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Busyman
03-26-2005, 07:52 PM
Batteries Not Included

Void Where Prohibited

Some Assembly Required
Snee
03-26-2005, 07:52 PM
That does it.

I'm not paying for you. :dry:
DanB
03-26-2005, 07:53 PM
Crack Fucks Your Mind
enoughfakefiles
03-26-2005, 07:53 PM
Crack Fucks Your Mind

How much will it take though......... :shifty:
uNz[i]
03-26-2005, 07:56 PM
That does it.

I'm not paying for you. :dry:
Warrantee not implied
No returns
No refunds
Busyman
03-26-2005, 08:12 PM
']Warrantee not implied
No returns
No refunds
and

No Exchanges
brotherdoobie
03-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Limited warrantee.
No rainchecks.
Only certain varieties.

Peace bd
Busyman
03-26-2005, 09:43 PM
See Store For Details

All Sales Final
SideSwiped
03-26-2005, 09:46 PM
For Qualified Buyers
Not intended for consumption
For external use only
brotherdoobie
03-26-2005, 09:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/surgeon_warning_qtr3.gif

Peace bd
Busyman
03-26-2005, 10:05 PM
(Colors, Styles, Models) May Vary By Store

While Supplies Last
RPerry
03-26-2005, 10:08 PM
one size fits all
Busyman
03-26-2005, 10:10 PM
one size fits all
Damn...forgot that one...the most obvious. :(
enoughfakefiles
03-26-2005, 10:24 PM
No purchace necessary. :unsure:
bigboab
03-26-2005, 10:26 PM
No purchace necessary. :unsure:

No Purchase. :rolleyes:
enoughfakefiles
03-26-2005, 10:29 PM
No Purchase. :rolleyes:

Is that you manker. :lol:
bigboab
03-26-2005, 10:40 PM
Is that you manker. :lol:


No! Manker has gone tree hugging. :) Trying to stop them replacing ye old footpaths with tracks for horse drawn stagecoaches. :unsure:
Yogi
03-27-2005, 01:16 AM
Should i wrap it for you, miss.........................??? :shifty: :naughty:























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uNz[i]
03-27-2005, 05:33 AM
Actual contents may vary from the illustration on the box.
May contain traces of egg, nut or seed.
Judges decision is final.
No correspondence will be entered into.
Offer available for a limited time only.
Not available at all stores.
Packaging could be a suffocation hazard to small children.
Only suitable for ages over 8 years.
Busyman
03-27-2005, 05:39 AM
Prices Subject To Change Without Notice
Djtima
03-27-2005, 06:00 AM
each sold sepertely
batterys not included
*kids Voice* thats fantastic
bujub22
03-27-2005, 06:07 AM
rules only apply if you live

VT.N.Y.N.C.A.C.MEXICO.A.T...
Busyman
03-27-2005, 03:08 PM
Use At Your Own Risk
hobbes
03-27-2005, 06:32 PM
I made $40,000 in just 2 weeks with no money down!


















*These results are atypical
Busyman
03-27-2005, 06:36 PM
I made $40,000 in just 2 weeks with no money down!













*These results are atypical
Damn late night infomercials. :angry:
manker
03-27-2005, 10:22 PM
No! Manker has gone tree hugging. :) Trying to stop them replacing ye old footpaths with tracks for horse drawn stagecoaches. :unsure:Teh fook :blink:

I'm actually nursing a hangover and thinking about that made me strain too much.

I think something's broken now :(