toenails smell awful when burnt

[Lilmiss]

Not when they are still attached....well, I guess they do, but I'm not willing to try that.




Any volunteers?

[DarthInsinuate]

why were you cooking toe nails? i'm a lazy, poor, hungry student and i'm not that desperate, yet

[manker]

Put one right at the bottom of a joint while you're rolling so one of your mates smokes it on the pass around.

Taking care to ensure that you don't forget that you've done this and get the foul stench down the back of your neck :glare:

This game is also fun if you put multiple match heads in the spliff - but it gets a bit like eyebrow Russian roulette.

[Lilmiss]

I put my fag down in the ashtray, after clipping my toenails.
Grosse, huh?
Carried on smoking it anyway. :unsure:



I'm a bugger for spiking spliffs with matchstick ends, don't think toenails would get as many giggles though. Just beatings.



Can I burn Roberts toenails?
For scientific reasons, of course.

[manker]

You could let SGG extract his toenails with pliers first, I reckon she'd be good at that :D

I had to stop with the match heads, I always forgot about it.

[Spider_dude]

sgg?

[manker]

sgg?Spatula Geek Girl.


She seems to like blood a lot.

[Lilmiss]

But then they wouldn't be attached. :no fun:

[Guillaume]

Fine, we'll find a compromise: SGG gets the fingernails and Lilmiss burns the toenails.
Plus, knowing the kind of character bob000 is, I'm sure he has 12 of each. :dry:

[manker]

We could just burn teh robster. At the steak, like.

He's probably a heretic anyway.

[Guillaume]

We could just burn teh robster. At the steak, like.

'k. I wanted him medium rare anyway.

[manker]

Oh, you didn't ... . :ohmy:


I'm not going to post that pic because now you've got me worried that you're rodding me into believing that I actually rodded you.

:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

:blink:



I'm actually doing that expression right now.
In reverse.

[Guillaume]

I'm not going to post that pic because now you've got me worried that you're rodding me into believing that I actually rodded you.


Rod politics are getting to convoluted from my poor amphibian brain. :frusty:

Why don't we declare a truce on all rodding matters?

[manker]

No 'cos you might be rodding me :ermm:

[Gripper]

What about sticking match's under your nails lighting them an see how long you go before you blow em out :w00t:



Don't try it it hurt's like f*ck :crying:

[*goddess*]

:01: I wanna be in the torture Robert game tooooooooooo.


:frusty: Just snuck onto me sis' puter for a few minutes, damn so-called ISP's giving me a hard time again, so be a coupla days before I get back online properly.

:lips: See ya's soon xxx

[Snee]

They smell about the same as burning hair.

[manker]

They smell about the same as burning hair.That's cause it's the same sctuff.

Are you rodding :unsure:

[Guillaume]

See? I told you this was getting too complicated. :dry:

[Snee]

That's cause it's the same sctuff.

Are you rodding :unsure:
I might have been trying to, until you gave it away. :dry:

[Biggles]

I might have been trying to, until you gave it away. :dry:

One should always take care not to display one's rod too soon. :whistling

[ahctlucabbuS]

One should always take care not to display one's rod too soon. :whistling

That, of course, depends on the person in question.

[Snee]

manker likes rods :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

I don't mind Rod, but I hate that duck.

[Biggles]

I don't mind Rod, but I hate that duck.

It was an Emu wasn't it?

[Lilmiss]

:shutup:

[Snee]

Are those band-aids or teeth?

[Lilmiss]

That would be my stupidity band aid, only to be used when I'm being a complete dumbass.




:shutup: