I broke my boyfriends nose!

[sArA]

Mucking about as ya do... I jumped up and hit him in the nose with my head and we heard this loud CRACK!!!

Of course, he was in considerable pain, but as it was an upward movement rather than on the side, it is still straight and there was no blood.....however, it is 3 days now and it still makes a clicking noise.....


Me bad beating up my bf......:guilt:

[wacko jacko]

WAY TO GO SARA! :01:


BUT were you mad at him at the time or accident?

[sArA]

WAY TO GO SARA! :01:


BUT were you mad at him at the time or accident?

Nah....just messing about.

Funny thing is, I have also accidentally hit him in the bollocks at least 4 times in as many months, once in WH Smiths....which I found hillarious (him doubled up on the floor of a large bookstore). (naughty unsympathetic cow that I am)

I have never before caused a boyfriend so much physical pain, particularly when you consider that he hasn't actually pissed me off in any way.. :huh:

I admit...he does take it rather well. :)

[wacko jacko]

maybe he likes the ruff stuff?

go kick him in the nuts and tell him it turns you on and see what happens:naughty:

[Dr Spaulding]

will you punch my nose cos it's bent :(

[Adster]

maybe he likes the ruff stuff?

go kick him in the nuts and tell him it turns you on and see what happens:naughty:

you do that sara too many times don't expect to have kids with him with permanent damage :P

[sArA]

you do that sara too many times don't expect to have kids with him with permanent damage :P

I already have 2....he however doesnt have any.

I am too old to start that game again anyway...so he's had to accept the no kids of his own thing.





@ Dr Spalding.....come ere mate...:swings left hook:

[clocker]

I have never before caused a boyfriend so much physical pain, particularly when you consider that he hasn't actually pissed me off in any way.. :huh:

I admit...he does take it rather well. :)
That's because he is terrified. :shutup:
He better than most can imagine what you're capable when you are pissed.

[wacko jacko]

sara the conquer

[TheYogi]

Sara, i am seriously reconsidering your holiday at our ranch........... :yikes:

[wacko jacko]

Sara, i am seriously reconsidering your holiday at our ranch........... :yikes:
and not mine :angry:

[Adster]

at least she didn't break his balls only his nose

[TheYogi]

and not mine :angry:


Huh??? :huh:


You not what??? :blink:

[wacko jacko]

Huh??? :huh:


You not what??? :blink:
:frusty: n/m

[Money Fist]

hmmm
if its broken he might wanna let the quack see it
it might heal at an awkward angle (it's well known to happen)

[Adster]

mayeb sara can smash it back into place??

[wacko jacko]

:01: sara

[Money Fist]

quite trendy now days
http://www.medco-school.com/images/products/47060.jpg

[wacko jacko]

quite trendy now days
http://www.medco-school.com/images/products/47060.jpg
:w00t: i want 1 for when i go to court

[Adster]

quite trendy now days
http://www.medco-school.com/images/products/47060.jpg

:lol:

I know what its like to have a broken nose played soccer as goal keeper once big mistage dived down and CRACK kick in the nose teh pain goes to your braiin

[wacko jacko]

i jus need it cuz mine keeps falling off

[Adster]

well if you stop wearing a friggin mask over your face

[wacko jacko]

:no:

[Gripper]

Sara you could have killed him hitting like that...just thought i'd add that happy fact

[wacko jacko]

Sara you could have killed him hitting like that...just thought i'd add that happy fact
thats true the nose bone could have went right striaght to his brain if hit right :(

[manker]

I admit...he does take it rather well. :) Last Tango in Paris :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

thats true the nose bone could have went right striaght to his brain if hit right :(

I was led to believe this was an urban legend. :unsure:

[Illuminati]

Moderator brutality, Sara? ;)

[wacko jacko]

I was led to believe this was an urban legend. :unsure:
:no: thats like the small basic for self defense to hit at a upward motion to the nose it blinds and or could kill a oppnent ;)

[enoughfakefiles]

:no: thats like the small basic for self defense to hit at a upward motion to the nose it blinds and or could kill a oppnent ;)

1. Our hero, a martial arts expert, is in a heated battle with a baddie. Striking the villain on the bridge of the nose, he “kills him instantly” by a “driving splinters of bone into his brain.”

I had my doubts about this one the first time I read it. However, I consulted a real martial arts expert and asked if this was, in fact, possible. His answer was no – and yes. And for the reasons I always that it was possible.

You can kill someone by sending bone splinters into their brain, but you can’t “kill them instantly.” Those parts of the brain that control our autonomic reflexes—the ones that control our breathing and heartbeat—are located in the back of the skull. What’s in the front, right behind the nose, is the cerebellum. Bone splinters would cause internal bleeding, which would eventually kill the victim—the much talked-about cerebral hemorrhage—but it would take time. How much time would depend on the level of damage and bleeding, but several minutes are required for severe damage and it can take days if the damage is small.

:unsure:

[sArA]

Thanks for all the portents of doom guys...but I reiterate that it was an

Accident :crying:

Still, as he is not dead or blind I think I can sleep nights..... :happy:

[wacko jacko]

1. Our hero, a martial arts expert, is in a heated battle with a baddie. Striking the villain on the bridge of the nose, he “kills him instantly” by a “driving splinters of bone into his brain.”

I had my doubts about this one the first time I read it. However, I consulted a real martial arts expert and asked if this was, in fact, possible. His answer was no – and yes. And for the reasons I always that it was possible.

You can kill someone by sending bone splinters into their brain, but you can’t “kill them instantly.” Those parts of the brain that control our autonomic reflexes—the ones that control our breathing and heartbeat—are located in the back of the skull. What’s in the front, right behind the nose, is the cerebellum. Bone splinters would cause internal bleeding, which would eventually kill the victim—the much talked-about cerebral hemorrhage—but it would take time. How much time would depend on the level of damage and bleeding, but several minutes are required for severe damage and it can take days if the damage is small.

:unsure:
i never said he'l die instantly i jus said he could have! ;)

and @sara just take it easy on the fella he's the man of the relationship not the bitch! :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

@sara just take it easy on the fella he's the man of the relationship not the bitch! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

me reminds meself never piss off that mod :ph34r:

[Money Fist]

me reminds meself never piss off that mod :ph34r:
yea or she will girl power ur arse
just kiddin :P
accidents do happen

[*goddess*]

:mad3: What is it with you guys and the nuts. I accidently nudged em with my knee and you should have seen the carry on. I apologised profusely and was told I wasn't sorry at all even tho I hadn't laughed or anything.

:frusty: Anyone'd think you guys are the only ones to ever suffer any goddamn pain.

[wacko jacko]

:mad3: What is it with you guys and the nuts. I accidently nudged em with my knee and you should have seen the carry on. I apologised profusely and was told I wasn't sorry at all even tho I hadn't laughed or anything.

:frusty: Anyone'd think you guys are the only ones to ever suffer any goddamn pain.
you my dear need a hug and i am not there to give you one :crying: