Need This Communitys Help Despretly

[NeoTheOne]

Okay so my girls Ex has been trying to win her over using alot of peoms and i think its starting to work o her and i dont want to lose her , and well i really suck at making up poems so i need all your help please im begging you gimme some really really sweet poems so i can proboly win her back

[GepperRankins]

letter bomb filled with razorblades should do the trick

[NeoTheOne]

LMFAO i dont want to hurt her just win her heart through poems

[manker]

There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Whose twat was as wide as a bucket.
Neo stuck in his head.
He was sure he was dead.
Til she screamed, that's not how you fuck it.

[MCHeshPants420]

LMFAO i dont want to hurt her just win her heart through poems


Send the letter bomb to the ex. Better yet beat him up with a big book of poems, they're teh heavy.

[GepperRankins]

yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too :thumbsup:

[MCHeshPants420]

yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too :thumbsup:


He'll probably become a better poet if you do that. Pope (disfigured), Milton (blind)...can't think of any fingerless poets.

[Lilmiss]

Mr. Neo, you have so many girl problems, I think maybe you are also in denial.



Have we introduced you to Mr. Dave?

[GepperRankins]

hi :blushing:

[manker]

yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too :thumbsup:


He'll probably become a better poet if you do that. Pope (disfigured), Milton (blind)...can't think of any fingerless poets.My Mam buys Xmas cards and the artwork is done by people that paint with their feet. Maybe they write the verses too.

I can find out.

[GepperRankins]

wait. where do you live?

if you're american accuse him of being a terrorist, you don't even need evidence.

[MCHeshPants420]

wait. where do you live?

if you're american accuse him of being a terrorist, you don't even need evidence.

You're the one who has just set off the CIA/NSA/NASA/NFA/SFA internet monitoring equipment with your idea of a letter bombing someone. Expect a trip to Gitmo soon.

[NeoTheOne]

12 replies and still no poems Come on pple just help me out on this last problem

[DarthInsinuate]

that's what you get when you ask for disparate help

[Lilmiss]

I'm not very good with girls.
I'd prefer to buy them a pearl
necklace for their butt,
To shut the beetch up.
While I go and perv on teh burl. :ermm:

[DarthInsinuate]

Help, Help,
How I long for the nameless gurl,
I have no charms, and wootage is brutal warfare,
I call on thee, FST,
For your poetry is legendary,
I am in need, I am confused,
I just don't know what to do with my head.

[NeoTheOne]

LOL come on plese i swear this is the last time ill ask for help just gimme some really sweet poems btw her name is sumaiya

[HCT]

just beat up her ex it always work for me

[MCHeshPants420]

I wanna make violent love
To you by the moon above
I wanna make violent love to you

I wanna kiss every night
To squeeze and hold you tight
I wanna make violent love to you

I don't want seem frantic
I don't want to cramp your style
You're driving me into a panic
You just wanna drive me, drive me,
Drive me, drive me wild

[Samurai]

Listen, don't start writing poems because it'll be obvious that you're competing with this other guy.

Want the way to do it? Ignore her. Trust me.

[MCHeshPants420]

Want the way to do it? Ignore her. Trust me.

I did that to a girlfriend once, she got kind of tetchy when I refused to answer the door when she came round.

[NeoTheOne]

LMFAO do u really think thats appropite in my situation i was thinking of poems like my love for u is undying ,, i see your smile in every blink , in my every heartbeat your name echos , in my every breath your name whipers , in my every dream i see your laughter , i will always love you till the the day i die and ever after , LOL I MADE THAT UP TO

[MCHeshPants420]

The moon landing was faked.
You keep my scarf by your bed knowing my scent is caught there.
Humans once slept standing up there.
David Letterman is a robot.

Sauce (http://www.imho-reviews.com/opinion/245_0_1_0_C/)

[NeoTheOne]

i mean i cant ignore this girl for sum reson i like her too much , here this is all the shit that happend her ex is trying to win her back casue they went out for a loong time and i feel guilty of breaking them up only if i knew she had a man before i started flirting with her i woudnt be in the situation but now that i am i cant even turn back cause i dont like to lose, and this girl is like diffrent one hour we make out the other she starts to tell me bout her ex and how hez soo sweet and shit LIKE WTF MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[MCHeshPants420]

LMFAO do u really think thats appropite in my situation i was thinking of poems like my love for u is undying ,, i see your smile in every blink , in my every heartbeat your name echos , in my every breath your name whipers , in my every dream i see your laughter , i will always love you till the the day i die and ever after , LOL I MADE THAT UP TO

I suppose you could go down the cliche route. Me, I'd use the David Letterman one.

[NeoTheOne]

Anyone must have said in there life a really sweet poem to the one they admire the most please im in need of a poem like that and nothing about david letterman LOL

[lynx]

The secret is to keep it short:

The thought of you leaves me breathless.
Help, give me sumaiya.

[NeoTheOne]

There We go thats a start keep em comming

[MCHeshPants420]

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So let me stick it in.

[manker]

Under you shorts, I see it - your arse
I want to touch, to feel - your parts
You've shaved now, the hair - it's sparse
Oh Sumaiya, you've got it - my heart
Napster's gone, not your fault - it was Lars.

Feck's sake, arse is such a difficult word to end a first line with. You'd better use that one :dry:

[MCHeshPants420]

Love Letter

A letter, my love, of our passion’s end
ever outpacing our critics’ reviews.
Arrows they have pessimistically penned
pierce imprints left by our fast running shoes.

Their thoughts in confounded pretzels ensnare
for they do not draw each breath from your sighs.
They have never lost themselves in your hair,
nor danced to the melody of your eyes.


Look at me! I’m rhyming! I’m rhyming!
Writing beautiful nonsense for you,
my dismembered thoughts in strict timing,
you always serve as my blushing muse.

‘melody of your eyes’ – what rotten cheese!
‘lost in your hair’ – what clichéd muck!
But I’ll form these coprolites when you please
For as long as they get me fucked.

[ruthie]

How about a love letter, truly expressing your heart.

[peat moss]

You leaned over and you kissed me
I felt my knees go weak
You leaned over and you kissed me
I couldn't even speak.................. You finish it . :)

[99%]

Dear Suzy
I have fifty thousand dollars
lets go on vacation
luf neo

(texts with money in it always rhyme)

[JPaul]

Make up your mind
Him or me
I need to know
Let it be me.

See how I clevrely used the abcb methid and then went on to rime me with me.

Its a winnir mait.

[GepperRankins]

just a warning.


dave's eyes are stinging
he only had 4 hours sleep
dave's stomach aches
there's nothing for him to eat
dave has bad skin
he also has wonky teeth
if god does that to wankers
what will he do to cheats?

[Mr. Mulder]

:fear:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Why do you also need to give her a poem?

Just tell her how much you love her.

[Skiz]

I seem to a way with the ladies lately. Maybe I should speak to her. :shifty:

*rehearses whispering sweet nothings*

[manker]

just a warning.


dave's eyes are stinging
he only had 4 hours sleep
dave's stomach aches
there's nothing for him to eat
dave has bad skin
he also has wonky teeth
if god does that to wankers
what will he do to cheats?You wrote that to missus neo :blink:

Critique:

No capital letters but it's better than my arse poem.

[GepperRankins]

i thought your poem was very honest and it brought a tear to my eye :mellow:

[manker]

What about my limerick. That's even honester.

[GepperRankins]

wouldn't she be about 13 though :ohmy:

[manker]

wouldn't she be about 13 though :ohmy:Nah, that limerick was about neo's last sexual experience - with a 43 year old hooker :unsure:

[GepperRankins]

or maybe he has a really small head :unsure:

[manker]

:pinch:

[MCHeshPants420]

Yo, Neo the Matrix really sucked
I'm not writing for you to get fucked
(Keanue Reeves is a plank)
So you'll just have to settle with a wank.

[Snee]

I don't write poems
Actions are better than words
Just stalk her some more

[Barbarossa]

I don't write poems
Actions are better than words
Just stalk her some more

Is that a haiku? :blink:

[Snee]

Yes.

[NeoTheOne]

LOL i have yet to find a "love" poem lol not saying those are bad but not suitable int his situation

[JPaul]

I took ages over this, I hope you like it

0, my love is like a red, red rose,
that's newly sprung in June.
0, my love is like a melody,
that's sweetly play'd in tune.

As fair thou art, my bonnie lass,
so deep in love am I,
And I will love thee still, my dear,
till a' the seas gang dry.

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
and the rocks melt wi' the sun!
And I will love thee still, my dear,
while the sands of life shall run.

[manker]

Bewdiful, that is.

[JPaul]

Bewdiful, that is.
Tear to a glass eye mate.

[*goddess*]

:blink: Neo, why are you putting up with this shit??

:dry: She doesn't deserve a poem or you for that matter. Tell her to stfu about the ex or go back to him if he's so bloody wonderful.

Could just be me, but I'd have no respect for a guy that jumps thru hoops like you're trying to do......... well, I would in a normal relationship. But she's treating you badly and your response is to try harder. Feck that.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I don't want relationship
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to know your name
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to meet your folks
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to buy you cokes
I just want BANG BANG BANG

There, try that, might work, you never know :)

Jonno :cool:

[MCHeshPants420]

I don't want relationship
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to know your name
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to meet your folks
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to buy you cokes
I just want BANG BANG BANG

There, try that, might work, you never know :)

Jonno :cool:

Change BANG to BLING and you'd have a chav anthem.

[Jon L. Obscene]

no

Jonno :cool:

[*goddess*]

I don't want relationship
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to know your name
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to meet your folks
I just want BANG BANG BANG
I don't want to buy you cokes
I just want BANG BANG BANG

There, try that, might work, you never know :)

Jonno :cool:

Change BANG to BLING and you'd have a chav anthem.

:lol: Brilliant McHesh:D

[NeoTheOne]

:blink: Neo, why are you putting up with this shit??

:dry: She doesn't deserve a poem or you for that matter. Tell her to stfu about the ex or go back to him if he's so bloody wonderful.

Could just be me, but I'd have no respect for a guy that jumps thru hoops like you're trying to do......... well, I would in a normal relationship. But she's treating you badly and your response is to try harder. Feck that.
Thats what all my freinds are telling me but seriosuly i cant leave im like in seriosu love with her
i know im just 15 and i have my whole life left ahead of me but for some reson this girl i just cant dump and im trying my best in staying with ehr i just dont want to lose her ,

[MCHeshPants420]

I don't want relationships
I just want BLING BLING BLING
I don't want to get a job
I just want BLING BLING BLING
I don't want to be polite
I just want BLING BLING BLING
I don't want to buy my smokes
I just want BLING BLING BLING

[manker]

Quality.

I think you've stumbled upon something awesome here. If poets had realised that poems sound a lot better if you use one word repeatedly to rhyme the whole way thro', it would have saved much boredom.

I'm not even making reference to poems that don't rhyme 'cos they're uber dull.

[*goddess*]

:blink: Neo, why are you putting up with this shit??

:dry: She doesn't deserve a poem or you for that matter. Tell her to stfu about the ex or go back to him if he's so bloody wonderful.

Could just be me, but I'd have no respect for a guy that jumps thru hoops like you're trying to do......... well, I would in a normal relationship. But she's treating you badly and your response is to try harder. Feck that.
Thats what all my freinds are telling me but seriosuly i cant leave im like in seriosu love with her
i know im just 15 and i have my whole life left ahead of me but for some reson this girl i just cant dump and im trying my best in staying with ehr i just dont want to lose her ,


Just my opinion, but showing your desperaration is a quick way to lose her.

[Lilmiss]

Can we roll all Neo's threads into one huge Claire Rayner guide?

[MCHeshPants420]

I think you've stumbled upon something awesome here. If poets had realised that poems sound a lot better if you use one word repeatedly to rhyme the whole way thro', it would have saved much boredom.



Techinically the poem is a mixture of anaphora and repetition, most poets don't consider rhyming a word with itself rhyming. Though John Lennard calls it autorhyming, I haven't seen any other words for this type of self-rhyming. :ermm:

[manker]

All of the words in poems that don't rhyme properly can be replaced with a single repeated word. Doesn't matter what word is, it doesn't even have to be a word - provided it's repeated all the way through every line of every verse.

And they can be shortened, somewhat.

La la la la
la la la
la la la la la

You can make up your own tune.

[MCHeshPants420]

All of the words in poems that don't rhyme properly can be replaced with a single repeated word. Doesn't matter what word is, it doesn't even have to be a word - provided it's repeated all the way through every line of every verse.

And they can be shortened, somewhat.

La la la la
la la la
la la la la la

You can make up your own tune.

I went with the tune of Self Esteem - Offspring.

[*goddess*]

All of the words in poems that don't rhyme properly can be replaced with a single repeated word. Doesn't matter what word is, it doesn't even have to be a word - provided it's repeated all the way through every line of every verse.

And they can be shortened, somewhat.

La la la la
la la la
la la la la la

You can make up your own tune.

:ph34r: Freaky, some You Make Me Wanna Lala song was on the radio as I was reading this.

[manker]

All of the words in poems that don't rhyme properly can be replaced with a single repeated word. Doesn't matter what word is, it doesn't even have to be a word - provided it's repeated all the way through every line of every verse.

And they can be shortened, somewhat.

La la la la
la la la
la la la la la

You can make up your own tune.

I went with the tune of Self Esteem - Offspring.Good choice, now we just have to get word to the masses. Tell your sadist of a poetry teacher.

Also tell her that poetry is really hard to type quickly.

[Lilmiss]

Deliver some of Shakespeare's dribble.

He didn't have spellcheck either. :unsure:



Ooops... :blushing: :frusty:

[NeoTheOne]

okay were getting off the topic here , anyways tell me what to do all my freinds are saying to dump her casue she keeps tlking bout her ex , for example like today i was flirting with ehr and shez like u broke me and my ex's relationship and she started to laugh

[*goddess*]

:frusty: You've been offered suggestions/opinions both from here and your friends, you don't listen cos it's not what you wanna hear.

:unsure: Do you really think it's not gonna end in tears with this girl??

[NeoTheOne]

I know that this is going to end one way or another , but im trying to keep it going cause of 2 resons , one is that i love her soo much and two is that ive never went out with a girl like this shez smart funny and bold and yea abviouly sexy lol , this realtionship is brittle like one blow , one stupid mistake can really screw it up ,

[DarthInsinuate]

i kinda like my girlfriends to have hair

[NeoTheOne]

Wtf ?? Lmfao

[Spicker]

Deliver some of Shakespeare's dribble.

He didn't have spellcheck either. :unsure:



Ooops... :blushing: :frusty:


shakespeare is so dumb...

cant even write proper english...sick of that guy...

[peat moss]

:blink: Neo, why are you putting up with this shit??

:dry: She doesn't deserve a poem or you for that matter. Tell her to stfu about the ex or go back to him if he's so bloody wonderful.

Could just be me, but I'd have no respect for a guy that jumps thru hoops like you're trying to do......... well, I would in a normal relationship. But she's treating you badly and your response is to try harder. Feck that.
Thats what all my freinds are telling me but seriosuly i cant leave im like in seriosu love with her
i know im just 15 and i have my whole life left ahead of me but for some reson this girl i just cant dump and im trying my best in staying with ehr i just dont want to lose her ,



I would show an interest in one of her girl friends . Fuk the poem ! Her friends already know what a sweetheart you are. She'll see that and it will drive her nuts , works everytime ! :01:

[NeoTheOne]

lol , see you know what pisses me off today like an hour ago shez like to me do u wanna have sex lol , then like 10 min later shez like but we wont be able to cause we wont last long , adib ( her ex) will win my heart evenltly and she starts to laugh like mad
WTF DOES THIS GIRL WANT

[peat moss]

Shes playing you , dump the twat. She's as we said in the old school ,a cock teaser .

[NeoTheOne]

yea if shez playing me she wouldnt let me kiss her and stuff would she?

[Gripper]

lol , see you know what pisses me off today like an hour ago shez like to me do u wanna have sex lol , then like 10 min later shez like but we wont be able to cause we wont last long , adib ( her ex) will win my heart evenltly and she starts to laugh like mad
WTF DOES THIS GIRL WANT

A slap and show her the feckin door ;)

[NeoTheOne]

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant dump her , like wtf you know how stupid i felt when she told
>me that i feel like its my fault for lovign her and comming into her
>life and runing there relationship,like i talked to that adib kid
>and hez like i ruind a 12 1/2 year old realtionship like seriouly i
>have no clue on wtf to do , man i thought this whole soap opera crap
>was over but its still going on , shit
>


and she replied
i under stand i waz taking to her on the phone she told me on friday she wants to go out wit u for lunch. and she told me not to bring stephen wit u lolzz, are brain. she wants any body else expect them. Yo she has fellingz for u and adib. ANYWAYZ THIZ SOAP OPERA WILL CONTITUE FOREVER SO DONT WORRIE SEND ME THE POEM PLZZ I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN UR GYAL TOLD ME TAT SHE'S STILL CONFUSED SO BE HAPPY THE DECISION WILL COME ON UR SIDE. DONT BE HEART BROKEN

[manker]

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant dump her , like wtf you know how stupid i felt when she told
>me that i feel like its my fault for lovign her and comming into her
>life and runing there relationship,like i talked to that adib kid
>and hez like i ruind a 12 1/2 year old realtionship like seriouly i
>have no clue on wtf to do , man i thought this whole soap opera crap
>was over but its still going on , shit
>


and she replied
i under stand i waz taking to her on the phone she told me on friday she wants to go out wit u for lunch. and she told me not to bring stephen wit u lolzz, are brain. she wants any body else expect them. Yo she has fellingz for u and adib. ANYWAYZ THIZ SOAP OPERA WILL CONTITUE FOREVER SO DONT WORRIE SEND ME THE POEM PLZZ I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN UR GYAL TOLD ME TAT SHE'S STILL CONFUSED SO BE HAPPY THE DECISION WILL COME ON UR SIDE. DONT BE HEART BROKENYou should get with her closet (:unsure:) friend.

You seem to speak the same language.

[GepperRankins]

did she get my poem?

[MCHeshPants420]

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant dump her , like wtf you know how stupid i felt when she told
>me that i feel like its my fault for lovign her and comming into her
>life and runing there relationship,like i talked to that adib kid
>and hez like i ruind a 12 1/2 year old realtionship like seriouly i
>have no clue on wtf to do , man i thought this whole soap opera crap
>was over but its still going on , shit
>


and she replied
i under stand i waz taking to her on the phone she told me on friday she wants to go out wit u for lunch. and she told me not to bring stephen wit u lolzz, are brain. she wants any body else expect them. Yo she has fellingz for u and adib. ANYWAYZ THIZ SOAP OPERA WILL CONTITUE FOREVER SO DONT WORRIE SEND ME THE POEM PLZZ I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN UR GYAL TOLD ME TAT SHE'S STILL CONFUSED SO BE HAPPY THE DECISION WILL COME ON UR SIDE. DONT BE HEART BROKENYou should get with her closet (:unsure:) friend.

You seem to speak the same language.


What language is that? I can see a smattering of what looks like English but the rest makes no sense.

[GepperRankins]

i'd also like to help but i got bored translating after 3 lines, i'm not 1337 enough

[sArA]

yea if shez playing me she wouldnt let me kiss her and stuff would she?


Of course she would.....she has to keep a hook on you, keep you thinking there is a chance...why have one guy hanging around like a starving puppy when you can have 2?

Do you honestly think that women can't separate the physical from the emotional? ha ha ha.....of course they can. Do not be fooled....dump the bitch and go with her best mate...she aint all that or she would not be messing you about.

Ultimatum time...if you really want to keep it going, make sure its not on false pretences, give her the option you or him...simple.

[manker]

You should get with her closet (:unsure:) friend.

You seem to speak the same language.


What language is that? I can see a smattering of what looks like English but the rest makes no sense.I think it's encrypted and we'll need a 128 bit AOL pass-key to unscramble.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

well gotta a message from my girls closet freinds well i wrote :
>Joking wut do u mean joking , she full said infron of me that she
>still loves adib. NOW wtf am i suppose to do i love her 2 much so
>icant


blah blah incoherant blah

have you considered investing in a keyboard where all the keys work? :huh:

you must be a right nightmare to play scrabble with :unsure:

oh and tell your girlfriend keeping people in cupboards or suchlike is against the law :ermm:

[NeoTheOne]

did she get my poem?
yes and she said she loved it lol

[manker]

did she get my poem?
yes and she said she loved it lol
What about my well thought out arse poem?

[GepperRankins]

i rule :happy:

[Snee]

This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
It is really good

or

This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
I mean every word

[(>Zero Cool<)]

This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
It is really good

or

This is my poem
I wrote it for you just now
I mean every word


.....which explains why SnnY is single :P

[Snee]

:01:



:unsure:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:01:



:unsure:



.....and has big biceps :P :ermm:

[Snee]

:Yzh:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:Yzh:


..and...

oh feck it :rolleyes:

SnnY when you gonna get your slsk fixed? :dry:

[Snee]

I dunno', I'm not even sure what's causing the problems.

I think XP has gone a wee bit mad.

I discovered it had added another network connection and enabled the firewall on that one, and now sygate keeps setting that one as default and for some reason, when it does, it blocks my router, which is why slsk is cawked, and sygate does it despite it not being there any more, no fooking idea how that happened, it's been messing with audioscrobbler too, I think.

Oddly enough everything else is working incredibly well, so I dunno' if I dare make any changes :lol:

Not even on xp now though, so I don't have any p2p proggies to play around with, as this is my gaming os.

Just ordered a new chassis cover for my computer btw :01:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

...snny said stuff..
:huh: oh...ok


Just ordered a new chassis cover for my computer btw :01:

good stuff, how's the new setup gfx fans etc? btw check yoour gmail :)

[Snee]

It's not cool enough, which is why the new cover http://www.frozencpu.com/win-112.html will come in handy.

I'll need to think up a good way to paint it though, 'cos I'm no fan of the clear plastic look.

I'm thinking it might look cool if I paint it from the inside.

I did check my gmail, and I'm going to register there, I think you've given me that link before, or maybe it was cheebus, but I'd lost it, so good stuff.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

It's not cool enough, which is why the new cover http://www.frozencpu.com/win-112.html will come in handy.

I'll need to think up a good way to paint it though, 'cos I'm no fan of the clear plastic look.

I'm thinking it might look cool if I paint it from the inside.

I did check my gmail, and I'm going to register there, I think you've given me that link before, or maybe it was cheebus, but I'd lost it, so good stuff.


good good, btw i missed a bit how is the essay going? :)

check for Kent think your wee bruv might be happy ;) oh and do it now it's almost full :unsure:

[Snee]

The essay is written, though I dunno' about the grading, or how much I will have to change :unsure:

I gave him the adress as well, btw.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

The essay is written, though I dunno' about the grading, or how much I will have to change :unsure:

I gave him the address as well, btw.

cool...btw more mail is whisking your way i need your 'expert' opinion if you please :P

[NeoTheOne]

Well i gave her the ultimatium and started to show intrest in one of her freinds and guess what ?? GO DOWN TO READ WHAT HAPPED :








































































































































-------------Well She came running after me ( figure of speech) and she left the other guy --------------

[sArA]

Well i gave her the ultimatium and started to show intrest in one of her freinds and guess what ?? GO DOWN TO READ WHAT HAPPED :

-------------Well She came running after me ( figure of speech) and she left the other guy --------------

Nice one, you seem to have used the 'don't treat me like a muppet' tactic, and its worked out in your favour. :)

Its all down to respect.

[peat moss]

Good for you ! Just treat her right and remember respect has to be both ways. The old girl friend trick works every time .

[NeoTheOne]

thanx for all the advices people really helped

[S!X]

This is the saddest thing ive heard to date. Trying to win a chick over with poems. You know your just wasting your time. Just get the action.

[GepperRankins]

This is the saddest thing ive heard to date. Trying to win a chick over with poems. You know your just wasting your time. Just get the action.
see mofos. this is why you don't have a girlfriend :P

[hippychick]

Neo, I know I'm a wee bit late on this post...But here are some poems to charm ur gf.... :D

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more
than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these just won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...
it's a new troll'n motor!!

[maebach]

did you try google? i suck with poems too. hope you get her back. heres one from some siite:
Your soul is like the vastest sea
And mine a darting fish:
I lose myself within your love;
I live within your heart.

I breathe your love: it is my air,
My element, my world.
I know no other ambiance;
I have no other dream.

I know there is outside your love
A world of rocks and sand;
And I could live there, too, but oh!
How poor and thin each breath!

How rich my world, how beautiful,
Alive within your love,
Each moment filled with dancing light
Refracted through your eyes!
by:Awodiya Oluwadamilare