oh dear jebus

[ziggyjuarez]

i just spent 20minutes trying to figure out why my computer keeps on opening new windows with links and selects multiple files.then i was about to turn off the pc and saw my "SHIFT KEY WAS STUCK DOWN AND I WAS LIKE WT :frusty:

[Snee]

suckerrr

[ziggyjuarez]

SADLY <------see that it happened again>>>>this wasent the first time

[Mr. Mulder]

:shifty: --> :shiftkey:

[ziggyjuarez]

shiftkey from hell! LOOK ITS DOWN AGAIN SERIOUSLY IM NOT TRYING TO DO THIS :(

[enoughfakefiles]

Shiftkey>ziggy :P

[DanB]

take it off and clean it?

[ziggyjuarez]

OPen windows media player and then play a song.Press the shift key fast.Its like a record oooh

[hobbes]

shiftkey from hell! LOOK ITS DOWN AGAIN SERIOUSLY IM NOT TRYING TO DO THIS :(

You might check around for camel spiders. Aside from running at 25 mph, being as large as a dinner plate, and emitting high pitched screams, they also have a penchant for computer hacking and keyboard mischief.

There is probably one under your bed suppressing a laugh, right now. Or is it in your closet, or under your toilet seat. I'm sure it wouldn't be sleeping in your underwear drawer. Don't even think about that.

[Lilmiss]

There is probably one under your bed suppressing a laugh, right now.

:ermm: Bedtime stories with Hobbes? :fear:




I left me front door open earlier, just to let a breeze in while I did cleaning and stuff. I was in the bathroom when I noticed a streak of fur zipping into my bedroom. The fat ugly puttycat had gone into hiding under the bed, between boxes and clothes. I tried everything normal to try and convince him to come out, but he just wouldnt move. So I jumped on the bed as hard as I could. :devil:

Won't be seeing him again. :01:

[Gripper]

Barbara woodhouse eat your heart out...Animal Training the Lilmiss way,jump on the little feckers head :P

[Snee]

You might check around for camel spiders. Aside from running at 25 mph, being as large as a dinner plate, and emitting high pitched screams, they also have a penchant for computer hacking and keyboard mischief.

There is probably one under your bed suppressing a laugh, right now. Or is it in your closet, or under your toilet seat. I'm sure it wouldn't be sleeping in your underwear drawer. Don't even think about that.
You want him to wet his sheets again?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

We all know what bodily fluid is lodged in ziggy's keyboard as to cause this. :nono:

[hobbes]

We all know what bodily fluid is lodged in ziggy's keyboard as to cause this. :nono:

I think it is moustache cheese.

[bujub22]

:ermm: Bedtime stories with Hobbes? :fear:




I left me front door open earlier, just to let a breeze in while I did cleaning and stuff. I was in the bathroom when I noticed a streak of fur zipping into my bedroom. The fat ugly puttycat had gone into hiding under the bed, between boxes and clothes. I tried everything normal to try and convince him to come out, but he just wouldnt move. So I jumped on the bed as hard as I could. :devil:

Won't be seeing him again. :01:
anyone in the mood fo chinnese food!? :w00t:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I think it is moustache cheese.

We all know what you think.

[bujub22]

fo shizzle!

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

No shizzel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one

[hobbes]

We all know what you think.

http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/genxistalb.jpg

Kiss Me Deadly

The greyhound's rocking out tonight
To maximum rockabilly
When two punks chose to risk the subway
For a tube to Picadilly
And the Zephrys stir fast gangs for glory
Another dumb casualty
Having fun
In South West six
When a hidden flick knife flicks
Kiss me deadly tonight

Another battle was won and lost
Down The Bishops End last night
Spotlights pick the kids in triumph

With a thousand scarves in flight, see how they run
Spring from the terraces in black and white
Young and old into the fight
Having fun
In South West six
With violence for a fix
Kiss me deadly tonight

Seven o'clock they stand in rank
For the thirty bus uptown
And later in a downstairs room
She pulls her lover down
In ecstacy but they can't make a sound
Case her mother might come down
Having fun
In South West six
Discovers teenage sex
Kiss me deadly tonight

The snooker hall is empty
Cos they're all out playing pool
Hustling down the Fulham Road
Doing deals with Mr.Cool
They're on the waterfront now instead of being at school
Too old now to dig pinball
Having fun
In South West six
Having fun
When a hidden flick knife flicks
With violence for a fix
Discovers teenage sex
Tried shooting up for kicks
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me
Kiss me tonight

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Good for you.

[bujub22]

No shizzel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~coeprodv/shizzle.jpg

[hobbes]

Good for you.


Thank you, I am quite the Generation X fan. Simple but energetic.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I'm sure you are.

[ziggyjuarez]

Hobbs know how to rock!I seen him do it

[bujub22]

Hobbs knows how to get his rocks off!...I seen him do it
:sick:

[wacko jacko]

:lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

:sick:
:naughty: sexual

[TheYogi]

:naughty: sexual


Hobbes rocking off sexually............ :huh:


http://www.churches.com/humor/rabbit.jpg
[i quite like the symbolism in this joke........... :) ]

[hobbes]

Well laugh if you will, but more people have downloaded my self love video than the Paris Hilton thing.

They appreciate my romantic candle lit, loob-fest videos for their romantic passion.

[ziggyjuarez]

were can i find this...um video?

[wacko jacko]

were can i find this...um video?
FBI got it :crying:

[ziggyjuarez]

FBI got it :crying:
Im gonna join the ATF when i grow up :happy:

[wacko jacko]

Im gonna join the ATF when i grow up :happy:
alantas top fag?

[ziggyjuarez]

alantas top fag?
ATF (http://www.atf.treas.gov/)

[wacko jacko]

ATF (http://www.atf.treas.gov/)
but your mexican and that groups fo shay whitey ;)

[ziggyjuarez]

but your mexican and that groups fo shay whitey ;)
well i can do what you did

[wacko jacko]

well i can do what you did
i did'nt do anything this is a skin rash ..a very bad skin rash :ph34r:

[ziggyjuarez]

Lie!

[wacko jacko]

:no:

[ziggyjuarez]

jes iz be

[wacko jacko]

:no:

[ziggyjuarez]

liek mie boeady

[wacko jacko]

Ive gone touch on everything but lil boys !

[ziggyjuarez]

Ive gone touch on everything like lil boys !
im sending that to the court

[wacko jacko]

conspiracy theory 1 :ph34r: