Warm-up date

[Spicker]

http://www.warmupdate.com/

:lol:

[100%]

Hey...Wheres the rest?????the hawt luvin at home thingy???

[S!X]

w00t i am SUCH A P I M P!!! lol!

[Jon L. Obscene]

Ok I think I got it wrong

I made her laugh, thats ok

But when the french guy turned up speaking that stuff I wanted to punch him for assault with a stupid haircut, things kinda got bad from then on, I spat the chillie out and then showed her the strawberry trick.
I think the decider was at the end of the night when she asked me home and I said "No way, I ain't going home with someone who has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" :dry:

And btw, anyone seen the tv ads for this "Warming flluid"? :lol:
The uk must be drying up :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I answered all of them right - pre-recorded interweb women think I'm hawt :01: