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Illuminati
03-11-2005, 01:24 AM
Earlier today, I basically went with my uni mates to the local pub for some lunch. Only problem is the place was full so we went to the nearby pubs - We ended up going to Yates' on the other side of town :dry:

Anyway, I was looking on the menu and saw the "Ultimate Tower Burger". It just screamed a challenge so I thought why not - Turned out the "Ultimate Tower" was two quarter-pounders, a crapload of bacon and onion rings in a bun and with a load of cheese in between. :sick: Managed to eat the whole lot and the chips that went with it somehow :huh: and washed it down with half a pitcher of Stella.

Only problem is I dunno whether it's safe to go bed - Anyone know if someone can suffer a heart attack in their sleep? :(

hobbes
03-11-2005, 01:27 AM
Earlier today, I basically went with my uni mates to the local pub for some lunch. Only problem is the place was full so we went to the nearby pubs - We ended up going to Yates' on the other side of town :dry:

Anyway, I was looking on the menu and saw the "Ultimate Tower Burger". It just screamed a challenge so I thought why not - Turned out the "Ultimate Tower" was two quarter-pounders, a crapload of bacon and onion rings in a bun and with a load of cheese in between. :sick: Managed to eat the whole lot and the chips that went with it somehow :huh: and washed it down with half a pitcher of Stella.

Only problem is I dunno whether it's safe to go bed - Anyone know if someone can suffer a heart attack in their sleep? :(

You have eaten a perfectly balanced meal- pork fat, beef fat, dairy fat and you've thinned your blood with alcohol.

You couldn't be healthier unless you had opted for a second round.

Illuminati
03-11-2005, 01:31 AM
You have eaten a perfectly balanced meal- pork fat, beef fat, dairy fat and you've thinned your blood with alcohol.

You couldn't be healthier unless you had opted for a second round.

:lol: :lol:

Glad to hear :D TBH I doubt I could have done seconds - I was the only one of our lot to complete it and I struggled with the burger myself :blink:

On the plus side, it's put me off burgers for a while - I doubt anything could match THAT burger. :)

100%
03-11-2005, 01:32 AM
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although "they" say that if your stillDigesting while you sleep you get nightmares.
I advise you to indulge in those dreams and try to control them.
Remember to use safetybelt

Lilmiss
03-11-2005, 01:32 AM
:make like Ford, and find your trusty towel: