Opportunity school

[ziggyjuarez]

im going to Opportunity school :w00t:




























whats Opportunity school :unsure:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I don't know.

[ziggyjuarez]

Maybe its for cool people

[sparsely]

sounds like a good opportunity :shutup:

[manker]

Opportunity School offers a drop out retrieval program. Includes entrance requirements, courses and credit hours, and basic information.

Kewl.

[ziggyjuarez]

Kewl.
So its only for cool people :01:

[zedaxax]

Fantastic!!!! :w00t:





















Exactly :huh:

[manker]

So its only for cool people :01:Seems that way.

Tho' I said kewl because I'm glad that you're going back to get some edumacation. Nice one :01:

[sparsely]

maybe it's where you learn to be opportunistic?


exploiting opportunities with little regard to principle or consequences

:ohmy:

[manker]

maybe it's where you learn to be opportunistic?Maybe it's purely attended by the opulent, but they only wanted to hint at that to keep the riff-raff out :snooty:

[ziggyjuarez]

Seems that way.

Tho' I said kewl because I'm glad that you're going back to get some edumacation. Nice one :01:
I had to sit in front of 10-15 people on high chairs telling me to go to school.They dint make me cry but my eyes got watery one time :crying:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Awwwwwwwww, ziggy! :console:

[manker]

I had to sit in front of 10-15 people on high chairs telling me to go to school.They dint make me cry but my eyes got watery one time :crying:Ahhh, no shame in that. I bet it was pretty intimidating.

Well done for making it thro'.

Btw, high-chairs :unsure:

http://www.made-in-china.com/showimages/111/300004579/0/Cradle_(High_Chair).jpg

[sArA]

I know you don't need pressure, but you know its right to go back to school, especially as you are bright and would go crazy working at Maccie D's or some such for the rest of your life just to pay the bills.

I hope this is place will give you what you need.

[ziggyjuarez]

a little more like this:
http://www.georgiaheritagecoalition.org/news/nov_images/Moorecourt_small.jpg

[sparsely]

I SENTENCE YOU TO BE EXPOSED BEFORE YOUR PEERS!

http://www.cel-ebration.com/judge_arse.JPG

[ziggyjuarez]

:bye: ewww

[zedaxax]

It is only an opportunity if you gain something from it

Scchool Terminated

[Smith]

Ziggy, this school is for retards that would rather be a dummass than go to school.

Have fun working at wallmart all your life you dumbass.

[manker]

Ziggy, this school is for retards that would rather be a dummass than go to school.

Have fun working at wallmart all your life you dumbass.
You mean like the kind of retard that can't spell dumbass and Walmart.

Hey, maybe he'll see you there.


Give Ziggy a break, he seems to be having a hard time of it at the moment.

[Smith]

You mean like the kind of retard that can't spell dumbass and Walmart.

Hey, maybe he'll see you there.


Give Ziggy a break, he seems to be having a hard time of it at the moment.

Sorry...grammar queen :crying:

[manker]

It's okay. Just be more careful in future http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif

[zedaxax]

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien

[Spicker]

yay ziggy :D :D :D

really proud of u man :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

if any of those teachers cause you any grief just dial 1-888-FST-MAFIA :beerchug:

[Smith]

*Brup Brup*

[sparsely]

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.

[ziggyjuarez]

dinner?

[hobbes]

Opportunity knocks but once.

[TheYogi]

Sorry, Hobbes, i know for a fact opportunity knocks many times.

[ziggyjuarez]

Sorry, Hobbes, i know for a fact opportunity knocks many times.
Yeah i get 8.Im on my 6th

[hobbes]

Sorry, Hobbes, i know for a fact opportunity knocks many times.

But which time is the last?

That is why one must assume that it knocks but once. It may knock several times for one, but only once for another.

A drop-out teenager needs to grasp every chance at redemption and not be enouraged to think that they will be mysteriously bailed out at some point in the future.

The world does not exist to provide opportunity for the individual, it couldn't careless. Opportunities are a rare event that allow one to further himself, and each occurance is precious.

I see no help in telling a dysfunctional teen to lay back and wait for all the many second chances to passively come his way.

[sArA]

But which time is the last?

That is why one must assume that it knocks but once. It may knock several times for one, but only once for another.

A drop-out teenager needs to grasp every chance at redemption and not be enouraged to think that they will be mysteriously bailed out at some point in the future.

The world does not exist to provide opportunity for the individual, it couldn't careless. Opportunities are a rare event that allow one to further himself, and each occurance is precious.

I see no help in telling a dysfunctional teen to lay back and wait for all the many second chances to passively come his way.


:lol: :rolleyes: :hypocrite :lol:








Actually, you are quite right of course....if a little sanctimonious this evening :lol:

[TheYogi]

But which time is the last?

That is why one must assume that it knocks but once. It may knock several times for one, but only once for another.

A drop-out teenager needs to grasp every chance at redemption and not be enouraged to think that they will be mysteriously bailed out at some point in the future.

The world does not exist to provide opportunity for the individual, it couldn't careless. Opportunities are a rare event that allow one to further himself, and each occurance is precious.

I see no help in telling a dysfunctional teen to lay back and wait for all the many second chances to passively come his way.

You are right. :)

Where did i mention laying back???? :blink:

Encouragement???

You clearly misunderstand me, but that seems to be the thang lately. :(



Go, Zigs, go. :01:



Edit: As i see it, an opportunity is mostly created by one self.

No one told me to take care of (real) disfunctional teens. Yet i did.

No one told me to go run a store. Yet i did.

No one told or offered me to go train horses and their owners.

Yet there lies a big opportunity for me there.

Etc.


And I thought you actually were one of the few who actually reads my posts..... :(



I've seen too many people confuse opportunities with high hopes.


And calling Ziggy disfunctional; now that really helps!!!! :dry: :crying:


Zigs needs direction in a way that keeps him motivated, instead of other

people telling him what his direction should be.



TheDisFunctionalYogi

[ziggyjuarez]

You are right. :)
I've seen too many people confuse opportunities with high hopes.


And calling Ziggy disfunctional; now that really helps!!!! :dry: :crying:


Zigs needs direction in a way that keeps him motivated, instead of other

people telling him what his direction should be.



TheDisFunctionalYogi
I acually know where i am and where i am going.I accept it :)

[TheYogi]

:lol: :rolleyes: :hypocrite :lol:








Actually, you are quite right of course....if a little sanctimonious this evening :lol:


This evening???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TheYogi]

I acually know where i am and where i am going.I accept it :)


Good news, Zigs!!!! :)


Congrats on that. :01:



Yogi

[hobbes]

Good news, Zigs!!!! :)


Congrats on that. :01:



Yogi

I understood your post, no need for dramatics. I thought it downplayed the importance of THIS particular opportunity, which I did not think was a good thing to do. It's a discussion board, people will disagree, I can live with that.

My point in making that quip, was that this kid is being offered a chance to get back into school and this is the cruicible which will determine the rest of his life.

All the high school dropout I know are still waiting tables and parking cars. This does not make them bad people but they are sort of locked into their low income, month to month existances.

I think it is crucial that ziggy understand that this IS the fork in the road in his life. I've been there, witnessed that. Exceptional people can overcome taking the high school drop out route, but the average man is best advised to finish highschool and continue to learn a specialized skill.

[Agrajag]

The world does not exist to provide opportunity for the individual, it couldn't careless.
I agree.

Good luck, I hope it works well for you and you enjoy it.

[MagicNakor]

Opportunity knocks but once.

But the postman always rings twice.

:shuriken:

[Snee]

Ziggy, this school is for retards that would rather be a dummass than go to school.

Have fun working at wallmart all your life you dumbass.
No it isn't, you gypsy, it's a second chance kind of thing as far as I can understand it, it's meant to put people back on track.

And btw, your spelling sucks baws.

[hobbes]

:hypocrite
:lol: :rolleyes: :hypocrite :lol:








Actually, you are quite right of course....if a little sanctimonious this evening:lol:

Sometimes I have to dole out some tough love to you mortals. :hypocrite


You're good kids and all, but sometimes you need a firm hand.

[Snee]

Any developments here, ziggy?

[ziggyjuarez]

Dont start untill monday.The school is real small (130 people) so i dont think i will have a problem with fights.Its also 30-40 miles away from where i live :(

[Snee]

Small schools can be good :)

Shame about the distance though, it's even further than I have to travel to uni.

Still, lots of music and an mp3 player or something should make it easier.

[hobbes]

Dont start untill monday.The school is real small (130 people) so i dont think i will have a problem with fights.Its also 30-40 miles away from where i live :(



Be sure to flash your KLF membership card to the kids on the bus, that will give you all kinds of street credit.

Sounds to me like a lot of last minute homework will be completed on the long ride. You guys should break the homework up and then spend the bus trip passing around the ones you did and copying the others. Team-work :01:

[Rick Phlegm]

Sounds to me like a lot of last minute homework will be completed on the long ride. You guys should break the homework up and then spend the bus trip passing around the ones you did and copying the others. Team-work :01:
Alternatively, beat the other kids up and force them to do your homework for you.

Establish dominance early! :01:

[McStabhappy]

whats Opportunity school :unsure:
your last chance

[ziggyjuarez]

your last chance
Thats refreshing

[hobbes]

Thats refreshing

Don't worry lil zigs, the military is a sure back-up plan.

http://www.untitled-document.org/funnybone/camel%20spider.jpg

You even get your own pet.

[ziggyjuarez]

By the time i get in we will be in china!

[MagicNakor]

Good Lord, what are those? Unless I'm counting wrong, they've got too many legs to be spiders.

:shuriken:

[ziggyjuarez]

Good Lord, what are those? Unless I'm counting wrong, they've got too many legs to be spiders.

:shuriken:
Camel spiders.

[Snee]

Is that one spider eating another?


Or maybe some mutant freak.




I bet that's the kind of thing you can learn in opportunity school. :unsure:

[manker]

Looks like arachnid cunnilingus to me :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

Is that one spider eating another?


Or maybe some mutant freak.




I bet that's the kind of thing you can learn in opportunity school. :unsure:
is actually a camera Trix to make it look bigger.but its still a big ass spider :shutup:

[Snee]

The sleeve is a clue to the right size, I thought.

The spiders look like one creature rather than two, though.

[manker]

Snopes sorts it out. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp)

[Mr. Mulder]

Snopes sorts it out. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp)

shit! :fear:

[ziggyjuarez]

O-Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.
:shutup:

[DanB]

teh fook :fear:

[Snee]

'k, I wanna trade in the bugs in my terrarium for one of those.

[ziggyjuarez]

Spider - Im gonna kill joo motha
SnnY - oeh joo
spider - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SnnY- youre so cool mr.spider

[Snee]

:01:


:blink:

[*goddess*]

:blink: Not sure bout the spider relevance, but g'luck Ziggy:)

[Lilmiss]

O-Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.



Holy bejesus, that sounds like my car.

Wouldn't want one of them in the bath tub. :fear:




G'lucks Zig, kick ass. :01:

[hobbes]

What motivates a man?

A military career with camel spiders (see above)

Or a college campus filled with

http://www.camel-toes.de/black_cameltoe_pink_bikini.jpg

A different kind of camel.

[Snee]

Ziggy

In case I forget to say this later, I hope you have a good time tomorrow, and don't get too nervous, I'm sure it'll be all right.

These things are usually much easier to deal with if you'll keep calm and go with the flow, so chill.

[ziggyjuarez]

Thnks.I allways keep that in mind when starting something new.

[manker]

All the best, ziggy :01:

[ziggyjuarez]

Almost time.Still havent sleept but thats be normal

[ziggyjuarez]

Well im gonna take off.Wish me luck if im in eny fights :01:

[Snee]

Good luck.

Kick 'em in the nuts.

[ziggyjuarez]

Opportunity my ass.Its only till 8:30 to 12:30
3 class's and the teacher is bad at teaching.The bus's dont get there till 3 hours later then i have to get on another bus,well fuck you Jesus

[Dr Spaulding]

Opportunity my ass.Its only till 8:30 to 12:30
3 class's and the teacher is bad at teaching.The bus's dont get there till 3 hours later then i have to get on another bus,well fuck you Jesus

coco juarez potty mouth :)

[ziggyjuarez]

Fuck jesus in his whore of a mom.I rape'd her then knock'd the bitch out,then she dint remember,then she got pregnant with jesus.

[hobbes]

Fuck jesus in his whore of a mom.I rape'd her then knock'd the bitch out,then she dint remember,then she got pregnant with jesus.



Ever notice that Ziggy gets in rage from time to time. Me thinks this may have something to do with this situation.

[ziggyjuarez]

Ever notice that Ziggy gets in rage from time to time. Me thinks this may have something to do with this situation.
Jesus controls my life path.A Jehovah's witness told me :angry:

[wacko jacko]

Snopes sorts it out. (http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp)
wow :ohmy:

[hobbes]

Opportunity my ass.Its only till 8:30 to 12:30
3 class's and the teacher is bad at teaching.The bus's dont get there till 3 hours later then i have to get on another bus,well fuck you Jesus


So you have 3 hours to complete all of your homework before actually getting home.

You can take a Centrum on the bus then get home and hit the gym so that you will be the cock of the walk. :01:

Then you can spend the rest of the evening on the interweb thing, bragging about your "guns".

You always have to spin things to the positive.

[wacko jacko]

So you have 3 hours to complete all of your homework before actually getting home.

You can take a Centrum on the bus then get home and hit the gym so that you will be the cock of the walk. :01:

Then you can spend the rest of the evening on the interweb thing, bragging about your "guns".

You always have to spin things to the positive.
:no: nonstop stories of a wild time at wacko's house ;)

[hobbes]

:no: nonstop stories of a wild time at wacko's house ;)

Wacko hands out fondlable, um, er, no, chewable, ya that's it, chewable Flintstone vitamins, not Centrum vitamins.

The thing that really freaks the kids out is that Jacko chews them for you then passes them directly into your mouth. :sick:

[wacko jacko]

roflmao but it fun :lol:

[Adster]

no comment

[wacko jacko]

me too