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99%
05-26-2005, 08:36 AM
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FaceAnalyzer
http://www.faceanalyzer.com/
name:dodo
pswrd:dodo

many faces dont work

rperry
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0Perry.jpg


Mulder
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0Mulder.jpg


Cptazad
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/9Cptazad.jpg

Lilmiss
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0lilmiss.jpg


iamtheoneandtheonlyone
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0iamtheone.jpg


brenda
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/zzbrenda.jpg


gayfactor?http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/blink.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0cheese.jpg

Mr. Mulder
05-26-2005, 08:40 AM
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FaceAnalyzer

Mulder
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0Mulder.jpg




:lol: :huh: :unsure: :ermm: :shifty: :D :lol:

MCHeshPants420
05-26-2005, 08:45 AM
gayfactor?http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/blink.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/0cheese.jpg

Evil Michael Knight is all about the ladies. :naughty:

Gemby!
05-26-2005, 08:47 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/gembyo2.jpg

:wacko:

{I}{K}{E}
05-26-2005, 08:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/gembyo2.jpg

:wacko:

Whats wrong with your face :unsure:

99%
05-26-2005, 08:51 AM
its the probbly real pic of gembs (hidden by pink smily)
gemby your dog face didnt work http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Gemby!
05-26-2005, 08:54 AM
gemby remains a secret ....:shifty:

i know, thats why i had to try the real me :naughty:

Guillaume
05-26-2005, 09:03 AM
meh. Dumb.

iamtheoneandonlyone
05-26-2005, 09:05 AM
Hehe...the blurryness is throwing everything off. :rolleyes:

Gemby!
05-26-2005, 09:11 AM
wait a second - how is 3.7 low promiscuity ?

99%
05-26-2005, 09:15 AM
ask michael
http://img274.echo.cx/img274/491/mj6td.jpg

Gemby!
05-26-2005, 11:43 AM
dear god ....

Voetsek
05-26-2005, 11:46 AM
Which God?

DarthInsinuate
05-26-2005, 11:50 AM
http://img229.echo.cx/img229/2106/alecguiness2lc.jpg

http://img229.echo.cx/img229/1873/turd0vs.jpg

ahctlucabbuS
05-26-2005, 12:11 PM
The secret is out.

Bill Clinton is female.

JPaul
05-26-2005, 12:27 PM
The secret is out.

Bill Clinton is female.
Which secret is out

Snee
05-26-2005, 04:34 PM
http://img150.echo.cx/img150/4769/ohnoez5el.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
:ohmy:

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 04:44 PM
nazis :dry:

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 04:54 PM
first pic i tried said i was a 100% chinese woman.

the second it got my race(s) pretty much perfect :fear:


average intelligence my arse though :dry:

DanB
05-26-2005, 05:17 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/ElvisLover/ee1.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/ElvisLover/as.jpg


The more stoned I am the more Eastern European I become :huh:

sArA
05-26-2005, 05:35 PM
Is that you Danb? I think its the first time I have seen your face!

Snee
05-26-2005, 05:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/wtf.jpg
It's, errm, slightly off.

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 05:41 PM
for some reason you're automatically chinese if you don't look straight :blink:

DanB
05-26-2005, 05:43 PM
Yes, thats my ugly mug :lol:


You've been lying for all this time Snny? :cry:

Snee
05-26-2005, 05:47 PM
@gepper: Hmm, Mulder wasn't.

I tried some more, and I reckon it's to do with the way my eyes look.


@Dan: :ph34r:

DanB
05-26-2005, 05:50 PM
rumbled :01:

Guillaume
05-26-2005, 05:55 PM
Oh, God!

I turn japanese when I'm pished.

http://img61.echo.cx/img61/378/bullshite4us.jpg

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 05:56 PM
anyone else noticed that everyone has almost identical profiles :lookaroun

http://img147.echo.cx/img147/8806/myanalysis29iq.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

ahctlucabbuS
05-26-2005, 05:58 PM
How it works
By using state of the art facial recognition technology and the most recent developments in the field of evolutionary psychology we are able to provide you with a patented process that correlates facial characteristics to personality traits. Our Biometric software allows us to automatically find and measure certain key facial features. We use these measurements with our algorithms to determine your inherent personality profile.

The Faceanalyzer process flows as follows:

1.Your picture is sent to our facial recognition engine.

2. The world's most accurate facial recognition software determines the placement of major facial characteristics (e.g. nose)

3. The measurements of these major characteristics are then inputted into the Faceanalyzer algorithms.

4. Your statistics are sent back to the page for you to view!

To prove that our method contains factual data, we are able to determine your race and gender with a 87% success rate. We are continuously incorporating breakthrough developments so we can improve the accuracy of our data on an ongoing basis.

BS.

You can liken this to Spencer and other (?) 19th century scientists trying to predict a persons intelligence on the basis of the shape of their skull.

You can't judge a persons intelligence based on appearence and other superficial inherent traits.

There, someone had to say it. :rolleyes:

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 06:01 PM
How it works
By using state of the art facial recognition technology and the most recent developments in the field of evolutionary psychology we are able to provide you with a patented process that correlates facial characteristics to personality traits. Our Biometric software allows us to automatically find and measure certain key facial features. We use these measurements with our algorithms to determine your inherent personality profile.

The Faceanalyzer process flows as follows:

1.Your picture is sent to our facial recognition engine.

2. The world's most accurate facial recognition software determines the placement of major facial characteristics (e.g. nose)

3. The measurements of these major characteristics are then inputted into the Faceanalyzer algorithms.

4. Your statistics are sent back to the page for you to view!

To prove that our method contains factual data, we are able to determine your race and gender with a 87% success rate. We are continuously incorporating breakthrough developments so we can improve the accuracy of our data on an ongoing basis.

BS.

You can liken this to Spencer and other (?) 19th century scientists trying to predict a persons intelligence on the basis of the shape of their skull.

You can't judge a persons intelligence based on appearence and other superficial inherent traits.

There, someone had to say it. :rolleyes:
depending on where southern europe is it did me pretty well.
i don't think personality profile thing is that good, like.

Snee
05-26-2005, 06:04 PM
@gepper: Hmm, Mulder wasn't.

I tried some more, and I reckon it's to do with the way my eyes look.

Actually, I managed to look almost 100% middle eastern, and male, instead, after a bit of trying.

I just had to think happy thoughts :01:


The pic of me from my sig doesn't work :(

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 06:07 PM
@gepper: Hmm, Mulder wasn't.

I tried some more, and I reckon it's to do with the way my eyes look.

Actually, I managed to look almost 100% middle eastern, and male, instead, after a bit of trying.

I just had to think happy thoughts :01:


The pic of me from my sig doesn't work :(
well apparently chanting "allah" makes you happier. scientists said so :ermm:

Snee
05-26-2005, 06:10 PM
Actually, I managed to look almost 100% middle eastern, and male, instead, after a bit of trying.

I just had to think happy thoughts :01:


The pic of me from my sig doesn't work :(
well apparently chanting "allah" makes you happier. scientists said so :ermm:
Bet they didn't know it could change your gender, though.

DarthInsinuate
05-26-2005, 06:15 PM
http://img208.echo.cx/img208/4374/saddamindignant3fj.jpg

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 06:16 PM
well apparently chanting "allah" makes you happier. scientists said so :ermm:
Bet they didn't know it could change your gender, though.
unfortunately they lost the right to tell anyone other than family members the results

ahctlucabbuS
05-26-2005, 06:18 PM
Notice in their methodology they doesn't say how they're able to predict these traits, only that they're measuring "major facial characteristics"...

Well, :rolleyes:

I didn't do me though, as I don't have a pic available. Just for the record. :ermm:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-26-2005, 06:18 PM
I am just looking forward to the website selling off your images to some unscrupulous photoshop user who uses your images, and a bit of photoshop'n, to sell and advertise unsavoury items and vids :ermm:

Snee
05-26-2005, 06:18 PM
http://img208.echo.cx/img208/4374/saddamindignant3fj.jpg
See, he needs to think happy thoughts.

ahctlucabbuS
05-26-2005, 06:21 PM
http://img208.echo.cx/img208/4374/saddamindignant3fj.jpg
See, he needs to think happy thoughts.

Amazing celeb match. :lol:

I'd do her. :ermm:

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 06:22 PM
you'd do him too?

ahctlucabbuS
05-26-2005, 06:24 PM
Nah, I'm looking for ambitious men - men that are going somewhere.

Rat Faced
05-26-2005, 06:24 PM
Ah, you all found the software the USA/UK is using for the Biometric Passports huh?

bigboab
05-26-2005, 06:31 PM
I am just looking forward to the website selling off your images to some unscrupulous photoshop user who uses your images, and a bit of photoshop'n, to sell and advertise unsavoury items and vids :ermm:

Bloody spoilsport.:ph34r: There is my retirement income up the shoot.:cry:

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 06:33 PM
I am just looking forward to the website selling off your images to some unscrupulous photoshop user who uses your images, and a bit of photoshop'n, to sell and advertise unsavoury items and vids :ermm:

Bloody spoilsport.:ph34r: There is my retirement income up the shoot.:cry:
that sounds like some pretty weird porn you're making there :pinch:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-26-2005, 06:36 PM
I am just looking forward to the website selling off your images to some unscrupulous photoshop user who uses your images, and a bit of photoshop'n, to sell and advertise unsavoury items and vids :ermm:

Bloody spoilsport.:ph34r: There is my retirement income up the shoot.:cry:

:lol:

sorry big chap. :rolleyes:

seem to making a bit of a habit of ruining plans for folk :( ;)

Snee
05-26-2005, 06:37 PM
http://img188.echo.cx/img188/4931/ok0ew.jpg
:unsure: This can't be right...

99%
05-26-2005, 07:06 PM
Nobody seems to have high gay factor

hmm....

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 07:08 PM
time for a test....

Virtualbody1234
05-26-2005, 07:11 PM
http://img219.echo.cx/img219/306/analysis3oo.gif

I don't trust this at all.

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 07:11 PM
gandalf gets 1.5 but he's female
graham norton gets 1.8

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 07:13 PM
http://img219.echo.cx/img219/306/analysis3oo.gif

I don't trust this at all.
seriously i think you need to see a doctor, or maybe stop seeing him :fear:

99%
05-26-2005, 07:18 PM
I don't trust this at all.

No


there


MUST



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some truth


in it


cause


the



highest





scoring




"gay factor"





so far!!!!



goes to......



...with a highest score







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http://img274.echo.cx/img274/491/mj6td.jpg

Virtualbody1234
05-26-2005, 07:18 PM
seriously i think you need to see a doctor, or maybe stop seeing him :fear:
Why do you say that?

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 07:20 PM
oh nothing. just don't hurt me. ok?

Virtualbody1234
05-26-2005, 07:21 PM
oh nothing. just don't hurt me. ok?
Ok.

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 07:24 PM
just a thought; where's africa?

Virtualbody1234
05-26-2005, 07:26 PM
Doesn't exist.

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 07:28 PM
south america?

enoughfakefiles
05-26-2005, 07:56 PM
http://img22.echo.cx/img22/2329/broken6bi.jpg

Seems broke to me. :ph34r:

manker
05-26-2005, 08:36 PM
Moustaches are gay.

I grew one for a bet about 6 months ago and put a normal pic of me in first and then a pic of me all tashed up. I was doubly gay with it :mellow:

(>Zero Cool<)
05-26-2005, 08:45 PM
Moustaches are gay.

I grew one for a bet about 6 months ago and put a normal pic of me in first and then a pic of me all tashed up. I was doubly gay with it :mellow:

manker p.i. :schnauz: :ph34r:

bigboab
05-26-2005, 08:47 PM
Moustaches are gay.

I grew one for a bet about 6 months ago and put a normal pic of me in first and then a pic of me all tashed up. I was doubly gay with it :mellow:

manker p.i. :schnauz: :ph34r:

I think not. Manker P.A. yes.:lol:

Guillaume
05-26-2005, 08:49 PM
Moustaches are gay.

I grew one for a bet about 6 months ago and put a normal pic of me in first and then a pic of me all tashed up. I was doubly gay with it :mellow:

Are you not comfortable with your sexuality at all, mankerina . :fluffbucket:

manker
05-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Moustaches are gay.

I grew one for a bet about 6 months ago and put a normal pic of me in first and then a pic of me all tashed up. I was doubly gay with it :mellow:

Are you not comfortable with your sexuality at all, mankerina . :fluffbucket:Extremely.

Busyman gets me hawt when he tells me to lick his nutsack :wub:

DarthInsinuate
05-26-2005, 09:35 PM
http://img95.echo.cx/img95/299/kunsthitler6ea.jpg

Gripper
05-26-2005, 09:39 PM
How do i copy the results page over from faceanalyzer?

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 09:40 PM
printscreen it and dump it to whatever art package you use

manker
05-26-2005, 09:41 PM
I use snaglt :snooty:

99%
05-26-2005, 09:46 PM
get screen capture progy like
http://www.blode.co.uk/neoshooter4setup.exe
right clik in task thingy "take screen shot of area"
mark a rectangle around area you want "shot"
clik
upload image - in reply section it says upload via image shack

Gripper
05-26-2005, 09:47 PM
This is so feckin embarassing,how do i printscreen it? :(

GepperRankins
05-26-2005, 09:49 PM
the button along the top row right of F12, north of delete

99%
05-26-2005, 09:50 PM
neoshooter avoids you opening a damn grfx proggy
you crop it directly

manker
05-26-2005, 09:50 PM
This is so feckin embarassing,how do i printscreen it? :(Press the print screen button and open Paint. Click edit then select paste :)

Gripper
05-26-2005, 09:55 PM
http://img195.echo.cx/img195/7415/facean12lu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


Cool I'm gonna learn Russian
BTW thanks for all tips used 99% idea,cool little prog :)

DarthInsinuate
05-26-2005, 09:56 PM
This is so feckin embarassing,how do i printscreen it? :(Press the print screen button and open Paint. Click edit then select paste :)
ahh, d'oh

/me is technophobe

Samurai
05-26-2005, 09:57 PM
I ran 3 tests to be sure of an accurate "reading"...

http://img257.echo.cx/img257/3431/samuraimatch010fg.png

I'm not complaining so far :w00t:

http://img257.echo.cx/img257/8554/samuraimatch023sl.png

My Samurai splendour matches me with another samurai-sword lover from Kill Bill - Ms Lucy Lui :)

http://img257.echo.cx/img257/2028/samuraimatch035dv.png

Damn... These results just keep getting better :w00t: She's gorgeous!

So... to conclude... I have a mighty fine woman as my future wife.

Splendid :01:

manker
05-26-2005, 09:58 PM
Press the print screen button and open Paint. Click edit then select paste :)
ahh, d'oh

/me is technophobeStick with me mate, I'll see ya right ;)

Gripper
05-26-2005, 10:02 PM
Press the print screen button and open Paint. Click edit then select paste :)
ahh, d'oh

/me is technophobe

Why are kids so feckin smart nowdays :)

manker
05-26-2005, 10:04 PM
ahh, d'oh

/me is technophobe

Why are kids so feckin smart nowdays :)I put my faith in Ready Brek as a young 'un. Certainly did me no harm :snooty:

Gripper
05-26-2005, 10:06 PM
Dam those scotts porridge oats :cry:

DarthInsinuate
05-26-2005, 10:10 PM
this one manages to max out the psychopath rating, i'm starting to think this thing isn't as bad as i gave credit for

http://www.faceanalyzer.com/member.aspx?id=23977

Gripper
05-26-2005, 10:21 PM
Why are psychos so good looking?

bigboab
05-26-2005, 10:58 PM
the button along the top row right of F12, north of delete

How did you know I was facing north?:ph34r:

Smith
05-26-2005, 11:19 PM
http://img279.echo.cx/img279/5089/untitled15dz.jpg

I think its off, just a wee bit :lol:

Smith
05-26-2005, 11:24 PM
http://img95.echo.cx/img95/299/kunsthitler6ea.jpg


LMAO@!!!1!!!!

ziggyjuarez
05-27-2005, 12:41 AM
http://img73.echo.cx/img73/9167/175ev.jpg
:cry:

cpt_azad
05-27-2005, 12:53 AM
wow it says im 47% chinese, i just find that funny :P

lynx
05-27-2005, 01:43 AM
90% Middle Eastern

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

peat moss
05-27-2005, 04:15 AM
http://www.lynx.f2s.com/bushmatch.jpg

90% Middle Eastern

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats the best one yet two assholes born in to daddies money . And theier both clueless ! Good one Lynx , :01:

Guillaume
05-27-2005, 08:58 AM
A. Morisette? :(

Poor Ziggy didn't deserve this. :fist:

Snee
05-27-2005, 12:53 PM
http://img188.echo.cx/img188/4931/ok0ew.jpg
:unsure: This can't be right...

http://www.lynx.f2s.com/bushmatch.jpg
:blink:

This pretty much proves that they just make up those numbers.

I mean, some of the results are similar, but look at his race.


Not to mention the fact that he's just a few notches from achieving a higher than average intelligence rating, when his IQ is a matter of public record, and supposedly below average.

DarthInsinuate
05-27-2005, 01:02 PM
the difference is the eyes, people of Korean/Japanese descent have crazy green crosses for eyes, possibly a result of watching too much anime

Lilmiss
05-27-2005, 04:28 PM
I wouldn't touch Cindy Crawford with a stick.
Just so you know. :snooty:

Gemby!
05-27-2005, 06:10 PM
Which God?

that's right, i like to pray to myself...

doctor says it aint healthy to do that but meh :wacko:


I wouldn't touch Cindy Crawford with a stick.
Just so you know.

what about with a metal rod....something tells me she would like that :naughty:

Snee
05-27-2005, 06:50 PM
I read that as "mental rod" which gave it a whole new dimension :blink:

Gemby!
05-27-2005, 07:04 PM
rod stewart ....

Snee
05-27-2005, 07:05 PM
No, he never did any metal :unsure:

Gemby!
05-27-2005, 07:10 PM
maybe he is a robot ... * thought about his old love machine reputation but changed her mind- shudder*

Snee
05-27-2005, 07:17 PM
*shudders aswell*

I mean, I like them robots, but that's a bit much :pinch: