My Saftey Test of Art Class

[Rip The Jacker]

So my school decides to insult my intelligence today by handing me this in my art class... Look at the first 2 pages of this 3 page test.

Page 1
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/7018/page17fh.jpg

Page 2
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/5401/page25ir.jpg

I don't think its possible for anyone to fail this test. :unsure:

EDIT: When the hell do we use Power Tools in a drawing class? :frusty:

[Keikan]

cool you live in los angeles?

[Rip The Jacker]

Yup.

I love questions 7, 15, and 17. :lol:

[Keikan]

Do you see celebs everyday?

actually 15 is quite hard it can be b or c

[Rip The Jacker]

I'm pretty sure your not supposed to walk around with pins/tacks in your hand, I think its B. :P

Yeah I've seen some celebs.
Tom Green
Tia or Tamara from Sister Sister (cant tell them apart)
Tyra Banks
Ice Cube
Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen (cant tell them apart)
Alac Baldwin
Thats all I can remember from the top of my head. No one big really.

[bigboab]

This was probably done to encompass all classes. The 'Art' part was probably added for your particular class. Note it is not in italics like the other headings.
I think they could have added one saying that the 'school' shouild employ people who think before they print. :lol:

[Rip The Jacker]

This was probably done to encompass all classes. The 'Art' part was probably added for your particular class. Note it is not in italics like the other headings.
I think they could have added one saying that the 'school' shouild employ people who think before they print. :lol:
:lol:

This looks like a safety test for woodshop or something. Even still, the questions are really dumb. Like I'm going to store tacks in my mouth, or check to see if the stapler is working by putting my fingers into it. :ermm:

[S!X]

wheres CELEBS R US?

[100%]

18. When given this "Safety Test", you should;
a.Post it on the web for all to realize "wtf" is this?
b.Post it on the web for all to realize why education is so fullfilling.
c.Post it on every lavatory door just incase they run out of toilet paper.
d.Wonder why you go to school.
e.question whether this is a trick exam and make a drawing on the backside.
f.Send it to your local contemporary @rt gallery as your latest conceptual art
piece prooving why @rt remains to this day less vital than money.
g.Stick it up your education senators ass and ask him to read it by shining a torch down his throat.
h.feel inspired by the "wrong" answers and perform them on your colleages
g.Sue your school for insulting your intelligence

edit: is this safety test real? wtf
Remember - your art teacher feels probably more insulted than you. if not isuggest you leave the country you are living in.

[bigboab]

:lol:

This looks like a safety test for woodshop or something. Even still, the questions are really dumb. Like I'm going to store tacks in my mouth, or check to see if the stapler is working by putting my fingers into it. :ermm:

I assume that you are not married. Have you seen a woman trying to work with power tools.
:rolleyes:

[Keikan]

I'm pretty sure your not supposed to walk around with pins/tacks in your hand, I think its B. :P

Yeah I've seen some celebs.
Tom Green
Tia or Tamara from Sister Sister (cant tell them apart)
Tyra Banks
Ice Cube
Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen (cant tell them apart)
Alac Baldwin
Thats all I can remember from the top of my head. No one big really.

but the question says "when using"

[TheDave]

i hope you answered it sarcastically

[tesco]

We had a stupid test like this a few weeks ago in shop class.
I'll scan it tommorrow if I remember.

[Rip The Jacker]

18. When given this "Safety Test", you should;
a.Post it on the web for all to realize "wtf" is this?
b.Post it on the web for all to realize why education is so fullfilling.
c.Post it on every lavatory door just incase they run out of toilet paper.
d.Wonder why you go to school.
e.question whether this is a trick exam and make a drawing on the backside.
f.Send it to your local contemporary @rt gallery as your latest conceptual art
piece prooving why @rt remains to this day less vital than money.
g.Stick it up your education senators ass and ask him to read it by shining a torch down his throat.
h.feel inspired by the "wrong" answers and perform them on your colleages
g.Sue your school for insulting your intelligence

edit: is this safety test real? wtf
Remember - your art teacher feels probably more insulted than you. if not isuggest you leave the country you are living in.
:lol: :lol:

Seriously, some people think its whatever. But how the hell can a school give a test like this to a 12th grader? I didn't bother to scan the 3rd page, it had even dumber questions. :frusty:

[Gemby!]

17 a) sounds fun but c) would be my choice for the fun of it ....b) just sucks