Ok I Got this girl's number...

[Monkeee]

I call her and.....

[ziggyjuarez]

Talk then after awhile tell her to come ever.

[Guyver]

I call her and.....

say"Hello, lets fuck!" lmao

[ziggyjuarez]

is she a whore?it might work

[Monkeee]

rofl you guys are all horny basturds rofl

[S!X]

rofl you guys are all horny basturds rofl

LOL. IF yoi invite her over... And things get interesting... use this line "I like where this is going" :naughty:

[sArA]

Meh....just ask her out to the movies or something....then see what happens...

[manker]

Text messaging > Phoning a girl.


Gotta remember the three Es.

1. Efficiency - Will she really have anything interesting to say, all you want is information - texts will give you that.

2. Economics - girls chat for hours if they have to pay, it can run into millennia if you're paying for the call.

3. Esotery - A solitary text will exude confidence and intrigue a girl, she will wonder about you being the strong silent type, when actually you're just wanting to avoid an awkward hour long drivel filled phonecall.

You know it makes sense ;)

[sArA]

Got your cynical head on this morning manker?

Didn't get any?


Awwwww

[manker]

Got your cynical head on this morning manker?

Didn't get any?


AwwwwwDidn't get any whinges directed at me, if that's what you mean. Gotta set your stall out early in a relationship, hence the above - that way there are no misunderstandings further down the road.


Hey, Sara. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?


A woman who won't do as she's told

[sArA]

Didn't get any whinges directed at me, if that's what you mean. Gotta set your stall out early in a relationship, hence the above - that way there are no misunderstandings further down the road.


Hey, Sara. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?


A woman who won't do as she's told


meh...feckin' wannabe mod....

[manker]

meh...feckin' wannabe mod....Well, you're no fun this morning.

Fecking mods :dry: :glare:

[Skiz]

Is this real or another three word story type of thing...cause if it is...*shakes fist*

[{I}{K}{E}]

Well, you're no fun this morning.

Fecking mods :dry: :glare:

luv you 2 :blushing:

[manker]

luv you 2 :blushing:Sorry, Ikey.

Sara's fault - she was trying to rod me :whistling

[GepperRankins]

manker is right about the three E's.

anyone who doesn't agree is, normal? :unsure:

[1.618]

e3wanker

[manker]

e3wankerI see you're currently aspiring to the third E - Esotery. Unfortunately you're coming off as stupid.

Keep trying tho' http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/icons/icon14.gif

[GepperRankins]

maybe he's talking about the games show next month :01:

[TheYogi]

Can i rent you, 1.618.........??? :rolleyes:

You seem to be doing a better job than my micetraps........... :shifty:




Yogi

[sArA]

Sorry, Ikey.

Sara's fault - she was trying to rod me :whistling


Well.....you did want it sooo bad :strapon: :whistling:

[GepperRankins]

i take it this thread is now proper cawkjacked :(

[1.618]

Can i rent you, 1.618.........??? :rolleyes:

You seem to be doing a better job than my micetraps........... :shifty: Are there mice in here??? :blink:
Yo can have my pussicat :lol:

[GepperRankins]

hillariousse :dry:

[1.618]

hillariousse :dry:Talkin 2 me? :pinch: