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{I}{K}{E}
04-27-2005, 04:31 PM
http://www.skidrow.nl/nforce/hacker.htm


:lol: :lol:

manker
04-27-2005, 04:39 PM
:lol: :lol: http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

Funniest thing I've read for a long time :D

Skiz
04-27-2005, 05:59 PM
:lol: :lol: LMAO

Too funny!! :w00t:

Good find IKE

1.618
04-27-2005, 06:15 PM
http 404 :(
does anyone have a mirror :geek:

Peace,
T-O

Samurai
04-27-2005, 06:57 PM
yep - 404 here too

GepperRankins
04-27-2005, 06:57 PM
i have a friend who told me he was a hacker then he thought i was 1337 for using dos :ermm:

{I}{K}{E}
04-27-2005, 07:14 PM
lol 2 many hits me thinks.... server down :(

Illuminati
04-27-2005, 07:51 PM
Yeah, I read it a few days ago :lol:

It's people like that guy who make me wish sometimes that IRC should have a minimum IQ requirement ;)

Smith
04-27-2005, 09:18 PM
could someone paste it here mabye?

S!X
04-28-2005, 01:01 AM
Not Found
The requested URL /nforce/hacker.htm was not found on this server.

Th4ts S0m3 h022I|3|_3 H4xING.

100%
04-28-2005, 06:47 AM
source - http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328


* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> **** you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)


What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

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* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)


There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

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* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that **** off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your **** wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall


He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look


In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

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<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone


Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

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<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too


Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

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<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH


The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

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<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent


Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

QUOTE
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)


Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Notice: We are well completely aware that maybe bitchchecker was just playing a game with us. He also claimed to have german as his major field of study.

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<bitchchecker> shut up man i have advanced german

Virtualbody1234
04-28-2005, 12:53 PM
Shit. I better watch out for that guy. I wouldn't want him to attack me. :fear:


Well I guess he would have to get his computer up and running again first. :whistling

BawA
04-28-2005, 01:10 PM
ROLF, nice reading in long time :lol:

Snee
04-28-2005, 01:21 PM
Might have gone better with a /whois on the bloke he was trying to hack, or something, before he started (instead of asking for the ip), hmm :unsure: :blink:


It seems too stupid to be real.

keyser_soze
04-28-2005, 09:07 PM
So what did he hack the guy or what?? :dry: J/K I don't know whats scarier the fact that theres ppl as stupid as that about or the fact I probably would have believed that he was hacking me :ohmy: are there pre made tools that do shit like that to your pc if you knew how to use them?

Smith
04-28-2005, 09:36 PM
LOL, some people are so stupid...

You d drive is gone :lol:

ziggyjuarez
04-28-2005, 10:09 PM
Hacker deletes own hard drive

You're going down, man!


By Paul Hales: Wednesday 27 April 2005, 09:31

A CHAT CHANNEL spat ended when a wannabe hacker was duped into deleting his own hard drive.
The 26 year-old German claimed he was the baddest hacker in town and threatened to attack a moderator on #stopHipHop's RC Channel because he thought he'd been thrown out.

He demanded the moderator cough up his IP address and prepare to be hacked.

The moderator sent back a bunch of numbers and there then followed a period in which the moderator assumes all manner of hack tools were unleashed at the IP address.

Finally the hacker declared success."I can see your E: drive disappearing, he gloated, "D: is down 45 percent!" he cried, before disappearing into the ether.

It seems he'd been hot enough to hack his own address.

100%
04-29-2005, 12:06 AM
Isn't it highly illegal to hack?
even your own pc?
: question :

lee551
04-29-2005, 03:38 AM
:lol: thanks for the find ike. :lol:

Monkeee
04-29-2005, 03:42 AM
ROFL!!

<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that **** off

ROFL!!!

Skiz
04-29-2005, 06:29 AM
ROFL!!

<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that **** off

ROFL!!!

:w00t: :lol: :lol: :w00t: :frusty: