Missing parent

[Gemby!]

My dad went Asda almost 3 hours ago, and Asda is only 10 mins away ..... You think I should be worried ?

wait, this means i get the house :01:

Party anyone ?

[DanB]

Sounds good, whatever way you look at it

[ziggyjuarez]

I'll be right there.Open the door for me.

[Gemby!]

Maybe he is getting loadsa food ! :01:

@ ziggy....how did you know where i live ? :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

My entire family is in Florida.

I have keys for their place. :naughty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Maybe he is getting loadsa food ! :01:

@ ziggy....how did you know where i live ? :ph34r:
IP adress :schnauz:

[Yogi]

Gem, you are shure it was asda where he was going???? :unsure:

[{I}{K}{E}]

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:ohmy:

[uNz[i]]

Did he say he was just popping down the shops for cigarettes?
Is he a non smoker?

If so, that's a big clue right there...

[bujub22]

:lol:beat me to it ike:lol:

[DanB]

My entire family is in Florida.

I have keys for their place. :naughty:

on my way :01:

[ziggyjuarez]

on my way :01:
i invited you to my house for cupcakes and you never came :dry:

[{I}{K}{E}]

i invited you to my house for cupcakes and you never came :dry:

cupcakes :drool:

[DanB]

i invited you to my house for cupcakes and you never came :dry:

I'm still waiting for my visa to come through :crying:

[Peerzy]

cupcakes :drool:


Contains no nuts/penuts. May contain traces of rat.

[bujub22]

cupcakes :drool:
its mo like this @ike

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/8238/likks0vp.gif

[Lilmiss]

I just ruined my last tea bag with some dodgy milk.

Gems, get your pa to go back out for some Tetley when he returns.

[{I}{K}{E}]

Contains no nuts/penuts. May contain traces of rat.

:nono:


Cupcakes I always buy dont contain rat

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@bujub22

:lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

its mo like this @ike


:naughty:

[Peerzy]

:nono:


Cupcakes I always buy dont contain rat


Sure... :ermm:

[bujub22]

:nono:


Cupcakes I always buy dont contain rat
there like bolgona u dont know what in it :sick:

[Gemby!]

My dad returned ! :01:

and with food :01:

[DanB]

Hooray!! :01:

[Gemby!]

But now he has gone back out ! :01:

My mum wants him to fix my room at her flat :rolleyes:

and before anyone asks - my mum is NOT there, so lets not go down that road :pinch:

[DanB]

:lol: well you did sort of ask for it

[Gemby!]

I know you lot have a filthy mind :naughty:

[DanB]

maybe ...

[ziggyjuarez]

My dad returned ! :01:

and with food :01:
honey?

[{I}{K}{E}]

honey?

Nuts?

[DanB]

honey?

You're calling her dad a honey? :huh:

[ziggyjuarez]

asking if she has got any honey <_<

[DanB]

For your hookers?

[Gemby!]

honey?

My dad, im sure, is deeply flattered with your proposition, but says no thanks :wacko:

[ziggyjuarez]

For your hookers?
Yes.they are hungry. :naughty:

[DanB]

Yes.they are hungry. :naughty:

Not for you to smother in them then :shifty:

[enoughfakefiles]

My dad returned ! :01:

and with food :01:

May be it took a little longer than expected to catch it. :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

My dad went a + e today :(

he got a bad knee :(

[manker]

My dad went a + e today :(

he got a bad knee :(That is bad luck :(

Normally they fix broken stuff there.

[enoughfakefiles]

That is bad luck :(

Normally they fix broken stuff there.

They say you always come out of hospital with more than you went in with. :dry:

Get well soon gemby`s dad. :01:

[Gemby!]

That is bad luck :(

Normally they fix broken stuff there.

That's the NHS for ya :rolleyes:

[DanB]

is he alright?

[Gemby!]

Yeh, he justs walks funny :P

[DanB]

Yeh, he justs walks funny :P

Something to entertain you no doubt :lol:

[Gemby!]

yeh, he is like a penguin now :P