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[junkyardking]

:D so what is it. so i can use it

:lol: :lol:

[Jayhawk]

Do you want like a conversation starter or just something to get in the pants?

Nice shoes wanna make out?


or if u wanna get sappy

Hi i was just thinking if i had a flower for everytime i thought about you i would be walking in a rose garden all day long B)

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by junkyardking@6 April 2003 - 10:01
:D so what is it. so i can use it

:lol: :lol:
Go to a lesbian bar and pick out the most beautiful girl there.., say to her you also use to be a very beautiful girl one's... but you had an operation...

Try that! :P

[Bender]

I found some...


Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
 
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! 

Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up! 

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle. 

Baby... wanna come for a ride? 

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. 

Save water, shower with a friend! 

You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy. 

I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? 

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass) 

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.

Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

[Lamsey]

nice legs, what time do they open?

Hi, my name's Lamsey - remember it, you'll be screaming it later.

Good ways to get yourself slapped - OW! I'm sorry, WeeMouse, I'm sorry!

[ClubDiggler]

I'm not single anymore, but the following is quite useful once you are
already in the conversation.

"So, what are you doing for sex later?"

I guess I like the direct aproach. Just make sure you wait for an answer and
not interrupt yourself. B)

[Leech_Killer]

Ye olde chatup lines!

"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"

"Been there, slain that."

"They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know."

"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."

"Your hovel or mine?"

"You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now."

"I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

"C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."

"I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?"

Or something a bit more modern.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

You're a lovely girl, you've got the nicest teeth I've ever 'cum' across.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

I'm going to make love to you tonight. It would be nice if you were there too.

Was your father a thief? I ask beause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes ! :x (Not my style, I tend to go for the nervous chat and just hope I don't get slapped. :D )

When I'm sad & lonely,
when all hope has gone.
A thought, it comes to cheer me,
I think of you with nothing on.

:D

[BROCKSTER]

say to the girl;
boy says= did it hurt
girl says =wot
boy says =wen u fell from heaven


:lol:

[M|k0r]

Nah just come straight out with it...


Can i see da muff plz

:D

[hugoharding]

Pretend to be looking through the phone book on your phone, and then say:


I've lost my number, can I have yours?

[Darth Sushi]

My name is Bill Gates. What's your sign?

[Z]

Well fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name Helga?

:lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Rocktron@6 April 2003 - 14:16
Go to a lesbian bar and pick out the most beautiful girl there.., say to her

SO, WHAT PART OF LESBIA ARE YOU FROM?

[Giy]

hows about *put ya teeth in duck uv pulled!* - well it works well on grab a granny night anyway ;)