hippychick
05-24-2005, 01:08 AM
Chinese Proverbs
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth; but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
**********************
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
**********************
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
**********************
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
**********************
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
**********************
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
**********************
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
**********************
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
**********************
Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth; but next to best thing on earth.
**********************
War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.
**********************
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
**********************
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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