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[99%]

Im sure all of you have learnt something in life.
share your wisdom
cause i seem to have stagnated...

Z% knowledge base part I
Sawing
when sawing a piece of wood into 2 - make a quick slash backwards with saw to indent & mark cut point, then do a complete(total saw length) slash backwards - then forwards - keep saw leaning close to hand.

Painting thin areas
when painting thin window frames etc - no need for thin brushes, simply while painting smoothly along the stretch of the frame, slowly rotate the brush - avoid too much coffee before hand.

Conversation
-Prevention of boredom by Counterpart - simply ask appropriate questions, the more they talk about themselves the more interested they are. works well on women.

BodySurfing Waves
basic trick is start off having the same speed as the upcoming wave - if you wish to do loops, twists its up to you

Need something from your bank
shake their hand and introduce yourself before starting your demands.

InDebt
call the fkrs and make a deal, delay, treaty - dont just let it rot

Avocado
to remove the seed from the avocada, simply wack the knife into the seed, slightly twist, then pull out seed.

:shutup:

[Gemby!]

tuna and mayo - add some vinegar too, as it makes it taste slightly better

[Proper Bo]

always make your own coffee:dry:

[DarthInsinuate]

Inhaling helium, increases the frequency of your voice, not the pitch, idiots (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-19/epid-113694/)

[DanB]

With Vaillant boilers the Ecomax range is a condensing boiler whereas the Turbomax is a noncondensing boiler, therefore they each have their own type of flue :)

[maebach]

its hard to hit a six in cricket.

[GepperRankins]

If your insertion point is in the address bar, inside the address and you double click, it highlights the word it is in. If it is at the end of the address it highlihghts the last letter. If it is at the start it highlights the http.

[Mr JP Fugley]

If your insertion point is in the address bar, inside the address and you double click, it highlights the word it is in. If it is at the end of the address it highlihghts the last letter. If it is at the start it highlights the http.
:lol: irl.

Thanks for that, nob.

What if you treble click.

[99%]

Spread da knowhow II

Takin a Dump
When takkin a dump in girls house which is small - avoid her from hearing by putting the tap on.

Impulse
Dont ask if its allowed to do it - just do what you want to do

Tresspassing
Shortcuts make life eazy, the only thing they can say is "could you please leave"

[manker]

What if you treble click.http://www.frodenkvist.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=169&view=getnewpost

I got The covered :cool2:

[Mr JP Fugley]

What if you treble click.http://www.frodenkvist.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=169&view=getnewpost

I got The covered :cool2:
:lol: "typo" :lol:

Git

[manker]

Damn interweb sources.

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A veritable wealth of my knowledge is spread around this board daily but I have a particular pearl you may be interested in:

Tapping the side of a bucket, rather than the top, only serves to destabilise the sandcastle within.

[JPaul]

Tapping the side of a bucket, rather than the top, only serves to destabilise the sandcastle within.
That is practically a mantra for me :naughty:

[manker]

:lol:

Like Jockoland has beaches :unsure:

[manker]

At certain times of the year, Edinburgh is within the Arctic Circle.

[JPaul]

:lol:

Like Jockoland has beaches :unsure:
Nah, but oui have biatches.

[manker]

When exposed to UVA, inhabitants of Perth shed their winter colouring of brilliant white and revert to a fetching shade of pale blue.

[JPaul]

At certain times of the year, Edinburgh is within the Arctic Circle.
:lol: irl

I wish it were their awl the thyme.

[JPaul]

When exposed to UVA, inhabitants of Perth shed their winter colouring of brilliant white and revert to a fetching shade of pale blue.
The sly fox's

[DanB]

When exposed to UVA, inhabitants of Perth shed their winter colouring of brilliant white and revert to a fetching shade of pale blue.

:blink:

[manker]

Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place :ermm:

[bigboab]

Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place :ermm:

Dont mock Perth in Scotland.:ph34r: It has been chosen for a big concert this year. A duet by G4. I think.:blink:

[JPaul]

Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place :ermm:
Ah, there's your mistake.

She said lovely plaice.

[manker]

Perth in Scotland. I should really have chosen a more distinctive Jockish place, I once met a girl from Perth when abroad in t'Lake District, she made it sound like such a lovely place :ermm:
Ah, there's your mistake.

She said lovely plaice.You might be right. I was only a young 'un at the time so her clever word play skipped right by me.

The clue may have been with my fishy fingers after the night was done :naughty:

[bigboab]

When fishing in June it is best to use natural baits such as worms, dead or live minnows. :rolleyes:

[Gemby!]

radishes grow extremly fast, in about a week or two they are ready to eat :D

and you can kill a rabbit (if you catch it) by dangling it by its legs, then waiting until it relaxes then karate chopping its neck :pinch:

gemby is god

tesco's promise that their food the cheapest isnt exactly true, as when compared to other stores their cheapest is usually equal to asda, so neh :P

if you face away from your computer table, and place your right hand behind your back onto the computer table and look over your left shoulder to see your right hand, then it looks freaky ! *learnt that in my science lesson...when i wasnt paying attension*

last thing i am gona say is i have christmas socks on. they are blue and have santa on them. they are nice socks.

[Gripper]

Womens' hearts beat faster than mens'.

[99%]

its never worth it to take a taxi when your stressed

take a cab when your relaxed so you can enjoy it

[Spaced]

When a lighter runs out of gas bin it straight away, otherwise you'll be forever picking it up and trying to light yer fag with it

[JPaul]

When fishing in June it is best to use natural baits such as worms, dead or live minnows. :rolleyes:
June is really fed up with people fishing in her.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

June want compensation for being treated in such a manner.

[Proper Bo]

Dont scratch yer arse with a broken bottle

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

June wants compensation for that, too.

[Proper Bo]

I didnt mean to break it

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

June's a capitalist bully.

[JPaul]

June is bustin' out all over.

[clocker]

June is bustin' out all over.
June could probably prevent that with proper nutrition and exercise.

[Gemby!]

June's a capitalist bully.

bourgeoisie ! :01:

sorry, i only get to use that word on very rare occasions :w00t:

[tesco]

There's no place like 127.0.0.1 :cry:

[manker]

There's no place like 127.0.0.1 :cry:
:lol:

Geek joke :w00t: