dam you morrisons :fist:

[Mr. Mulder]

bought some beer from them earlier and it's two months out of date!1 :pinch:

still drink it though :ermm:

[{I}{K}{E}]

morrisons ? we dont have that here :P

[Money Fist]

LOL how many morrisons are there?
i have only seen one in Kent

@IKE
its a UK thing

[Mr. Mulder]

there's many, they are big and cheap - and stoopid :ermm:

[Jon L. Obscene]

just 1 more reason to shop at morrisons :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Money Fist]

http://img274.echo.cx/img274/9832/morrisons1500md.jpg

[DanB]

:lol:

[bigboab]

bought some beer from them earlier and it's two months out of date!1 :pinch:

still drink it though :ermm:
After you have drunk it. Take the empty cans/bottles back to the store along with the receipt. Tell them you did not know it was out of date and do they think that you should go to a doctor or the Trading Standards Officer.:lol::lol:

[DanB]

Good idea

[bigboab]

Good idea

Its probably old 'Safeway' stock. they are trying to fob off.:ph34r:

[Money Fist]

I have heard bad things about drinking out of cans.
like when the cans are stored in the warehouse mice & rats run about over them and piss or shit

i guess somthings are best kept untold

[Mr. Mulder]

they were bottles and i seem to be fine this morning :unsure:

[iamtheoneandonlyone]

they were bottles and i seem to be fine this morning :unsure:

:huh: Maybe these side effects are delayed like a day before you get them.

[lynx]

they were bottles and i seem to be fine this morning :unsure:

:huh: Maybe these side effects are delayed like a day before you get them.You mean he could be just walking down the street when all of a sudden - whammo, he's drunk? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

they were bottles and i seem to be fine this morning :unsure:

Didn't shit the bed then? :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

they were bottles and i seem to be fine this morning :unsure:

Didn't shit the bed then? :01:

yeah but that's nothing new :ermm:

[DanB]

Nice :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

you wanna see? :unsure:

[DanB]

No thanks.

I was thinking that I was hungry but some how I have changed my mind

[Mr. Mulder]

why's that dan? :unsure:

food does sound good, might go look for some :unsure: been playing ghost recon 2 since half 8 this morning :shifty:

[DanB]

I have a few bits of bacon left so was thinking of a bacon sarnie, as long as my bread isn't mouldy :ohmy:

[Mr. Mulder]

pigs can't go mouldy, they only get old - so in theory it should be the same for whatever animal bread comes from :unsure:

[DanB]

Hmm, the bacon is a bit hard round the edges where I didn't clingfilm it up after I last used it :frusty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Hmm, the bacon is a bit hard round the edges where I didn't clingfilm it up after I last used it :frusty:

how do you like your bacon, crispy or under cooked? i like both :lookaroun

[enoughfakefiles]

Hmm, the bacon is a bit hard round the edges where I didn't clingfilm it up after I last used it :frusty:

how do you like your bacon, crispy or under cooked? i like both :lookaroun

I`ve just had some bacon sarnies.Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. :D

[DanB]

I like both too but I did this lot crispy , just to be sure :01:


althought i had no ketchup left :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/hawtsausageage.jpg

just went to the garage :naughty:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/hawtsausageage.jpg

just went to the garage :naughty:

You should have said you were going to the garage, you could have got us some petrol. :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

sorry eff :no: the lucozade might work? :unsure:

[DanB]

I can't be bothered to walk to the shop :P

[Mr. Mulder]

i haven't combed my hair in two days and i don't intend to start now :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

drinking the out of date beer again, one more day shouldn't hurt :ermm: :unsure:

[bigboab]

Comb? Hair? Is this Geek Language that I dont understand?:cry:

[enoughfakefiles]

drinking the out of date beer again, one more day shouldn't hurt :ermm: :unsure:

We`ll have to wait and see.... :shifty:

[Gripper]

My guess is Bigboab is a slaphead

[bigboab]

My guess is Bigboab is a slaphead

:lol:

I wonder if anyone can explain why, when you reach a certain age, hair starts growing almost everywhere on your body, except your head?:lol:

[Gemby!]

bought some beer from them earlier and it's two months out of date!1 :pinch:

still drink it though :ermm:

well, it is morrisons - go asda ! *ding ding-pats butt*:naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

:naughty:

[manker]

Arky, I drank some Umbro Isotonic Pro>Performance Sports Drink today.

It pwns everything, even Powerade.

[Mr. Mulder]

omfg it pwnd teh poweraid!111 :ohmy:

don't think i've tried that, what's the label look like? :unsure:

[manker]

omfg it pwnd teh poweraid!111 :ohmy:

don't think i've tried that, what's the label look like? :unsure:I'll phoatify it.

I think it's a new brand.

[Mr. Mulder]

quality, i'll eagerly await :naughty:

[manker]

http://img197.echo.cx/img197/2451/picture003365au.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

wow :ohmy: off into town tomorrow i'll keep a look out for some :01:

how much is it in comparison with it's competitors? :unsure: and how would you personally compare it to lucozade still orange? :unsure:

[manker]

wow :ohmy: off into town tomorrow i'll keep a look out for some :01:

how much is it in comparison with it's competitors? :unsure: and how would you personally compare it to lucozade still orange? :unsure:It's cheaper :01:

Umbro is 79p while Lucozade and Powerade are 99p. Down the Spar, that is. Don't like going to Supermarkets unless it's really important.

I think the taste is a lot better than Lucozade, which is a bit wishwashy - and atm I'm prefering it to my all time fave of Powerade Icestorm. You'd better buy a whole crate before they run out :ohmy:

[Mr. Mulder]

plz, still orange lucozade pwns the sports drinks market, it's the redbull of the sports drinks, i find it a little far fetched that this new comer can just waltz right in and pwn it :snooty:

...but we shall see tomorrow :ermm:

[manker]

plz, still orange lucozade pwns the sports drinks market, it's the redbull of the sports drinks, i find it a little far fetched that this new comer can just waltz right in and pwn it :snooty:

...but we shall see tomorrow :ermm:Well, Umbro's bottle is definitely hawter :snooty:

I also had this on my memory card. I took it last night, aparently.

http://img186.echo.cx/img186/9390/picture003347nw.jpg

[DanB]

Lemon Lucozade and Vodka is lovely :wub:

[Mr. Mulder]

yesh!1 :drool: ...you rarely see people who can appreciate grolsch these days, such as dan and his chav juice :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

plz, still orange lucozade pwns the sports drinks market, it's the redbull of the sports drinks, i find it a little far fetched that this new comer can just waltz right in and pwn it :snooty:

...but we shall see tomorrow :ermm:Well, Umbro's bottle is definitely hawter :snooty:

I also had this on my memory card. I took it last night, aparently.

http://img186.echo.cx/img186/9390/picture003347nw.jpg
i had a pint of grolsch the other night. only cost a quid.

foul it was :(

[manker]

i had a pint of grolsch the other night. only cost a quid.

foul it was :(There was probably a reason it was a quid. Half a barrel had been hanging around in the cellar for a few months.

Grolsch is definitely one of the better beers around but I've just remembered you drink Carling. Your tastebuds must be defective :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

carling washed it down then i felt better, thanks :D

[Mr. Mulder]

carling :sick:

[DanB]

Grolsch is nasty :dry:

[GepperRankins]

yes it is.

[Mr. Mulder]

:dry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Grolsh=bros

[DanB]

:01:

[GepperRankins]

everyone>manker :01:

[manker]

Chavs don't like Grolsch. It's official.

[DanB]

Grolsch=ghey

[GepperRankins]

carling = pwnage

[Mr. Mulder]

good thing too :dry:

[manker]

Grolsch=gheyIf Bud is the king, then Grolsch is the Queen of beer :kiss:

[DanB]

Carlsberg > Nutz

[manker]

Carlsberg > NutzSee, Arky. They're just joking.

Carlsberg cannot possibly pwn anything :ermm:

[DanB]

yes it does :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

Carlsberg > NutzSee, Arky. They're just joking.

Carlsberg cannot possibly pwn anything :ermm:

indeed :ermm:

[GepperRankins]

Grolsch=gheyIf Bud is the king, then Grolsch is the Queen of beer :kiss:
so grolsch is not only crap, it's a girl drink

[DanB]

If Bud is the king, then Grolsch is the Queen of beer :kiss:
so grolsch is not only crap, it's a girl drink

thats about the thick of it

[manker]

If Bud is the king, then Grolsch is the Queen of beer :kiss:
so grolsch is not only crap, it's a girl drinkThe Queen of the UK is not only the queen for women :blink:

Doesn't matter about gayness, it's all about taste. Unless we're talking Martini with Apple Pucker - that's changing rooms gay.

[GepperRankins]

yes.