UK teens fail to embrace net porn

[DarthInsinuate]

:shame:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/20/uk_teens_avoid_smut/

this article uses 'avail' twice in four paragraphs, they should feel the shame of not particularly good grammar

[GepperRankins]

as if anyones gonna say they download porn in a school survey :frusty:

[Gemby!]

im sure this survey is incorrect ...teens are teens

[hobbes]

UK teens are teh gay.

[Rat Faced]

A UK government survey has found that just 12 per cent of 13 to 18-year-olds avail themselves of "adult-only" websites, preferring instead to use the internet to assist in doing homework or for news


It missed out part of the report...


88 per cent of 13-18-year-olds dont tell the truth on surveys from the Education Department.

[S!X]

UK teens are teh gay.

LOL Pwnt. :happy:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Perhaps the survey said something over elaborate like

Do you use the Internet to -
1. Do homework
2. Check the news
3. Access mature-content sites with unequivocal subject matter of the carnal diversity

And confused the poor buggers into ticking one they at least understood. All the drugs have gone to their brains, y'know.

[Gripper]

UK teens are teh gay.
If that's the case surely they'd be accessing gay porn sites,perhaps you could recommend some for them :dry:

[ziggyjuarez]

They are too busy drinking tea and smoking

[Gripper]

They are too busy drinking tea and smoking
Drinking White Lightning and smokin puff,s'more like it :)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Up here they drink a healthy mixture of tea, Buckfast and Ironbru.

[hobbes]

If that's the case surely they'd be accessing gay porn sites,perhaps you could recommend some for them :dry:

No, as they are not accessing female porn. Being "teh gay" they are surfing gay porn. That was not a question and therefore the reason why it appears the UK teens are using the web appropriately.

The fact is the they are "teh gay" and looking at butt humpers.

We Americans like to look at teh vagina.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yeah, you always want what you know you can never get.

[hobbes]

Yeah, you always want what you know you can never get.

Tis better than looking at the arse. Who would even want that?

[Gripper]

Yeah, you always want what you know you can never get.
Yeah..what she says :lol:

[hobbes]

Yeah..what she says :lol:

Vagina is easy, just ignore the smell and think of pizza.

When you are done, point it to the door, grab a beer and watch a nice movie.

[Gripper]

Vagina is easy, just ignore the smell and think of pizza.

When you are done, point it to the door, grab a beer and watch a nice movie.

Wow A Gentleman and a Scholar :)

[hobbes]

Wow A Gentleman and a Scholar :)


No,
just practical and efficient

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yeah, a real charmer, the woman must literally be fighting for him.

Bet he gets pussy all the time.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Efficient and quick, no doubt. Gets the job done in no time at all.

[hobbes]

Yeah, a real charmer, the woman must literally be fighting for him.

Bet he gets pussy all the time.

I don't like cats.

[hobbes]

Efficient and quick, no doubt. Gets the job done in no time at all.

Well, been there, done her, why bother with repeat business.

It is the hunt which is exciting, not cowing to a pointless and rather mundane relationship.

[namzuf9]

We Americans like to look at teh vagina.

What I want to know is; where the fuck did this american learn to spell vagina? :P

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

@hobbes - Anyone unfamiliar with such a common euphemisms is an obvious virgin.

[Lilmiss]

Ironbru.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whack.gifIrn-Bru.
I wouldn't touch Ironbru, that's a rip off. :snooty:



What did I just admit to? :ermm:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Well, been there, done her, why bother with repeat business.

It is the hunt which is exciting, not cowing to a pointless and rather mundane relationship.

H.I.V. :)

[hobbes]

You know I am just playing, I hope.

Me loves the females, they just end to have different priorities than I.

And I wear the hat of mistrust.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/whack.gifIrn-Bru.
I wouldn't touch Ironbru, that's a rip off. :snooty:



What did I just admit to? :ermm:


Forgive my hurtful error. Should have known you would know about that sort of thing... :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

:chav girlie: :01:



:ermm:

[Guillaume]

:chav girlie: :01:



:ermm:
I knew it!
/grabs stake and holy water.

[Lilmiss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/argh.gif

[Gemby!]

They are too busy drinking tea and smoking

STEREOTYPES, YOU RACIST ! :angry:

*sips tea*

[bigboab]

/grabs stake and holy water.

:lol: :lol:

Wise man. :)

@ Americans cant get near the arse. Too many security guards. :P

[TheYogi]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/poeper//headass.jpg :lookaroun :huh:

[Biggles]

I believe SGG wears a headband of the same sort of material, Hobbes.

She also has that familial Biggles-ish intellect, which runs to the acerbic at times; you present as "older folks", so she is taking you to task as a pervert.

Perhaps you could inform her of your relative chronological youth and hip attitude, and assure her of your harmlessness?

As to her priorities, I wouldn't hazard a guess. :huh:

Acerbic ... moi? :blink:

As to her priorities, I try not to think about it - but I am eternally grateful that there is a dearth of cross dressing, pretty Japanese boys in the school.

[Biggles]

Not you, doofus-her.

You are merely ironic at times. :)

I must say, she fairly drips acid, occasionally.

I find that ability quite admirable, and hope she is not overcome by guilt afterwards, as I am. :huh:

:slap:

My mistake. :lookaroun

As to SGG, guilt is not one of her strong suits :dry: She is one of the feistier creatures of the forest although at times I think she tends to kill and then ask if it is edible.

I can't say I have ever imagined you wracked with guilt yourself though. :lol: