the politeness is at it's acme.

Or is this just an old asshole assuming a new identity?

[Lilmiss]

He did say he was dyslexic too.



tig. :blink:

[j2k4]

There is about this thread an odor reminiscent of past lunacy; of a madness approaching....

Zardoz? :ohmy:

Surely not... :dry:

No....no, I'm positive.

It is nothing-nothing at all. :whistling

[hobbes]

There is about this thread an odor reminiscent of past lunacy; of a madness approaching....

Zardoz? :ohmy:

Surely not... :dry:

No....no, I'm positive.

It is nothing-nothing at all. :whistling

Not Zardoz, no...no

Somebody well more known, too be sure.

He has taken exchanges done in fun to mean something sinister, which is delusional.

No suprise to me who he is.

Yes, Boab I am psychic.

[bigboab]

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.


I dont believe because who would let a dog bark outside my bedroom all night, every night. So much so that, because of lack of sleep, I cant eat. :blink:


@Hobbes! Psychic are we? :whistling

[Yogi]

Not for long. I'm retiring at 10k...


Tssss.........promises, promises............. :no: :wacko:

[Yogi]

Btw. thanks, OldWhipper, for showing this board still rawks!!!

No need for you to prove us, though.

We do fine without you, thanks.

http://premium1.uploadit.org/poeper//hasselhoffian-recursion.gif

Have fun......



Yogi

[manker]

Something strangely familiar about that oldslipper chap's MO.

:bored:

[j2k4]

I almost hate to say it, but we are rapidly approaching the point when it may truly be said that we have seen it all. :)

That's okay.

Nothing wrong with re-runs. :D

[Snee]

Oh well, nothing to see here then.

[Biggles]

:(

My German is crap!

What's going on? :blink:

woof!

[bigboab]

:(

My German is crap!

What's going on? :blink:

woof!


I think a lot of members have sussed out who the poster LikOldSlipper is. :cool:

[Cheese]

I think a lot of members have sussed out who the poster LikOldSlipper is. :cool:

I haven't. :(

[Cheese]

Is it Netty?:unsure:

[Cheese]

Aaron Von Rapgrave?:unsure:

[Cheese]

Look at me...I'm quadruple posting!!!111 wtf lol bbq!!!111

[Cheese]

Dog ----> God :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Cheese]

That joke just keeps me laughing...

[Cheese]

Dog...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Cheese]

Hang on...

[Snee]

:blink:

[Cheese]

This dyslexic would have presumably heard the word 'god' before and would know the meaning of the word. Unless this is some sort of complete recluse dyslexic who only has access to books for his education....

[Snee]

Again :blink:


Are you saying he was fibbing? :ohmy:

[Cheese]

I mean if he can understand that he is an agnostic then surely he knows the correct way to say 'god' and thus the correct way to think about the concept in his head whilst lying awake.

[Snee]

It's like an extended oxymoron.

Very cunning.

[Cheese]

:lol:





:lol:





:lol:




:lol:




:lol:




dog....

[Snee]

:lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:unsure:

[j2k4]

I mean if he can understand that he is an agnostic then surely he knows the correct way to say 'god' and thus the correct way to think about the concept in his head whilst lying awake.

Maybe from the outset the dyslexic agnostic never believed in "dogs", and the latency of this secularity was not immediately apparent?

In other words, it could quite possibly have occurred in a religious vacuum; such a viewpoint with regard to things canine would not have necessarily garnered any attention.

That's what I think, anyway. :huh:

[bigboab]

I think the Moron bit might be correct. :P

[Snee]

I should have put that in bold.

[Cheese]

Maybe from the outset the dyslexic agnostic never believed in "dogs", and the latency of this secularity was not immediately apparent?

In other words, it could quite possibly have occurred in a religious vacuum; such a viewpoint with regard to things canine would not have necessarily garnered any attention.

That's what I think, anyway. :huh:

So the joke should read:

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who possibly grew up in a religious vacuum, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was were a dog? :unsure:

Edit: I'm drunk and that makes no sense... :lol:

Edit#2: Me, I mean. I make no sense.

[j2k4]

So the joke should read:

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who possibly grew up in a religious vacuum, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was were a dog? :unsure:

Edit: I'm drunk and that makes no sense... :lol:

Edit#2: Me, I mean. I make no sense.

'Cheese-

I'm sure we can arrive at a satisfactory conclusion if we keep after this.

I shall refer briefly to a few of my "logic" texts...

[hobbes]

Remember the days when "likeoldslipper" posted? They were great.

Each post a gem and we all got paid so well.

[Snee]

The lounge mafia got to him :dry:


Free Old Slippers :01:




I shall be back later with a sig teh slippers made so I can really get this campaign* going.

*Which is in no way endorsed by old slippers.

[hobbes]

Free "LikeOld Slippers"

http://www.muldoons.com/muldoons/assets/images/oldfriend.jpg

[bigboab]

The lounge mafia got to him :dry:


Free Old Slippers :01:




I shall be back later with a sig teh slippers made so I can really get this campaign* going.

*Which is in no way endorsed by old slippers.


It has got to be endorsed by Old Slippers or it will defeet the purpose. :)