Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[Guillaume]

I just lost 4 gigs of almost completed e-mule downloads when updating my mod.

They're nowhere to be found!

I wanna kill myself!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

A good way to kill yourself is by putting one pencil in each nostril (lead first) and slamming your head down on a table. the pencils are driven up into your brain. :)

[ziggyjuarez]

A good way to kill yourself is by putting one pencil in each nostril (lead first) and slamming your head down on a table. the pencils are driven up into your brain. :)
So violent :ohmy:

[Guillaume]

Nah.

I want to take down with me as many people as I can. :wacko: :gunsmilie:

[manker]

4 gig on emule would have taken about 3 weeks too, I reckon :(

[Snee]

A good way to kill yourself is by putting one pencil in each nostril (lead first) and slamming your head down on a table. the pencils are driven up into your brain. :)
It may also be a good way of lobotomizing yourself. :)

Actually, the best way of lobotomizing yourself is to stick the pen in a little above a tearduct, shove it in about four-five inches, and move it around a little in the center.

[Guillaume]

4 gig on emule would have taken about 3 weeks too, I reckon :(

5 actually. Some files were comics with very few sources! :frusty:

[Snee]

Thought you said you couldn't do sharing anymore?

[manker]

Snny, you forgot the :snooty: smiley :P

[Guillaume]

I know.

That is why I'm so fecking angry.
I took risks to finish downloading "La quête de l'oiseau du temps" (only missing 4.5 megs). And now, I'm fecked. :frusty:


Everyhting is lost.

MYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPRRREEEEEEEECCCCCIOUSSSS!

[{I}{K}{E}]

only 4 GB?

I lost 120 GB in December :(

[Guillaume]

Yeah. But as SnnY knows, I've received a warning from my ISP, and I decided to lay low for a while.
I took the chance of dling the 4.5 megs missing on one file.
I won't be able to dl everything over again for weeks, even months.

[Snee]

I know.

That is why I'm so fecking angry.
I took risks to finish downloading "La quête de l'oiseau du temps" (only missing 4.5 megs). And now, I'm fecked. :frusty:


Everyhting is lost.

MYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPRRREEEEEEEECCCCCIOUSSSS!
http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~jyandell/mr-t.gif

You be da sucka, then. :P

[Guillaume]

Yeah, I pity myself.

[Skiz]

Would a sysytem restore work? Might wanna try. :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Is this a tantrum thread? :shifty:


I'm being made to work an extra night in the pub, over the Easter hols, to help with the hoards of people coming to see a Bon Jovi tribute band.

I feckin' HATE Bon Jovi. :angry:

I shall be pointing and laughing at the singer, and even more so at the dumbass paying customers.
Tasteless eejits. :dry:



:shifty:
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:



Are you dead yet, Gee? :ermm:

[Guillaume]

Would a sysytem restore work? Might wanna try. :unsure:
Tried that. Nothing's back. :pinch:


Are you dead yet, Gee?

Nope, can't get a decent noose. Anybody knows a good site with tutorials?

[Snee]

System restore sucks baws, it prolly messed up the rest of you os as well now.

[Lilmiss]

Try banging your head repeatedly against a brick wall.
Like this, :frusty:

May hurt a lil a first, but it gets better with time. :crying:

[vidcc]

A good way to kill yourself is by putting one pencil in each nostril (lead first) and slamming your head down on a table. the pencils are driven up into your brain. :)would they need to be a certain hardness such as a 2h ? or would a softer 2 b work?

[Guillaume]

Try banging your head repeatedly against a brick wall.
Like this, :frusty:

May hurt a lil a first, but it gets better with time. :crying:


I've done that the whole afternoon. I've stopped for a bit now, since the wall is beginning to crack.
PlusI don't want to be left without anything to do tonight. :wacko:

[Lilmiss]

I plan on doing nothing at work, to compensate for what I have to do at the weekend. In fact, I'm taking 2 books in tonight. :lookaroun


Head banging is an art form. :rawk:

[DanB]

:lol:


sorry

[Guillaume]

2? Wow, you're risking over-exhaustion. ;)


God, I miss the jobs were you spend your day reading. :(

[Lilmiss]

Well, it's only the end of Lemony Snicket no. 9 which will be finished in a good 15 minute session. And a Terry Pratchett one called, Wee Free Men.

I also have my gameboy and batteries in my bag.
Heh heh.




Shurrup Dan. :crying:

Unless you're laughing at Gee.

[Guillaume]

And a Terry Pratchett one called, Wee Free Men.


Nac Mac Feegle!

[DanB]

Shurrup Dan. :crying:

Unless you're laughing at Gee.


I was, I couldn't see anything to laugh at you about in what little of the thread I read :mellow:

[Lilmiss]

I was, I couldn't see anything to laugh at you about


Bon Jovi tribute band. :no: :crying:

[Guillaume]

I was, I couldn't see anything to laugh at you about in what little of the thread I read :mellow:


You heartless bar steward! :angry:


:cry1:


I feckin' HATE Bon Jovi.
Consider yourself lucky Weemouse isn't here anymore. She'd have nibbled you to death for this.
One does wonder however why a tribute to Bon Jovi will take place in your pub.

[DanB]

Bon Jovi tribute band. :no: :crying:


:lol: :lol:


Have you got some earplugs? :lookaroun




Sorry Guillame, its just re-assuring when that sort of thing happens to other people too

[Lilmiss]

One does wonder however why a tribute to Bon Jovi will take place in your pub.

We had Diana Ross, Elton John and Tina Turner.
Didn't think they would ever stoop so low as to get Bon Jovi.
Not even Bon Jovi, just eejits who want to be them. :huh:


Wee Mouse, Curley or Jonno. :unsure:
:laughs at Jonno:


If I wear ear plugs, I won't hear the customers orders.....hey!!! :lightbulb:

[manker]

I think Slippery When Wet rawked :snooty: when I was eight. So glad I don't have to sit thro' that shite :stickstongueout:

[Guillaume]

Knowing Bon Jovi's physical traits, I believe "Smells like dog when wet" would have been a more appropriate title. :devil:

[Lilmiss]

I can't get his stoopid songs out my head today.
Although, I am singing the Skif Dank version of, "you give love..." :snooty:


I have to try and get out of it.
It's gonna be pure hell.

[sArA]

Bon Jovi! poor lilmiss, how will you survive :wacko:


Guillarme.....I can say nothing to make you feel any better, just that I am sorry for your loss, time can heal many wounds.

(although not too sure about the pencil trick)

[Lilmiss]

Nac Mac Feegle!


I want a whole room of these lil buggers!!
They are just brilliant. :w00t:


Actually, I'm blue and like drinking n fighting.
Maybe I'm a pictsie. It would explain me hair. :blushing:



hey pal, can yer mammie sew? stich this. :D

[Guillaume]

They sure seems nice, but would you really want an army of drunken thieves/fighters in your home?

You'd only wake up in the morning to find your stash has been smoked, your alcohol stockpile drained, and your couch gone.


http://img66.exs.cx/img66/6347/43befor5tw.jpg


Oh wait, you do this every sunday, don't you? :devil:

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh. :angel_not

Guts of steel. :01:



I do wanna get/make some of them to sit between the fairies, elves and pixies.
Might keep them in line if a vicious ship thieve was standing guard. :shifty:

[Guillaume]

If you really want them to be quiet, just use Lord Faarquad's technique.


To the swamp with you! :gunsmilie

[Lilmiss]

Shhhh you....I haven't got that far yet.

I'm only at the point where Tiffany goes looking for Mrs Tick, and finds the toad.
Got more customers in the pub than a normal Monday.
The book is a hella lot better than I was expecting, so it's a good job I stole "A Hat Full of Sky" too. :01:

[Guillaume]

[COLOR=Navy]Shhhh you....I haven't got that far yet./COLOR]

Er. I didn't post any spoiler. Lord Faarquad is the evil midget prince in Shrek.

[Lilmiss]

Aha. :blink:
Damn you, and your confusing script jumping.




Do I really have to go to the swamp right now? :crying:


Oi!!!! You editeded.

[Guillaume]

Do I really have to go to the swamp right now? :crying:

Depends. Have you condoned in anything even remotely magical lately? :spanishinquisition:



And no, I didn't editidit anything.

[Lilmiss]

No more than usual. :D





I did do Tarot cards on Friday night, but I'm not as heavy as a duck. :unsure: :wacko:



And no, I didn't editidit anything.
You bloody well did......and then....covered it up somehow. :unsure:


Oh no, there goes another marble. :wacko:

[Guillaume]

'k. What did I post in the first place then? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

:lookaroun I can't remember now, cos your stoopid mind tricks are working.
There's one thing I hate more than a jedi.

And that's a French jedi. :dry:



Hey, these are a bit too similar for my liking... ;) :dry: ;) :dry:

[hobbes]

Is this a tantrum thread? :shifty:


I'm being made to work an extra night in the pub, over the Easter hols, to help with the hoards of people coming to see a Bon Jovi tribute band.

I feckin' HATE Bon Jovi. :angry:

I shall be pointing and laughing at the singer, and even more so at the dumbass paying customers.
Tasteless eejits. :dry:



:shifty:
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:



Are you dead yet, Gee? :ermm:



Be careful, you might see WeeMouse, remember her Bon Jovi fasination? She will probably be dragging Liam by the ear.

[Lilmiss]

heh heh. :lookaroun
I don't think she would travel 300 odd miles to see a tribute band though. :shutup:

I still have to do the shift, but I've wangled Sunday off. :01:

[Guillaume]

Sudden flash of precognition. :wacko:

On the BBC,Saturday night: Crazed waitress stabs twenty with broken pint. :fear:

[Lilmiss]

No, it wont be that bloodthirsty.
Apart from the repeated stabbing in the mullet of a certain Mr. BJ. :01:

I really hate that band. :stampyfit:

[Guillaume]

No, it wont be that bloodthirsty.


Yeah, they all say that.

But then, after a couple songs, the crowd will start to sing along. And then...

Stabbity stab. http://img128.exs.cx/img128/7492/stab8ne.gif

[hobbes]

Yeah, they all say that.

But then, after a couple songs, the crowd will start to sing along. And then...

Stabbity stab. http://img128.exs.cx/img128/7492/stab8ne.gif


http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/s/shining.jpg


Oh yes, your drinks' coming up, right the fuck up!!!

[Lilmiss]

If only I could close to the real one. :shifty: :fryingpan:



Although, I'm sure he is going to hell for all the suffering he has caused anyway.

[Guillaume]

I'm sure he is going to hell for all the suffering he has caused anyway.


I'm sure Satan deserves a punishment, but Bon Jovi? That's a bit harsh.

[Lilmiss]

Fine, send in Hanson.

Bon Jovi can goes to Wales instead, whch be soon floating towards shark infested waters. M'whahaha.


Just as soon as I find my clipper to light the dynamite with. :huh:

[Guillaume]

Mmm... You seem quite bent on nuking Wales lately.

Manker said anything you didn't like?

[Lilmiss]

Not really, apart from having no taste in music. :D :unsure:


Nobody likes the Welsh, we just put up with them.

:shutup:

[Guillaume]

Could be worse, really.
I'm living 1 mile away from Germany. Now, they are neighbors I wouldn't inflict on anyone.

[Ariel_001]

Try GetDataBack (http://www.runtime.org/gdb.htm) , works for me

[brotherdoobie]

It may also be a good way of lobotomizing yourself. :)

Actually, the best way of lobotomizing yourself is to stick the pen in a little above a tearduct, shove it in about four-five inches, and move it around a little in the center.

Use a gun...it's quick and easy.
We Americans love guns. :w00t:

Peace bd

[Dark Steno]

Guillaime, dont be a smaegol please.

[Guillaume]

Why? Doesn't he like poor smeagol, my precious?

[Guillaume]

It's a bit quiet in here, so I'll scream some more. :angry:

[Lilmiss]

I've had my Kalms today. :mellow:




/laughs at teh stoopid frenchman. :schnauz:

[Guillaume]

I've had my Kalms today. :mellow:


Pothead. http://img114.exs.cx/img114/882/tongue5sc.gif


got a few spare ones?

[Lilmiss]

Pots or heads?

I have plenty of pots in the kitchen, but only one head I'm afraid.


:P

[Guillaume]

Pots or heads?

How can you ask that question?

I would never dare to ask you to give me head. :blushing:


http://img103.exs.cx/img103/8082/coat6vm.gif

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy:


La putain de ta mére. :P

/runs.

[Guillaume]

Oi! Leave my mom out of this!


Edit: your mom's whore? What is it supposed to mean anyway?

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy:

Have you been hitting me with a mallet all night?
If I wake up mentally damaged tomorrow, I shall be very cross with you. :crying:


And I don't know, it's from your stoopid site (http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/French/Vocabulary/French-Uncensored.html).



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/thpokey.gif

[Guillaume]

And I don't know, it's from your stoopid site (http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/French/Vocabulary/French-Uncensored.html).

Ok, then you really deserve teh hammering. :devil:



Have you been hitting me with a mallet all night?
If I wake up mentally damaged tomorrow, I shall be very cross with you.
No you won't, 'cause you'll have an opportunity to call in sick. ;)

[Lilmiss]

you really deserve teh hammering.

:fear:


I can't call in sick because my Ma would know you've been smacking my brains in with a mallet. I don't think she'd be best chuffed with that kind of behaviour, and would probably hunt you down and tear your intestines out with a unwashed chopstick.

But, I will call in sick if you insist. :lookaroun

[Guillaume]

tear your intestines out with a unwashed chopstick.


I need to shed a few (dozen) pounds anyway. :D

[Lilmiss]

From where exactly? :blink:


Unless you're giving money away? :w00t:

[Guillaume]

Unless you're giving money away?

Never mention money around here it might attract you-know-who. :fear:

[Lilmiss]

Heh heh, you started it.

/looks in the corners just in case.




My head hurts, stop it! :angry:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Never mention money around here it might attract you-know-who. :fear:

Brian?

[Guillaume]

My head hurts, stop it! :angry:


'k. But from now on, remember I'll be able to retaliate any pokey-sticking. :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Brian?

:no: He who must not be named. :shutup: :blink:




Meh, wait till I invent a grass mower with a dislike to cocky french peoples. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/snooty.gif

[Guillaume]

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/6418/frenchman12xx.jpg

[Lilmiss]

Oh really? :mellow:


Damn you very dim, but reliable in war, smelly garlic crunching tadpoles. I shake my doormat in your general direction. Meh. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/snooty.gif

[Guillaume]

Trying to find something clever to retort and failing miserably.

So http://img111.exs.cx/img111/1324/plz2stfufeeltehlovethx3hz.gif.

[Lilmiss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/thpokey.gif



I've just found a huge bag of broken biscuits.
I dropped one in my tea, which isn't a good thing. :no:

[Ariel_001]

Try GetDataBack (http://www.runtime.org/gdb.htm) , works for me

Did you get your files back?

[Spicker]

Did you get your files back?
well if it worked...then DUH

[Guillaume]

Did you get your files back?

Nope. I'll have to start all over again.

[Gemby!]

:console: