Highlight of the Day?

[Lilmiss]

I fell in a skip.
Was hunting for bubblewrap to jump on. :lookaroun


:bored as maryhell:

[Guillaume]

Highlight of the day?
Banging my already half-fecked knee against the corner of a table. :angry:

[Lilmiss]

:pinch:

Oh, I did have a nun tell me she used to like speeding along the motorway.

Hope she wasn't talking about drug usage. :unsure:



suppose I'd better do something constructive now...

[TheYogi]

Highlight of the day?
Banging my already half-fecked knee against the corner of a table. :angry:


Doh!!


I just stepped on the fork i was plowing wood with!!! :angry:

See other thread later for details...........

[manker]

The highlight of my day so far ... playing with the nipper.


However, it's early yet. I've just had a new PC delivered so I've plenty of bubble wrap, if you fancy a roll around, missy :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

i bought polarium and my mum gave me the whole you haven't given me money for ages lark :pinch:

[ziggyjuarez]

I just woke up.Nothing has happend yet :dry:

[uNz[i]]

After 5 years on dialup, today I finally got adsl.

[DarthInsinuate]

i almost achieved my life-long ambition of falling asleep on my feet, and almost walked into a phone box doing it

[bujub22]

i woke up to hell with the women today and we finally decided to part ways :crying:

[DarthInsinuate]

polygamy didn't work for them then?

[bujub22]

:no:

[Lilmiss]

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!


I've just unintentionally deleted masses of unburnt cd's from the other puter.
Think i've lost 130+ albums. :crying:

[DarthInsinuate]

holy crap, have you tried any undeletey programs? Lamsey recommends restoration

[Lilmiss]

Only wanted to delete some winrar files, but it said the files were too large for the bin, did I want to permanetly delete them. I said ok, then realised what I had done...and now all my musics gone.


Don't even know which albums I've lost yet, but I'm sure my rare Dropkick Murphys stuff is gone forever. You have now idea how unhappy I am right now. :crying:

[Mr. Mulder]

finishing a test early thus getting back home from college earlier – watching the new south park – ordering parts from ebuyer :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

Only wanted to delete some winrar files, but it said the files were too large for the bin, did I want to permanetly delete them. I said ok, then realised what I had done...and now all my musics gone.


Don't even know which albums I've lost yet, but I'm sure my rare Dropkick Murphys stuff is gone forever. You have now idea how unhappy I am right now. :crying:
just for your sake i wish i wasn't so lazy :pinch:


sorry :(

[wacko jacko]

im having a nutty day with {I]K{E} AT MY NEVERLAND RANCH:naughty:

[Lilmiss]

just for your sake i wish i wasn't so lazy


I'm blaming the entire thing on you anyway, cnuthead. :lookaroun



I'm searching through about 20 untitled disks at the moment, in the hope all is not lost. Tingers x'd.

[GepperRankins]

if it makes you feel better i've decided to put "my music" on dvd because i'm clumsier than you'll ever be :01:

[Lilmiss]

Nope, it doesn't make me feel better at all.
But glad to be of some help, I guess. :unsure:



I've recovered, Live from Hultsfred - DKM. :mini whoop:

[Guillaume]

Anything else recovered since that last post? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Nope, but I'm stoned silly. :happy:


Got so pished off with the puter, it got dumped in the spare room.
Not this one obviously, or I'd be through there. :huh:

[Lilmiss]

:fear: Only a few hours to go before the big date. :fear:


There's no getting out now. :crying:

[Guillaume]

It's ok. you've got nothing to fear if you follow these simple rules:
1. Never look at his yes, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
2. Do not say naything witty and/or showing that you went to school, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
3. Do not mock his tastes in clothing, music or cars, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
4. Do not say no when he asks for a cigarette, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.

If by any chance you're bitten, sorry you're screwed. Just like vampires (only dumber and somewhat scarier) that is the way chavs increase in numbers and will soon overtake the Earth. :wacko:

[GepperRankins]

It's ok. you've got nothing to fear if you follow these simple rules:
1. Never look at his yes, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
2. Do not say naything witty and/or showing that you went to school, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
3. Do not mock his tastes in clothing, music or cars, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.
4. Do not say no when he asks for a cigarette, he'll consider it an aggression and bite.

If by any chance you're bitten, sorry you're screwed. Just like vampires (only dumber and somewhat scarier) that is the way chavs increase in numbers and will soon overtake the Earth. :wacko:
its better to start by dissing him, then he'll come out with "you wanna fight ya cunt?", something like that. then you reply ok and act like you do. he'll quickly back down and cower whenever he sees you.

[Lilmiss]

I'm stocking up on the garlic right now. :shifty:

What does P.O.B. mean?
Is this chav talk?



pweeeease don't make me go.
I'll do anything, mow the lawn, do the dishes...pweeease help me :crying:
Or at least give me some tips to make him think I'm mental.

[Guillaume]

Just be yourself. :ph34r:



/hides from the stick.

[GepperRankins]

I'm stocking up on the garlic right now. :shifty:

What does P.O.B. mean?
Is this chav talk?



pweeeease don't make me go.
I'll do anything, mow the lawn, do the dishes...pweeease help me :crying:
Or at least give me some tips to make him think I'm mental.

tell him you love him and start discussing your three children

[Lilmiss]

Unfotunatly this time, I don't think thats gonna work. :no:
I've received roughly 35 txts in the last 4 days, and only sent 8 at most back.
Really have to master the words "fuck off".



...I've found a bottle of red wine...here goes.... :pinch:


Edit; oh holy fecks sake in a barrel of festering cnut juice, he's bought new trainers. Why the bejusus do I need to know that, and why would I be slightly intrested? Just for that, I'm not ironing my jeans.
This wine seems to helping me slightly.

[Snee]

I'm gonna' be temping as a teacher now, to get some money 'cos I'm sure as hell not making any money by being at uni. It was practically confirmed I got the gig today.

Not too happy about it though.

Bunch of wee bastards with no respect :dry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Unfotunatly this time, I don't think thats gonna work. :no:

I've received roughly 35 txts in the last 4 days, and only sent 8 at most back.
Really have to master the words "fuck off".




...I've found a bottle of red wine...here goes.... :pinch:


I`m sorry for sending so many text lilmiss.:unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Stop txt'n me burberry boy, or I'll kick you straight in the pancreas. :01:


Thats kinda good news SnnY. :mini whoop:

[enoughfakefiles]

I'm gonna' be temping as a teacher now, to get some money 'cos I'm sure as hell not making any money by being at uni. It was practically confirmed I got the gig today.

Not too happy about it though.

Bunch of wee bastards with no respect :dry:

A bit like being in the lounge the snny.:lol:

[Guillaume]

You shouldn't be telling us that. :shifty:


Stop txt'n me burberry boy, or I'll kick you straight in the pancreas. :01:



@SnnY: Corporal pnishment is the answer. Bring a pointed stick.

[Snee]

Meh, I suppose the money is good, but I'd rather have done something that didn't involve, you know, younger people.

I have a feeling I'm not going to enjoy this.

[Lilmiss]

You'll do great, just remember it's only money. :01:


Well, I'm ready, I guess.
If I don't return please inform my next of kin, and make sure they play some Murphys at teh funeral.
Nice knowing you guys. :sniffs:

:sadwalk:

[Snee]

Hope it's going well :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

I got a haircut today guess thats my highlight

[Snee]

Cool, is it a good good one?

I'm almost always dissatisfied after I've gotten a new haircut.

[ziggyjuarez]

too short.But hay atleast im not hot :01:

[Snee]

I'm hawt :snooty:

[ziggyjuarez]

I'm hawt :snooty:
My hair is too short but atleast im not too hot in the sun :unsure:

[colt45joe]

talked with the group of people i hang out with.

[ziggyjuarez]

read colts reply to a topic

[Snee]

Listening to swedish punk :01:

[ziggyjuarez]

Listening to swedish punk :01:
is american punk eny good?like korn :lol:

[Snee]

Korn isn't punk, that's new-metal or something :unsure:

I like some American punk too, though.

[Guillaume]

is american punk eny good?like korn :lol:

Oooooh, teh miss is so gonna kick your arse for this when/if she comes back unchavified ...

[Biggles]

Oooooh, teh miss is so gonna kick your arse for this when/if she comes back unchavified ...

:ph34r:

The Murphys will get the elbow and she will be listening to The Streets and going to Argos to buy Teddy jewelry.

For shame! :fear:




Hope you had a nice time though Lilmissy :)

[Snee]

I think she's already been known to listen to the streets :unsure:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I'm hawt :snooty:

I know i have been away for a few mins at least but surely things can't have changed THIS much :blink: :ermm:

edit for crap spolling

[ziggyjuarez]

the streets are just sad.wiggers dont even digg diz shizt dawggh

[*goddess*]

:mad3: Fighting with the idiot (and now ex... yet again) b/f. Stoopid twat.



*crawls back into corner to steam quietly*:ph34r:

[Guillaume]

I know you'll find a nice, more deserving guy quickly, G. :console:



Er, now I'll just leave quietly before my efforts to console goddess gets me a swift kick in the groin for being a representative of the male species. :pinch:

[*goddess*]

;) Anyone else might've received that treatment Guill, but you're a good egg and I'm over it now I've let off the steam:lol:

:clap: Bring on the next sap winner:P

:unsure: Hope LM's okay and hasn't succumbed to the chav.

[Guillaume]

Who knows. It's now 1:58 in the UK and still no sign of the miss. Either she's been bitten and is now raiding the nearest argos for bling and gold-painted hubcaps for the mini or she's busy disinfecting herself with alcohol. :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:dry: Better be the alchamahol or she'll get what for :01:

[Biggles]

:dry: Better be the alchamahol or she'll get what for :01:


Likewise Goddess - I fear we may have to beat the Chav demon out of her. :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

:devil: I'll gladly be your assistant there Biggles











:dry: Just gotta locate the wench first :01:

[Guillaume]

:dry: Just gotta locate the wench first :01:

A simple trap baited with voddy bottles and dropkick murphys cds should do the trick... :shuriken:

[*goddess*]

http://www.in2skinz.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/spank.gif So get to it then :rolleyes:

[Biggles]

:devil: I'll gladly be your assistant there Biggles











:dry: Just gotta locate the wench first :01:

:01:

It may take some time as these Chav demons can be persistent little blighters. The old whacking stick gets heavy after a while - help would be most welcome.

Has Guillaume set the trap yet? :shifty:

[*goddess*]

:01:

It may take some time as these Chav demons can be persistent little blighters. The old whacking stick gets heavy after a while - help would be most welcome.

Has Guillaume set the trap yet? :shifty:


:dry: Dunno, let me just get the pokey stick onto him :naughty:

[Guillaume]

Trap loaded and baited...



Er... Not that I'm trying to defend them, but don't you think we were a little hasty blaming it all on the chavs? Maybe the British intelligence service is behind all this... She was looking into the Rudolf Hess mystery, remember?

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Chav luva http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/pelt.gif

[Guillaume]

:angry:

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/4294/bangin0cs.gif

[*goddess*]

:crying: Oooooooowwwwwwwww






http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/tanke.gif

[Guillaume]

http://img111.echo.cx/img111/8479/animation17zg.gif

[*goddess*]

:dry: You lasered me?








http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/stretcher.gif Bit harsh innit? :crying:You know that's something only a chav would do, so come on show us ya bling

[Guillaume]

Well ,this time we won't surrender...

Unless... :naughty:

[*goddess*]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/mf_Flush.gif













OMG all this foreplay is making me weak at the knees :lips:

[Lilmiss]

Just gotta locate the wench first


:ohmy: I think I saw her drink White Lightning down teh park.

[Guillaume]

Well, at least she's still alive.


Where's *goddess* and ger exorcism gear? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I feckin hate chavs more than I did this time yesterday.
Decided they are all a bunch of cawksucking, arrogant plebs, and should be thrown on a bonfire for entertainment purposes. :snooty:

[*goddess*]

:D I'm baaaaaaaack






:crying: Only I really, really need a distraction really, really quickly.


:ph34r: I decided to thoroughly clean out my toaster while cleaning in the kitchen and found bits and pieces of a mouse :sick:

*rocks in corner trying really hard not to barf*

[Tago Mago]

I saw Bullet Boy ( a really good new film) at a multiplex in Enfield last weekend. Never seen so many chavs in one spot before, it was like a party conference.

[Lilmiss]

I decided to thoroughly clean out my toaster while cleaning in the kitchen and found bits and pieces of a mouse

How are you posting this message then? :blink: :P


eugh, remind me never to eat toast at yours.

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: You evil wench, stop talking aboot it http://img172.echo.cx/img172/4294/bangin0cs.gif

:dry: It's now after 1am and I only came in here to see if you'd finally shown ya arse face. Gimme details now!!

:unsure: Has he finally stopped sending a text every minute yet?

[Lilmiss]

:no: He's driving me fecking insane.

He is a herion user, lost his driving license for drink driving, was kicked out of the parents for aggressive behaviour, can't stand my music/taste in films, doesn't get my humour, has white trainers and checked shirts, and thinks, "drum and bass, is where it's at, man". In general, I think I hate him.


And I was informed what, P.O.B means. :sick:



I did get a pic though, which I shall send ya laters. :happy:
G'night me lady.

[Biggles]

I feckin hate chavs more than I did this time yesterday.
Decided they are all a bunch of cawksucking, arrogant plebs, and should be thrown on a bonfire for entertainment purposes. :snooty:


Hmmm could be the evil Chav demon trying to throw us off the scent.

Goddess leave the dead mouse alone (it ain't going anywhere) get the implements of exorcism. :shifty:

We must save Lilmiss's punkish soul.

[Guillaume]

And I was informed what, P.O.B means. :sick:


And it means? :unsure:


Didn't you tell him to feck off like you intended to?

[Lilmiss]

We must save Lilmiss's punkish soul.

I'm quite safe of staying punk.
In fact, I think now may be the time for the mohawk.

P.O.B means, pants off bed.
What a charmer. :dry:


No, I haven't told him to feck off yet.
I'm building up the courage.

[Guillaume]

P.O.B means, pants off bed.
What a charmer. :dry:

Yes indeed. He's almost as good as me. :01:

/returns to teh drinkin'

[Biggles]

I'm quite safe of staying punk.
In fact, I think now may be the time for the mohawk.



Are you sure? :( We have the paddle and whacking stick all ready.

It is probably best to make sure. I shall consult with Goddess - she knows about these things. :shifty:


Edit: POB? Is that Chav foreplay?

[Lilmiss]

I may have to take the pokey stick to work tomorrow.
Or even better, ask me Ma to come with me. :P

And I'm sure Goddess would offer to shave my head.
Sick girly.


:naughty:

[Biggles]

I may have to take the pokey stick to work tomorrow.
Or even better, ask me Ma to come with me. :P

And I'm sure Goddess would offer to shave my head.
Sick girly.


:naughty:


We could ask your Gran to help if you feel Goddess needs chaperoned. :shifty:

I think it might be prudent to tell him you have left the country. Ok, if you do it in person he might be a little confused but if he has average Chav intelligence he might just buy it. :01:

[Lilmiss]

:lol: Tanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of, "feck off and die, you egocentric pile of bling"

Don't mention my Gran. :fear:
She's not here is she?


I have my pals round soon, better get busy.

[GepperRankins]

why do anything for them? wasn't it them that set you up with a smackhead?

[Biggles]

:lol: Tanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of, "feck off and die, you egocentric pile of bling"

Don't mention my Gran. :fear:
She's not here is she?


I have my pals round soon, better get busy.

I am afraid we had to tell her as we were worried about your moral judgement. She went off muttering something about "I'll give her moral judgement" not sure what she meant by that. :whistling

Your approach should work too (unless he really is stupid - in which case he will go back to his mates and say "she really fancies me")

I too must get my butt in gear - heading out for a stag night and need to feed SGG - and her brother, if I can work out which one of his mates houses he has currently set up camp in. One of the joys of getting older is that all ones mates get divorced and then go through it all again. (It has been said by a cynic that "remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience")

[Lilmiss]

wasn't it them that set you up with a smackhead?

Noooo, he comes in to my pub, but I doubt he will anymore. :01:

Hoorahz for me. :w00t: :01:

[*goddess*]

;)Send him a text just in case. I think he'd totally understand the 'text brush off'....... If that doesn't work, the harassment starts :01:

:D Now what's this about shaving :whistling:


:dry: Where's me damn pick, I need to know exactly which Chav he is cos lets face it, I don't wanna just randomly start harassing/bumbing off chav's now do I?

[Lilmiss]

I was quite pleasant, all things considering.

And I'm loading it now, 'ang on. ;)




Had any mouse on toast lately? :P

[*goddess*]

:yipes: A quite pleasant missy would be rather scary methinks.

http://www.in2skinz.invisionzone.com/style_emoticons/default/spank.gif You's just e.v.i.l. :dry:





:sick: The kids had toast for brekkie, I burnt my hand on the griller doing it for em. Toaster has been banished to the bin and I'm not sure I'll ever eat toast again.

:frusty: My damn stomach still lurches a lil at the mere thought of food........ which could be an effective diet :lol:

[Lilmiss]

For some reason, the picture is going from the phone to the mail.
Possibly static interference of the tracksuit kind.


I shall try again, while you make me cookies. :shifty:

[*goddess*]

:bling: Or the bling making it go bung?


:01:I've retrieved the toaster from the bin, I'll send it over and get the chav to fix it with a knife, bit of electro-therapy so to speak:D


;)Get you shit together on the pic and I may even send whole bikkies otherwise, it's the hammer and only crumbs for you.

[Lilmiss]

:P Sent.

Do I get cookies now? :shifty:

[*goddess*]

:D Got it.

;)Not bad as a 'guinea pig datee', think of him as your practice date and you're just getting ready for your real dates.

:dry: Shame we can't put people on our phones on bloody ignore innit?


:01:I'll send the cookies tomorrow, should take about 2 weeks for em to get there










Think I might send em via the chav so he can make a special delivery to ya :naughty:

[Lilmiss]

Cool, just send them directly to the nut home.
Try and smuggle a small knife in there too, if you can.
These straps chafe after a while. :pinch:

[*goddess*]

;)Oooooo cookies and nuts, you'll have Ike all in a lather ya know.


:blink: I dunno why ya don't just undo the buckle ya sicko.

[Lilmiss]

:blink: This thing has buckles?


I'm hoping for the day I get my own special white coat.
Just like yours. :wub: :P

[*goddess*]

;) It's probly the velcro straps that are confusing ya.


:rolleyes: You're not worthy of a jacket such as mine, you've a lot more work to do yet:lol:

[Lilmiss]

:P I can wait, it's no problem.

Smashing as it is. :D

[*goddess*]

:blink: I'm thinking of tie-dying it..... join the armless tree hugger Guillame:P

[Lilmiss]

He may be a wimp, but I wouldn't say he was 'armless. :unsure:

:happy:

You could direct traffic around in that jacket.
I'd create havoc in car parks...maybe it's best I dont own one.

[*goddess*]

:D We've already established he will be armless in the future:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=94221&page=1

:clap: Ooooo me directing traffic, now that would be fun:01:

[Biggles]

He may be a wimp, but I wouldn't say he was 'armless. :unsure:

:happy:



What, as in deranged, octopus or both? :ohmy:

[Lilmiss]

Pass.
I'm slightly scared of him, or anyone who eats snails. :fear:


I'm going to fix the car in my dungarees, cos I :rawk: :blushing: :01:

[Biggles]

Pass.
I'm slightly scared of him, or anyone who eats snails. :fear:


I'm going to fix the car in my dungarees, cos I :rawk: :blushing: :01:

As in Dexy's Midnight Runners? :01:

I, on the other hand, am going to take it easy. Not much of a hangover from the Stag night but I recall pogo'ing to Murphy's Jump Around and I think I regret it.

[Lilmiss]

Murphys Jump Around? :blink:
At you age?
Hope it was worth it. :P


And no, I have slightly less stubble.

[Gripper]

Hoo ra hoo ra ay!c'mon lilmiss c'mon limiss
You mean everything
Dungarees for lil children farmers and Punk's everywhere

[GepperRankins]

jump around as in house of pain jump around?

[Biggles]

jump around as in house of pain jump around?


No longer sure. I danced to a lot of stuff and pogo'ing was definitely part of it :pinch: I think I may have merged two seperate episodes into one there.

It was House of Pain, Jump Around and Wild Rover from the Murphy's (either may be responsible for the creak in me bones today)

It all seemed like a good idea at the time (it was the sweet sweet Malt's fault)


Lilmiss, I was thinking of the one of the female members of the band rather than the chap who could sing and be sick at the same time.

[GepperRankins]

aw. i though there was a cover then. i know how they like repping boston :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Pass.
I'm slightly scared of him, or anyone who eats snails. :fear:


What did I do or say? :crying:

[Gripper]

What did I do or say? :crying:
I don't think she runs across such suave gentlemen like yourslf very often :)



judging by the date -a-chav thread


Datachav

Put the Burberry backin your life
Add some bling to your date

2 bottles of White Lightning free with first(and last) date

Freefone 01800-DATACHAV today for a brochure

[Guillaume]

Highlight of the week-end: fell face down on the concrete. Said concrete took a few layers of the skin on my chin and now I look like freddy Kruger.


Yay me! :01:

[Lilmiss]

rather than the chap who could sing and be sick at the same time.

I can do that, with a bit of practise, I'm sure.


I got my hairy coo today! :01:
And I've sat outside with the girlies for the last few hours, instead of working in this shitehole office.

[Guillaume]

I got my hairy coo today! :01:

You'll need plastic coverings in your living room then. :sick:

[Lilmiss]

I think he's house trained.
Just worried he'll let the feegles in. :fear:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/ahairycoo.jpg

[Guillaume]

You don't know it but they're probably already inside...

How else would you explain the voddy bottles getting empty overnight... :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

:blushing: Yeah, t'was the, hic, feegles that, hic, drank it.


I wish that fly would die. :shifty:

[Biggles]

:blushing: Yeah, t'was the, hic, feegles that, hic, drank it.


I wish that fly would die. :shifty:

Don't dis the feegles. :nono:

[Lilmiss]

:shutup:


I puked lumpy orange, erm, puke. :blink: :01:

[DanB]

Finishing work at 5 and knowing I don't have to go back till Monday :01: :D

[Gemby!]

highlight of day .....

only 2 hours in, and i have done nothing but type on the comp and listen to the radio .....radio would therrefore be my highlight ! :01:

[DanB]

Highlights of the day so far:

Got woken up my the doorbell at 8.45 which was the psotman delivering two good things

1) My tenancy agreement for my new place :01:

2) My new cpu :01:


My only worry is that with all this exctiment at the start of the day, the rest of it might be dissapointing

[DarthInsinuate]

woke up at about 2:00 today, some reason Virtualdub is being awkward :dry:

edit: yay, figured it out, for some reason you can't have just the input displayed when you open something with avisynth, you have to have both the input and output displayed or neither, it took me all day to figure that out, and now i have a headache

[Lilmiss]

Another of my bestest mates decided he wants to try and get in the army.
I tried to convince him to run away to the seaside and live in a bouncy castle with me instead, but he wasn't having it.

Ho hum. :cry:

[GepperRankins]

Another of my bestest mates decided he wants to try and get in the army.
I tried to convince him to run away to the seaside and live in a bouncy castle with me instead, but he wasn't having it.

Ho hum. :cry:
well if it makes you feel better i'll live in a bouncy castle with you :naughty:

[Lilmiss]

T'was Dave, the mug bringer who refused me first time. :cry:

No smoking in the castle, mind.
Don't want any rock burns ruining my plastic home.

[GepperRankins]

what about shoes? i hate posh gits who make me take my shoes off when i go into their house

[Lilmiss]

Sure, unless your planning on wearing those white stiletto's. :naughty:

[Gripper]

Mowed the mother in laws lawn..things can only get better

[Lilmiss]

Mention stiletto's and all the trannies come out. :P

Gripper, me hopes you weren't dolled up while mowing the lawn.
Well, actually..... :lookaroun

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/strip0001.gif

Me getting ready to go mowing :lol:

[Lilmiss]

:lol: Hugo Weaving eat your heart out.
I love that picture. :P

I bought someone else dinner with my last pound today.
And the cheeky beggar hardly touched it. :dry:

[Gripper]

Ungrateful git I'll eat it if they dont want it,been mowing again today,starting to get funny look's from the neighbours

[Lilmiss]

That would probably be because you cut it yesterday.
Nowt to do with the attire. :P

[Gripper]

Ah yesterday I cut it on number 5 today I gave it a number 3 and a damn good strimming :01: ,with my new strimmer she brought me :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

I have a grass fetish too. :D

"Stripping, Gripper's Strimmer's."
Think you may able to set a new trade on the name alone. :01:


Well, I better get things in order.
Vodka should be here soon. :shifty:

[Gripper]

Thing's getting better,wife and kids gone to stay at ma in laws till sunday,all alone with a bottle of Jacks,lots of snacks and watching the new Amityville :01:

[Lilmiss]

I talked my fat friend into coming Reading cos he would get laid, my skinny pal if he get's the spondolics, and my stupid mate cos he's stoopid. Productive night, all in all.


I'm porn, btw. :01: :ermm: :01:

[Guillaume]

I'm porn, btw. :01: :ermm: :01:

:huh:

Ok, I'd need an english slang dictionary.






Or a link and tissues. :blushing:

[manker]

Not sure if I've ever seen a grebey porn star.


If you need 'em, I've got quite the collection of bri-nylon pron shirts :happy:

[RPerry]

The highlight of my day was getting a new and bigger tower for my pc, and then finally flashing my bios, which I had been putting off for almost 5 months. Needed the bigger tower real bad, my HDD's we sitting on top of each other only about 2 mm apart.

[hobbes]

I bought the "World of Warcraft", which to my pleasant suprise was not like the other Warcraft titles, it is like a less tedious and more simple version of Anarchy Online, and has been pretty fun so far.

[Lilmiss]

Ok, I'd need an english slang dictionary.


:lol:

I shouldn't be allowed on the net when drunk. :lookaroun :naughty:

[bigboab]

Being 'accosted' by a 12 year old in a local car park this morning. Asked if I thought that today's TV and Movies are more violent than the old days. :)
I felt like saying, 'I saw John Wayne kill more Indians in one old movie, than the amount of people killed in all the recent movies' or 'Should you not be away playing fitba somewhere son?'. He failed to convert me. :ph34r: Poor wee soul. I think that this type of thing is child abuse. :angry:

[Guillaume]

:lol:

I still don't get it. :frusty: :blushing:


Why don't you all speak a civilised language? :angry:

[Lilmiss]

Sworry. :blushing:
Me mates were playing with me phone last night, and decided a picture on it was "pure porn." I was dressed, ffs. :blink:

and slightly smashed at the time too.

[Guillaume]

Highlights of the day: cut me hair ( :01: ) but dropped the clipper, it's broken now ( :cry1: ).

[GepperRankins]

Highlights of the day: cut me hair ( :01: ) but dropped the clipper, it's broken now ( :cry1: ).
i hope you finished first :lol:

[Guillaume]

Yeah, thank the gods.

Happened to me once though. :blushing:

[Lilmiss]

:D Sure way to get rid of those pesky flea's.


I've feckered my winamp skin, and am now cursing it's crusty look.

[Guillaume]

Us amphibians have no fleas.




Did ya manage to tag everything again?

[Lilmiss]

I've given up for now.
T'is too hard, need another uploader as db is completely fluffed up.

My head hurts. :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

I handed in my month's notice.
Now I feel a bit sad. :cry:

[*goddess*]

:D But now you get to in there only to chug-a-lug








;) And being ex bar staff should get lots of extra shots etc :01:

[Lilmiss]

Got another month of working there to come, but I had a really good laugh tonight and am now wondering if I've done the right thing. :mellow:

I'm also thinking about taking the puter outside and bashing it into to tiny bits.
But thats nowt to do with owt.


How's you? :01:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: A conspiracy theory, it's all deliberate ya know, they'll now make sure you have a good time and appreciate ya cos you're going.

:dry: Just remember the chav's my dear and once you've finished you'll be able to take off if they annoy ya rather than being stuck at work.

:D Take your cam if you're gonna belt the crap outta your puter, sure I'm not the only one here that often thinks of doing the same:lol:

:D I'm not bad, how boot you?

[Lilmiss]

I take a picture on me jumping on the fecking thing, but my webcam thingy is having a tantrum too and just wants to take dark mysterious photos.

Haven't told any of the regulars I'm going yet cos they were on top form tonight, had me in giggles all night long with their impressions n stuff.

That chav eejit still hasn't given up txt'n me, and I'm thinking of selling my car. :cry:

/grumble, moan, whine...

[*goddess*]

:frusty: You sound as miserable as me ya old tart:P

:cry: Why you gonna sell your car??

:nono: I wouldn't tell your regs until the last minute, s'not so bad anyway, you'll still see em sometimes.

:dry: You sure you've told chavboy to feck off in no uncertain terms? Sometimes ya just gotta be downright cruel.

:clap: On the upside, I went to me Ma's yesterday and was telling her bout the toaster incident. She went "Ewwww, I cooked crumpets in that last week", this made us both start swallowing lots :sick: Then she remembered she had a brand new toaster in her cupboard.

:01: I now have a (thus far) mouse free toaster again. Which I'll be de-crumbing often:lol:

[Lilmiss]

I'm not a happy bunny at the moment, but what's new? :P :unsure:

The car is just giving me grief at the moment, and as much as I adore her, I don't think it's really suitable to keep it. Theres so much work needs done on her, and even then I don't have any promises it will be completly fixed. I have loadsa places I would like to visit this year, and I dont wanna have to get trains n buses all over the country.

I given up replying to him, but still clock up a few texts everyday.
I have told me Ma on him though, who said she's gonna kick his c**t in.
Go Ma. :01:
(I sound like your ex, snitching on people to the oldies. :unsure: :D )


Hoorahs for the new toaster. :w00t:
Can I put my orders in for rat on crumpet?

[*goddess*]

Ah well, least we can be miserable and share it aboot in here:01:

:( Bugger, I had a car like that, mechanic said just sell it...... sell it noooooow:lol: I wasn't at all attached to it tho.

:) Least you've got pics of it and for a wee while, had a 'truly cool' car:P

:lol: Ya gotta love the Ma's dontcha.

Send the bugger in here and he'll get a right bollocking. ;) Or couldn't one of the pommie boys in here come for a visit and pretend they're you're new hawt lova?:lol:


:ph34r: Oh yipes, ya do indeed..... tho I think in your case it's actually warranted.

:frusty: I've spent the weekend fighting the urge to cave and ring him, only cos I got used to having someone around and it's tuff to re-adjust..... I shall prevail tho :01:


Naaaah, rat's old hat, we've progressed to cat on toast now


Here Patch...... come on lil princess..... got a loverly new heater for ya:P

[*goddess*]

PS


:mad3: What's this shit about too many bloody images??


:dry: Stoopid asses.

[Lilmiss]

I love my lil car, and just last week I said I would never ever sell her. :cry:
I may get a pushbike instead, since this hour of sex workout has gone totally out the window.
I feel like a bowl of jelly onto top of a washing machine at the moment, but that could be something to do with the 3 pints of water i've just guzzled.


Don't give into the lil swine.
In fact, take his number off your phone just in case you get the urge after a drink or two. You know you're always welcome to join the convent with me if needs be. :happy:


We've been eating cat here, for years now.
They sneak into our curries on a Friday night. :ermm:

[*goddess*]

:console: You'll have to make sure she goes to a good home, at least tell em to lie to ya and say they're gonna restore her completely :D

:rolleyes: I too should probly invest in a deadly treadly..... cept I'm too damn lazy. I've got a Pilates dvd I borrowed off my sis, it's been sitting in my bookcase for about 2 weeks, I may even watch it one of these days :lol:

:01: I figure the first couple of weeks is the hardest and then I'll be used to my own wonderful company:lol: I think I'll just put me name down on ya waiting list for now:P

:ohmy: Didn't I see a doggy curry on Footballers Wives? :D I just luuuuurve that trashy show.

We put our cats in the Dim Sims from the Chinese takeaway shop.


:frusty: It's a public holiday here today, so I've got the wee rugrats running rampant and best go try and wrest some control from em.

You have good sleep when ya go Mrs Mchaggis xxx

[Lilmiss]

Footballers Wives? :frusty: Oh why?
I have the first series of Shameless I keep intending on watching, but never get round to it. One day soon... :lookaroun

Have fun with the nippers, I'm sure a swift skelp round the ear would settle them down. Worked on me. :pinch:


Cheeriho's. :P

[*goddess*]

:blink: So is Shameless another name for Footy Wives or is that another treasure I've yet to enjoy?:wub:

:frusty: Speaking of Shameless......... why am I so weak as piss??

:rolleyes: One phone call is all it took for him to worm his way over here. I did stop short of tha hanky sp-anky....but I can't tell him to piss off unless I'm really, really pissed off with him. Which is often, but jesus. I think I need your pokey stick pronto.

:ph34r: Maybe you need to start a lowlight of ya day thread Missy, since I keep contaminating your 'happy' thread with my O.C. like angst.

[Lilmiss]

:frusty: Bad you!!!
Give a boot up the arse n send him on his way.
I'll pull his toenails out, for a price. :shifty:

Had lunch with my ex today, which wasn't too bad.
He want's his LTJ t-shirt back, and I don't wanna give it him.
Suits me better. :happy:

[GepperRankins]

lip the jacker?

[Lilmiss]

:ermm: No fool, Less Than Jake.

Know anything about breaking puters?
Wanna give me some pointers? :lookaroun

[Gemby!]

I just won a free t-shirt !! :01:

[Guillaume]

A friend of mine asked me to be the witness/best man on her wedding. I accepted. :blushing:



Er... That means I'll have to dress like a penguin on said day, right? :unsure:

[manker]

A friend of mine asked me to be the witness/best man on her wedding. I accepted. :blushing:



Er... That means I'll have to dress like a penguin on said day, right? :unsure:Indeed and congrats :01:

Altho' it's particularly unusual for a bride to ask for a best man, that's normally the groom's domain. Are you sure you're not to be a bridesmaid or a matron of honour :unsure:

[Guillaume]

Are you sure you're not to be a bridesmaid or a matron of honour :unsure:
I certainly hope not.
Have you any idea of how hard it is to find a dress my size? :shifty:

[manker]

I certainly hope not.
Have you any idea of how hard it is to find a dress my size? :shifty:
:lol: :D

I should start searching now, justincase. If it turns out to be surplus to requirements then the shop may give you your money back - provided it's stain-free :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Congrats Gee. :01:

Means you get to write a long winded speech and bore everyone.
Best man for the job, and all that. :whistling

[Guillaume]

I've got to wear a disguise and write a speech?

D'ya think it's too late to say no?

[Lilmiss]

Yup, I imagine they have the several boxes of earplugs preordered. :happy:

You'll do a grand job. ;)

[Guillaume]

Yup, I imagine they have the several boxes of earplugs preordered.

You know, I might have a second highlight today if I use teh stick. :dry:

[*goddess*]

:blink: You're gonna use the pokey stick on yourself Guillame?


:D Whatever floats ya boat I guess:P

[Guillaume]

:blink: You're gonna use the pokey stick on yourself Guillame?
Hmmmph... I never promised I'd never use it on you! :angry:
http://img258.echo.cx/img258/4518/stickanim5og.gif

[*goddess*]

:wub: Ohhhhhhh please do so sir.

[Lilmiss]

I'm already prepared for violent attacks by crazed foreigners.
Just waiting for you feckers to try and invade. :shifty:

[GepperRankins]

Hmmmph... I never promised I'd never use it on you! :angry:
http://img258.echo.cx/img258/4518/stickanim5og.gif
it took several seconds to realise you aren't ziggy :blink:

[GepperRankins]

I'm already prepared for violent attacks by crazed foreigners.
Just waiting for you feckers to try and invade. :shifty:
:mandatorybushjoke:

[Guillaume]

it took several seconds to realise you aren't ziggy :blink:

He and I have got 1337 .gif making skills. I reckon it got you confused... :01:

[S!X]

My highlight is.. I got a fuckin massive migrain and i brought it home and it kinda pissed everyone off lol

[*goddess*]

:frusty: How can you stand to look at the screen if you have a migraine, I fall to bits when I get em.

[S!X]

:frusty: How can you stand to look at the screen if you have a migraine, I fall to bits when I get em.

I dont know :pinch:

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: So drug up and go sleep ya silly bugger:lol:

[Lilmiss]

My head hurts too.
Generally means it will be sunny the next day. :dry:

Or I've drank far too much vodka.

[*goddess*]

:lol: I'd guess the latter.

:D How's you?

[S!X]

:rolleyes: So drug up and go sleep ya silly bugger:lol:

:ermm: I got homework and shit to do :pinch: :frusty:

[*goddess*]

:blink: You can't possibly do that if you've got a migraine. Best to sleep for a few hours then do homework and shit:)

[Lilmiss]

I'm 'k. :P
Been in a fantastic mood all day and haven't even swore once.

/she lies through gritted teeth.


How's you, missus?
Have you made my damn cookies yet?

[*goddess*]

:D That's fanfuckingtastic:P




:frusty: Or would be if it were the trooth. So which was the lie, the good mood or the fowl language?

:unsure: I did send ya cookies, you not got em yet?

[Guillaume]

Cookies? :drool:

[*goddess*]

:D Yup, double choc chip ones I make....... only Miss only gets the crumbs:01:

You want some too?

[Lilmiss]

*cluck, cluck*

I'm in a hella bad mood and want to stab something with my fork.
There's no old ladys lurking on my doorstep, so I guess that will have to wait til breakfast.

Moi? Swear?
Feck off. :no:


No cookies yet, I may stab the postman for nicking them. :lookaroun

[Guillaume]

You want some too?

I never say no to cookies, but I have the same postman problem as the miss.
My lil paranoid mind is starting to suspect a worldwide postmen conspiracy. :dry:


@L: what made you so foul tempered? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I fecking hate the world and all that breathes upon it.
And just so you all know, I don't look like fecking Scary, phones4u, Mary. :snooty:

:cry:



Stay away from my cookies, you freebie biscuit snaffler.
I digsy bagsied them first. :01:

[*goddess*]

:cry: I don't understand it at all, I had the addy's poifect and all.

:unsure: Yeah, why you of the poultry mind Miss? You wanna belt up Guillaume to cheer ya up:naughty:

[Guillaume]

Stay away from my cookies, you freebie biscuit snaffler.

'k. I'll go to bed on an empty stomach then. :cry1:

[Lilmiss]

s'my precious cookies. :shifty:

No major problems Goddesssss, just feeling under the weather and a lil angst ridden. And I'm not Mary. :dry:


/belts the lot of ya. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whack.gif

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: You didn't honestly think that would work didja Guill :snooty:


:unsure: Who the hell's Mary?


*mud in ya eye so ya can't do us any real damage*

[Lilmiss]

Scary Mary from the Phones4u advert, doofus. :P

You threw mud in my eye?
That will explain why I can't find my lighter. :cry:


I'm finishing me spliffage and tea, then off to where the dreams are made.
Without any cookies. :sniffs:

[*goddess*]

:dry: Well, I sent the damn things so blame me not you shall :01:

Oh feck, Yoda's taken over again.

:ph34r: Hope you're in a better bloody mood tomorra.

:unsure: You told ya regs yet? Maybe that's what's bothering ya, change is not a good thing methinks.


:frusty: I also think I should stop talking in ridulous riddles and get off me arse and motiviated.

;) G'night Grumblebum:flowers:

[Lilmiss]

I will be in a better mood the morrow as me Pa is making me dinner.
Then the day after I'm going for lunch with me Ma and Aunt.
And the day after that, someone is bringing some green round.
Free lunches and smokeables. :w00t:


Cya laters, ya lazy t'rag. :happy:

[S!X]

:blink: You can't possibly do that if you've got a migraine. Best to sleep for a few hours then do homework and shit:)

Ive tried that many times before and let me tell you... It doesnt work :dry: :ermm: :frusty: :cry:

[*goddess*]

:blink: I didn't start getting em until after I'd finished school. I just usually take drugs and sleep it off.


:ohmy: t'rag Lilmissy?















:01:


:) Off again, toodles xxx

[ahctlucabbuS]

Highlight of the day (so far),

Listening to Kyuss - Spaceship landing on blasted speakers.

[Lilmiss]

Fooking wages didn't go in on time, so I'm gonna be slapped with loads of overdraft charges when my debits attempt to come out. :pinch:


happy, happy, joy, joy.

[Biggles]

Fooking wages didn't go in on time, so I'm gonna be slapped with loads of overdraft charges when my debits attempt to come out. :pinch:


happy, happy, joy, joy.

:blink:

Have you been breaking into ancient Egyptian tombs or passing dud coins to old gypsy women?

[Lilmiss]

Nope, I'm just a naturally jinxed mess.
Wanna adopt me? :cry:

[Biggles]

Nope, I'm just a naturally jinxed mess.
Wanna adopt me? :cry:




Thought Yogi was adopting you, fickle one - plus, I would imagine your ma would have something to say about people adopting her little angel :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Yogi doesn't want me either. :cry:
I'm doomed, I tell's ya.

I think I may go slam my head in the oven door a few times.

[GepperRankins]

too much vodka :01:

[Biggles]

Yogi doesn't want me either. :cry:
I'm doomed, I tell's ya.

I think I may go slam my head in the oven door a few times.


I may be wrong but I suspect that will not improve your fortunes. Chocolate and a movie is what you need young lady. Although if pain takes your mind of things just pop around to Gran and tell her she smells like a skunk. :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Meh, she always smells like skunk. :lookaroun
It is quite a nice smell when it isn't mixed with musky old people stench.

Maybe I should just call SGG a townie lass.
Sure that will get me a bashing or two.

How is she keeping, btw? :unsure:

[Biggles]

Not sure what happened there. :ph34r:

[Biggles]

Meh, she always smells like skunk. :lookaroun
It is quite a nice smell when it isn't mixed with musky old people stench.

Maybe I should just call SGG a townie lass.
Sure that will get me a bashing or two.

How is she keeping, btw? :unsure:

The steroids seem to be doing something as she definitely has a little more colour and energy if a tad hyper (keeping my fingers crossed). She has a cold at the moment though which she assures means she is far too ill to go to school. She only went back last week (and managed to get a punishment exercise on the first day :dry: :dry: ).

She wouldn't take kindly to being called a townie though :ph34r: She just recently discovered a goth/punk clothes shop in Glasgow called Hellfire - not good news on the fiscal front.

[Lilmiss]

:P Bless her lil pink socks.
Send her lot's of huggles, and tell her to mend quickly.
Hope you buy her lots of nice, scary stuff to make her feel better. :shifty:



I'm off to have a spliff in the bath, this can only mean more pain. :unsure:

[*goddess*]

*Bump* :01:

:D Highlight of me day, getting rid of the kiddlywinks and just cracked me first bourbon and coke.

:ph34r: Off oot with the girls...... The Copacabana Club... latin dancing or some such shite. Eek, here's me of the 80's shuffle type if I'm drunk enuff to even get out of me chair.

:tremble: Wish me luck, hopefully back when inebriated :D

[Guillaume]

Careful with the drinkin', G. That guy probably won't look like Armand Assante in the morning. :dry:

The plans for tonight: watching the league finals with my mates. Don't exactly like footie, but it's always good to have an excuse to get plastered. :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

My day has'nt had any highlights yet, dammit :dry:

*waits for highlight*

*taps foot*

Waaaaaaaaiting :dry:

Oh and Janey, don't worry, I'm sure the Melbourne poooolice is well aware you going out and no doubt are tailing you :P

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

I electricuted me Ma. :01: :happy:


serves her right for complaining about my bathroom.

[Biggles]

I electricuted me Ma. :01: :happy:


serves her right for complaining about my bathroom.

Throwing an electric fire into the bath whilst she is having a soak is a bit harsh though. :blink:


Highlight tonight - it's Beltane ... so Hi to Gripper and Rat Faced :)

The Green Man and the Maiden handfast and so joined become Lord and Lady. Merry meet indeed! :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

will smiths new album

only heard two songs and neither of them suck. now it's onto the third, and it sounds like 3/3 so far

[Lilmiss]

A friend just come round for a Carling on my doorstep, and told me an intresting story about a nutcase who threatened a 13 year old with a knife last night. Turns out it's the same nutcase I went out on a date with. :ermm:


:fear:

[GepperRankins]

that chav?

[Biggles]

A friend just come round for a Carling on my doorstep, and told me an intresting story about a nutcase who threatened a 13 year old with a knife last night. Turns out it's the same nutcase I went out on a date with. :ermm:


:fear:

Did she kick his ass?

[Lilmiss]

Yup, the chav.
One of many crazy folk who know where I live. :pinch:

:P Dunno Biggles, but you're probably right.


I've just moved an electronic organ and a bookcase on my own. :01:
/lives up to my "I'm not very smart, but can lift heavy things" badge. :flex's:

[*goddess*]

:ohmy: Holy crap, I actually venture out into the world for a change and it all goes to crap in here.

Jonno makes a rare appearance (I wish the police hadda tailed me, woulda been better eye candy than I saw tonight), Lilmiss' chave fella turns out to be really, truly scary after all and Guill is thinking I'm wearing me 'beer goggles'. No such luck, probly shoulda :lol:

:D I have a similar badge here LM, tho I've got a 3 seater couch that's been in my carport for about a month that I need a hand with. Get your arse over here and help me will ya?

[Lilmiss]

Buy me the plane ticket and I will move anything for you. :flex's more:
A one way ticket will do. :fear:


I have another badge which reads, "Fat people are hard to kidnap."
Isn't that just the truth. :ermm:

[*goddess*]

:fear: A one way ticket?? You planning on staying or swimming back?

:lol: I like your other badge, oooooooo you should send me some badges





Just cos



erm...... I'm worth it :01:

[Lilmiss]

My pals lil boy has a badge making kit, so I make 'em meself. :01:
Kinda, I just nick amusing quotes off t-shirts.

Staying, although I think your spiders may scare me back again. :fear:


Well, I've rearranged my bedroom and done a general clean up.
Now all I gotta do is 'ave a shower, and wait for the troup to arrive with alcohol supplies and food stuffs. :shifty:

[*goddess*]

;) Is it with his permission or do you just dive into his room and elbow him outta the way so you can get to his kit:lol:

:rolleyes: Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work :blink:

:D Sounds like a good night in, far more interesting than me night out.

I'm gonna find some grub and get meself off to bed. I should be able to have a sleep in tomorra so good luck and make sure they take pics of whatever they do to ya when your in a vegetive state:P

[Biggles]

;) Is it with his permission or do you just dive into his room and elbow him outta the way so you can get to his kit:lol:

:rolleyes: Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work :blink:

:D Sounds like a good night in, far more interesting than me night out.

I'm gonna find some grub and get meself off to bed. I should be able to have a sleep in tomorra so good luck and make sure they take pics of whatever they do to ya when your in a vegetive state:P

Ok - so if you didn't ring back would they assume you were alright or that the red back got you? Somehow the NHS doesn't seem so bad after all.

[Guillaume]

Spiders are bugger all, they don't last to well against a can of insecticide. I've been bitten by a red back, got shit scared and rang the poisons centre, they told me to put some disinfectant on it and hold the hand I'd been bitten on up in the air for 10 minutes........ then to ring em back if that didn't work :blink:


So after all, it isn't the local beasties that are dangerous but the defective emergency service? :unsure:



Lilmiss, all my palns for tonight have gone down the drain, can I crash your place? :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

Oh no, sorry about your boring night out.
You obviously weren't drinking enough of the hard stuff. :lookaroun

No pictures damnit, I don't need photographical evidence as an extra embarrassment. May sing for ya though, if you ask nice enough. :P
Cya soon chicky.


Course Gee, always need a good waiter.

[*goddess*]

:)Meh, it was out of the house for a change so that'll do me.

:D Least this way I won't have any regrets in tha mornin'.



:dry: I've asked you nicely to sing loads of times, now I demand you do so :01:

:flowers: And I want pics, laters ducky xxx

[Guillaume]

Course Gee, always need a good waiter.


Erm... After carefully calculating the time I'll need to travel up to the good town of C, and considering I'll have to knock at every door since I don't know your full address, I will bring coffee and croissants...
Expect me around 11, the day after tomorrow. :happy:


Edit: Night, goddess.

[Lilmiss]

:P Nite nite choo, shall see what I can do for ya then.


Hobbitshire's not that big, doubt you'll get lost round 'ere unless you stray on teh moors. And I don't do coffee. :snooty:

especially not in pint glasses.

[Guillaume]

especially not in pint glasses.


I saw that! :fist:


Enjoy teh :drunk:

[Lilmiss]

Silly arse. :P


I gotta while before they get here, but tanks.
You have a fun night too, cya soon. :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

I'm quite sour to say I indulged in the sniff again tonight....and I'm now slightly hyperactive. Have been doing muscle excercising with the pokey stick much to the amusement and gagging from the peeps. :sick: :01:
We tried our damnedness to record Jilted John, but I couldn't find an audio recorder, so we camed my pal as a Don, the other as Gollum, and me doing tattoo wobbling. And yes Gee, as soon as I work it out. :unsure:


I must stress, I'm completely fuckeded, in case of later retrobution.
Quoteage unacceptable, due to the mental clarity that is to follow in teh morn. Back off bitch. :ermm:

Missy, no one else is aboot.
Yeah, I know.
Alright, let's raid the fridge then, and abuse it's fantastic cooling powers.
Sure. :01:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Okaaaaaaay, now you're just sc-ary.

*hides behind wacko Chav in case of flying objects*