How to make Women Happy?

[100%]

Yes i know about the basics but it seems even doing correctly contradicts itself.
Please advise

Honesty? (truth/dependable/lack of imagination)
Reliability? (certantity/garantuee/slave)
Unpredictability? (life/excitement/women's logic)
Big "dude's"? (size,meat,carne,macho)
Passion? (love/excitement/mania/heat/rage/pain)
Attention? (aid/tenderneness/care/spotlight/cameras)
Materiality? (Bling Bling/Trend/Cash/wealth/image)
Abuse (visually/sexually/physically/conceptually/toilet art)
Baibi's? (breeding/creation/life/doing something/training)
Ears? (listening/heeding/comprehend/eavesdropping/obey)
Sex? (arousal/orgasm/golden/abuse)

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[Guillaume]

How to make Women Happy?
Not possible.

Next question.

[TheYogi]

Honesty? Basic
Reliability? Basic
Unpredictability? Surprises can do magic, though some woman..........
Big "dude's"? Depends on what woman likes
Passion? For me it is key. Without passion no life.
Attention? Tender caring aid helps
Materiality? For loosers.
Abuse: Nono.
Baibi's? If you are shure it gets the love it deserves,..........
Ears? Here it helps if you can fake genuine interest.
Sex? If you have what it takes, it helps.

[TheYogi]

Not possible.

Next question.


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[Mr. Mulder]

i've found that buying them stuff works wonders ;)

[TheYogi]

i've found that buying them stuff works wonders ;)


Agreed. :)

A present a day keeps the arguing away. :01:

Though it can even be a handpicked bouquet of wild flowers. :wub:

Or cooking for her.(wich i do every day..... :P )

Or a compliment on how stunning she looks....... :w00t:


Etc, etc.


And my same advise as ever: Never take anything for granted. :shifty:


TheLoveYogi

[wacko jacko]

put on thriller

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[TheYogi]

put on thriller

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That was quick.............. :lol:

[wacko jacko]

i swing the lil 1s off there feet :naughty:

[Smith]

I've found that complementing them on parts of their body that they are self conscience of scores major points.

[wacko jacko]

or wait till there asleep:devil:

[sArA]

Imo...its relatively simple...

Just be about right....treat women as well as you would like to be treated yourself.

and allow for the fact that you are individuals, and are not perfect.

Of course if you happen to become involved with a Barking Rabbit....well....sorry mate, there is nothing you can do.

Just run away.....




Definition of Barking Rabbit:

These people give all the impression of being the perfect mate, looks, likes etc. In fact they are so great they are like Yogi's fluffy bunnies. But then one day they open their mouths and go "Woof" and they turn out to be your worst nightmare.

(Usually only spotted once the money runs out)

[wacko jacko]

SEE WOMEN CANT BE PLEASED!

just put thriller on !

[TheYogi]

Imo...its relatively simple...

Just be about right....treat women as well as you would like to be treated yourself.

and allow for the fact that you are individuals, and are not perfect.

Of course if you happen to become involved with a Barking Rabbit....well....sorry mate, there is nothing you can do.

Just run away.....

Definition of Barking Rabbit:

These people give all the impression of being the perfect mate, looks, likes etc. In fact they are so great they are like Yogi's fluffy bunnies. But then one day they open their mouths and go "Woof" and they turn out to be your worst nightmare.

(Usually only spotted once the money runs out)

Errrm, but i like to be treated like shit cos i am perfect.......... :w00t:



And my fluffy rabbit only makes cute crunchy noises.......... :blushing:

Okay, and the occasional stamping........ :D

[Lilmiss]

How to make Women Happy?


Give them a loaded gun, then run like the wind.

[hobbes]

Don't call her, don't care about her opinion, screw her on Saturday night after you have struck out elswhere.

Oh, my bad, that is how to get a women to create a whole mythology about who you are and what your potential is.

My mistake, I thought you wanted to know how to get a woman to worship you.

Seems that the nicer one is, the more they think they can do better.

[Guillaume]

And my fluffy rabbit only makes cute crunchy noises.......... :blushing:

You're not supposed to munch on 'em you know. :dry:

[wacko jacko]

what do women want?

me late night with bubbles
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