Condoms with a depthguage

[Gripper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Picture005.jpg

Who sez alchahol has a adverse effect :)

[Rat Faced]

:blushing:

Damn, thought i burnt that pic

[TheYogi]

:blushing:

Damn, thought i burnt that pic

Damn, you stole my line. :crying:

[S!X]

omfg, wtf is that?

[TheYogi]

What fosters will do to people................. :lol:

[keyser_soze]

Its girth that matters and that looks girthically challenged if thats a real word :unsure:

[TheYogi]

Girth

a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back

:huh: Yogi

[Rat Faced]

And the girth of that guy is quite large.



Even if he has a pencil dick :blink:

[keyser_soze]

The measure round the body, as at the waist or belly; the circumference of anything.
Or in lamens pencil dick=small girth :D

[S!X]

Fosters is the "beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" of choice.

[keyser_soze]

Stella Artois is the mutha of all dawg beers A.K.A Wife beater A.K.A Charge sheet A.K.A Nelson mandella :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

If it's a depth guage then wouldn't the numbers have to start at the other end?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/gripper103/Picture005.jpg

[*goddess*]

:blushing:

Damn, thought i burnt that pic

:ohmy:







:ph34r: You're admitting to drinking bloody Fosters?? Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww:P

[keyser_soze]

You're admitting to drinking bloody Fosters?? Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww I did'nt like to say.

If it's a depth guage then wouldn't the numbers have to start at the other end? Good Question well spotted.

[*goddess*]

;)As an aussie I feel it's my duty to warn you poor foreign saps away from that pish:lol:

[Rat Faced]

;)As an aussie I feel it's my duty to warn you poor foreign saps away from that pish:lol:

Dont worry, its "Brewed under license in UK"

As such, it tastes bog all like the original... just like the others ;)




and yes, i like fosters... :(

[keyser_soze]

As an aussie I feel it's my duty to warn you poor foreign saps away from that pish Well put it is pish

[*goddess*]

:console: Awwww poor ratty, hope you're eating something to help take away the manky taste.

;)I could make ya some toast :sick:


:unsure: Tho I can't say I've tried your version and maybe it's not as bad as here.

[DoktaLuv]

The problem is that all Yank beer tastes even more so like piss, so to them a pint of Foster's is heaven on earth. I think it's meh, but I'd definitely take a pint of Spitfire over it any day.

[*goddess*]

:(Well, isn't that just sad. Poor yanks.

[hobbes]

:(Well, isn't that just sad. Poor yanks.


Why do you think we drink it so cold?

You know when you are at a party and put your beer down and forget about it for a minute. When you try to relocate it, you know it is beer because of the condensation on the can or bottle. Otherwise it could be just another can of urine sitting about.

[keyser_soze]

aaaawwwwww :(

[*goddess*]

Why do you think we drink it so cold?

You know when you are at a party and put your beer down and forget about it for a minute. When you try to relocate it, you know it is beer because of the condensation on the can or bottle. Otherwise it could be just another can of urine sitting about.

:lol: Well said Hobbes.

[Rat Faced]

Why do you think we drink it so cold?


Because its uncivilised to drink beer warm?

Its one of those sickly things the southerners in UK do :sick:

[TheYogi]

Or those leaving their beer unattended too long........... :sick: :yikes:


Source: Hobbes.