blue charge

[Mr. Mulder]

three bottles of this red bull alternative for £2.50 at asda :w00t: tastes better with vodka than red bull does too :01:

although red rooster can't be beaten imo

[manker]

You're well into your energy drinks, the ones I've tried make my teeth go furry - you should make a list (http://www.tarock.de/drinks/liste.htm) like this bloke.

[Mr. Mulder]

did the ones you try come from the man who stands outside morrisons and talks to his slipper? :unsure:

nice site :01:

[manker]

did the ones you try come from the man who stands outside morrisons and talks to his slipper? :unsure:

nice site :01:I thought he only sold milk. He never told me about his Energy drinks :no:

I bought mine from the woman who takes her cat shopping with her, is that bad :unsure:

[bigboab]

I thought he only sold milk. He never told me about his Energy drinks :no:

I bought mine from the woman who takes her cat shopping with her, is that bad :unsure:

I dont really know. Why shouldn't a cat go shopping? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

coincidently that cat used to be one of his slippers, until they sowed it up :unsure:

drinking blue charge with imperial right now, rawx0rs!111 :01:

[manker]

Hehe, it's never too early for vodka :01:

Regarding the cat-woman, she is a real person who used to live just across the way from me when I was ickle. She had two sons of about 30 years old who used to go shopping with her on the bus. They took everything they could with them to Kwik Save, I mean household objects and the like. The two sons could hardly walk because they carried the heavy stuff, like books and their betamax video.

The cat used to sit in her handbag with it's head poking out.

She called my Mam a slut once because she was sunbathing in our garden in shorts :o we were all a bit scared of her after that :unsure:

The cat woman is dead now, I don't know what's become of her cat :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

were they gypsies? :unsure: it would explain the objects and shopping at kwik save :unsure:

[bigboab]

were they gypsies? :unsure: it would explain the objects and shopping at kwik save :unsure:

More than likely they could not trust their neighbours. :ohmy:

[manker]

No, they lived in a proper house with windows and everything. Mind, the cat woman spoke a bit like Father Jack and the two boys were mutes (I think).

Do gypsies have to live in caravans :unsure:

[manker]

More than likely they could not trust their neighbours. :ohmy:They cleverly guarded their house with a foul stench so the possessions that they couldn't carry were quite safe :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

Do gypsies have to live in caravans :unsure:

it's either caravans or tents and ford escorts :unsure:

[manker]

it's either caravans or tents and ford escorts :unsure:You think the whole chav culture is just a big training scheme for gypsies.

The Ford Escort link is there for all to see :ohmy:

[bigboab]

They cleverly guarded their house with a foul stench so the possessions that they couldn't carry were quite safe :sick:

So you did try then? :lol: :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

gypsy chavs :ohmy: such an unspeakable evil should not be discussed, even on interweb message boards such as this one - it's just not something to joke about! :ohmy:

[manker]

I'm not joking :ermm:

They're walking among us already, watching, waiting, listening.

[Mr. Mulder]

how do we know you're not one of them? :shifty:

[manker]

how do we know you're not one of them? :shifty:My Dad doesn't have a limp nor wear a 1980s Liverpool top with crotchless jogging bottoms.

Phew, you had me worried then :cool2:

[Mr. Mulder]

Convincing, perhaps a little too convincing :shifty: Does your mum wear a head scarf and sofa throw? Perhaps accompanied with black boots and a crows foot around her neck? :unsure:

[manker]

My Mam can throw a sofa and she sells pegs and rabbit feet :unsure:

Edit: I've said too much ... .

[Mr. Mulder]

My Mam can throw a sofa and she sells pegs and rabbit feet :unsure:

Edit: I've said too much ... .

why is it that gypsy fortune tellers are never very fortunate? :unsure:

[bigboab]

My Mam can throw a sofa and she sells pegs and rabbit feet :unsure:

Edit: I've said too much ... .

Does Hobbes know about this. :cool: He is left without a leg to stand on.
On a fairly regular basis. :lol:

[manker]

why is it that gypsy fortune tellers are never very fortunate? :unsure:I think some are, on the second day of my job when I finished uni, one of them got into the main office somehow and sat by me because I have a 'kind face', she also told me that my family will always look after me and gave me a plastic keyring.

Then she demanded £10, which I gave her because I didn't have much experience with mad gypsy folk. That meant I didn't have any money for cigarettes nor gravy and chips at dinner time but her and her eleven kids probably lived like kings for a week :(

[Mr. Mulder]

I think some are, on the second day of my job when I finished uni, one of them got into the main office somehow and sat by me because I have a 'kind face', she also told me that my family will always look after me and gave me a plastic keyring.

Then she demanded £10, which I gave her because I didn't have much experience with mad gypsy folk. That meant I didn't have any money for cigarettes nor gravy and chips at dinner time but her and her eleven kids probably lived like kings for a week :(

you do know that in some clans that constitutes as marriage :unsure:

the exchanging of plastic key rings and notes can be dated back as far as the early 80’s :helpsmili

[manker]

:ohmy:

Do you think I got her pregnant too :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

:ohmy:

Do you think I got her pregnant too :no:

depends, did you look her in her good eye? :unsure:

[manker]

Probably :fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

omg!1 :ohmy: was it on a tuesday? because as everyone knows, gypsies can only conceive on tuesdays (or in B&Q car parks) :ermm:

[manker]

It was on a Tuesday :lol:

Did you guess that because I said that it was the second day on my job or is it because you're one of them. You seem to be well versed on gypsy tradition.

I'm telling Loobi :dry:




Btw, B&Q car park :lol:

[Snee]

omg!1 :ohmy: was it on a tuesday? because as everyone knows, gypsies can only conceive on tuesdays (or in B&Q car parks) :ermm:
Yesh, that means I couldn't possibly be one. :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Yesh, that means I couldn't possibly be one. :01:

jebus christ! not snny too :no:

we're dropping like flys :unsure:

[Snee]

I'm not one of you gypsies, it has now been confirmed. :snooty:

[manker]

I'm not one of you gypsies, it has now been confirmed. :snooty:Yeah but no but yeah but, Swedish gypsies can conceive in Ikea toilets :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm not one of you gypsies, it has now been confirmed. :snooty:

did you take the test, did you resist the urge to pass a waste disposal site without checking out the electrical goods ? :unsure:

[Snee]

:unsure: hmm