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SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 12:57 AM
I woke up several times last night, each time I had been awoken by an odd dream. I only remember two of them, the first being a dream where the devil came to me (or rather a man in a red suit with horns and a stylish moustache) and told me I was going to die and kept popping back up and giving me clues as to when I would die, then some weird shit happened that wasn't related. It involved a hissing cat trying to get into my house, a full moon and a semi moon in the sky side by side at the same time and something (like a monster?) peering over my garden shed.

The other was a short dream, but VERY vivid. I dreamt that I woke up as my town was being bombed and I was like "oh bugger..." then I actually woke up.

Like I said there was more but I can't remember them now, I should have wrote them down when I first woke up. :(

I'm going to bed now, maybe I'll have some more dreams tonight. :fear:

DarthInsinuate
03-15-2005, 01:14 AM
dreams don't mean shit when a family is lost at sea :randomsemijellyfishquote: - you should cut down on cheese eating

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 01:15 AM
They sound as scary as mine. :ohmy:

Stay off the cheese before bed, and remember to check for gremlins in the cupboard!!

Edit, to shake fist at Darth. :shakesfist:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 01:18 AM
Stay off the cheese before bed,
http://img30.exs.cx/img30/8936/cheese1cr.gif
Yes, I reckon this man can be frightening when met at night.

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 01:26 AM
:fear:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 01:30 AM
Domo for the advico,

OYASUMI NASAI!!!!

DarthInsinuate
03-15-2005, 01:32 AM
good night to you too

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 03:55 AM
stylish moustache
:shifty:

Monkeee
03-15-2005, 04:24 AM
once i had a dream that i watched 50 ice cube melt in a volcano only it took like 500 years.... i bore my self awake

Spicker
03-15-2005, 04:31 AM
i cant remember what color underwear i have on and u expect me to remember my dream? :01:

Monkeee
03-15-2005, 04:36 AM
Pink!!!

Yogi
03-15-2005, 05:22 AM
http://img30.exs.cx/img30/8936/cheese1cr.gif
Yes, I reckon this man can be frightening when met at night.

And that's less scary than during the day............ :devil:


Yo:obligatarycheesementioningsmiley:

bigboab
03-15-2005, 09:05 AM
The dream of the devil foretells the danger of you breaking the law or some kind of law. :rolleyes:

The dream of the cat auger the committing of an indiscretion. :whistling

The dream of bombing augers a family or civil row over some misdeed carried out by you. :ph34r:

All combined your dream tells of a long journey to a cold wet land. There lurks an elderly person who is sore of head. This could start the rows. Beware of making an indiscretion that could mar your life. :ph34r: Who is paying your broadband by the way? :lol: :lol:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 12:29 PM
Ooookay... :ermm:

I had more dreams but these ones weren't as scary, I was sleeping under my dream catcher last night :wub:

The first started here, in the lounge. Two mice met each other in here and decided to meet in real life. The guy mouse travelled all the way from France to Ireland to met the girl mouse and they fell in love. Then there was a weird shit break where the guy mouse was in it's new house and peered out a window and saw that here was a huge drop outside it. It looked kinda like a multi-storey car park with a big hole in it, like Godzilla had stepped on it or something. End of weird shit break. Turns out the guy mouse had travelled there with his family and they had to move again, they got on a little mouse train and headed for Tokyo. I think they were a gypsy band or something.

TheDave
03-15-2005, 12:33 PM
I was sleeping under my dream catcher last night :wub:

oh FFS :despair:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 12:39 PM
FFS? :huh:

manker
03-15-2005, 12:44 PM
For fuck's sake.

What is a dream catcher supposed to do, btw :unsure:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 12:46 PM
It's an american indian magic object which supposed to "filter" dreams, allowing only good or beneficial ones.
http://i152.exs.cx/img152/3584/dreamcatcher7mu.jpg
Also, an awful book by Stephen King. :smartass:


The guy mouse travelled all the way from France to Ireland to met the girl mouse and they fell in love.
Some sort of oracle, maybe?
[/packs and leaves fro Ireland]

manker
03-15-2005, 12:49 PM
Oh right, we've got one at home, I've heard teh missus refer to it as a dreamcatcher but I just thought it was an ornament.

So ... magic powers, eh :gayrolleyessmiley:

Yogi
03-15-2005, 12:52 PM
It's an american indian magic object which supposed to "filter" dreams, allowing only good or beneficial ones.
http://i152.exs.cx/img152/3584/dreamcatcher7mu.jpg
Also, an awful book by Stephen King. :smartass:


Some sort of oracle, maybe?
[/packs and leaves fro Ireland]


You into mice??? :ohmy:


You mickeyphile!!! :angry:

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 12:56 PM
I wouldn't hit on Minnie Mouse, but she's got good looking female friends...
http://img110.exs.cx/img110/982/ent0308198vn.jpg


Er, we sorta hijacked this didn't we? :blushing:

TheDave
03-15-2005, 12:58 PM
not irish though

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 01:06 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=minnie+mouse%27s+hot+irish+friends&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search :(

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 01:12 PM
I'll tell you my other two dreams when I've had something to eat.

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 01:18 PM
http://www.powerhomebiz.com/vol24/dreams.htm

Yogi
03-15-2005, 02:15 PM
http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/5094-std.jpg :wub:

That girl is irish............ :w00t:

TheDave
03-15-2005, 02:17 PM
who?

Yogi
03-15-2005, 02:37 PM
What who? :blink:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 03:38 PM
The next dream I had was very surreal. My sister and I (I don't have a sister) are homeless and living on the streets, one day she dies (if I recall correctly she threw herself off a cliff...I don't know where the cliff came from) I'm very sad and I run away. I fall into a shallow ditch and see a small cave; at first it looks to small to climb into but when I get up close to it I can fit in it just fine. I look down into the cave and see an army of cockroaches (I think they were...) and rats (couldn't have been bats or another type of small mammal). At fist I'm scared but apparently the cockroaches and rats were my sisters friend and they somehow manage to get me a house and cook me dinner...dinner appears to be chopped onions and something else; I have an overwhelming urge to eat the cockroaches with the onions.

TheDave
03-15-2005, 03:43 PM
this means you're very possessive and eat potential threats :blink:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 03:47 PM
:unsure: ...


Who likes my new avatar? :)

TheDave
03-15-2005, 03:48 PM
which sex?

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 04:02 PM
0rgasm?

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 04:40 PM
which sex?

My avatar? It's Toshiya from Dir en grey, he's a guy :wub:

TheDave
03-15-2005, 04:43 PM
yeah, i thought so :dry:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 04:45 PM
What's your problem with them? :unsure:

DanB
03-15-2005, 04:52 PM
:)

TheDave
03-15-2005, 04:54 PM
i dont have a problem, they do

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 04:58 PM
The fact that you think they have a problem reflects more on you that it does them. Why hate them 'cause they're pretty?

TheDave
03-15-2005, 05:00 PM
i didnt say i hate them, but i wish these frigging bikes would stop going past the house :(

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 05:03 PM
I thought they were a goth-rock band, not cyclists... :unsure:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:09 PM
i didnt say i hate them, but i wish these frigging bikes would stop going past the house :(

Right, that's a bit off-topic. It's the conjunction that confuses me. Why are you talking about Dir en grey and bikes going past your house (something I don't believe has much to do with Dir en grey) in the same sentence and linking them with "but"...? :huh:

DanB
03-15-2005, 05:12 PM
And you don't post off topic in a thread? :huh:

TheDave
03-15-2005, 05:12 PM
the bikes keep riding past and i hear the engines and cry cos i'm jealous, i got bikes on the brain :ermm:


dir en grey are a bunch of men who try to look like women, umkay. why?

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:15 PM
They are a "visual band" which means they express themselves through the way they dress as well as their music.

TheDave
03-15-2005, 05:16 PM
what are they expressing?

DanB
03-15-2005, 05:17 PM
what are they expressing?

That they'd rather have been born girls? :unsure:

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 05:22 PM
They are a "visual band" which means they express themselves through the way they dress as well as their music.
And what do they have to say?

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:24 PM
No, none of them have expressed the desire to be girls. It's just fun I guess, girl's fashion is a lot more fun than guy's.

TheDave
03-15-2005, 05:25 PM
its done to shock

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:27 PM
And what do they have to say?

THE DOMESTIC FUCKER FAMILY

Mr. Fucker Show

Fucker Fucker Radical Fucker Trans Psycho Pleasure
Fucker Fucker Radical Fucker Trans Psycho Pleasure

Fucker Fucker Japanese Fucker Thrash Psycho Family
Fucker Fucker Japanese Fucker Thrash Psycho Family

Fucker Fucker Domestic Fucker Human Psycho Passion
Fucker Fucker Domestic Fucker Human Psycho Passion

System M -SEXIST-

shall we start a thrilling game? Mr. Fucker M
do whatever you want, say the worst you want to say, Mr. Fucker M
the real idol, illegal to broadcast, Mr. Fucker M
you're the godlike existence of a Stalinist, Mr Fucker M

Radical Fucker Japanese Fucker Domestic Fucker Family

FILTH

Sadistic sadistic sadistic awaken the sadist
Sadistic sadistic sadistic bury the sadist
Sadistic sadistic sadistic sever the masochist
Sadistic sadistic let's begin this platonically

The sallowed, greedy insects
Are my frustrated sympathisers
Rotten apples inside my gastric juices
Won't you try the soup of sexual desire?
The dripping, oozing pink maggots that
Soak in the formaline of sadistic desire
Rotten strawberries inside of that*
A sour marinee prepared with blood

Filth High

Let's see a movie, holding hands like I promised you
Saying farewell in this evening before the apples and strawberries go rotten
The dream stretches forth, while we're kissing like I promised you
Saying farewell to you let's enjoy the Last Supper

Filth High

Sadistic sadistic sadistic drain the sadist dry
Sadistic sadistic sadistic sadistical, horror
The sadistic awakening comes forth
Come one, come all and see
Sadistic sadistic synchro prepared retro horror

The festival of carnal desires will begin
The festival of sexual desires will begin
The out of control sadistic festival
The rapid human flesh psycho horror
Orange juice with liver
Sweet curry mixed with kidney
Pescatore prepared with pancreas
The beloved, beloved psycho horror



...stuff like that.

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 05:28 PM
Damn

manker
03-15-2005, 05:30 PM
If their music was any good, they could dress up like thirteenth century druids for all I care.

However, they're mediocre punk wannabes who rely on image struck teenagers to buy their records rather than being able to let their music appeal to a wider age-range.

They dress like girls 'cause all publicity is good publicity ergo they sell more CDs :dry:

DanB
03-15-2005, 05:35 PM
Your account been messed with on that place manker?

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:39 PM
Actually manker they don't dress so much like that any more, I wish they would but they don't. Their music is what's most important to them and they've been around for 8 years now, wannabes never last that long. Their music still rocks so I'm a hardcore fan but I miss the way they dressed. I think they stopped 2/3 years ago now. :P

manker
03-15-2005, 05:39 PM
Your account been messed with on that place manker?Too much common sense :unsure:

manker
03-15-2005, 05:42 PM
Actually manker they don't dress so much like that any more, I wish they would but they don't. Their music is what's most important to them and they've been around for 8 years now, wannabes never last that long. Their music still rocks so I'm a hardcore fan but I miss the way they dressed. I think they stopped 2/3 years ago now. :P:lol: :D

Actually, I was trying to :rod: you. So you've pwned me a bit there :blushing:

I don't mind the bits of their music I've heard and if they want to dress like girls, good luck to them. It really doesn't bother me.

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 05:44 PM
You need some good ol elvis sgg

DanB
03-15-2005, 05:44 PM
Too much common sense :unsure:



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SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:46 PM
I'm going to draw a picture of manker being mutilated by Dir en grey's millions of fans (Dir en grey are huge in Korea and China as well as Japan) for dissing their idols even if it was just to ":rod:" me.

DanB
03-15-2005, 05:47 PM
I'm going to draw a picture of manker being mutilated by Dir en grey's millions of fans (Dir en grey are huge in Korea and China as well as Japan) for dissing their idols even if it was just to ":rod:" me.

Lucky them :01:

I guess its not hard to have a few million fans in such a heavily populated area of the world :P

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:48 PM
You need some good ol elvis sgg

Elvis was a fat ugly man who made music I would quite happily damn to deepest depths of hell.

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:50 PM
Lucky them :01:

I guess its not hard to have a few million fans in such a heavily populated area of the world :P

DanB can also be mutilated.

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 05:51 PM
Elvis was a fat ugly man who made music I would quite happily damn to deepest depths of hell.
sounds like the kind of hate i have with "Creed" and Spaniards :ohmy:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 05:53 PM
I was joking ziggy but.... :shifty: yes.

TheDave
03-15-2005, 05:54 PM
arent mexicans originally from spain?

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 05:55 PM
arent mexicans originally from spain?
Jamaica mon :)

TheDave
03-15-2005, 05:56 PM
why did i laugh :blink:

manker
03-15-2005, 05:57 PM
I'm going to draw a picture of manker being mutilated by Dir en grey's millions of fans (Dir en grey are huge in Korea and China as well as Japan) for dissing their idols even if it was just to ":rod:" me.Quality :D :01:

manker
03-15-2005, 05:58 PM
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DanB
03-15-2005, 06:00 PM
Yup, I'm banned again :(

Me, you and Sexypance so far, no doubt SnnY too :whistling

TheDave
03-15-2005, 06:00 PM
i'm banned from teh moderation

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:02 PM
i'm banned from teh moderation

me too :crying:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 06:05 PM
Why have you all been banned? :unsure:

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 06:09 PM
Me and sam are makeing room for just us

TheDave
03-15-2005, 06:11 PM
that reminds me, i still owe spd sex

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 06:13 PM
me too :crying:


Hehe. I'm not. :01:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 06:15 PM
............Neither of your posts tell me anything, I am clueless as usual. :(

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:15 PM
I'm not banned from the moderation anymore, damn server gayness :dry:

TheDave
03-15-2005, 06:21 PM
i dont even know anymore

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/TheDave/confused.jpg

manker
03-15-2005, 06:25 PM
............Neither of your posts tell me anything, I am clueless as usual. :(We were banned from a GEP forum for being too GEP.

The Moderation is just being gay. I can see the board but I can't post now.

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 06:29 PM
......What does GEP mean?

manker
03-15-2005, 06:31 PM
......What does GEP mean?Seek and ye shall find :shifty:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 06:31 PM
GayElvisPorn

manker
03-15-2005, 06:32 PM
GayElvisPorn:dry:

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 06:32 PM
You know it.

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:33 PM
Too gep for them :01:


Our GEP > Thier GEP

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 06:36 PM
Oi! :01:



:wub:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 06:36 PM
Gay...elvis...porn....?

...........Why?

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:37 PM
:unsure:

ermm :wub: ?

ZiggyBlue
03-15-2005, 06:38 PM
:piepants:

TheDave
03-15-2005, 06:38 PM
why not

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 06:40 PM
Oi! :01:



:wub:


Glad you like your pic Lilmiss. :D

100% punkalicious

Lilmiss
03-15-2005, 06:44 PM
100% punkalicious


:01:

The eyes are my fave part. :lol:
Tanksyou again.

DarthInsinuate
03-15-2005, 06:47 PM
GayElvisPorn
gay elvis pr0n, actually

manker
03-15-2005, 06:48 PM
I always thought it was Gay Elvish Pr0n :unsure:


Have I been duped.

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:49 PM
I always thought it was Gay Elvish Pr0n :unsure:


Have I been duped.
:whistling

manker
03-15-2005, 06:53 PM
So what am I going to do with my 13 gigs of lesbian pointy eared gang bang mpegs :(

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 06:53 PM
Gay Elvish Pr0n
http://img51.exs.cx/img51/8160/lotr28os.gif


:D

DanB
03-15-2005, 06:54 PM
So what am I going to do with my 13 gigs of lesbian pointy eared gang bang mpegs :(


Burn the best and put them in the post? :unsure:

Put them on the gep tracker? :unsure:

Delete them and get Elvis pron? :unsure:

The choise, as they say, is yours :D

manker
03-15-2005, 06:56 PM
Well, they're coming out of my shared folder on slsk now :dry:



@ Gurahl, quality :lol:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-15-2005, 07:20 PM
:01:

The eyes are my fave part. :lol:
Tanksyou again.


You have stoner eyes. :01:

Skweeky1
03-15-2005, 07:35 PM
Manker!

Stop saying 'quality' :angry:



As for the remark about banning Elviseseseses (I still don't quite get the whole possessive form thing in English)...

If it weren't for Elvis we would still be listening to all that creepy lounge music they listened to in the '30s. :wacko:
I'm not a huge fan myself but one must admit that he opened the way for many musicians ( and insinuating dance moves :D )

Galileo was a bit of an old fart but at least now we know the earth revolves around the sun :1eye:

manker
03-15-2005, 07:44 PM
:lol:

You inspired me to perpetuate it :P

Skweeky1
03-15-2005, 07:51 PM
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:


typical

bigboab
03-15-2005, 08:11 PM
Manker!
If it weren't for Elvis we would still be listening to all that creepy lounge music they listened to in the '30s. :wacko:
I'm not a huge fan myself but one must admit that he opened the way for many musicians ( and insinuating dance moves :D )


Hi Sqweeks. :) I think that you will find that Rock and Roll was started before Elvis. As far as the UK was concerned Bill Haley and The Comets were the first 'Big Thing'. By the time Elvis came along a lot of other people had also jumped on the 'bandwagon' (Pardon the pun). :)

Skweeky1
03-15-2005, 08:16 PM
Don't argue with me :angry:

Is it not enough that I have to listen to your abuse every single morning when waiting for my curried scotch pie and all day breakfast??? :dry:

bigboab
03-15-2005, 08:21 PM
Don't argue with me :angry:

Is it not enough that I have to listen to your abuse every single morning when waiting for my curried scotch pie and all day breakfast??? :dry:

If you argue with me I will give you your breakfast hot for a change.:ph34r:

Skweeky1
03-15-2005, 08:23 PM
I am not paying an extra 10p to get a HOT pie :dry:

They taste better cold anyway :lol:

And next time you'd better buy one of my remote controlled stunt cars when offered one or I will boycot your business :ph34r:

bigboab
03-15-2005, 08:25 PM
I am not paying an extra 10p to get a HOT pie :dry:

They taste better cold anyway :lol:

And next time you'd better buy one of my remote controlled stunt cars when offered one or I will boycot your business :ph34r:

Oh! STUNT cars. I thought you said something else. :whistling

Guillaume
03-15-2005, 08:29 PM
And next time you'd better buy one of my remote controlled stunt cars when offered one or I will boycot your business :ph34r:

Aha! See the ketchupy mafia blackmailing someone into buying dodgy goods! :flamehide

Skweeky1
03-15-2005, 08:29 PM
I see... you did mention you had a cold... :huh:

I didn't know you moved to Rutherglen btw :lol:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 04:33 PM
I had a dream where my braces were pulling so much on my teeth that they all got pulled out of my jaw and fell off.

Snee
03-21-2005, 04:47 PM
We were banned from a GEP forum for being too GEP.


I bet I got more banned than you :01:

bigboab
03-21-2005, 05:09 PM
I had a dream where my braces were pulling so much on my teeth that they all got pulled out of my jaw and fell off.

I hope it is not Biggle's braces that you are using. :ph34r: He'll be standing at Irvine Cross with his trousers at his ankles. :ph34r: Nothing new there I suppose. :lol: :lol:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 05:19 PM
I hope it is not Biggle's braces that you are using. :ph34r: He'll be standing at Irvine Cross with his trousers at his ankles. :ph34r: Nothing new there I suppose. :lol: :lol:

Pardon? :blink:

bigboab
03-21-2005, 05:33 PM
Pardon? :blink:
The demise of the English language to American/English. :crying:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/braces.jpgBraces. :)


Or should I have said 'Gallusses?' :lol:

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 05:38 PM
Are we still on the topic of dreams?Guess i will share mine then.
I went to school and my teacher was asking hard questions.I looked around a bit and ran out the door into the streets.The teacher yells "Get Him!1!"
After being caught,i start robbing people on the street.I woke up from my dream at 1:00AM and cleaned my room...

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 05:45 PM
You need to go to school more, Ziggy.

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 05:51 PM
Make me...

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 06:07 PM
Okay Ziggy, this Friday I'm coming to California, meet you in LA. :shifty:

Lilmiss
03-21-2005, 06:12 PM
Ike took my sig away, sgg. :crying:

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 06:14 PM
Okay Ziggy, this Friday I'm coming to California, meet you in LA. :shifty:
in teh ghetto doawg :01:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 06:15 PM
Ike took my sig away, sgg. :crying:



:ohmy: Why!?

Lilmiss
03-21-2005, 06:17 PM
It's too big.


Made his peanuts look too small, I think. :unsure:

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 06:18 PM
We can also makefun of people on the bus with Mohawks :01:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 06:18 PM
in teh ghetto doawg :01:

in teh ghetto what? :blink:

And how do you say "I don't speak Spanish" in Spanish?

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 06:20 PM
It's too big.


Made his peanuts look too small, I think. :unsure:

I'm gonna ask him. :unsure:

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 06:20 PM
in teh ghetto what? :blink:

And how do you say "I don't speak Spanish" in Spanish?
ich nicht speek Englisch i think?

manker
03-21-2005, 06:25 PM
Mi hablo no espaniol.

I may be wrong but it'll probably get teh message across.

Lilmiss
03-21-2005, 06:26 PM
I'm gonna ask him. :unsure:

About his peanuts?
I wouldn't, he gets a bit tetchy about his nuts. :unsure:


No, it was too big and used a lot of pixie things.
I'm getting the hang of this internet lingo, huh? :lookaroun

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 06:27 PM
Mi hablo no espaniol.
No hablo español.

I see your grammar police jurisdiction isn't international.

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 06:27 PM
Mi hablo no espaniol.

I may be wrong but it'll probably get teh message across.
most people speak both english and spanish so it wont matter

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 06:30 PM
ich nicht speek Englisch i think?

Ziggy! :angry: And it's "Ich Englisch nicht sprechen." ...I think...

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 06:31 PM
And people laugh at me when I speak english. :huh:

manker
03-21-2005, 06:36 PM
No hablo español.

I see your grammar police jurisdiction isn't international.You can be my Interpol, if you like.


And people laugh at me when I speak english. Can't be interweb people so I suspect it's IRL and because of your silly accent :P

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 06:44 PM
Listen very carefully - I shall say this only once: I do not have a funny accent.

DanB
03-21-2005, 06:45 PM
Listen very carefully - I shall say this only once: I do not have a funny accent.

I thought you were French? :unsure:




:P

ziggyjuarez
03-21-2005, 06:46 PM
Everyone who isent jamacian has a funny accent to me.

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 06:46 PM
About his peanuts?
I wouldn't, he gets a bit tetchy about his nuts. :unsure:


No, it was too big and used a lot of pixie things.
I'm getting the hang of this internet lingo, huh? :lookaroun

Ask if this is small enough. It's not as big, not as good quality but it's a smaller file size. :unsure:
http://img63.exs.cx/img63/8144/lilmisssmall1dv.gif

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 06:49 PM
I thought you were French? :unsure:




:P
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1375/frenchman15rs.jpg


@SGG: it is a bit too fast.

manker
03-21-2005, 06:49 PM
Ask if this is small enough. It's not as big, not as good quality but it's a smaller file size. :unsure:
http://img63.exs.cx/img63/8144/lilmisssmall1dv.gifThat one is within teh board rules. Nice one :D

Snee
03-21-2005, 06:50 PM
That should be entirely within the rules, unless the old one was much bigger that one should have been too, I thought.

sig + av has to be less than 100kB, and then there's the pixel thing, which I thought was ok too with the old one. :unsure:

Maybe IKE is just mental.

manker
03-21-2005, 06:52 PM
How come all of the female caricatures that SGG draws look hawt and make me feel guilty :unsure:

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 06:52 PM
No. It was ten pixels too high plus L's got text above it.

Snee
03-21-2005, 06:53 PM
:ohmy: ten whole pixels?

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 06:54 PM
Yeah. Ten. Can you believe the cheek of those girls.

:blink:

Snee
03-21-2005, 06:58 PM
I bet she'd been banned if it hadn't been for fact the that it didn't even take up half of the width allowance.

Guillaume
03-21-2005, 07:00 PM
Peanuts. ;)

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 07:09 PM
If it was only 10 pixels over last time when it was 160 pixels then this should be acceptable.

Take this, mods.
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/7382/lilmissispunkalicioussmall3ob.gif

It's exactly 71.9 kb + the 2.6 kb of Lilmiss's avatar = 74.5 kb + 150 pixels = within board rules!

;)

Snee
03-21-2005, 07:12 PM
Oooh and she can fit 25.5 kBs more in the sig as well.

The current monkey pic is only 1.2 KBs over so a little compression should sort that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/thwisemonkeys.gif
Like so.

sArA
03-21-2005, 07:58 PM
I dreamed that someone gave me a new handbag yesterday....what can this mean...


pixels schmitzels..... :shutup:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-21-2005, 07:59 PM
You're going to die!!!!!!1 pwnage!!!111 :ohmy:

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 01:06 AM
:w00t: Woots! :w00t:
Check out teh sig.

/sends sgg huge huggles and tanks. :blushing:


Urm....I'm planning my next tattoo, and would really love it if you could draw me something? I definatly need a fairy sitting on a swing. But not in too much detail as I have the string for the swing already added, and it's quite a small area. I'm also looking for one or two more fairies or pixies sitting on branches, or hanging from the tree. Anything, even idea's, appreciated. ;)

Guillaume
03-22-2005, 01:16 AM
Not exactly the kind of fairy you're looking for, but I'll use this as an excuse to post some of Béatrice Tillier's artwork.
http://img128.exs.cx/img128/8561/feresized24ov.th.jpg (http://img128.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img128&image=feresized24ov.jpg)


BTW, never type "fairies" and "swing" in google when you've got moderate search off.

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 01:23 AM
I'd like her on the wall, but my punk fairy is in a similar stance and she doesn't like competition. :no: Actually, she is one Gutter found. Heh heh, you guys rawk.

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-22-2005, 01:49 AM
:w00t: Woots! :w00t:
Check out teh sig.

/sends sgg huge huggles and tanks. :blushing:


Urm....I'm planning my next tattoo, and would really love it if you could draw me something? I definatly need a fairy sitting on a swing. But not in too much detail as I have the string for the swing already added, and it's quite a small area. I'm also looking for one or two more fairies or pixies sitting on branches, or hanging from the tree. Anything, even idea's, appreciated. ;)

I can help, I'd be happy to. :w00t:

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 02:03 AM
Thanks!
I lurve your art, otherwise I wouldn't be asking to wear it on my back. ;)


If I can get a decent pic of it so far I shall send it to you, and you can gimme suggestions. I did want the "Swing Fairy" to look slightly goth but innocent. Stripey tights and boots are a must. :D

Theres no big rush, btw.
It will probably cost a good £200, and I'm useless at saving.

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-22-2005, 02:09 AM
I lurve your art, otherwise I wouldn't be asking to wear it on my back. ;)

I know! :crying: I'm so honoured!!11one!!1 :cry1: That's so sweet. :hug:

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 02:21 AM
:blushing: :sniffs:
It's all too emotional, for me to (sniffs again) put it in words right now. :wub:

:P

I know it's not a good pic, but.... clicky (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=82317&page=3&pp=10&highlight=tattoo)

Guillaume
03-22-2005, 02:25 AM
did you have it coloured since the pic was taken?

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 02:30 AM
Not yet, and when I do I'm only going for a few pastel colours in the wings.
Big punk fairy is getting blue streaks though. :01:

Guillaume
03-22-2005, 02:33 AM
Ouch. :pinch:

I have a limited experience of tattoos (don't have any meself) but a friend of mine worked as a tattoo artist, and the actual machinery and needles just scare the sh*t out of me. :(


edit: speaking about dreams, time to hit the sack.
G'night all.

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-22-2005, 02:39 AM
I think I see where the swing is going. But my fairy might not match the others, can I get a better pic of what the fairies look like, or can you find one on the net of a similar looking one. My other pics have just been doodles, if you're going to have one enscarred into your back it's got to be my best work.

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 02:42 AM
I didn't cry once. :01: :flex:
He tells me fully grown men faint while getting the same area I have done.

Although he makes it all better by playing Murphys or LTJ, while doing it.



Goodnite choo. ;) :ermm:

SpatulaGeekGirl
03-22-2005, 02:43 AM
I'm going to bed now, too. I'll check back in the morn'.

Lilmiss
03-22-2005, 02:48 AM
I think I see where the swing is going. But my fairy might not match the others, can I get a better pic of what the fairies look like,


I shall ask one of me pals to take some later in the week.
And none of my fairies/elves are that similar anyway, so don't worry about that.

I want this lil guy added too. :wub:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/elf.jpg


Heh heh, g'nite y'all.

ziggyjuarez
03-22-2005, 01:51 PM
Ok
i had another dream.Kind of creepy so keep in mind dreams mean shiat:


My dad walks in and i start puching him and tell him to leave.When he laughs at me i get a small knife and tell him again.Then he says "do it"
So i start cutting him over and over.


and thats it.Make perfecto sense because i diss like him :D

Gemby!
03-23-2005, 09:08 AM
I had the bestest dream about a ...no wait, I have just forgot ...*bugger*

bigboab
03-23-2005, 09:16 AM
I had the bestest dream about a ...no wait, I have just forgot ...*bugger*

That lurid. Eh? :rolleyes:

Gemby!
03-23-2005, 09:20 AM
That lurid. Eh? :rolleyes:

:naughty:

any excuse for the eyebrow smiley ! :01: :naughty:

DarthInsinuate
03-23-2005, 11:58 AM
for some reason i just imagined Lamsey came back

Guillaume
03-23-2005, 12:08 PM
He won't. His unibrow is slowly taking control of his whole face! :fear:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/liam.jpg

Gemby!
03-23-2005, 02:30 PM
next stage - chewbacca :naughty: :unsure: