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Barbarossa
03-23-2005, 04:17 PM
I'm a bit drunk.

I just told a work colleague she is "shop soiled"

She is a bit upset.

What do I do? :unsure:
Yogi
03-23-2005, 04:19 PM
Start with explaining to me what shop soiled is..............
manker
03-23-2005, 04:58 PM
You should have posted for insult advice.

Btw, why are you drunk in work at this hour :unsure:
HeavyMetalParkingLot
03-23-2005, 04:59 PM
Offer her a fiver for a hummer?
Barbarossa
03-23-2005, 05:16 PM
You should have posted for insult advice.

Btw, why are you drunk in work at this hour :unsure:

It's my mate's 30th birthday.

On sunday. :unsure:
Barbarossa
03-23-2005, 05:16 PM
Offer her a fiver for a hummer?

:lol:
manker
03-23-2005, 05:19 PM
It's my mate's 30th birthday.

On sunday. :unsure:Well, there we go. Tell her that your birthday mate told you to say it for a bet and that you only did it because it was his birthday.

She'll probably give you that hummer for free because all girls love a bloke that is loyal to their mates over and above what anyone else might think :unsure:
Guillaume
03-23-2005, 05:25 PM
all girls love a bloke that is loyal to their mates over and above what anyone else might think :unsure:


No they don't. It's a corollary of the 4th law of thermodynamics.


Girlfriend comes in, mates come out.


But you're probably using teh rod again.
manker
03-23-2005, 05:26 PM
:lol: :rolleyes:
{I}{K}{E}
03-23-2005, 05:43 PM
Start with explaining to me what shop soiled is..............



Slightly dirty, faded or spoiled from being used as a display in a shop.


:huh:
brotherdoobie
03-23-2005, 05:45 PM
:huh:
Sounds like me Mother...

Peace bd
manker
03-23-2005, 05:46 PM
Shop-soiled is how some blokes refer to a lady that's had a lot of partners.

Kinda the female equivilent of stud.
brotherdoobie
03-23-2005, 05:47 PM
Shop-soiled is how some blokes refer to a lady that's had a lot of partners.

Kinda the female equivilent of stud.

Again...sounds like me mother!

Peace bd
hobbes
03-24-2005, 12:00 AM
Shop-soiled is how some blokes refer to a lady that's had a lot of partners.

Kinda the female equivilent of stud.

In America, a man who has been with many ladies is a "stud", which is a compliment.

A woman who has been with many men, because that is very easy, is a slut/whore/douchebag, which is an extreme insult.

These are the double standards we keep.
lynx
03-24-2005, 12:03 AM
Tell her you are sorry, and not to worry, she will probably scrub up nicely. :shifty:
SideSwiped
03-24-2005, 12:16 AM
Now, depending upon ones job post, and who has senority, or a higher rank would determine whether a regular apology is required, or if you need to do some SERIUOS brown nosing. If your coworker is equal and apology will suffice, but, if she's your manager, then I suggest you start grovelling the moment you set foot in the office.
Peerzy
03-24-2005, 12:31 AM
Throw things at her, like fire and flowers, chicks love that shit.
j2k4
03-24-2005, 01:10 AM
I'm a bit drunk.

I just told a work colleague she is "shop soiled"

She is a bit upset.

What do I do? :unsure:

You might offer to give her a "shop rinse", or something.

Should be more pleasant than groveling; might even amount to an investment in future entertainment.

Unless she really is amongst the most furrowed, rutted and sown women on earth, in which case you've most probably understated her condition. :huh: