'elp me

[Lilmiss]

I'm having trouble remembering passwords, and it's a bit traumatic
am I really here yet? :blink:



the whole world has gone mental, and I really need some normality

[bigboab]

I'm having trouble remembering passwords, and it's a bit traumatic
am I really here yet? :blink:



the whole world has gone mental, and I really need some normality

No you are in the next room. First right then turn left. :)

[Snee]

No, you are not here yet.

When will you get here?

[Lilmiss]

i ordered a taxi ages ago, but i guess its a saturday night so it may take a while





in the meantime, i shall entertain you will some singing :naughty:

[Snee]

Sing away.

You cannot hurt me as you are not here :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

fine, just make sure you double check any files you steal off me on ss. :shifty:

anyone who has me on msn list is pishing themself right now
i just cant remember the damn password :blushing:



oh, if manker reads this back, i know my time suck grammar big

:snooty:

[Snee]

My time can suck my big grammar than yours can ever :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

incest is wrong, ok




thats why the world is full of gingers

[Snee]

And you'd know.


Sorry, but I had to.

[Guillaume]

I really need some normality

And you're looking for it in here? The very center of bizarroland? :blink:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: I was thinking along the same lines, odd place to look for normality......




;) Tho beauty, wit and charm are in abundance









I guess :lol:

[Lilmiss]

you have no idea what i've escaped

there was makeshift jackass stinks happening in the living room
ill people in the hallway
daft bints trying to kiss me
security guards milling around
glass smashing
best of cheesy dance classics playing on the stereo (someone slap ginag)



and much more unmentionables
my taxi driver was a fruit cake too




still can't remember the damn password
any suggestions?

[Snee]

Anybody have that gingerness muppet pic, I need evidence? :unsure:

Daft bints and everything? :crying: :jealous:

[Guillaume]

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/9306/redfraggle4gx.jpg :unsure:

[*goddess*]

you have no idea what i've escaped

there was makeshift jackass stinks happening in the living room
ill people in the hallway
daft bints trying to kiss me
security guards milling around
glass smashing
best of cheesy dance classics playing on the stereo (someone slap ginag)



and much more unmentionables
my taxi driver was a fruit cake too




still can't remember the damn password
any suggestions?


:blink: all this was in your living room?


Feck knows what you're password might be, I'd have to dry and think like you to work that out and that's just






aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggg *runs away screaming.

[Snee]

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/9306/redfraggle4gx.jpg :unsure:
Yes, I plainly see the indreedin' in that one. :blink:

[Lilmiss]

no, tankfully it wasn't my house being thrased
i escaped though, so all is well



i'm gonna restart the puter, then it should remember my password on its own, right? :lilmissdumbassstrikesagain:



ho har!

[*goddess*]

:blink: Buggered if I know




but g'luck :)

[Snee]

no :blink:

[Lilmiss]

my pal just called and was on the phone to see if i was ok. he was on the phone for a few minutes before telling me he was being orally pleasured at the same time :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:



come on to hell
im in msn, wooots
i'm smarter than the pc :01:

[Guillaume]

You're friends with Hugh Effner? :ohmy:

[Rick Phlegm]

my pal just called and was on the phone to see if i was ok. he was on the phone for a few minutes before telling me he was being orally pleasured at the same time :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
What girl in her right mind would let her boyfriend phone another woman when she was doing that? :huh:

That's assuming it was a girl of course... :unsure:

[*goddess*]

How bloody rewd :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

shes the tart who tried to kiss me :sick:



as i've said, it's all a bit strange up there at the moment
when i left, people were throwing objects at each others genital area and filming it. thought you people could help me, but you're all sick in the head too :unsure:



:P

[Snee]

There's a bright side to that.

She's sucking him off, after she tried laying teh smoochies on you.

[*goddess*]

:lol: Again what I was thinking Snny




:ph34r: You've got bloody spy equipment in my room haven't ya.

[Snee]

Yes. :robert00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000:

[Lilmiss]

:P t'is only cos I had ciggies, i'm sure


:feelskindaproudnow:

[*goddess*]

:lips: Here's a kiss from me then, cos I gotta go.

:rolleyes: Must be doing the parental thingy and check out those loverly tight shorts

[Snee]

:kiss:

[Lilmiss]

oooooo, g'lucks at the footie for the lilun
let us know if he whips 'em



or, indeed you do :w00t: :ermm:

[*goddess*]

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/flowers.gif Thanks ducks, will keep ya posted http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html//emoticons/bigwink.gif


http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/plz2stfufeeltehlovethx.gif Snny, that's for mentioning the R person :dry:


Laters xxxhttp://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html//emoticons/vanish.gif

[Snee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/Jeebus_ws.jpg
Chill.

[Lilmiss]

cheerio's again m'lady, i'm sure he will do you proud





i'm gonna get the footspa out :01:

damnsit, i'm showing me age again :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

hehehe, i'm the only one in the lounge

feel special now :blushing:

[Snee]

bleh :P

[Lilmiss]

get out my thread, you deeerty swine :angry:


heh heh

[DanB]

:unsure:

[Gripper]

Don't you just love family reunions :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

:lookaroun Mornin' :blushing:



Lookie what I found on my phone.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aatroosers.jpg
Chav troosers!!!! :D

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: You only just got outta bed??

You lazy wench

:D How's ya head fred?

[Lilmiss]

Nah.
I'm on my 3rd cuppa, and I've been outside and kicked the car already.


The head hurts muchly, but that may something to do with the bump I've aquired during the night. :unsure:

I tried to barter with that guy for his troosers, thought they were mental. They even have zips and strings on the side. Heh heh, silly chavs and their fashion sense. :D
/cowers in her dungarees


How did the footie go?
Did he whoop ass? :01:

[*goddess*]

:dry: What're you doin' kicking that cute lil car of yours?? You grumpy old haggis.

:nono: I don't think you want to even begin to think about how/where you acquired the bumpity, memories may come flooding back with dire consequences, think barfing.

:huh: Barter??? Why didn't ya just slip em off when he was passed out in the corner.

:D Footy was great, he wooped ass and I looked at ass :drool: I do love those cute lil short shorts the players wear.

:frusty: You can't go onfield anymore unless you're a player or got a dorky white jacket on (remind me to send ya pic tomorrow) and when I was allowed on in 'official' capacity, the damn players were in the changerooms. Same can't be said for one of the mascots who's in me pic :lol:

[Lilmiss]

You grumpy old haggis

:lol: I loike that. :P

She hasn't worked since Tuesday night.
I've had to walk or taxi everywhere, and tonight I have to go work which will cost me about £8 to get there and home. Thing that annoys me is I have already paid for the parts for the car, but the guy hasn't came to pick it up yet. :dry:


Hoorah about the football, on both accounts.
Can't wait to see this jacket. :naughty: :D

[*goddess*]

;)Borrow a car and run him over







to get yours :01:

:unsure: I think that makes sense......


:blink: The jacket.......hmmm........ let me just say it's not terribly fetching:lol:

:hug: Gotta luv ya and leave ya, I was about to toddle off to bed, all that damn fresh air has left me knackered. Hadda say G'day before I went.

:lips: Have a good day, hope they give ya lots of shite at work :P


:D Maybe you can 'barter' with the taxi driver(s) :lol:

[Lilmiss]

I think I will pass on the running him over, but I'm gonna shake my fist at him as soon as I see him. Although I do have access to a 16 seater bus, I can use as a threat. :shifty:

And yeah, the drunkards always give me hell at work.
They keep calling me Mary. :crying:



Cya soon chicky, and don't forget the piccies tomorrw!!! :D

[Lilmiss]

:huh: The car is working. :blink:



I'm gonna chance driving it and hope it doesn't rain.

[TheDave]

what kind of car is this?

[Guillaume]

New Mini.

Doesn't seem very reliable a car. Or is our lilmiss cursed? :unsure:

[TheDave]

i think she doesn't know what a clutch is :shifty:

[Biggles]

New Mini.

Doesn't seem very reliable a car. Or is our lilmiss cursed? :unsure:

Heresy! :ph34r:

It is an original Mini that she has. Whilst it is nice to own a classic - elderly cars can be tempremental.

[Guillaume]

D'oh. I thought the Neons were the new ones. :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

i think she doesn't know what a clutch is


:ohmy: I've been driving my bus wrong all these years.


She got to work and back. :01:
Lets hope it doesn't rain tonight.

:unsure:

[bigboab]

:ohmy: I've been driving my bus wrong all these years.


She got to work and back. :01:
Lets hope it doesn't rain tonight.

:unsure:

You and a few thousand others. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Hmmm, lets also hope no good samaritans decide to clean my car either.

Just in case.