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-NL-
04-06-2003, 09:55 PM
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.

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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!

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Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

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Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!

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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!

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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!

kAb
04-07-2003, 01:32 AM
this is the only funny one:

Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!

Wolfmight
04-07-2003, 04:03 AM
Mommey Mommey, I want to goto internet.

Shut up and wait till your 18!

dwightfry
04-07-2003, 05:00 AM
Mommy Mommy, Daddy's getting up

Shut up and reload





Mommy Mommy, I can't stop running in circles

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor

Acecool
04-07-2003, 07:54 AM
ummm, not funny?

Paul_NFFC
04-08-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Acecool@7 April 2003 - 08:54
ummm, not funny?
agreed <_<

Curley
04-08-2003, 10:11 PM
:huh:

Tormentor
04-09-2003, 10:32 PM
Those are hillarious&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wolfmight
04-09-2003, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Nottingham_Forest_Football_Club+8 April 2003 - 22:55--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nottingham_Forest_Football_Club @ 8 April 2003 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Acecool@7 April 2003 - 08:54
ummm, not funny?
agreed <_< [/b][/quote]
:rtfaq:
Sick Jokes, some are a bit lame, but funny

Tormentor
04-10-2003, 01:42 AM
Those jokes arnt really sick they are just damn funny&#33;

Rip The Jacker
04-12-2003, 01:49 AM
I don&#39;t get it..... :huh:

Z
04-16-2003, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by andrewlamb098@9 April 2003 - 17:32
Those are hillarious&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:
u also like the weird panda....

:lol:

actually KAB is right, thats the only funny one. (for once kab, ya hear? :P )

Got_brains?
04-17-2003, 01:35 PM
:x :x :x :x Funny but sick.

rob_miles_xxx
04-17-2003, 01:52 PM
[email protected]&#39;s a couple of sick ones:


wots black, bubbles and taps on glass?

a baby in a microwave&#33;


wots the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

you can&#39;t pick up bowling balls with a pitch fork&#33;

e-mail me if anyone has any more jokes or if ur bored and want to sent someone some hate mail. feel free

Paul_NFFC
04-18-2003, 04:26 AM
i dont see how these are funny at all <_<

i dont really care that they may be abit sick but i just think theyre shit :blink:

get some proper jokes posted up not this rubbish