I've stolen a bus

[Lilmiss]

...but don't tell anyone. :unsure:
or about my comfy swivel chair that I have also swiped from work



/que manic laughing :lol: :lol: :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

a bus is a big thing, not like a pen or owt :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I know. :lol: :01:




go me. :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

what your excuse for when you get caught? i'd go for nervous breakdown

[Lilmiss]

I shall scare them all with the word "delegation", and if that fails I have a new bus to run the feckers over with. :lol: :unsure:



If I didn't steal the bus, I couldn't nick the chair. :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

i dont think "i was gonna bring the bus back, i just needed it to carry the chair i nicked" will work :blink:

[Lilmiss]

T'is ok, I'm the boss. I can nick buses and chairs if I damn well want too. :01: :unsure:



better not mention the paper clips though, there may be a lynching.



Who is the scary lady in your sig? :blink:

[GepperRankins]

some guy off eastenders. which i never watch :ermm:

[Lilmiss]

Are you sure it's not a lady? :blink:


I think I saw her haggling over some dodgy fruit earlier.

[DanB]

Why don't bus drivers wait when they see you running? :angry:

[GepperRankins]

cos all bus drivers are evil

[DanB]

I called those two every name I could think of as they carried on driving

[GepperRankins]

where i live i can run faster than the detour (to cas)

the look on the drivers face is great when they drive past me at the first stop then 5 minutes later i get on when they're forced to stop to let people off :evillol:

[Lilmiss]

It was me. :01:


Be thankful I was in a good mood, and didn't turn back to run you over for your colourful obscenties.

[TheYogi]

obscenties. :blink:

Is that a perverted smell???? :blink:

[bigboab]

Its OK Lilmiss. They wont charge you unless another bus stealing charge comes along at the same time. :blink:

[DarthInsinuate]

what are you going to do with the bus now? go on a summer holiday?

[Biggles]

what are you going to do with the bus now? go on a summer holiday?

Cue lots of singing and some warm Greek sunshine. :01:

[lynx]

Cue lots of singing and some warm Greek sunshine. :01:There's a snooker table on board too? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Hehe, even Biggles makes spelling mistakes. :01:


No snooker table, but I have a skateboarding ramp onboard.
Kinda. :unsure:

[manker]

Hehe, even Biggles makes spelling mistakes. :01: :unsure: :ermm:

[Lilmiss]

Biggles is god, stoopid.


Show some respect. :unsure:

[manker]

Biggles is god, stoopid.


Show some respect. :unsure: Yeah, I know http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/andy.jpg

Just don't see any ... spelling mistakes :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Fine.
Grammatical mistakes then, smartasre. :dry:

[manker]

:unsure:

The only mistake I can see is punctuation directly before the smiley :dry:

[Lilmiss]

Damnit, I hate it when you're always right.

Biggles is still god though, and I made you look. :dry:




Now stfu, or I shall cry and leave the forum.
:shifty: works for everyone else.

[manker]

To be fair, you made me look about twenty times :D

[Lilmiss]

Sweet. :01:


For some reason that makes me feel smarter already.
I'm sure Biggles should have a comma or two, but that's my own personal opinion.



I didn't just ride the special bus, I stole it. :wacko:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: I thought Gemby was god.

:01: Cool..... punch up with Gem and Mankerina :D

[Lilmiss]

No stoopid, Biggles is god.


Now send me those damn pictures already, before I bust your head open with a wet towel or something. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whackngstick.gif




:dust:

[*goddess*]

:boxing: I actually did make the attempt my dear









:rolleyes: Only some punkaliciousdosyMcHaggis has a boxful:P

[manker]

Awesome! Goddess thinks that Lilmiss thinks that I'm gawd :01:

[Lilmiss]

Only some punkaliciousdosyMcHaggis has a boxful


Lets not discuss that here. :blushing:

Sorry, I shall do a spring clean just for your straight jacket pictures. :P
Heh heh, I'm nah mchaggis, Queen of the fraggles. :01:

[*goddess*]

:huh: You can't discuss your pm inbox in here fragglina?

/dumps cold water all over ya......... just cos ya seem fired up tonight :01:


:blink: WOW, now that's a positive spin Manky, I never thought for a second you were bloody god:lol:

:drool: Now dance for us pretty Mankerina:01:

[Lilmiss]

You can't discuss your pm inbox in here fragglina?

:frusty: No.
My boxful, Mcnuggetbrain.

Cold water appreciated though, wahoots. :naughty:
Although the puter has started to frazzle, you psychopath.



Manker, I wouldn't be too proud of that fact.


:ph34r:

[manker]

Too late, I'm already proud of it.


Soooo ... what's all this about a boxful :w00t:

[*goddess*]

:frusty: No.
My boxful, Mcnuggetbrain.



:blink: Thought you didn't wanna discuss your box :whistling:

:ohmy: Mcnuggetbrain??

Pfft, I still looking damn intelligent next to you, you crazyswivelchair/busstealingloonytune


http://members.shaw.ca/wpf/naughty/roadkill.gif



Cold water appreciated though, wahoots. :naughty:
Although the puter has started to frazzle, you psychopath.

;) I've no idea what you managed to spill/leak:blushing: onto your puter, but I and the water were no where near it:P




Manker, I wouldn't be too proud of that fact.


:ph34r:

:console: Awww, bless his lil cottonManky socks, the poor wee lad's still searching for something to be proud of. Gotta give im points for trying really :wub:

[manker]

Awww, bless his lil cottonManky socks, the poor wee lad's still searching for something to be proud of. Gotta give im points for trying really :wub: I'm proud that I salvaged a half full deck of cigs from the weekend that got wet. Smoked three of 'em and they're alright, like :snooty:

[*goddess*]

:frusty: I'm almost out, you best send em to me....... I'm a very worthy cause:P

[Lilmiss]

Pfft, I still looking damn intelligent next to you, you crazyswivelchair/busstealingloonytune


Of course you would.
If I were wearing a gigantic bird suit. :D :ermm:


My swivel chair, btw, is teh dogs bollericks.
It looks something your Grandad would sit in comfortably smoking a pipe, while your Gran hoovered around his feet, nagging him to throw it away. :huh:
It's sooo cushty, and it swivels too. :w00t: :simplethings: :wubs:



Lets not annoy the welsh fag end tonight, I believe he pwned me earlier. :blushing:



nite nites

[manker]

Nighty night.

Goddess, I shall keep one and pop it inside your letterbox the next time I'm in the vicinity :naughty:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Birdsuit?

:dry:No more pics for you weaselyone.

:D Glad tha 'hot' chair was worth it, woulda been a sight to see ya lugging it aboot:lol:

:crying: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, tell me it isn't soooooooo....... the mank pwned ya? Oh deary,deary whoa is me:blink:

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/zzz.gifNight choo :lips:

[*goddess*]

Nighty night.

Goddess, I shall keep one and pop it inside your letterbox the next time I'm in the vicinity :naughty:

:crying: What, no personal delivery?

[manker]

It's 3am and I'm up at eight in the morning. Whoa is me :blink:

Night, all.

[manker]

:crying: What, no personal delivery?Letterbox is a euphemism :naughty:


Now there is a word I haven't used on here for a while.

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Meh, your parcel's too old for my letterbox anyhoop:P


:hugz: Night night xxx

[Lilmiss]

No more pics for you weaselyone.

Oh really? I've already hacked into your account, and posted the most classy pics on Nutbags.com. :shifty: :lol:



Have I mentioned I love my lil bro more than words, lately?
Cos I do. :wub: :blushing:

[Guillaume]

You can bring back that bus now, cos I found a solution to your car problems.
http://img168.exs.cx/img168/7505/tortucar1sh.jpg
no need to worry about water entering the grille now.

[Lilmiss]

Perfect, I collect Turtles.
Not real ones, mind.
Splinter may get pished at me for that. :unsure:



I still have the bus, and tanks to my bro, I also own a new pair of Van's too. :lol: :wub:

[manker]

Perfect, I collect Turtles.
Not real ones, mind.
Splinter may get pished at me for that. :unsure:



I still have the bus, and tanks to my bro, I also own a new pair of Van's too. :lol: :wub:I reckon Splinter would be proud of you collecting turtles, so long as you treated them properly. Plenty of pizza to eat and mutant pigs and rhinos to fight.


The last gift a sibling bought for me was Chavy Hilfiger aftershave :dry:

[Spider_dude]

Fsb>

[Lilmiss]

My brother is only 14, and bought me the best pair of trainers you could imagine. And they are brown and tan, nothing too extreme.

He also got me cheese flavoured Scooby Snacks. :blink:
American folk eat these, apparently.
Tonight t'was like xmas. I got loadsa prezzies, and money, and schnapps, and my family back home. :wub:


I'm setting my fish tank up soon, and want a few turtles.
Think the pizza would upset the fish? :huh:

[Biggles]

Biggles is god, stoopid.


Show some respect. :unsure:

Promotion and not even a letter of confirmation. :ohmy:

I was being economical with punctuation - like Ikea, only in writing :)

[Lilmiss]

Oi! You may be god, but you're still second in command. :dry: :01: :blink:



I'm not entirley sure what sd is talking about, so I've put him on ignore. :snooty:

[Biggles]

Oi! You may be god, but you're still second in command. :dry: :01: :blink:



I'm not entirley sure what sd is talking about, so I've put him on ignore. :snooty:

:blink: I have always suspected the universe is more complex than man's ability to comprehend.

Just like SD's last really.

(I rarely understand these abbreviated l337 things anyhoo)

[Spider_dude]

front side bus

[Lilmiss]

It's baffled me, anyhoo. :blink:





Edit; whatcha trying to say, like? :chav style: :01:

[Guillaume]

The last gift a sibling bought for me was Chavy Hilfiger aftershave :dry:

Is it as bad as the Harley Davidson one?
That thing nearly melted my sinuses!:sick:

[manker]

Is it as bad as the Harley Davidson one?
That thing nearly melted my sinuses!:sick:I duno, haven't smelled either, never heard of the Harley Davidson sinus melter :lol:

I noticed the name of the Hilfiger stuff so kept the box sealed and gave it teh missus' Dad for his birthday just last month.

He doesn't understand the rights and wrongs of chav culture :no: