Long questionairre for me to get to know YOU!

[Gemby!]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Gemma .... my parents were too lazy to give me any other names

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

About to start reading Enduring Love by Ian McEwan again for english lit.

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Indie stuff and rock, with a little bit of random stuff too

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Hate. Where is the love everyone ?

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Usually, 'Got to pee' or 'Got to pee real bad'

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

Usually 3, unless im not near the phone

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Friends, family, and above all else me !

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Drums !!! By far the coolest instrument EVER!

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

No, i dont like the thought of crashing to my death :mellow:

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

I'm not sexually attracted to animals, especially not the stuffed ones. I do use a huge dog toy as a pillow though

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

*wishful thinking* BMW, however if im realistic it will be a ford

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

I wish I could go back, all the way back to when i was little, and see if i really was a nightmare child...which I wasn't :shifty:

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

I don't drink

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Me, no you, wait I don't have a car

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

yes, i consider the stem part of the brocolli itself.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

journalist for some newspaper. preferably short articles, that way i have a lot of free time to sleep !

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Nope *cries*

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

At the moment its empty, but later I will refil that glass !!! :01:

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

WELL, i got some boxes full of books, some stuffed toys, work from college, art stuff, mini civilisation, and my hairbrush which fell down there earlier.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

1...that makes me sound lonely... i will change it to 101

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

In Italy, near my grandparents

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Stripey tops :w00t:

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Mountains

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

I would like to say art, but I need technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Horror, but it scares me, so comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

:naughty: eyebrow/s !

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Morning

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

At home in my room is my comfort zone, so I guess there but i like other places.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

Usually 7am but seeing as it holidays 7.03am

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Guess not

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Spring - not too hot and not too cold, and everything seems pretty. :blushing:

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Stretch ! That way the fridge is easier to reach :01:

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

I want one ....but don't have one

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday, and not because it is when the weekend begins, i just like it

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Pasta, but especially gnocci with tomato sauce that my gran cooks GREAT !

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yep a beautiful goldfish which is kinda weird looking but at least this time it has normal sized eyes.

[Gemby!]

Holy shit that was longer than I thought :P

Sorry :(

[manker]

:unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

i will do it later.Gotta play some Gb

[Gemby!]

at least you get to know me :D

*gets coat*

[TheDave]

how bored can you get?

[Gemby!]

Bored enough to do that quiz ! :01:

[Smith]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Andrew "Duggie" Smith

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

The back of the ketchup bottle..

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Rock, Alternative, bits of rap

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Being alone

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"I need a friggin shower"

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

However many it rings before i get to it :D

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Friends and family

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Guitar or mabye drums.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Yes, your not going fast enuff if your not scared yet.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

back when i was younger i had a stuffed dog named Buster :schnauz:

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

Dont have one yet :P

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

Past is past, whats done is done, and couldnt have been done anyother way.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

baileys irish cream

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Me, no you, wait I don't have a car

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

If i had a car there would probally be something illegal in it...

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Lottery winner, or some type of computer guy

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Once

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Half full

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

My brief case, it has a combo on it so i keep my stuff thats worth somehing to me, or in value in it

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

13 :devil:

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Somewhere warm, like maimi

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

My trucker hat, or my john deere t-shirt

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

City

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

A mix

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy! Im a comedic guy :lol:

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Eyes, then ass :w00t:

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

At my friends house

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

7:30 for school( bus comes at 8) or 12am-1pm on weekends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Yup

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Summer

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

The ability to fly

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

No, but when i get old enuff im getting a superman one

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday- Partee

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Pasta by far

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yup, an English Bull Terrier named daisy, shes kida dopey but shes cool.

Wow that was long, thanks alot you distracted me from my history essay :pinch:

[100%]

after an indepth phsychological analysis
the result is
your doing better than some other people here
congrats you will live

[ziggyjuarez]

how bored can you get?
very :w00t:
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[Gemby!]

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Me, no you, wait I don't have a car

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

If i had a car there would probally be something illegal in it...

Is brocolli illegal ?

[Gemby!]

Ziggy - that macdonalds game rules !!

I have the real game ! :01:

[DanB]

Good questionnaire but I have to go to bed :P

[TheDave]

my name is so long; if you try to say it you die

[ziggyjuarez]

Ziggy - that macdonalds game rules !!

I have the real game ! :01:
so who really kills him?

[Gripper]

Graham
Tenth man down byChris Ryan
Country
Boredom
Is it morning again?..Coffee
Don't answer if i can
My kids
Digerdoo
Can't drive
No i prefer inflatables
DB7 in my dreams
Jesus(Ihave some questions he may be aable to answer)
Beer
NA
I eat everyting
Author
YES ...still am
some days full mostly empty
The Boogey man
3
New Zealand
String vests
Mountains
Tech
horror
legs
night
xanadu
when the kids wake up
yes
spring
regeneration
Pentacle and hearts
Saturday
Fillet steak
no pets

[Gemby!]

@ ziggy -Meh, it wasn't good enough to complete :ermm:

[ziggyjuarez]

@ ziggy -Meh, it wasn't good enough to complete :ermm:
aleast you dont have to do it in japanese :(

[Gemby!]

:lol:

Well tell me who does anyway :P

[Arm]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Armus Lee Aran

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

This topic.

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Various forms of heavy metal/classic rock

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Emptyness. :cry:

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Gotta whack it and gotta pee. :lookaroun

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

Since I rarely(by rarely I mean never) get calls, I rarely answer the phone.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

The hell if I know. This life things hard for me.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Guitar. Maybe I can be a pretenctious jerkoff virtuoso like Steve Vai and make shitty, pretenctious music.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

The idea of dying sounds good, but since I dont really drive, not really.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

No...................

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

The kiddle battery operated jeep. Quieter than the lawnmower.

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

One of my friends at Epworth and give him my contact info.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

I'm not very fond of alcohol. Maybe Vodka since it's just straight alcohol and no other additives to make it taste worse. Well except water.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Hopefully a dirt bike.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

I dont touch broccoli with a 10 foot pole.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Rock musician or chemist. Preferably clandestine chemist.

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Possibly. All hints of love for me end in tragedy. Well nobody every died on me but I havent had any successful relationships.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Half empty! :01:

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

The floor.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

How can one have a favorite number?

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

The hell if I know

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

My trenchcoat which I wore heavivly before getting kicked out of school. :shifty:

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Mountains :01:

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Both. But not too much of either. :angry:

COMEDY OR HORROR?

they both suck 99% of the time.

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Their ass.

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Dusk

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

The k-hole. Not that ive ever been there but it sounds nice.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

Variable.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Were gonna have to wait until I visit the k-hole or have a near-death-experience to decide.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Fall

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

To be able to manipulate people either with mind control or with extreme pain. :devil:

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Tatoos are gay.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

They all suck

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Fast food. I know it's not good for me but I dont give a shit.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

I myself have no pets but my dad and brother do.

[BoB!1!]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Sean

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Shrike - Joe Donnelly

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Indie stuff and rock, with a little bit of random stuff too (me too)

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

being kicked in the balls.... (your vision goes, you can't hear, you get cramp and stomach ache and it last for about 7 years!)

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

got to get more sleep/ i need to masturbate

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

as soon as it rings, unless im not near the phone

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

me, my mates and my girl friend

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

lecy guitar (but i'm to lazy)

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

yes, i like the thought of crashing to my death

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

no. :blink:

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

dont have a car and aren't that interested in getting one but if i got one, it would be a new peugot 206.

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

i wish i'd got to no my girl friend earlier on in life :)

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

coctails > pints from bars (not bottled or canned) > shots > alchopops >spirits (i hate wine)

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

don't have a car

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

yes

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

media journalist for a games magazine!

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

yes

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

it depends if your filling it or taking away from it... duh!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

nothing i just cleaned underneath it... but before there where condom rappers, pot noodle tubs, pizza boxes, clothes, wristbands, trainers, hats, ties, socks, cups, disks. etc.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

5

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

dont really care as long as it's detached and in a quite enough srea so i could have partys and walk around naked without worrying about having to beat up chav's

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

my 1.5 year old fcuk jeans... when i bought them they where full jeans, now they have rips and holes and stuff everywhere! and it's all natural ware. other than that probably my black flat cap.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

city

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

ass

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

mid-day to night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

At home in my room

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

6:30am on school day's. and between 11:00am and 3:00pm on day's off.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

nope

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

summer, i hate the cold and the heat gives me energy :01:

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

time stop!

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

no, i dont want to pay someone to disfiguire my body with a needle and ink!?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saterday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

i like just about everything...

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

yea a dog, a black mut. he's is my lower down the phillogenetic scale brother, he rocks!

[TheDave]

fcuk is frowned upon here :snooty:

just because they were cool 2 years ago doesn't mean wearing them for 2 years is cool. ask manker :bitch:

[BoB!1!]

oi! slag whore... i didn't say my jeans where cool cause they where fcuk, they're cool cause they're all ripped and torn and have developed character. probably more character than you. ;) and y is it frowned upon here?

[Gemby!]

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Indie stuff and rock, with a little bit of random stuff too (me too)

As a no0b you have impressed me ! :01:

fcuk frowned upon ???

fcuk that ! :rolleyes:

[Gripper]

I get mine from tescos or the man on the market 2 for a tenner :rolleyes:

[manker]

other than that probably my black flat cap. :lol: :D

Pity the questionaire didn't mention pigeons too, eh ;)

[RPerry]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Robert

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Reading this questionaire :blink:

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Metal, Classic Rock

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

the feeling that you haven't accomplished anything

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Time to go home ( I work @ Night :huh: )

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

UI don't answer the phone

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

My sweetheart, My parents, My job

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Keyboard

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

yes, much faster than I should

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

no

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Yugo ( :sick: )

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

My mother, who passed away when I was 4

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

LI Icedteas

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Tools, extra coolant, oil, a sweater, and a road atlas

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

no

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

professinal baseball player

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

a few times

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
half full

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

nothing, ( maybe some dust)

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

21

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Puerto Rico

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

my sweatpants


BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Eyes, they are the windows to you heart

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

bedtime ( then sex time )

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

My fathers house

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

7ish ( when Im not working)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

yes

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Spring

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

never really wanted any

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

yes, my old nickname on my right shoulder

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday


WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

steak and fries

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

yes, we have 6 dogs. 4 Great Danes, a Beagle, and a mutt

[TheDave]

oi! slag whore... i didn't say my jeans where cool cause they where fcuk, they're cool cause they're all ripped and torn and have developed character. probably more character than you. ;) and y is it frowned upon here?
character? they think they're good but i think they're full of shit :01:

[BoB!1!]

Dave... are you trying to start an argument with are pair of jeans?... they will not lower themselves to you're level, i'm sorry go and pick on you're own clothes. :)

[TheDave]

refusing to lower themselves is the problem :sick:

[BoB!1!]

are you saying that me not lowering my trousers is a bad thing? if you want to service me just ask, you know i love you... :blushing: :lol:

[TheDave]

:ohmy: i mean :shutup:

[tesco]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Ross

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
nothing...we have to read hamlet in school soon though. :angry:

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Classic Rock, Rock, Etc. (no rap! :x)

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

dunno

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"Shit it's cold"

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

I wait 5 to see if anyone else is answering then i run to a room with a phone (mine broked)

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Computer.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Guitar.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

I dont drive yet but when i do i'm sure i will want to go fast. :01:

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

no.

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

None yet. :crying:

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

dunno.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Gin wiht 7up.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

dont have one!!!

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

sometimes.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

electrician.

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

no.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

depends if it's filling up or emptying. if it is getting filled i'd say half full, if it was being emptied i'd say half empty. :01:

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

dust.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

dont got a favorite number. :crying:

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

near my current house.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

tshirt. :blink:

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

beach. :naughty:

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

tech :01:

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

:naughty:

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Dont care

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

7:50am

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

NO!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

summer - no school!

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

dunno

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

no.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

saturday...sleep in late AND stay up late. :)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

pizza or pasta.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

yes a dog and my sister has a fish and a hamster and a rabbit and we used to have a bird but it died. :crying:
oh and i used to have a crayfish a long time ago and even longer ago we had goldfishies. :crying:

[Guillaume]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Guillaume

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
Time's eye (Arthur C Clarke)

FAVOURITE MUSIC?
Metal

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?



FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Feck! Morning already?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

I never answer the phone, I filter my calls through the answering machine and call back whoever I deem worth.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Friends, family, and above all else me !

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

The violin.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

No, I never drive, I don't even have a licence.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No.

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

I don't have one. Probably never will.

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

All my loved ones who have departed.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Schlenkerla Rauchbier

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

I don't have a car, I already told you. Don't you ever listen?

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

Don't ever mention broccoli again.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Librarian or rich lazy mofo.

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yep.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Half full.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Dust.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
that is a stupid question, sorry.

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Lost in the woods.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Army boots.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Mountains

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Do I really need to choose?

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Arse.

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Sundown.

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

In bed.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

10.45am


DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

No.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Winter.

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Freeze time.

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
No.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Pasta alla carbonara.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?
Yes. An obese and senile dog.

[ziggyjuarez]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

ziggyjuarez

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

I dont like to read

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

rock,rap,hip-hop,techno,dance,spanish

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

when i gotta poop

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

what pr0n am i gonna dL next

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

no one calls me :- (

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

geting through it

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

harp

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

dont drive

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

no

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

no car yet

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

jesus

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

I don't drink

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

I don't have a car

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

no

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Atf agent :ph34r:

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

nope :crying:

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

OLD

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Well my bed is on the floor because im poor

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

13?
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

japan

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

bra

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Mountains

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Horror

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

boobies

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

At home

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

when i feel like it

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

No

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

summer.all the girls wear good stuff :naughty:

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

to never be hurt

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

no
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

shripcalktail

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

no,they all be dead

[Lilmiss]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
Lilmiss, missie, or Ms. Miss, tankyou please

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
Still, Wee Free Men.
I like to read a chapter or so of Tao of Pooh when I really hate the world

FAVOURITE MUSIC?
Anything that isn't prepackaged and force feed to me

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Acid with high strength pain killers is a pretty fecked up feeling

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
Fags, lighter, tea, shite I'm late

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Quite a few, I sometimes don't answer because I like my ring tone too much

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Music....and ho har. :01:

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My ickle black guitar, but it hurts my fingers

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Oh yeah, but the car doesn't

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Several. Always with Flossie me wabbit and Shaun the hotwater bottle

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Ford Orion Ghia, 1.6.

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
My aunty everyone says I look like, who died babysitting me
Spooky.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Anything that does the job, though Vodka if you're asking? :w00t:

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Dead people, oh and a pair of mud encrusted DC trainers

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
I don't broccoli full stop, too boring
Maybe if it was pink

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wanna be a jobless bum, or own a huge vinyl shop that no one visited

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
(yeah, too many times to count.)
No, it's all about the ho har

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Neither at the moment

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Old dairies, letters, dead people, pj's, cd's and tapes, and stuff you shouldn't know about.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
heh, heh, heh, heh. What was the question?

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
On the moon

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Dungaree's and vests

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
A beach full of pebbles

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
Technowhat? Art, I guess

COMEDY OR HORROR?
All horrors are comedies. Bah.

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
All but the mouth and vocal chords

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
Around 2am, s'pose

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Slap bang in the middle of a mosh pit

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I don't wake till it gets dark out there

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
Oooooh yes, and you are all so damned to my hellnation

WHAT Is YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Autumn, so colourful in a deathly sort of way

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The flame finger from Britsh Gas adverts

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
Lots, and lots and more to come

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
I hate days

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
Cheese n trees, preferably not burnt

DO YOU HAVE PETS?
A few lazy spiders and one fat stoned fly

[manker]

This thread has made me want to smoke marijuana so I don't have to think about the answers I've just read.

:crying:

[TheDave]

if it helps. i'm only checking here for one liners

[manker]

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The flame finger from Britsh Gas advertsTho' that cheered me up :lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

no

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

"WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?"

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Dir en grey, mostly heavy stuff but I also enjoy Suzanne Vega and The Eels.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Disappointment or embarrassment.

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"ow...".

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

preferably none

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Fun.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Violin.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Maybe if I could.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

About 30 of them, not sexually of course.

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

:does not compute:

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

Hide.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Champagne.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

You don't want to know.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

It's the only part I do.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Animator, manga artist or a normal artist.

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

I don't think so, I've had some really strong crushes, though.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Depends on the glass.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Don't know, I'm too scared to look.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

15698745823654125487956684521548796321002200025610265462102558894

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

The middle of the ocean.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Socks, I wrote a poem about them.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Mountains.

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Art.

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Horror, love a good scare.

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Eyes, maybe lips...? What ever makes them look feminine in an Interesting and exotic way. :w00t:

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night.

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Alone.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

I don't wake up in the morning.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Sure, why not.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

I love them all.

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Telekinesis.

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

If I had one? A tiny withered flower or a heart.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saturday.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Chocolate.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

2 cats and a slow worm but I want a corn snake that I can call Corn Snack.

[ziggyjuarez]

I made this.answer yes or no....
1.Do you like korn: yes
2.Do you like corn: yes
3.Do you take pills: yes
4.Do you like coco-cola: yes
5.Do you know me: no
6.Do you have a dog: no
7.Do you have a cat: no
8.Do you have a 100$ bill: no
9.Do you smell: yes
10.Do you like to take showers: yes
11.Do you know john: no
12.Do you hate gay people: no
13.Do you have a gun: no
14.Can you do a back flip: no
15.Can you make cookies: yes
16.Can you speak: yes
17.Can you make money fast:no
18.Can you sell stuff easy: no
19.Can you make love all night long: yes
20.Can you jump high:no
21.Can you run fast: no
22.Can you smoke: yes
23.Can you hack: no
24.Can you drink all night: no
25.Can you Sleep all day: no
26.Can you type real fast: no
27.Are you a female: no
28.Are you a lesbian: yes
29.Are you a goth: no
30.Are you gangsta: no
31.Are you a communist: no
32.Are you a nazi: no
33.Are you in high school: no
34.Are you rich: no
35.Are you poor: yes
36.Are you happy: no
37.are you sad: yes
38.Are you gay: no
39.Are you haveing fun: no
40.Are you my friend: no
41.Will you ever sell your house: yes
42.Will you make me some food: no
43.Will you take some pills if i gave them to you: no
44.Will you ever fly: no
45.Will you help me: yes
46.Will you finish school: no
47.Will you ever love someone: yes
48.Will you make shrimp ever in your life: yes
49.Will you stop doing this questionair: no
50.Will you ever be done with this Questionair: yes

[Lilmiss]

Aha!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaalan.jpg







someone had to do it. :ermm:

[ziggyjuarez]

Only a matter of time

[TheDave]

Aha!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaalan.jpg




someone had to do it. :ermm:




no they didn't :crying:

[bujub22]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

im rick james bitch!!

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?


im rick james bitch!!

FAVOURITE MUSIC?


im rick james bitch!!

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

cocaine a hell of a drug!

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING


im rick james bitch!!

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

i answer the phone when i feel like it and then i answer..im rick james bitch!!

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

my unity ring !
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

bong!

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

yeah!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

what!!!
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

limo

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

charlie murphy
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

bannana conyac bitch!

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

i dont like prison parties

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

i smoke it!.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
champion pie eater
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?


im rick james bitch!!
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

wish u fill my class bitch!
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

waffles :naughty:

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

22

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

right on halle berry ass so i can go in and out the back door all i want!! :naughty:
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?


im rick james bitch!!
BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

street corner

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

techno baby its good when im high!
COMEDY OR HORROR?

porn

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
breastass's

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

when im drunk

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

in a weed feild
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

when the drugs wear off

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

:devil:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

winter cuz it reminds me of a coke party

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?


im rick james bitch!!

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

a truoser snake!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

anyday im high

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

eat! who needs to eat pass me a drink bitch!

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

my wife

[MediaSlayer]

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

I'm not sexually attracted to animals, especially not the stuffed ones.


You just haven't met the right one yet!

[tesco]

I made this.answer yes or no....
1.Do you like korn: no
2.Do you like corn: yes
3.Do you take pills: yes
4.Do you like coco-cola: yes
5.Do you know me: no
6.Do you have a dog: yes
7.Do you have a cat: no
8.Do you have a 100$ bill: yes
9.Do you smell: no
10.Do you like to take showers: yes
11.Do you know john: yes
12.Do you hate gay people: no
13.Do you have a gun: no
14.Can you do a back flip: no
15.Can you make cookies: yes
16.Can you speak: yes
17.Can you make money fast: no
18.Can you sell stuff easy: no
19.Can you make love all night long: yes
20.Can you jump high:no
21.Can you run fast: no
22.Can you smoke: yes
23.Can you hack: no
24.Can you drink all night: no
25.Can you Sleep all day: no
26.Can you type real fast: yes
27.Are you a female: no
28.Are you a lesbian: no :huh:
29.Are you a goth: no
30.Are you gangsta: no
31.Are you a communist: no
32.Are you a nazi: no
33.Are you in high school: yes
34.Are you rich: no
35.Are you poor: no
36.Are you happy: yes
37.are you sad: no
38.Are you gay: no
39.Are you haveing fun: no
40.Are you my friend: no
41.Will you ever sell your house: yes
42.Will you make me some food: no
43.Will you take some pills if i gave them to you: yes
44.Will you ever fly: yes
45.Will you help me: no
46.Will you finish school: yes
47.Will you ever love someone: yes
48.Will you make shrimp ever in your life: no
49.Will you stop doing this questionair: no
50.Will you ever be done with this Questionair: no :shifty:

[bujub22]

yes and no to all of rossco's q-a's :lol:

[Busyman]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Can't give it due because I have been on TV among other obligations.

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

This thread and uh..my on screen cable guide.

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

R&B...but in that mainly fuck music.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Extreme nausea due to drinking to the point of ulcer.

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Burying my johnson in wet nappy dugout.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

3

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

My girlriend's daughter which I'm claimin'.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Already play drums, trumpet, piano, and a little clarinet. The next would be guitar...lead and bass. (I'm learnin' it now off DVDs)

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Absolutely!!! I actually don't like driving and like to get where I'm goin' immediately. Hell I take the subway to work.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

NO

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

Mercury Sable

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

My friend that died on the basketball court recently. I'd tell, no make him, go to the doctor.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Apple Martini (with Dekuyper's Apple Pucker). It tastes verrrrry good and I can get totally fucked up.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Spare tire, baseball bat, car wash supplies, jack, tire shine, 2 15-clips of bullets

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

yes, i consider the stem part of the brocolli itself.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Movie director/screenwriter

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes. Had several fiancees.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Huh?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

A sword (sheathed), slippers, 2 rolling drawers

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

Don't have "one".

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Texas. No hurricane problems, always warm, no earthquakes....

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Don't have one. I like wearing 3-piece suits. My current job is all jeans so I wear suits sparingly now (a closet of them going to waste for the most part).

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

City....or close to it. I like the night life of the city.

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Art made better by technology.

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Ass

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

11 am

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Upscale clubs even though I don't go often anymore.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

6am

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Yes

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Summer

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

That I can't be harmed.

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Can't say what but it's on my chest.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saturday. No work, can sleep late, stay up late.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Pollo Rosa Maria from Carrabba's Italian Grill

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

No

[brotherdoobie]

You just haven't met the right one yet!

haha ,,,righ,,show you waht you know'

[manker]

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Apple Martini (with Dekuyper's Apple Pucker). It tastes verrrrry good and I can get totally fucked up.Who said Americans are pussies when it comes to having a drink.


-- I know I've picked up on this before but it makes me laugh when I see 'Apple Martini with Apple Pucker' written endearingly by a guy :D

[brotherdoobie]

Who said Americans are pussies when it comes to having a drink.


-- I know I've picked up on this before but it makes me laugh when I see 'Apple Martini with Apple Pucker' written endearingly by a guy :D

i can tel uoy oi fdidnt drink one giod damn puusy ass puckershilleytemplesunsert
orgasmpinlnipple.. but i duid drimk .liitle berr,bushmills wihskey xanax grasshash
bithday bithvin bash.

pece bv/

[Yogi]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Yogi Rijer de Goyer

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Morning Paper: De Volkskrant of saturday.

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Locatelli, Underworld, Albinoni, Faithless, Chopin, Tom Waits, SGP, etc.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Being utterly depressed for no apparent reason.


FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Fre??? :rolleyes:

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

I never answer the phone, I filter my calls through the answering machine and call back whoever I deem worth.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Fre, Friends, family, and above all else me !

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I play piano and keyboards. When i do it really slow, i'm really good!!

(Hallelujah Cubase and Logic....)

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Yes, esp with the new car we have.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

No, i sleep with real animals.

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

Fiat 125

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

My mum and dad.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Southern Comfort, though i probably never will taste it again.....

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Carrots, appleas, pears, horsefood and motoroil.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

Don't ever mention broccoli again.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Job???? :blink:

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Doh.....

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Depends on what's in it.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Gardenchairpillows.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

that is a stupid question, sorry.

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Lost in the woods.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

My turkish wide hippytrousers with airco.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Mountains

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Do I really need to choose?

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Arse and mouth.

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

24 hours.

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

In bed.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

10.45am


DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

No.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Summer

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Invisibility

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Hummingbird

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saturday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Taco's and bbq'd ribeye.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

:lol: :lol: :lol:


*Thanks to Guillaume for many answers.

[cpt_azad]

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

:naughty: eyebrow/s !



:lol:

[Guillaume]

*Thanks to Guillaume for many answers.

That'll be 1.5 $ for each answer and for each day you'll leave this post unedited.
Thanks.

[Yogi]

That'll be 1.5 $ for each answer and for each day you'll leave this post unedited.
Thanks.


Since i'm a lazy rich mofo, just gimme your paypal-account and i'll

contemplate........... :P *


*While taking my aftyernoon-nap..........

[BoB!1!]

hey yogi. why will you never taste southern comfort ever again?

[Busyman]

Who said Americans are pussies when it comes to having a drink.


-- I know I've picked up on this before but it makes me laugh when I see 'Apple Martini with Apple Pucker' written endearingly by a guy :D
Let's face it..alcohol tastes like shit. I have been known to drink straight vodka or gin to get fucked up.

Pucker is the closest to drinking candy...and yet still get blitzed.

Anyone notice we Americans don't really talk about "Europeans" but everyone else loves to jab us "Americans". Weird.

Why can't it be just weird that a fella is mentioning Apple Pucker.

[Gemby!]

You just haven't met the right one yet!

Know anyone ? :naughty: :frusty: *bad and evil and sick joke*

[Gemby!]

1.Do you like korn: no
2.Do you like corn: yes
3.Do you take pills: yes :dry:
4.Do you like coco-cola: no
5.Do you know me: no *no offense*
6.Do you have a dog: no
7.Do you have a cat: no
8.Do you have a 100$ bill: umm no
9.Do you smell: yes
10.Do you like to take showers: yes
11.Do you know john: no
12.Do you hate gay people: no
13.Do you have a gun: no
14.Can you do a back flip: no
15.Can you make cookies: yes
16.Can you speak: yes
17.Can you make money fast: yes
18.Can you sell stuff easy: no
19.Can you make love all night long: I dont know :blushing:
20.Can you jump high:no
21.Can you run fast: no
22.Can you smoke: yes, but no
23.Can you hack: no
24.Can you drink all night: no
25.Can you Sleep all day: yes
26.Can you type real fast: yes
27.Are you a female: yes
28.Are you a lesbian: some would say ... :ermm: but no
29.Are you a goth: no
30.Are you gangsta: no
31.Are you a communist: no :ph34r:
32.Are you a nazi: no
33.Are you in high school: no
34.Are you rich: no
35.Are you poor: no
36.Are you happy: no
37.are you sad: no
38.Are you gay: no
39.Are you having fun: no
40.Are you my friend: no
41.Will you ever sell your house: no
42.Will you make me some food: no
43.Will you take some pills if i gave them to you: no
44.Will you ever fly: yes :01:
45.Will you help me: yes
46.Will you finish school: yes
47.Will you ever love someone: yes
48.Will you make shrimp ever in your life: no
49.Will you stop doing this questionairre: yes
50.Will you ever be done with this Questionair: yes

[manker]

Let's face it..alcohol tastes like shit. I have been known to drink straight vodka or gin to get fucked up.

Pucker is the closest to drinking candy...and yet still get blitzed.

Anyone notice we Americans don't really talk about "Europeans" but everyone else loves to jab us "Americans". Weird.

Why can't it be just weird that a fella is mentioning Apple Pucker.Beer and Southern comfort tastes gorgeous. If I ever saw a guy asking for Apple Pucker Martini at the bar, I'd just laugh - I'm sure I'm not alone on my little island in this way of thinking. For example, I mentioned Babycham about 3 months ago and I'm still getting shit for it :dry:

So you see, I'm not taking the mick 'cause you're American, I'm doing it 'cause you drink Apple Pucker Martini, you just happen to be American.

As to why Americans don't mention Europeans much, ya do. The teeth thing stands out and you, personally, infer that we're internationally insignificant a fair bit.

In the main tho' Americans don't take the piss as much as we do since most of you are trying to emulate us, aspiring to being European if you like. Probably something to do with the culture, I guess :unsure:

[Yogi]

hey yogi. why will you never taste southern comfort ever again?

Because i don't drink. :01:

For good reasons....... ;)



Yogi

[Gemby!]

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?


im rick james bitch!!

I feel like i know you a bit too well now :blink:

[Busyman]

Beer and Southern comfort tastes gorgeous. If I ever saw a guy asking for Apple Pucker Martini at the bar, I'd just laugh - I'm sure I'm not alone on my little island in this way of thinking. For example, I mentioned Babycham about 3 months ago and I'm still getting shit for it :dry:

So you see, I'm not taking the mick 'cause you're American, I'm doing it 'cause you drink Apple Pucker Martini, you just happen to be American.

As to why Americans don't mention Europeans much, ya do. The teeth thing stands out and you, personally, infer that we're internationally insignificant a fair bit.

In the main tho' Americans don't take the piss as much as we do since most of you are trying to emulate us, aspiring to being European if you like. Probably something to do with the culture, I guess :unsure:
Well stanker, I must agree with you on the Apple Martini thingie...we don't ask for Pucker..just for the Martini. It ain't all I drink. You

As to the American doohicky, it's common on this board and in that regard you are chaff. You making an American insult versus a personal one as a laugh shouldn't be surprising. The first time I heard the teeth reference was on Austin Powers.

I don't know about this insignificant stuff reference nor us aspiring to be European. You gotta be shittin' me.

Sunds like mike bulave. :dry:

Sometimes folks that make unprovoked efforts to talk about another's nationality or reference it have got things backward in the aspiring-to-be-who department.

[Snee]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Meh, you know it.

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Robert Jordan's Crossroads of Twilight

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Got no particular favourite, but what i can tell you is that I generally don't like rap and r&b, or folk-music.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Whatever that feeling is you get when you realise you've been procrastinating for too long.

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"I'm going back to sleep"

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

Depends on how close to it I am.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Not figured that out yet.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

All of them.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Yep.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

nope

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

-79 VW Passat

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

People that died before I could say good-bye.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Vovdka

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

I had a spare tyre in there, don't have a car any more tho'.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

Sure

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Billionaire

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Not really

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Depends on my mood, but it's usually half-empty.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Dust-bunnies

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

Pi

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Not sure

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Right now it's a jacket I bought in germany.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Humorous horror

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Can't choose just one.

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

In bed

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

I don't wake up in the morning if I can avoid it.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Maybe

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Summer

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Immortality

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

Don't have one.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Friday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Can't choose just one.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yeah. Dogs, rabbits, a bird and a terrarium full of stick-insects.

[Mr. Mulder]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

rob bush

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

nothing at the moment

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

anything by no doubt :blushing:

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

when you need to be sick but can't throw up

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

ouch :crying:

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

as many as it takes

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

not sure :unsure:

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

piano, maybe? :unsure:

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

no, not really

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

no

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

haven't exactly owned one, don't really want to atm :unsure:

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

no one, there's no unfinished business

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

red bull and vodka/guinness/grolsh/blue wkd/anything really

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

nothing

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

i prefer it to the other part

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

tester of dvd's, blow jobs, games and computers

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

yes

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

hal empty

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

weights, shoes, a bag, dust,

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

3

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

on a beach

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

coat or buttoned shirt

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

neither

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

hips

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night/early morning

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

at the computer, in my chair

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

if there's no college, about 10, if there's college, about 10

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

no

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

winter

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

uber leet mind contol

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

no

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

what day is it?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

anthing the g/f's cooked

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

a dog called abby

[Lilmiss]

1.Do you like korn: the band? I quite like Munky :wub:
2.Do you like corn: no, corn is for hillbillies and mice
3.Do you take pills: no :lookaroun
4.Do you like coco-cola: yup, especially when bubbles go up my dose
5.Do you know me: sorry, who am I quoting again?
6.Do you have a dog: I ate him
7.Do you have a cat: she went away
8.Do you have a 100$ bill: no, but I have a bottle for 50 cent. heh heh :lol:
9.Do you smell: yes, dreadfully
10.Do you like to take showers: yes
11.Do you know john: a know a few Johns, all shady characters
12.Do you hate gay people: yes, they steal my clothes
13.Do you have a gun: no, but I have a lazer
14.Can you do a back flip: I can do a rolly polly, backwards too
15.Can you make cookies: only if theres enough hash
16.Can you speak: sometimes too much
17.Can you make money fast: not since I was out pimping Goddesss
18.Can you sell stuff easy: see above
19.Can you make love all night long: damn right, and all morning too
20.Can you jump high: no
21.Can you run fast: no
22.Can you smoke: not at work
23.Can you hack: if I smoke enough
24.Can you drink all night: uh huh
25.Can you Sleep all day: yup
26.Can you type real fast: yes, but no makes sense I do when
27.Are you a female: nope, I'm el beetch
28.Are you a lesbian: everyone is a lesbian in hiding, or hiding a lesbian :naughty:
29.Are you a goth: no
30.Are you gangsta: no
31.Are you a communist: no :
32.Are you a nazi: no
33.Are you in high school: no
34.Are you rich: life isn't about money, it's about ho har
35.Are you poor: yes :unsure:
36.Are you happy: no
37.are you sad: no, but distressed about my loose of smokeables
38.Are you gay: who me, darhling?
39.Are you having fun: no, I kicked the puter earlie, it still hurts. apparently
40.Are you my friend: s'pose, if the pay is good
41.Will you ever sell your house: yup, you buying?
42.Will you make me some food: of course, cheese and trees? :naughty:
43.Will you take some pills if i gave them to you: sure, you got?
44.Will you ever fly: yes, I spend a lot of time in the clouds
45.Will you help me: no, stfu
46.Will you finish school: again?
47.Will you ever love someone: maybe, if I can ever get over my wonderful self
48.Will you make shrimp ever in your life: lets hope not
49.Will you stop doing this questionairre: yes, right now
50.Will you ever be done with this Questionair:

[hobbes]

I used to drink Jack Daniels Whiskey straight to achieve the desired effects. I tried Busyman's recommendation of Vodka and Apple Schnapps as a trial.

Bottom line: same results, enjoyable drinking experience with the latter, I am a total convert.

[Samurai]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?

Glen...

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

Nothing. Have to start getting back to reading books sometime

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

I like pretty much anything to be honest.I love Michelle Branch though.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Knowing that you're going to die :(

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

"What time is it?"

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

My mobile doesn't ring in a sense as I have my own theme, but prob around 10 seconds, if they're lucky enough. If I can't be bothered, I'll ignore it.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Me. I live by certain rules, and that's No. 1. "Always look after myself".

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Piano or Guitar.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

I don't drive but if I did, then probably if it was safe.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

No, although I do own a couple :lol:

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

I don't drive but I'd like to own a Humvee one day

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

Probably this girl I never had the balls to ask out when I was younger. I fancied her for years (we went school and college together) and although we spoke I never did pop the question :crying: Still think about her :crying: :crying:

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Pushkin Black Vodka & Coke

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

You mean boot of the car :shifty: As I said I don't drive but I'd like to think I'd have a music system back there and definately a first aid kit and fire extinguisher. I like to think safe :)

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

No. Broccoli tastes :sick:

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Pilot. Maybe one day eh :01:

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes. Twice.

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Half Empty

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Dust probably but my bed has drawers which contain 6 sheets, 8 bed sets & 4 brand new pillows.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

9

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

On my own island somewhere in the Caribbean

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

These sweaters I have are pretty comfortable and look good. I still kept my Army uniform though so I'd probably say that. Very comfortable & durable.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Technology

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy. Should be more comedy in life.

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Eyes. If she has the look, then I'd def be interested

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Night

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Bedroom - Got everything I need in here, except the toilet :lol:

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

I don't. I'm more of a night person but if I have work then around 10.00 ish

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

No

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

I like them all. Summer I guess is the main one I enjoy

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I wouldn't call it a super power as such but the ability to master all the martial arts would be great. That and the ability to speak every language.

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

I don't have one, but I'd love to have a samurai on my back or arm. Possibly my name in japanese too.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Saturday

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Chicken. Tastiest meal if ever there was one.

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yes. I personally own a black and white cat. Her name's Jess and she's my baby. She knows I love her very much, and she means alot to me. She came to me as a stray shortly after my previous cat died, so it's always a reminder.

In fact, I'm going to find her now, and give her some of my Tuna :)

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WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
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WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?

your
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FAVOURITE MUSIC?

women crying
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WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
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FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
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HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
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WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
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IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
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DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
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WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
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WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
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FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
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WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
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DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
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IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
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THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
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WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
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IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
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BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
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TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
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COMEDY OR HORROR?
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FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
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FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
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WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
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WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
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YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
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DO YOU HAVE PETS?
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[Spider_dude]

In America, we have no interest in emulating what Europeans do and I can't think of why we would. Why do you say this. The UK is also not "European" as I was sternly told by a member.

As to the teeth, that is an old comedic gaff, not common thinking. I can't recall any threads by BM or any American commenting on such. But somehow Busyman posting his alcohol preferences draws a comment about Americans in general.

The Fook?

[bigboab]

In America, we have no interest in emulating what Europeans do and I can't think of why we would. Why do you say this. The UK is also not "European" as I was sternly told by a member.

As to the teeth, that is an old comedic gaff, not common thinking. I can't recall any threads by BM or any American commenting on such. But somehow Busyman posting his alcohol preferences draws a comment about Americans in general.

The Fook?

You are an American? :ohmy:

[manker]

In America, we have no interest in emulating what Europeans do and I can't think of why we would. Why do you say this. The UK is also not "European" as I was sternly told by a member.

As to the teeth, that is an old comedic gaff, not common thinking. I can't recall any threads by BM or any American commenting on such. But somehow Busyman posting his alcohol preferences draws a comment about Americans in general.

The Fook?:lol: Too many capital letters for Spider_Dude.

I see the pro-European groundbait also drew in a wily old tench that was maybe resting on his laurels after the flatulence/altitude baited hook.

[Snee]

Someone should put that in their sig and wear it aaaall around the board.

[bujub22]

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Burying my johnson in wet nappy dugout.
:lol::lol:

[MCHeshPants420]

http://www.disgalaxy.com/Stories/Junglebook/mowgli-monkey01.gif

[hobbes]

:lol: Too many capital letters for Spider_Dude.

I see the pro-European groundbait also drew in a wily old tench that was maybe resting on his laurels after the flatulence/altitude baited hook.


I typed it, then had a schnapps and vodka, then suddenly felt all happy and I edited the post to a friendly little line.


Spiderdude I guess just wanted to keep animosity alive, good on him.

The key to manly drinks is that they should not be garnished by fruit nor umbrella. You should not giggle when consuming said beverage because "the bubbles tickle". And when done drinking, your face should freeze in a moment of deep concentration about what you have just consumed.

If it was whiskey, and tasted like a liquid razor, one is obliged to say, Smooooth!".

The trick with the Apple Martini is that you can get girls "dis-inhibited" in a rather stealthy manner. They drink because it tastes good and they can't appreciate the alcohol. By the time they realize they shouldn't drink anymore, a panty-dropping load of alcohol is already on board.

BTW, apple martini's should not be consumed in planes ;)

[manker]

That prohibition malarky skewed all your drinking morals :D

Beer tastes good and if it doesn't then it's a bad pint. It's the only logical explanation save for a ductile wrist.

[100%]

do i know you?

[Snee]

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Whatever that feeling is you get when you realise you've been procrastinating for too long.

I'm changing that to "whatever that feeling is you get when you go to the bank to close an account and you realise that a younger version of yourself bought a car and forgot about it, thus leaving you with less money than you thought you had on the same account." :dry:

[bigboab]

:lol: :lol:

Pawned by someone posting using someone else's account. :) Not for the first time either. :rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

You are an American? :ohmy:

i took you off ignore to read that?

[TheDave]

:huh:

[Snee]

:lol: :lol:

Pawned by someone posting using someone else's account. :) Not for the first time either. :rolleyes:
:unsure: :lol:

[manker]

:unsure: :ermm:

[bigboab]

i took you off ignore to read that?

Will someone tell Spider it wasn't worth the bother. :lol:

[TheDave]

Will someone tell Spider it wasn't worth the bother. :lol:
done

[Gemby!]

the hell happened to my thread ? :blink:

[bigboab]

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
Robert. (Not that one Snny :ph34r: )

WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
The Private Memoirs and Confessions Of A Justified Sinner(third time) - James Hogg

FAVOURITE MUSIC?

Everything except Rap and Some Modern Jazz.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Anger

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING

Put the cat out.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

I dont answer it, unless I am forced to.

WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Family and friends.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Piano

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Unfortunately yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

No

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

An old 'Mayflower'

WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

Everyone who has died that I have known

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Strongbow(cider), Gin and Canadian Ginger Ale.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

Dont have a car now. Not allowed to drive or prohibited by insurance cost. :ph34r:

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

Yes.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Test Pilot

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes

THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Half full.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Nothing

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?

4.

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Hawaii.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Anything casual.

BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?

Beach.

TECHNOLOGY OR ART?

Art.

COMEDY OR HORROR?

Comedy.

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Smile.

FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?

Morning

WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?

Any place where I am happy.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

When the cat decides. Usually 7.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

Not sure. Hedging my bets at the moment. :rolleyes:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?

Spring - Autumn - not too hot and not too cold. Everything picterskew.

YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

To grant everyone good health.

DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

No. Would you disfigure a body like this. :)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?

Every day I can get out of bed. :lol:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?

Sirloin with all the trimmings and a bottle of Mateus Rose.(Maybe 2 tomorrow)

DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yes. A 17 year old cat who knows what I am likely to do before I do. :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

the hell happened to my thread ? :blink:

It`s still here. :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

the hell happened to my thread ? :blink:
as manker,cheese,elect would say you've been calkjacked

[manker]

as manker,cheese,elect would say you've been calkjackedReported :dry:

[ziggyjuarez]

Tiss true :dry: