Charlotte Church.

[manker]

There's been a bit of a kerfuffle this morning in the UK press about a topless picture of Welsh stunnah Charlotte church being hawked to The Sun for £20000. They refused to pay but it doesn't matter - one of my mates sent it to my phone this morning :w00t:

http://img140.exs.cx/img140/5412/i1charlott4xm.jpg

There are reports all over the interweb about it being swapped via mobiles, that pic might be a fake, I guess, but it looks real enough to me.

Story. (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/32032004.htm)

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, that's the one I got sent too :P

Thing is though... if she's sposed to have taken it herself, she must of put it on self-timer or something... cos her arms are down...? :blink:

[100%]

1. Its Monday morning
2. " Charlotte Church" - does this have anything to do with recent events in Rome?

[Mr. Mulder]

Looks like the general public was right all along, she is a dog :ermm:

[Guillaume]

Charlotte texted the picture to rugby star Gavin before his crucial game against Ireland,

An obvious plot deviously hatched by the Irish to unsettle the Welsh player. :dry:

And it works. I'm now absolutely unable to kick anything. :blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

i think it's fake, the dark shadow along her chin looks suspicious, as does parts of her hair, plus i thought she was chunkier than that? :unsure:

[manker]

Looks like the general public was right all along, she is a dog :ermm:
/banned
plus i thought she was chunkier than that? :unsure: /tortured and plucked

:dry:

I thought the shadow looked dodgy too but my mate said it's 'cos of the camera flash.

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah could be the flash :ermm:

still uooogly though :unsure:

[manker]

She is hotter than hawt :snooty:

She was voted the 'rear of the year' - best arse in teh UK - when she was 16 (actually 16 and, like, 20 days or something).

Is that wrong?

[Barbarossa]

still uooogly though :unsure:

That pic's been posted on likemynudebody.com over the weekend, it's currently got a rating of 7.5 out of 10...

It's quite funny, as I reckon nobody outside of the UK would recognise her.. :D

WARNING - Above site contains extreme nudity.. :blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

She is hotter than hawt :snooty:

She was voted the 'rear of the year' - best arse in teh UK - when she was 16 (actually 16 and, like, 20 days or something).

Is that wrong?

she was seen as an arse by the general public :lol:

[manker]

That pic's been posted on likemynudebody.com over the weekend, it's currently got a rating of 7.5 out of 10...

It's quite funny, as I reckon nobody outside of the UK would recognise her.. :DHehe, that site rawks.

Except for when you absentmindedly copy/paste it into your browser while talking to a colleague and you have to shut the monitor off to avoid a gynacological experience. Yeah, I know - wtf did you expect, mank.

Btw, she's gone now and I'm rating teh hawties :naughty:

[Barbarossa]

Hehe, that site rawks.

Except for when you absentmindedly copy/paste it into your browser while talking to a colleague and you have to shut the monitor off to avoid a gynacological experience. Yeah, I know - wtf did you expect, mank.

Btw, she's gone now and I'm rating teh hawties :naughty:

LMFAO :lol:

Vote for Charlie here : http://www.likemynudebody.com/nude/index.php?id=49656

Oh yeah.. better add this:

WARNING - Site contains extreme nudity.. :blushing:

[{I}{K}{E}]

http://www.paris-hilton-sex.com/c/Charlotte-Church/

[manker]

Oooh bigger pics :D

I'm at a loss as to how anyone can say that she isn't gorgeous (http://www.paris-hilton-sex.com/c/Charlotte-Church/Charlotte%20Church%20-%20Sun%20Bathing%2002.jpg).

S'pose she is a bit chunky but I'm all for that - to a certain extent :ermm:

[bigboab]

Its a fake. Any man of the world would see that. After really close inspection. :blushing:

[Barbarossa]

Its a faske. Any man of the world would see that. After really close inspection. :blushing:

:ermm: if it is a fake it's a terribly good one! ;)

[bigboab]

:ermm: if it is a fake it's a terribly good one! ;)
Or two. :lol:

[TheDave]

Looks like the general public was right all along, she is a dog :ermm:
/ban


edit: just read manker's /banned

i don't think thats the photo, i cant remember what its like but thats not what they described on teh radio :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

The pic was in the sport, and that was'nt it. She was changing her bikini and in true sprot fasion they made it as blurry as they could :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

/ban


edit: just read manker's /banned

i don't think thats the photo, i cant remember what its like but thats not what they described on teh radio :unsure:

Well that's how they described it in the Sun. :lookaroun

[manker]

Yeah, they said it was 'page 3 style' in the papers.

Not a bikini shawt.

[Snee]

She's alrite, like.

[DanB]

:ohmy: (http://www.likemynudebody.com/nude/index.php?id=46881&c=all)

[bigboab]

I dont know what all the excitement is about. You can see tits in front of a church every Sunday morning. :blink:

[manker]

I dont know what all the excitement is about. You can see tits in front of a church every Sunday morning. :blink:Yeah but boab, not everyone imagines the Christian Knitting society naked :ermm:

[DanB]

:ohmy: (http://www.likemynudebody.com/nude/index.php?id=46881&c=all)

:ohmy:

[Snee]

:lol:

[manker]

:ohmy::ohmy::unsure:

[{I}{K}{E}]

:unsure::ohmy::ohmy:

:w00t:

[GepperRankins]

why cant i do nested quotes?

[{I}{K}{E}]

why cant i do nested quotes?

:shifty:


I have 1337 skilz :cool:

[manker]

:shifty:


I have 1337 skilz :cool:You always feck it up if you do more than two, tho' :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

i c 3 :blink:

[{I}{K}{E}]

i c 3 :blink:

:D


You need to make those 'quotes' yourself ;)

[{I}{K}{E}]

You always feck it up if you do more than two, tho' :snooty:

:huh: :unsure:

[bigboab]

Yeah but boab, not everyone imagines the Christian Knitting society naked :ermm:

Wait till you get to my age. :(

[manker]

You always feck it up if you do more than two, tho' :snooty::huh: :unsure:You did them in the wrong order, as per usual :snooty:

[{I}{K}{E}]

You did them in the wrong order, as per usual :snooty:

:blushing:

[Rick Phlegm]

It is a fake, but the real one's a fucking dog (http://img5.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc87&image=b29_nipple023.jpg) so you can forgive them for changing it. :sick:

http://img6.imagevenue.com/loc180/th_d61_charchurch.jpg http://img5.imagevenue.com/loc87/th_b29_nipple023.jpg

[manker]

It is a fake, but the real one's a fucking dog (http://img5.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc87&image=b29_nipple023.jpg) so you can forgive them for changing it. :sick:

http://img6.imagevenue.com/loc180/th_d61_charchurch.jpg http://img5.imagevenue.com/loc87/th_b29_nipple023.jpgAfter knocking one out to that this morning - I feel violated :pinch:

[Rick Phlegm]

After knocking one out to that this morning - I feel violated :pinch:
:lol: :lol:

Now you know how the guy in The Crying Game felt :(

[Barbarossa]

This is one really fucked up world.. :angry:

[Barbarossa]

Here's the original one of the face... :unsure:

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/9277/facesmall9ra.jpg http://img6.imagevenue.com/loc180/th_d61_charchurch.jpg http://img5.imagevenue.com/loc87/th_b29_nipple023.jpg[/QUOTE]


Oh, and here's another fake (for completeness)

http://img57.exs.cx/img57/5781/charlie21ul.jpg


These fakes are being sold on EBay FFS.... :angry:

The photos are everywhere.. maybe it's just a publicity stunt and there are no "real" photos... :shutup: