I'm the king of the world!

[Guillaume]

http://img178.exs.cx/img178/8985/fstalone4jg.th.jpg (http://img178.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img178&image=fstalone4jg.jpg)



Ok, the first one who says I'm a sad git gets slapped in the face. :devil:


Edit: Now, as your rightful king, I demand an explanation.

[lynx]

Sad git. :lol:


ouch. :dry:

[Guillaume]

http://img170.exs.cx/img170/3961/bangin7zn.gif

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Geez, what a sad sac






Ooooooo whip me please Guill.

[Guillaume]

Ooooooo whip me please Guill.

I knew aussie chicks were weird.


Er... Anybody know a cheap on-line travel agency? :naughty:

[bigboab]

Take my word for it. :) They would eat you alive and spit you out for breakfast. :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: I'm shocked at you boys, pfft..... everyone knows I's an angel :hypocrite:

:D Long time no catch up BB, hope you're well.

[bujub22]

:ohmy: I'm shocked at you boys, pfft..... everyone knows I's an angel :hypocrite:
.


:naughty:

[Guillaume]

@BB and Joob Joob: Go away from my australian fantasy or I'll have to taunt you or do something harsh like posting yo mama jokes or even pretend I've got a 100 mb/s connection! :angry:


@Goddess: roleplaying and cosplay, eh? this is getting more arousing by the minute. :naughty:

[*goddess*]

:naughty:


:ph34r: Ssssssssh you!


;) I'll narrow it down for ya Guill, make sure you fly to Melbourne :P

[Guillaume]

Ok, I see...
I'll have to drown my disappointment at your unfaithfulness in beer. :drunk:

See ya all later.

[*goddess*]

:crying: Oh deary me..... what a cruel harsh world it is









;) Would it help any if I also didn't expect you to be faithful :devil:

[bigboab]

Before you pay for any tickets Guillaume. Please watch a couple of epiodes of 'Cell Block 11' . The block does not stand for a building, it stands for the females. :crying:

[*goddess*]

Before you pay for any tickets Guillaume. Please watch a couple of epiodes of 'Cell Block 11' . The block does not stand for a building, it stands for the females. :crying:

:dry: Shit, there's no bloody foolin you lot is there :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

everyone knows I's an angel :hypocrite:


:lol: :cough: :lol: :splutter: :lol:

Sorry, I got a furball stuck in my throat.

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Maybe you should stay away from those muffs dear :whistling:

[Lilmiss]

:unsure: I gotta invest in another hoover and cut down on the rug licking.

:P



wanna cuppa?
I have proper tea bags now. :smug:

[*goddess*]

;) Oh I, those rugs can be a worry.

:D Make it a coffee ducks, tea's for fairies and punkwannabe's.


:unsure: What exactly is a 'proper' teabag? One that doesn't swear or one that hasn't been re-used several times?

[manker]

If this is the lesbian thread - consider my member, honorary :shifty:

[Biggles]

If this is the lesbian thread - consider my member, honorary :shifty:

Unfortunately to join your member will have to be expendable rather than honorary. :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

What exactly is a 'proper' teabag?


I swiped loads that are meant for vending machines, and they have dried milk in them. Taste awful, but it's all tea to me.

I don't do coffee.
Wouldn't know what to do with all that excess energy. :mellow:




:shame: on the rest of you. :ermm:

[*goddess*]

:D I'd certainly consider Mankerina to be expendable







replacable







forgettable











http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html//emoticons/whip.gif

[manker]

Unfortunately to join your member will have to be expendable rather than honorary. :shifty:If we could just change that second vowel of expendable around a tad, I think I could just about grease myself in there :01:

[manker]

:D I'd certainly consider Mankerina to be expendable







replacable







forgettable











http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html//emoticons/whip.gif
Teh h4r5h :crying:

[Biggles]

I swiped loads that are meant for vending machines, and they have dried milk in them. Taste awful, but it's all tea to me.

I don't do coffee.
Wouldn't know what to do with all that excess energy. :mellow:




:shame: on the rest of you. :ermm:


Hark at the great tea robber. Shame indeed! :shifty:

Is that Goddess warming the whip up for Manker or for when Guillaume heads over? :naughty:

[manker]

Hoping it's for Gurahl, I think he could stand a whipping for longer than I :unsure:

[*goddess*]

I swiped loads that are meant for vending machines, and they have dried milk in them. Taste awful, but it's all tea to me.

:sick: That's sounds soooooooo disgusting.

:) Tho of course swiped and/or prepared/cooked by others always tastes better.


I don't do coffee.
Wouldn't know what to do with all that excess energy. :mellow:

:blink: How exactly to you do coffee:lol:





:shame: on the rest of you. :ermm:

:unsure: I'd agree with ya there





If I knew what they're on aboot :hypocrite


:console: Awwwww, poor Manky.

[Lilmiss]

Tho of course swiped and/or prepared/cooked by others always tastes better.


Aha, but you haven't tried my cooking yet.
I poisioned one of my friends yesterday with some dodgy cauliflower, and am now sniggering at his misfortune and stupidity of actually eating it. :P


Unfortunatly I ate it too, and now have the runs. :ermm:

[*goddess*]

Hoping it's for Gurahl, I think he could stand a whipping for longer than I :unsure:


;) You'll have to wait and see, I'm off to bed very soon. Enjoy the 'anticipation' won't ya's:P




Aha, but you haven't tried my cooking yet.
I poisioned one of my friends yesterday with some dodgy cauliflower, and am now sniggering at his misfortune and stupidity of actually eating it.


:rolleyes: Ya daft bugger, if I was at your place we wouldn't be eating proper food, it'd be liquid diet with perhaps a side order of tha junk food.


Unfortunatly I ate it too, and now have the runs.


:sick: Thanks for sharing.

[Lilmiss]

if I was at your place we wouldn't be eating proper food, it'd be liquid diet with perhaps a side order of tha junk food.


Yeah, thats what Bo said. :lightweights: :rolleyes:

I'm meant to be getting ready for a BBQ/party/pish up tonight.
All I've done so far is sort which music I'm taking with me. :blushing:


Sleep well choo, cya soon chicken. :P

[*goddess*]

:dry: I'll lightweight you in a minute Missbehaving.

;) I'm guessing mr bushyman meant that as an insult, but I think it's poifect:lol:



:D You've pretty much sorted the most important part then. You gonna post some pics again of what you're wearing :drool:

:( I'll probly miss ya in me morning, I have to venture out into the outside world for a footy game (real footy that is, not that airy fairy game you guys call football) :01:

:D The youngest is playing during half-time of an official game.


http://69.93.183.37/902/194/emo/larrythepothead.gif You have a great time chicken licken :blink:

:) Am I tha Funky Chicken then? http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html//emoticons/thankyou.gif

[Lilmiss]

I'll lightweight you in a minute Missbehaving.
I'm guessing mr bushyman meant that as an insult, but I think it's poifect


:ohmy: WhatdidIdothistime? :unsure:


Nope, no pictures, I don't wanna give you anything else to bribe me with.
Heh heh. :blushing: (especially if they dig out the half yard glass again.)

Have fun at the footie, and hoorahz for the lil un.
Perfect opportunity to perv on teh sweaty menfolk. :D


And yes, you are a funky chicken, but that's nowt to be proud of.
Unless you're my Dad. :ermm: :blink:

[Guillaume]

Ready for teh whippin'... http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3865/moonie1rf.gif



Mmmmmm... Seems like she's gone.

[*goddess*]

WhatdidIdothistime?

:rolleyes: You're breathing aint ya? :lol:

Nah, I think you and Manker were mentioned somewhere else, probly some past reference that I missed. The Bushpig spouts so much I can't be bothered searching for it:P


Have fun at the footie, and hoorahz for the lil un.
Perfect opportunity to perv on teh sweaty menfolk.

:dry: Woulda been better if the weather report wasnt thus:

CURRENT CONDITIONS FORECAST
MT DANDENONG Sun, Apr

Rain developing
min: 19°C
max: 18°C
18.9°C Last updated: 7:00:00 AM
Wind: 22.2 kph 330° NNW
Rain: from 9am 0.0 mm
Sunrise: 06:35
Sunset: 18:09

:frusty: The last two days have been beautiful, just over 30C.

:blink: Check out the minimum and maximum there :lol:


And yes, you are a funky chicken, but that's nowt to be proud of.
Unless you're my Dad.

:01: Suits me:lol:



Ready for teh whippin'...

:drool: :wub:

[Snee]

Oh, I wish I had your weather.

[*goddess*]

Oh, I wish I had your weather.


:dry: Yeah, our weather's great.......... If you don't like it just come back in an hour and it'll be completely different :frusty:

:unsure: What's wrong with yours Snny?

[Snee]

It's colder, and just plain boring :dry:

Snow on the roadsides and whatnot.

[Lilmiss]

:01: Suits me:lol:




:blink: by jeezy, that receeding hairline and beergut is just not you
and take that tank top off :no:

[*goddess*]

:nods: Ah, gotcha Snny.

My kids haven't seen snow yet, tho we do get some not too far from here so maybe this Winter :)


:ohmy: I thought I was gorgeous..... and as I was actually wearing a tank top I've now taken it off as ordered






*shivers* getting chilly now tho :unsure:

[Snee]

Erect nipples :w00t:

:naughty:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Is my cam on :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy:


now, we can sell those piccys and get you a flight over :naughty:

[*goddess*]

:nono: If you're talking mine, we'd only get enuff for me to hitchhike on a humpback.

:drool: Now yours on the other hand........




any offers?? :cool2:

[Snee]

I'm not paying when I've had it for free :P

In fact, I've got a set right here :snooty:

[Guillaume]

Damn! Why am I always away when this kind of stuff happens? :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

man boobies rawk :01:




actually, they don't
Gee we are being wiped out, the beergutted fat booby men are taking over
Jonno would be a bitch :ph34r: :unsure:

[Snee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/fat-man.gif

My boobies>your boobies :01:

[*goddess*]

:crying: Tis a sad state of affairs innit.

[Snee]

no :01:

[Lilmiss]

oh the shame :blushing:


snnys boobies rawk

[Snee]

That's right.

You have been boobie-prawned, you bunch of lewsers. :P

[*goddess*]

:dry: I wanna see Snny's boobies :drool:

[Snee]

No, they are mine :snooty: all mine.




Unless you are willing to pay? :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Have you no pride?

Are you a man-whore?

Conduct your deals through PM cause I don't wanna have to gouge my eyes out.

[hobbes]

man boobies rawk :01:




actually, they don't
Gee we are being wiped out, the beergutted fat booby men are taking over
Jonno would be a bitch :ph34r: :unsure:

Where has our favorite she-male Jonno gone?

[Snee]

Have you no pride?

Are you a man-whore?

Conduct your deals through PM cause I don't wanna have to gouge my eyes out.
Jealousy does not become you :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

hehe, i wanna see snnys man boobage too
/opens wallet, and digs out pennies



i dunno hobbes, but i misses teh chunks :crying:

[Guillaume]

Jealousy does not become you :snooty:

Pfff... Mine are bigger. :01:

[hobbes]

hehe, i wanna see snnys man boobage too
/opens wallet, and digs out pennies



i dunno hobbes, but i misses teh chunks :crying:

You can indugle yourself on my hairless manboobs while we wait for teh chunks return. Just don't bite too hard on my nipples, it makes my thighs quake.

[Lilmiss]

wows, boobage overload
shouldha asked for a cuppa instead





I'm gonna have man boob when i'm older n wiser :blink: :mellow: