Highlight of the Day?

[Guillaume]

Ok, no quoteage, but you didn't say a thing about the infamous "print screen" key... :shifty:

[*goddess*]

:snooty: I don't see why she should have special privaleges anyhoo.

[Lilmiss]

Feck, I've just sat at the window for 5 minutes in my skants trying to catch the lightning, alas it's seems to be passing. I likes the lightning, think it must be about 15 miles away now. :unsure:

Urm, it's awful, but I lift heavy things moment....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaaflexy.jpg

[S!X]

Lilmiss, Your hawt :wub: :ph34r:

My highlight of the day was Eating a 5 hour old bigmac, and downloading like 6 green day albums :D

[Guillaume]

:snooty: I don't see why she should have special privaleges anyhoo.


Cos she has big biceps and a stick? :fear:

[*goddess*]

:nono: Bah, you still aint getting the privaliges.






Holy crap that's a fecking big knife

[Lilmiss]

I'm overheating from teh speed, course I'm hot. :phew:
Gee, you shut your mush or I shall panel it in with my remote control.
Unless, you still have the sharp things at hand. :fear:

The lightning outside is getting futher away, yet brighter, and all I can manage to catch is my thumb.

[S!X]

I'm overheating from teh speed, course I'm hot. :phew:
Gee, you shut your mush or I shall panel it in with my remote control.
Unless, you still have the sharp things at hand. :fear:

The lightning outside is getting futher away, yet brighter, and all I can manage to catch is my thumb.

Are you on drugs? :blink: :ermm:

[Lilmiss]

25% of the time I'm straight.
It's unfortunatly 3:15 in the morn, and seriously sound like a warzone out there.
I can't sleep, I need to guard my vinyls from the pre-expectated blaze.



HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS LOUD!!!! :fear: :cries:

[S!X]

25% of the time I'm straight.
It's unfortunatly 3:15 in the morn, and seriously sound like a warzone out there.
I can't sleep, I need to guard my vinyls from the pre-expectated blaze.



HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS LOUD!!!! :fear: :cries:

:ohmy:

[*goddess*]

I'm overheating from teh speed, course I'm hot. :phew:
Gee, you shut your mush or I shall panel it in with my remote control.
Unless, you still have the sharp things at hand. :fear:

The lightning outside is getting futher away, yet brighter, and all I can manage to catch is my thumb.


;) I don't need sharp thinks chicky, I have far worse powers :devil: mwhahahaha


:blink: You been transported to a war zone or is just usual for wee hours of Sunday morning?

[Lilmiss]

Caught the second after.... /damns
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaaargg.jpg
It's making big booms and shaking the flat. :fear:

I belted a pal with my pokey stick tonight, just to prove it made a funky noise. :01:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Wtf is that??

[Lilmiss]

Thats the outside world, full of bright flashes and big booms.
Im a lil bit terrified. :fear:


Don't think hiding under the duvet will make it stop, but I may have to try. :ermm:

Small power surge, holy hell!!!! :cry:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: I'd get under the duvet under the couch and start burrowing for china with your big motherfecker knife.

[Lilmiss]

I think it's on it's way East now, so should wake Jonno shortly.
Meh heh heh.

I seem to have aquired some Stella stumpies....

[Lilmiss]

Stella stumpy + bed + spliff + snorts + lightning....

Surely, this can only mean strange dreams. :01:
Buh Byes!!! :fear:

[*goddess*]

:frusty: It's highly unlikely those boys'd even notice............ I do fear for Lulu tho:(





:blink: I wish ya luck on all counts

:) G'night, g'bye, sayonara and all that stoof :lips:

[Biggles]

Thats the outside world, full of bright flashes and big booms.
Im a lil bit terrified. :fear:


Don't think hiding under the duvet will make it stop, but I may have to try. :ermm:

Small power surge, holy hell!!!! :cry:

SGG will be jealous. She has a "thing" for thunderstorms - make her all bright eyed and bouncy. Frequently have to tell her that hanging out of the window and waving her arms at the sky is not a good idea. :blink: :dry:

[Lilmiss]

It was a really pretty thunderstorm, but I thought I was being bombed or something.
Didn't stop me hanging out the window of my first floor flat trying to capture it with the camera though. :fear no evil:

I've just been for afternoon tea at my Grans with the rest of the family.
I got a telling off for not going church, and not eating properly, and my pants hanging out my jeans, and my scruffy hair, and never wearing pretty dresses anymore, and....blah blah blah.
Then they wonder why I don't visit too often. :snooty:

[Guillaume]

You're not going to church? :sooty:



I wish I could be told off by my grans. :cry:

[Biggles]

I can see where there may be a disincentive on your part. :lol:

Afternoon tea is nice but it is not such a free lunch if you come away with your ears ringing.

You missed church on Beltane :shifty: good girl.

[Lilmiss]

Always hated everything about church.
Pathetic cult with far too much power and money, imo.

No moon worshipping going on round 'ere, suppose the thunderstorm scared 'em all away. Either that, or my awfully loud singing voice, I was using a lot last night. :ermm:


Gee, when we have a family meet, it's usually 15+ old nagging wifeys and other crazy folk bantering about a loada junk. But I did get strawberries. :01:

[Biggles]

Always hated everything about church.
Pathetic cult with far too much power and money, imo.

No moon worshipping going on round 'ere, suppose the thunderstorm scared 'em all away. Either that, or my awfully loud singing voice, I was using a lot last night. :ermm:


Gee, when we have a family meet, it's usually 15+ old nagging wifeys and other crazy folk bantering about a loada junk. But I did get strawberries. :01:


Tis a long time since I had tea with my Grans and other elderly relatives :( Although as I recall, most of the converstaion involved having detailed medical knowledge and a really serious understanding of the extended geneology of the family - also invariably involved a clip round the ear for swiping something from the table that was meant for one of the old crusties. :01:

Ahh the good old days. Fortunately, SGG's Gran is quite elderly and a stickler for tradition. All three meals a day are set table affairs with napkins etc., no talking with mouth full and asking to leave the table at the end. If she gets too out of line, a quick word with her mum and the threat of a holiday in Suffolk with Gran is on the cards - works wonders :devil:

[Lilmiss]

:P Normally my lil brother is there to suffer the most of waggling fingers, but he escaped early to go skateboarding.
I actually do have a great family, even though they are all crazy in their own ways. My Gran actually flashed one of my mates at xmas dinner to make him smile. It had the opposite effect, but still... :D

And yeah, stealing the last cream slice will get you lynched round 'ere. :fear:

[Guillaume]

Highlight of the day: It's 30°C (86°F). On May 1! :frusty:
I've decided to move to Greenland to try and survive summer.

[Guillaume]

Found a way to refresh a bit: found a stock of beer bottles my uncle gave me a while ago.
He brews his own and they're a bit stronger than the comercial stuff.
Refreshed, but feckered. A good compromise I think.

[Lilmiss]

My tummy hurts.



Someone left a poisoned chelsea bun in the fridge.
I think. :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Then I hope you haven't to go on your pub job... :sick:


edit:spelling n' grammar. :manker:

[Lilmiss]

Yup, I do.
And I won't be standing for any Scary Mary crap either. :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

I'm taking a breather from this...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaadinner.jpg :happy:


Where can I go to swear around here? :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

this thread?

[Lilmiss]

Fucking guess this will do then.
Bit of a piss poor effort of a happy thread anyway.


I'm not Mary, for fucks sake. :dry:

[Lilmiss]

I'm off to eat my fucking dinner. :anarchy burger:
I'm on msn, if any of you numbnuts want me to swear at you some more. :snooty:




vodka. :happy:

[GepperRankins]

you aren't on my msn :snooty:

[Lilmiss]

You're not on my either, c**thead, but you don't hear me fecking complaining. :snooty:


:P

[Lilmiss]

Was caught in the rain while wearing a vest.
Fecking weather. :dry:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whack.gif

[GepperRankins]

Was caught in the rain while wearing a vest.
Fecking weather. :dry:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whack.gif
hawt. sorry, i, i, mean poor you :console:

[enoughfakefiles]

Was caught in the rain while wearing a vest.
Fecking weather. :dry:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whack.gif

Miss lilmiss wet t`shirt. :w00t: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Oi!

Hope it pisses it down on you guys next, and you lose your house keys. :happy:

[Guillaume]

Been singing on the way home, have you? :P

[Lilmiss]

Don't tempt me aim my vocal's to the south. :snooty:

[Guillaume]

Go on. We need a bit of water to lower the temperatures.

And now you know how to record yourself... :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

But I'm nowhere near drunk enough to do something that mean.
Besides, I don't want it to rain on the way to work.

[Gripper]

Been lovely hot weather today so have mowed and strimmed front and back garden,then pissed off up the pub for 3 pints of mix,Lilmiss's singing arrived and it pissed downfor a while,nice warm day for a Bank holday so 7/10 for today

[Busyman]

I'm goin' to Wizards vs. Bulls NBA Playoffs Game 4 at 7:30pm today.

Got tickets in section 111.

http://www.mcicenter.com/images/arena_seating.jpg

[Gripper]

Have fun,who ya rootin for,Wizards or Bulls,I guess its the Chicago Bulls but where are the Wizards from.

[Busyman]

Have fun,who ya rootin for,Wizards or Bulls,I guess its the Chicago Bulls but where are the Wizards from.
It's where I'm from................
<-------------
<-------------

[Gripper]

:lol: :lol: Doh yeah sorry just to obvious for me :lol: :lol:

[GepperRankins]

I'm goin' to Wizards vs. Bulls NBA Playoffs Game 4 at 7:30pm today.

Got tickets in section 111.

http://www.mcicenter.com/images/arena_seating.jpg
:rwak:

have fun :D

[Busyman]

:lol: :lol: Doh yeah sorry just to obvious for me :lol: :lol:
It's cool.

I went to the first game (game 3) on Saturday and I just bought tickets to Fridays game. All we have to do is win tonight for there to be a Friday game.

It's a best of 7 series and the Wizards are down 2 games to 1.

Wednesday the game is in Chicago they have home court advantage.

It's goes 2 - 2 - 1 - 1 - 1.

[Gripper]

Keep us posted then

[Lilmiss]

Lilmiss's singing arrived and it pissed down


:happy: I must be doing something right.

[Lilmiss]

Now I'm bored.

In fact, I'm so bored, I'm thinking of going to find my Furby. :mellow:

[enoughfakefiles]

Now I'm bored.

In fact, I'm so bored, I'm thinking of going to find my Furby. :mellow:

What`s a furby..... :shifty:

[lynx]

What`s a furby..... :shifty:Maybe it's a cross between a Furball and a Gemby! :blink:

Or is that a Gumby? :shutup:

[Gripper]

What`s a furby..... :shifty:

Furby's are little creatures that talk nonsense... :ohmy:
My god I'm a Furby :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

/takes out Grippers batteries, and puts him back in the spare room.

[lynx]

Now I understand why you said he give you a buzz. :naughty:

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: Is Gripper really Mr Rabbit? :pinch:



If Bo doesn't find a way of reading this post, I should have electricuted him by dinnertime tomorrow. :evil cackle:

[Gripper]

It's dark..where's all me energy gone...Where am I.....
HELP :cry:

[Lilmiss]

You're in my domain now. :shifty:


I got my brum back from teh garage.
£80. :pinch:

I'm about to go play America's Most Wanted with the lil bro.
He's conned me into picking up a bargain bucket on the way. :blink:

[Guillaume]

I got my brum back from teh garage.
£80. :pinch:

Yay! But will it work now? More than a week I mean.

[DarthInsinuate]

err, taking your mum to the garage so she can work :ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

err, taking your mum to the garage so she can work :ermm:

Did she work on lilmisses car. :unsure:

[Gripper]

Lilmiss bought Birmingham from the garage for £80...she was robbed :lol: :lol: :lol: :w00t: :01:
Please let me out :cry:

[Biggles]

Yeah for Brum! :01:

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/brum_splash-big-2.gif

£80

Go Brum Go :01: :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

:D


Chav brum, if you please. :snooty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/burberrymini.jpg
I'm a Kappa Queen now. :ermm:

[Guillaume]

I'm a Kappa Queen now. :ermm:
Not until you know how to handle a knife. :dry:



So what was the reason for Brum's recurring problems? :pretendsheknowssomethingaboutmechanics:

[*goddess*]

:blink: Wish you people would speak bloody english, what the hell's a Kappa Queen?


:( I can't find my hip flask of bourbon and can't afford another bottle.

:frusty: I hid it from the ex, wish I wasn't quite so good at stashing stuff.

[Lilmiss]

So what was the reason for Brum's recurring problems?


Mainly the distrbutor cap, but the battery had worn out too.
Had new points and plastic coverings put on her, but I still need a new clutch, which will be about £50 plus labour. :pinch:

I've been advised to coat the seam of the cap in vaseline, which should seal it against the wet weather which seems to follows me.


'eh oh, Gee.
Have a Carling instead. :01:

[*goddess*]

:blink: A Will Carling?

[Lilmiss]

A willing Carling is even better. :blink:

[*goddess*]

:unsure: Depends on what he's willing to do I guess :P

[Lilmiss]

D'ya think he dated Diana to try and be King Carling? :blink:
Too much lager, methinks.

on both his part, and mine. :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:unsure: Least you have a decent excuse, can't say the same for meself on coffee at 10.45am :lol:

:D How's you anyway?

[GepperRankins]

boo!

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Shit, ya scared the pants offa me :cry:

[Lilmiss]

I'm ok, chicky.
Got me car, me smokeables, me Carling and me pink rawking jims jams.


How's you diddling, now your coffefuelled...and pantless. :unsure: :w00t:

[*goddess*]

:) I'm not bad, been sitting in the corner, snivelling and pulling the wings offa flies to make meself feel better :01:

:unsure: I gotta go, ugly blister's here.

:hug: Sleep well when ya go chook xxx

[Lilmiss]

pulling the wings offa flies to make meself feel better

My stone fly is giving me hell at the moment.
If only I could catch it, I'd send it to ya for your new brand of toast spread.

Hope you don't mope over him too long.
You can do far better than that eejit. :01:


Cheerio ho. :P



:shh: :lookaroun

[*goddess*]

http://www.in2skinz.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/spank.gif Ya gotta stop mentioning the toast, evil bloody wench.

:) Fortunately it's Autumn so not too many flies about to be tortured by yours truly.

:unsure: I'm confused, is your fly made of stone or just permanently stoned from inhabiting your abode:P

[Lilmiss]

It's my fly who only comes out when I'm smoking.
He's knows I'm slow, and torments me by diving at my head.
Isn't as cool as these ones though...Stone Flies II (http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/stoneflies2/) :dry:

Just home from the polling station, it's amazing how many people drive meters up the road instead of getting off their lazy asses and walking.

I got Lars on now, and all is good again. :wub:

[Guillaume]

Today's a holiday. So I got up at 12.
Went to the pub at 15h15, got feckered and later got treated to Japanese. :01:

[Gripper]

Today's a holiday. So I got up at 12.
Went to the pub at 15h15, got feckered and later got treated to Japanese. :01:
Japanese what :w00t:

Voted...if this is my highlight my day sucks :(

[Guillaume]

Japanese what
Sake by the pint and pork ramen. :chef:


What did you expect? Japanese massage? :naughty:

[Gripper]

Sake by the pint and pork ramen. :chef:


What did you expect? Japanese massage? :naughty:

Yes :naughty:

but the alternative sounds good :)

[Lilmiss]

I'm pisheded and fat. :01:

[Lilmiss]

Still pished and bloated.
Banana cream rawks in a sticky kinda way.


I'm going to my freshly febreezed 4 poster. :w00t:
and I'm taking shauny too.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Still pished and bloated.
Banana cream rawks in a sticky kinda way.


I'm going to my freshly febreezed 4 poster. :w00t:
and I'm taking shauny too.

:cry:

be brave shaun.....she's pissed so it'll all be over fast :ermm: .................just make sure she doesn't roll on to you :(

[Guillaume]

just make sure she doesn't roll on to you :(
Oh, somebody's gonna get the stick for that.







My tv's screen turned orange. :huh:

[Lilmiss]

just make sure she doesn't roll on to you


Think it would be more painful for me, especially if he burst.
Flossie gets squished alot, but she isn't a hot water bottle. :unsure:

I'm going to stay at my pals in the sticks tonight.
Gonna get wasted, and maybe indulge in some cow tippin' and hill rolling. :lookaroun


gerrof my land.

[Guillaume]

What have those poor beasts ever done to you? :fist:


Don't get your arse shot by a drunken peasant. :pinch:

[Lilmiss]

I shall lazer any farmers who get too close. :shifty:


:w00t: I'm gonna play on a trampoline. :w00t:

[Guillaume]

:w00t: I'm gonna play on a trampoline. :w00t:

Will I get to sign on your plaster casts? :dry:

[Lilmiss]

Plaster casts?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/eeek.bmp

[Lilmiss]

He has two mini trampolines, plus a couple of adventure playthings with swings and slides!! It's the biggest back garden I've ever seen with a mini blair witch house at the far end surrounded by trees.

And loadsa chickens to chase. :w00t:

The house was like the biggest hobbit hall ever with little passage ways that go on forever. The front of the house looks onto fields and a mini forest they have planted. I wanna live there too. :cry: :stamps feet:

[jazzthefunk]

just carried on


:smoke:

[Lilmiss]

I'm alone now, and can't be arsed rolling my own spliff.


'elp. :cry:

[Biggles]

He has two mini trampolines, plus a couple of adventure playthings with swings and slides!! It's the biggest back garden I've ever seen with a mini blair witch house at the far end surrounded by trees.

And loadsa chickens to chase. :w00t:

The house was like the biggest hobbit hall ever with little passage ways that go on forever. The front of the house looks onto fields and a mini forest they have planted. I wanna live there too. :cry: :stamps feet:

Lilmiss has been playing with the elves and freegles. :01:

[Lilmiss]

:D Didn't see any, but there was some hedgehogs loitering around.


Is today Mothers Day? :fear:

[*goddess*]

:D It is here missy. I think you have it on a different day tho.

:01: I had a wicked tho fecked up day, left pressies at home then realised I was locked out, the car broke down on the way home but started 45 minutes later then I finally got home after almost 2 hours (usually a 45 min trip to me Ma's) and me damn network was down.

:rolleyes: Anyhoo, I'm home nets back on and the kids are asleep, doesn't get much better than that. Oh okay, some bourbon and a shag would be a nice bonus but I did have a really good day, gorged out on bbq and didn't have to do any of the clean up :woot:

:console: How you, now you're possibly over the heart attack of missing Mother's Day:lol:

[Lilmiss]

Well, I'm about to start running about the house looking for my bank card, or something to wrap up for them both. :cry:


Sounds like a bit of a nutty day you've had. Glad you got your net and everything sorted out. Can't help you on the Bourbon though, the only alcohol left in mine is a bottle of a brown.

My tummy hurts alot. There's so many things I havent done this weekend, I promised someone I would visit them over the w/e and havent managed it yet. I'm so gonna get doings and bashings. :cry:

[*goddess*]

:blink: But you don't need to do the pressies ya daft chook, it's not Mother's Day in your country :rolleyes:

:D Go visit your mate and avoid the bashings instead.

[ziggyjuarez]

Well it has not happened yet i guess it would be my long lost sister is coming over from Los Angela's (azuza)My mum is excited but I'm not really.Why get excited over some one you dont know very well.I'm most likely gonna be asleep while shes here because I'm a insomniac and usually go to sleep during the day.Meh i guess its sad i dont know her well...meh

[Lilmiss]

:w00t: You're right!!
Ours was in March, and I'm sure I got them prezzies for that already.

Hahaha, I've just had a mini seizure in fear of missing it. :lol:
Was actually considering wrapping up my John Martyn cd for one of me Ma's, and Finding Nemo for the other. Thank bejesus I didn't. Would have looked a bit of a mentalcase, huh? :D

It's the ex I was meant to visit, so that's not so important.
I'm sure I can come up with an appropriate lie for him, did it a million times before anyway. :pinch:



:01: It's not Ma's Day. :01:

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Geez Ziggy, don't go over the top with enthusiasm will ya. Ever consider it might be hard for her too??

:dry: If I wasn't so knackered right now, I'd think of some evil plan to upset your day by thinking of something else you've forgotten......... as for the ex..... I believe the advice is kick em in the cods innit:01:

:yawning: Going to bed now, laters :lips:

[Lilmiss]

Long lost sister?
And you're not exicited about it? :blink:


G'night Gee.
I'm gonna enjoy my 4 hours before work by doing....nowt at all. :01:

[lynx]

I've just had a mini seizure
Time to get a new mechanic, methinks. :blink:

[Lilmiss]

:pinch: :D The dodgy clutch is actually causing me pain driving her at the moment. Think my wrist is gonna break soon.


I got to play nurse today, had to deal with a headwound. :sick:

[Gripper]

I had a dodgy clutch but the doc give me some antibiotics,cleared it straight up,hope the headwound wasn't yours

[bigboab]

:pinch: :D The dodgy clutch is actually causing me pain driving her at the moment. Think my wrist is gonna break soon.


I got to play nurse today, had to deal with a headwound. :sick:

I had a dodgy crutch when I was younger too. :( I also thought my wrist was going to break. :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:lol: Too much info, tanks Boab.
I'm sure thats the main cause of arthritus though.

Derty old biddies.


My heads just fine, Gripper.
It has extra fluffy padding in there.

[Guillaume]

My heads just fine, Gripper.
It has extra fluffy padding in there.

Glad to hear your (pot)head is safe.
Now, I'll go away before I get abused again.

[Lilmiss]

I thought you liked being abused.
Now shurrup, and do the dishes like a good wench. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/thpokey.gif

[Guillaume]

No. I'm a free man. http://img26.echo.cx/img26/4599/moonie1qj.gif

No more dishes for me, just stupid job-center courses. :dry:

[bigboab]

No. I'm a free man. http://img26.echo.cx/img26/4599/moonie1qj.gif

No more dishes for me, just stupid job-center courses. :dry:

If it is the same as the UK you will have to do a quota of 10 letters a week. :) Given your location that could be quite interesting. :rolleyes:

[Guillaume]

You, manker and J'Pol have me confused. I see puns I don't get and roddage everywhere. :paranoid:

[Lilmiss]

No, thats just a code name for Cookery Skills for beginnings class. :naughty:

[Guillaume]

I wish it was. At least I wouldn't be bored to death by psychology faculty rejects.
And I'd probably learn a thing or two. :chef:

[Lilmiss]

I was gonna make rock buns tonight, but I can't remember how.
And I have no raisins. :lookaroun

Any suggestions?

[lynx]

I was going to suggest using flies, but someone ate them all. :rolleyes:

[Guillaume]

I was gonna make rock buns tonight, but I can't remember how.
And I have no raisins. :lookaroun

Any suggestions?


Buy them in a bakery and pretend you made them? :lookaroun


edit: replacing the raisins by bits of haschich can be nice too. :shifty:

[Voetsek]

Shopping your boss...........

[Gripper]

Shopping your boss...........

we need some more details here,I gather you're boss is a arsehole and you've managed to get something on him/her,has you're complaint been took serious or what

[Lilmiss]

:lookaroun


I found a new use for 2 cans of Stella, after getting a nasty shaving rash under my armpits. Now I'm going use them in a more obvious way, while cursing about being robbed of a days holiday. :fist: :beerchug:

[DanB]

:lol: ingenious

[(>Zero Cool<)]

ok more of yesterday's highlight but as i have just got up it's still fresh in my memory...I F...I...N...A....L....L....Y... got to see Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith :w00t: ....I am now officiallly just a big kid :01:

[Gripper]

Welcome to the club :01:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Welcome to the club :01:

:lol:

thanks ;) , do I get a badge or suchlike :D to be honest i have been a lifelong member of the club :01:

[Gripper]

Do you want a badge that says"I am Peter Pan"....problem is I think MJ's got them all

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Do you want a badge that says"I am Peter Pan"....problem is I think MJ's got them all

:lol: :unsure:

on second thoughts a decoder ring will suffice, oh the film was magic almost made having to watch the first two episodes worthwhile ;)

[Lilmiss]

I F...I...N...A....L....L....Y... got to see Star Wars


:lol: So I'm f.i.n.a.l.l.y allowed to talk about it?


I found a pair of flashing deely boppers earlier.
Quite chuffed about it. :happy:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I F...I...N...A....L....L....Y... got to see Star Wars


:lol: So I'm f.i.n.a.l.l.y allowed to talk about it?


I found a pair of flashing deely boppers earlier.
Quite chuffed about it. :happy:


:lol:

Y....E.....S

thanks for not till now or whenever to begin ;)

did you get the stinky thing you asked for? :huh:

oh and pics of said deely boppers adorning the miss 'ead please :D

[Gemby!]

my breakfast was nice .....and so far, that is my highlight of the day

[manker]

I got a dirty text message :naughty:

[Gemby!]

no i didnt....oh you weren't accusing me ..sorry

[Money Fist]

my todays highlight was errrm....
(will have to get back on that one)

[manker]

no i didnt....oh you weren't accusing me ..sorryIt would be a surprise if I got one from you that wasn't rude :snooty:

Edit: Bloody chavettes.

[Gemby!]

no i didnt....oh you weren't accusing me ..sorryIt would be a surprise if I got one from you that wasn't rude :snooty:

Edit: Bloody chavettes.

i think you'll find i hide my chavness well :snooty:

[manker]

It would be a surprise if I got one from you that wasn't rude :snooty:

Edit: Bloody chavettes.

i think you'll find i hide my chavness well :snooty:I suppose you're not as bad as Dan with his tracksuits and busydaps :pinch:

[DarthInsinuate]

today i changed my radio station, i couldn't stand waking up to Moyles any more

[Mr. Mulder]

today i changed my radio station, i couldn't stand waking up to Moyles any more

i bet he hogs all the sheets :snooty:

[Guillaume]

i think you'll find i hide my chavness well :snooty:I suppose you're not as bad as Dan with his tracksuits and busydaps :pinch:

Pots and kettles, manchav.
http://img45.echo.cx/img45/6388/picture003197dl.jpg :dry:

[theceej]

Today I cleaned the dust out of my phone

[Gripper]

Mowing and strimming,my whole life in teh summer mowing and fecking strimming...gonna feckin concrete the lot...bollox to it

[ziggyjuarez]

starting that june topic

[Gemby!]

today i changed my radio station, i couldn't stand waking up to Moyles any more

i'm slightly interested actually - what radio station you listen to now ?

[Lilmiss]

My Uncle died of cancer of the everything, with a tumor thrown in for good measure. It's ok, he was a total c.u.n.t. anyways.

I chased bloodsuckers with my fag most of the afternoon, which was good fun. :happy:




Yes, Mr Zero, I got my stinky thing.
And there will be no photo's of my deely boppers, I don't need them to look a twat. :P

[manker]

Sorry to hear that :unsure:


Glad you had fun chasing fags, Dan has the same hobby but usually of a Tuesday evening at the village hall.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Today I learned of the reforms that Lord Bonhomie has suggested for the Scottish Legal System and in particular High Court procedures and how the Lord Advocate has instructed his Department to implement changes which would assist in this modernization bearing in mind that these were voluntary changes which the COPFS were making as opposed to any actual changes in the law. which was nice.

[manker]

Teh missus is looking for a lover, endowed just like her mother - she said she needs a change of scene. I thought she meant a haircut or maybe some new make-up.

I think this is a little extreme!1

[Gemby!]

i always look at this thread at the beginning of the day :frusty:

so i guess, once again, my highlight of the day was my breakfast ......and the radio that i was listening to while eating that brekkie :)

[ziggyjuarez]

starting that june 9th topic

[JPaul]

Teh missus is looking for a lover, endowed just like her mother - she said she needs a change of scene. I thought she meant a haircut or maybe some new make-up.

I think this is a little extreme!1
A tad h4r5h

[manker]

It might have been a dream. Or maybe a day-dream induced by external factors.

[JPaul]

Teh missus is looking for a lover, endowed just like her mother - she said she needs a change of scene. I thought she meant a haircut or maybe some new make-up.

I think this is a little extreme!1
A tad h4r5h

[Guillaume]

Teh missus is looking for a lover, endowed just like her mother



Hehe. Ménage à trois? :naughty:


Yeah, this is the way it's spelled. :smartass:

[DarthInsinuate]

Today i had a really good shit. There's nothing like a really good shit. (see La Haine (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0113247/))

Then i had to walk to Reigate to pick up a set of G strings. Along the way i was reminded how much more greenery there is here than at Portsmouth, affirming my opinion that Portsmouth is shit.

On the way back i decided to buy a cold drink, seeing as it was a warm day today, but i couldn't be arsed to cross the road to M&S, so i bought a warm Pepsi Max (sugar free crap) from Three Cooks, since this was all they had.

:blogtastic:

[Lilmiss]

Pepsi, shits and g-strings?
Hope it's laundry day. :unsure:

[Gemby!]

highlight of my day is this baguel :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

I'm dog sitting. He won't lemme have a smoke in peace, and keeps rubbing his rear across my carpet. :fist:

This is gonna be a long night.

[DanB]

Finishing work at 4pm and knowing I don't have to go back till 9am Wednesday morning :D

[ziggyjuarez]

starting that june 10th topic

[DanB]

starting that june 10th topic

Understandable :schnauz:

[ziggyjuarez]

starting that june 10th topic

Understandable :schnauz:
i have two kids here who i didnt agree to babysit,and some strange guy i dont know comeing in and out of my house 5x every hour.no ones been here bedsides them in the past two days :frusty:

[GepperRankins]

are you in the right house ziggy?

[ziggyjuarez]

are you in the right house ziggy?
:unsure: yeah.my computers here.and my bed.i hope so

[Lilmiss]

My duck is being violated. :fear:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaaduckkill.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/aaaduckkill2.jpg :wub:

[Guillaume]

Solution: http://img258.echo.cx/img258/7032/yorkboom3rh.gif

[Lilmiss]

:lol:

He keeps jumping up and pushing me leg, so I guess we gotta go w.a.l.k.i.e.s. :unsure:

May just drop him into the chinese at the end of the street.

[Gripper]

Grassi cutting and hedge timming,what a fuckin exciting life I lead=WALKIES

[Lilmiss]

Shhhh!!! :fear:

It's closing time out there, and he isn't the most intimidating of dags.

[Gripper]

I thought of such a good answer to that Lilmiss but I decided against it :)

[Guillaume]

Get the pokey stick out of retirement, L.

[ziggyjuarez]

Solution: http://img258.echo.cx/img258/7032/yorkboom3rh.gif
:lol: pwned?

[Lilmiss]

I thought of such a good answer to that Lilmiss but I decided against it


I hope you weren't thinking what I think you were thinking. :blink: :fist:

[Gripper]

I thought of such a good answer to that Lilmiss but I decided against it


I hope you weren't thinking what I think you were thinking. :blink: :fist:

Dam I hate this womans intuition...doh :wacko:

[Lilmiss]

<insert cheeky retort here>



I think I've lost my "thing." :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:D Highlight: checking my bank account this morning and seeing $600 in there.

Thank you Johnny Coward :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: D'ya think he put any in my account?

I can't remember the highlight of my day, but it isn't this cider, that's for sure fiery hell sake. :brup:

[*goddess*]

:blink: I think you have to be an aussie citizen for one thing :rolleyes: It's to make up for him being a prick the rest of the time :lol:

:D The cider is a speshul pressie from me :wub:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:ohmy: D'ya think he put any in my account?

I can't remember the highlight of my day, but it isn't this cider, that's for sure fiery hell sake. :brup:

was it chasing a donkey down the promenade whilst wearing a 'kiss-me-quick' top hat and carrying some candyfloss :huh:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Stalker, you got the wrong one tho, that's what I was doing.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:ph34r: Stalker, you got the wrong one tho, that's what I was doing.

:unsure: ................... :blink:




:P

[Lilmiss]

was it chasing a donkey down the promenade whilst wearing a 'kiss-me-quick' top hat and carrying some candyfloss :huh:


:lol: Shurrup, you deerty sdr.


Tanks Ms G, could have made it Stella though.
How is you anyway?
Not seen cha about in a while. :brup:

[*goddess*]

:( You mean you weren't stalking me?

:D We call it Fairy Floss by the way :01:

[*goddess*]

:sick: Wish you'd stop that bloody burping, quite crass at 9.30am

;) Gimme an hour or so and I'll join ya :lol:

:unsure: Who's Stella?
















:rolleyes:

PS What's an sdr?

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:rolleyes:

PS What's an sdr?
i too am not sure but decided that in this case at least ignorance is bliss :01: ......and prolly less insulting :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

PS What's an sdr?

Ask Zero. :lol:


It's 12:34am here, and it's dark n stuff.
But I have a lazer. :naughty:


Fairy floss = Cider?
Nicer than what I was imagining. :P :blushing:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

PS What's an sdr?

Ask Zero. :lol:


It's 12:34am here, and it's dark n stuff.
But I have a lazer. :naughty:


Fairy floss = Cider?
Nicer than what I was imagining. :P :blushing:


aaaaaaaaaaah just got it :01: ..... :rolleyes: ......... :huh: :ohmy: :( :dry:

i was right ignorance was better :pinch:

oh and i think godess meant fairy floss = candy floss :happy:

[*goddess*]

:snooty: Fine, I'll continue to be ignorant then.

:frusty: The cider ain't bloody fairy floss ya daft wench.

:) I'm okay, been in grumblebum/hermit mode a bit. How bout you?

[Lilmiss]

The cider ain't bloody fairy floss ya daft wench.


:ohmy: So you were talking about g-strings then?

You should get yerself out and enjoy that extra money. :D

And trust me, you dont wanna know.
It's an insulting name my eejit pal called me last night.
:fist: :brup:

[*goddess*]

:blink: Erm...... no not g-strings.

:ph34r: I don't like wedgies.

:D Have you adjusted okay to only being at the pub to get wastered?

[Lilmiss]

Those rogues still owe me £50, and I haven't got anything for me Ma's birthday or Pa's day yet. :fist:

But yeah, the pishedness is going well.
As you may tell. :P


G-strings make great catapults. :01: :ermm:

[*goddess*]

Those rogues still owe me £50, and I haven't got anything for me Ma's birthday or Pa's day yet. :fist:

:frusty: Guess you'll have to drink it out of em and record songs while pished for your Ma's birthday and papa's day :lol:



But yeah, the pishedness is going well.
As you may tell. :P

;) Can't tell really till you sing :P



G-strings make great catapults. :01: :ermm:

Or fly swats:01:

[Lilmiss]

and record songs while pished for your Ma's birthday and papa's day


:blink: I love my parents.
I don't wanna be up for adoption. :cry:

I may try using the g-string on my stone fly.
He's getting quite cheeky now, would serve him right. :fist:

I'm gonna scooter off to bed, cya soon Lady Jane.
Be good...or something. :unsure: :P

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: You're such an arse, they'd luuuuuuuuuuurve you singin' for em







mebbe:lol:

:clap: You're right, I should get to it and get some of these damn creditors off me back, might lash out and buy meself some fairy floss for a treat :lol:

:hugz: G'night weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee one, sleep tight and hope ya don't have to many nightmares bout g-stringin the poor innocent stone(d) fly:P

[maebach]

i didn't do sht today. its sad

[DarthInsinuate]

i went to see Tegan and Sara at the Brixton Academy yesterday, and Weezer were supporting

[Lilmiss]

I'm meant to be getting freebie tickets for the GUILFEST (http://www.guilfest.co.uk/2005/html/lineup_2005.htm) this weekend. :01:
Just need transport and spondolicks.

The Pogues, Paul Weller, Hayseed Dixie and Alabama 3!!!
Oh, and The Proclaimers and Chas n Dave. :ermm:




Gonna try n blag some Reading tickets later too.
Tingers x'd. :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Lucky you.
The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain seems pretty hawt too. :dry:

[Lilmiss]

T'is a shame Hothouse Flowers are playing at the same time as The Pogues.

:w00t: The feckin' Pogues!!! :very excited:



There is a band called, "Fairykeeper" playing. :fist:

[Dark Steno]

Highlight of the day? Lilimiss has no respect of me :cry:

[Lilmiss]

Lilimiss respects no foo. :snooty:



I gotta go turn my mattress over.
Bastard spring tried to violate me last night. :ohmy:

[Dark Steno]

What a highlight :x

[manker]

Meh, you said yes to me somewhere in that thread - and btw, that was no spring :naughty:

[manker]

Shoulda quoted missy, but it's too hot.

[Dark Steno]

Shoulda quoted missy, but it's too hot.
lol

[DarthInsinuate]

i went to see Tegan and Sara at the Brixton Academy yesterday, and Weezer were supporting
i somehow forgot i did this. Sara was teh awesome, Tegan was teh less awesome

[DanB]

I got confirmation NTL really are c*nts :dry:


Who teh feck are Sara and Tegan? They sound like kids tv presenters :unsure:

[Dark Steno]

I got confirmation NTL really are c*nts :dry:


Who teh feck are Sara and Tegan? They sound like kids tv presenters :unsure:
So, whats you like?

[DanB]

About 5'9, short brown hair, blue eyes :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

highlight of the day: TV guided missiles :01:

[DanB]

I got confirmation NTL really are c*nts :dry:



Even more so now than before :angry:

[Dark Steno]

highlight of the day: TV guided missiles :01:
How it works?

[GepperRankins]

highlight of the day: TV guided missiles :01:
How it works?
400 times better than desert combat

[Dark Steno]

How it works?
400 times better than desert combat
Would like to see it jungles.

[Lilmiss]

i went to the pub to collect my £55 wage packet, and there was £164 in there

:mini tribal:




edit: i dont respect you manker, you play smelly nasty music :snooty:

[manker]

You play shouty, horrid, folky, old person's rawk :snooty:

Sometimes it's okay tho'.

[Guillaume]

You have a problem with old people and music, my friend. :dry:

[Lilmiss]

You play shouty, horrid, folky, old person's rawk :snooty:



:ohmy: you're so not punk
you nasty emo junkfest fluffit :snooty:




got any chikenpox? :blushing:

[manker]

You have a problem with old people and their music, my friend. :dry:With a slight alteration, yes I do.

Thanks to my parents, it's taken me years to stop liking Bruce Springsteen and Rod Stewart.

[manker]

You play shouty, horrid, folky, old person's rawk :snooty:



:ohmy: you're so not punk
you nasty emo junkfest fluffit :snooty:




got any chikenpox? :blushing: I duno chickenpox and I certainly don't consider any of that folky stuff, punk :schnauz:

"you nasty emo junkfest fluffit :snooty:"

I quite like that :happy:

[Guillaume]

Oh. :blushing:
Couldn't know you had been deeply traumatised as a nipper. Sorry to hear that, mate. :console:

[Lilmiss]

[QUOTE=Guillaume] it's taken me years to stop liking Bruce Springsteen



oi! nowt wrong with teh boss :snooty:

i have most his stuff on plastic :blushing: :wub:

[manker]

it's taken me years to stop liking Bruce Springsteen



oi! nowt wrong with teh boss :snooty:

i have most his stuff on plastic :blushing: :wub:Dad, is that you :huh:

[Lilmiss]

feck
was it the accent or the stubble that gave me away?



i think it may be the last time we drink holy jesus, holy jesus :mellow:

[manker]

feck
was it the accent or the stubble that gave me away?



i think it may be the last time we drink holy jesus, holy jesus :mellow: Just don't tell me what you and Mam get up to now you've the house to yourself since me and my sister moved out ... like the last time when you were drunk :dry:

[Lilmiss]

tunnel of love :naughty:




i played 3 chords on me geetar today, and i'm mighty chuffed with meself

[Biggles]

tunnel of love :naughty:




i played 3 chords on me geetar today, and i'm mighty chuffed with meself


Master the 7th and Staus Quo beckons :01: :w00t:

[Afronaut]

Playing guitar with Colt lighter cuz I didnt find me slide.
T'was teh funneh for few passing moments.

[DanB]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=97890

[manker]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=97890
:lol: :D

[JPaul]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=97890
:lol: :D
I second that :lol: :D

and raise you a :frusty:

[manker]

Hearing the news that Dave drew the short stalk, I mean short straw :D

[manker]

:lol: :D
I second that :lol: :D

and raise you a :frusty:If we're pokerizing, I'll cover your pot with a http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

[JPaul]

I second that :lol: :D

and raise you a :frusty:If we're pokerizing, I'll cover your pot with a http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif
You're bluffing, Ladyboy.

I see your http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif and call you with a http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/welshninja.gif

[DanB]

Hearing the news that Dave drew the short stalk, I mean short straw :D

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/PMSL.gif

[manker]

If we're pokerizing, I'll cover your pot with a http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif
You're bluffing, Ladyboy.

I see your http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif and call you with a http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/welshninja.gif

You think I'm http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/joking.gif

I'm upping the stakes and making you an offer you can refuse with http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/hasselhoff.gif

[Guillaume]

If we're pokerizing, I'll cover your pot with a http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif
You're bluffing, Ladyboy.

I see your http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif and call you with a http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/welshninja.gif

Last edited by JPaul : Today at 11:38 PM.

I really don't see why you wanna keep :mankerina: a secret, manker.
I'm sure you'd be quite popular at your job... :shifty:

[manker]

You're bluffing, Ladyboy.

I see your http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif and call you with a http://moderation.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/welshninja.gif

Last edited by JPaul : Today at 11:38 PM.

I really don't see why you wanna keep :mankerina: a secret, manker.
I'm sure you'd be quite popular at your job... :shifty:I've posted pics of me sans toilet paper round head on other forums. Honestly, the crushes some people develop is quite unbecoming :snooty: