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sArA
03-30-2005, 11:50 PM
Today, I heard this story.....

A man, dropping off his son at his ex-partner's house (who was on her way home), greets his daughter and her friend and then proceeds to search through all food cupboards and the fridge.

On discovering nothing to take his fancy, he considered the household rubbish bin. :shifty:

On investigation, at the top of the pile of rubbish is a half eaten ham and

cheese sandwich. :drool:

He then proceeds to eat the sandwich, turning round to see the three children watching him aghast!!!:yikes:



He however, was unconcerned and finished the sandwich. :sick:

Background

He earns over 30k
He weighs over 15st
And was 1 minute from 2 shops and 5 mins from home


Question

WTF??????????
SpatulaGeekGirl
03-30-2005, 11:57 PM
Answer

STFU!!!

No, actually that is weird...:unsure: Maybe he was not so hungry, just very stupid.
clocker
03-31-2005, 02:40 AM
Obviously just lazy.

There was prolly something even better further down had he kept rooting.
bigboab
03-31-2005, 06:29 AM
He was probably searching for some sort of evidence against his ex partner. He also felt very hungry. :lol:
Barbarossa
03-31-2005, 08:19 AM
Next time wipe your arse on the sandwich before putting it in the bin ... :sick:
Yogi
03-31-2005, 08:53 AM
He sounds like my father in law.................. :lol:
Mr. Mulder
03-31-2005, 10:01 AM
wtf? he was just hungry, leave him alone you big bullies! :snooty:
Yogi
03-31-2005, 10:09 AM
wtf? he was just hungry, leave him alone you big bullies! :snooty:


I understand...........

Location: in a cave, england :lol:
100%
03-31-2005, 10:20 AM
somefood tastes better the day after
as does food your not really allowed to eat - eg, form the directly from fryingpan, garbagecan etc
Yogi
03-31-2005, 10:52 AM
http://www.deadzoom.com/images/bum.jpg
Mr. Mulder
03-31-2005, 10:59 AM
I understand...........
:lol:

:sorcerer:
sArA
03-31-2005, 02:17 PM
http://www.deadzoom.com/images/bum.jpg



That's spooky....do you know him? :D
bujub22
03-31-2005, 02:23 PM
mans gotta do what a man gotta do!
Gemby!
03-31-2005, 05:50 PM
Question[/B]

WTF??????????

Maybe it was a good sandwich .......... :rolleyes:
JPaul
03-31-2005, 06:49 PM
He sounds like my father in law.................. :lol:
How do you know what the chap sounds like, have you met him.

Wait a minute, are you married, when did this happen.

Why was I not informed.
manker
03-31-2005, 06:57 PM
Congrats, Yogi :01:
brotherdoobie
03-31-2005, 07:18 PM
Maybe it was a good sandwich .......... :rolleyes:
Enough said.

Peace bd
Yogi
03-31-2005, 11:09 PM
How do you know what the chap sounds like, have you met him.

Wait a minute, are you married, when did this happen.

Why was I not informed.

You on a roll, JP!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I will rephrase:


That story makes me think of the father of my girlfriend......