Teh Damn Meds

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Now I'm taking Asacol, Prednisolone and Azathioprine.

The steroids are making me really fat :cry:, I've gained 2&1/2 stone and my face is all pudgy! And I have to pluck my eyebrows everyday ‘cause they’re making me HAIRIER!!!

I'm growing a fucking MUSTACHE!! :cry1:Have you any idea how painful it is plucking hair off your lip?

I shaved my legs 2 days ago and today they look like hedgehogs!!

I WANT OFF THE MEDS!!!!!


Oh look! It's me - :schnauz: + a double chin

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:(

[bigboab]

Now I'm taking Asacol, Prednisolone and Azathioprine.

The steroids are making me really fat :cry:, I've gained 2&1/2 stone and my face is all pudgy! And I have to pluck my eyebrows everyday ‘cause they’re making me HAIRIER!!!

I'm growing a fucking MUSTACHE!! :cry1:Have you any idea how painful it is plucking hair off your lip?

I shaved my legs 2 days ago and today they look like hedgehogs!!

I WANT OFF THE MEDS!!!!!


Oh look! It's me - :schnauz: + a double chin

What some dads will do to get their daughter to fly spitfires.:(

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

It's for Colitis.

[Gemby!]

Now I'm taking Asacol, Prednisolone and Azathioprine.

The steroids are making me really fat :cry:, I've gained 2&1/2 stone and my face is all pudgy! And I have to pluck my eyebrows everyday ‘cause they’re making me HAIRIER!!!

I'm growing a fucking MUSTACHE!! :cry1:Have you any idea how painful it is plucking hair off your lip?

I shaved my legs 2 days ago and today they look like hedgehogs!!

I WANT OFF THE MEDS!!!!!


Oh look! It's me - :schnauz: + a double chin

i take prednisolone - they look like those mini m+m's :01:

you will lose the weight - dont panic

and get less hairy :wacko:

[GepperRankins]

i knew it!

ziggy = SGG

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Now I'm taking Asacol, Prednisolone and Azathioprine.

The steroids are making me really fat :cry:, I've gained 2&1/2 stone and my face is all pudgy! And I have to pluck my eyebrows everyday ‘cause they’re making me HAIRIER!!!

I'm growing a fucking MUSTACHE!! :cry1:Have you any idea how painful it is plucking hair off your lip?

I shaved my legs 2 days ago and today they look like hedgehogs!!

I WANT OFF THE MEDS!!!!!


Oh look! It's me - :schnauz: + a double chin

i take prednisolone - they look like those mini m+m's :01:

you will lose the weight - dont panic

and get less hairy :wacko:

They do look like tiny m+m's, don't they? :lol: The coating is sweet, too.

[Gemby!]

mines are red - same with you ?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Yup. They even have little letters on them. :)

[Gemby!]

same !

they are so cute - i take them with my thyroxine pill which is like a white m+m when you lick off the colouring

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

But they jacked my weight up to 8&1/2 stone so I hate them, cute or not.

[NikkiD]

The weight gain is usually just temporary while your body adjusts to the meds. In a few months you'll be back to normal and losing it again. Though losing it takes 3 times as long as gaining it did. :dry:

Just keep reminding yourself that it's not your fault, it's just all the meds the doctors keep pumping you full of, and of how horrible you felt when you weren't taking them.

Colitis sucks. :cry:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I have a waddle......

They're taking me off the Prednisolone and putting me on more Azathioprine, but they
aren't as pretty and they're giving me spots so I want it changed. :dry:

[Gemby!]

But they jacked my weight up to 8&1/2 stone so I hate them, cute or not.

but they eventually do even out and you lose the weight you put on :)

thats why you should keep taking them :01: becuase you will get better and lose the weight :01:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I liked weighing 6 stone and I don't like my waddle. :cry:

[manker]

In school a lad in my year had to take steroids because of something or other and grew a moustache complete with a stupid looking beard. We were all jealous. Being a girl must suck sometimes but there are the obvious advantages.

Hope you get better soon, SGG :)

[Gemby!]

boys get everything so dam easy !!

ps. whats your waddle ?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Double chin.

[Gemby!]

i see

well embrace that double chin and do something creative liikkkee ......*thinks*

i dont know, but think creative ! :D

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

In school a lad in my year had to take steroids because of something or other and grew a moustache complete with a stupid looking beard. We were all jealous. Being a girl must suck sometimes but there are the obvious advantages.

Hope you get better soon, SGG :)

No matter what the advantages of being a woman "MotherNature" always finds a way to ruin it.

Male masturbation decreases the chance of cancer....female masturbation increases it. That's just not funny. :dry:

[manker]

Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.

Men love teh posh totty.

[manker]

In school a lad in my year had to take steroids because of something or other and grew a moustache complete with a stupid looking beard. We were all jealous. Being a girl must suck sometimes but there are the obvious advantages.

Hope you get better soon, SGG :)

No matter what the advantages of being a woman "MotherNature" always finds a way to ruin it.

Male masturbation decreases the chance of cancer....female masturbation increases it. That's just not funny. :dry:Huh, I've never heard that before. How come a bit of a jill can cause cancer?

Sounds like old-folk speak, to me :dry:

[Gemby!]

:01:

see ! manker has teh creative thing going on ! :schnauz:

[muchspl3]

pics?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.

[Gemby!]

When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.

they did not teach me that :lol:

well i guess you could just add it to the list of negative aspects of being a woman :(

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.

Men love teh posh totty.

ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts. :lol::lol::lol:

None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to. :rolleyes:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

pics?

There are children on this board, I wouldn't want to scare them.

[muchspl3]

pm?

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I don't think so. I feel too ugly. :(

[manker]

Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.

Men love teh posh totty.

ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts. :lol::lol::lol:

None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to. :rolleyes:They're just scared of you :D

I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.

[manker]

When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.This is true but masturbating doesn't necessarily have to involve the cervix.

I wrote a really funny reply but then I remembered how old you were and that your Dad is likely to read my note :schnauz:

[manker]

muchspl <3 SGG

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts. :lol::lol::lol:

None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to. :rolleyes:They're just scared of you :D

I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.

No, they hate me because I dance and talk like freak, have spots and contradict their insults using over-elaborate logic that makes them feel stupid. Mind you, if they're going to follow me down the corridors calling my name in a funny voice they deserve to feel stupid, they need to know the truth, afterall.

[manker]

They're just scared of you :D

I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.

No, they hate me because I dance and talk like freak, have spots and contradict their insults using over-elaborate logic that makes them feel stupid. Mind you, if they're going to follow me down the corridors calling my name in a funny voice they deserve to feel stupid, they need to know the truth, afterall.Exactly.

Eventually being bright and funny will be an asset in teh sex getting - even if it's only because it temporarily allows them to shut you up :D

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

And they think sex will make me quieter? :blink:

[JPaul]

They are afraid of you because you are strong enough to be different from the flock.

Not being a sheep is an important thing in your neck of the woods .... and when talking to manbaa.

Feck if this makes you feel even more different from these neds then it must be a good thing.

Please to be feeling better at your earliest possible convenience.

[manker]

And they think sex will make me quieter? :blink:Duno, if I do it right she doesn't talk for ages afterwards :unsure:


Of course, speaking to someone that's fast asleep offers scant reward.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

@manker- :ohmy: Oh, you mean afterwards.

@JPaul- Thanking you. :unsure:

[manker]

Not being a sheep is an important thing in your neck of the woods .... and when talking to manbaa.This is true (apart from the ovine gag). My days of talking to pretty, stupid women are long gone.

[manker]

@manker- :ohmy: Oh, you mean afterwards.Not really but it was the best remark I could come up with :unsure:

In my experience women are frequently noisy during but, thankfully, it's never a conversation.

[JPaul]

Not being a sheep is an important thing in your neck of the woods .... and when talking to manbaa.This is true (apart from the ovine gag). My days of talking to pretty, stupid women are long gone.
I'm sure missus manker will be thrilled to know.

[JPaul]

@manker- :ohmy: Oh, you mean afterwards.Not really but it was the best remark I could come up with :unsure:

In my experience women are frequently noisy during but, thankfully, it's never a conversation.
Then you wouldn't be able to hear Family Guy, or whatever.

[manker]

This is true (apart from the ovine gag). My days of talking to pretty, stupid women are long gone.
I'm sure missus manker will be thrilled to know.She is the main reason :D

No point in ego stroking when that's all it will ever amount to.

[manker]

Not really but it was the best remark I could come up with :unsure:

In my experience women are frequently noisy during but, thankfully, it's never a conversation.
Then you wouldn't be able to hear Family Guy, or whatever.In my defence, watching Family Guy wasn't during intercourse.

What else was I supposed to do :schnauz:

[JPaul]

I'm sure missus manker will be thrilled to know.She is the main reason :D

No shit Sherlock :naughty:

[manker]

She is the main reason :D

No shit Sherlock :naughty::snooty:


I might have turned gay.

[JPaul]

No shit Sherlock :naughty::snooty:


I might have turned gay.
Decision, decisions.

Do you ever regret not going thro' with it.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

And I'd believe it, too.

[manker]

:snooty:


I might have turned gay.
Decision, decisions.

Do you ever regret not going thro' with it.Following thro' is not something I'd be particularly enamoured with, if that's what you mean.

I've heard horror stories about faecal leakage :ohmy:

[JPaul]

Decision, decisions.

Do you ever regret not going thro' with it.Following thro' is not something I'd be particularly enamoured with, if that's what you mean.

I've heard horror stories about faecal leakage :ohmy:
Particularly now your sphincter area is less taut. What with dabbling with the http://www.anayasa.gov.tr/album/baskan01.htm

[manker]

I'm not exaclty mankered with teh Babycham but I didn't get that :huh:



Edit: (not really) I pondered a bit and now I do :lol:

[JPaul]

I'm not exaclty mankered with teh Babycham but I didn't get that :huh:



Edit: (not really) I pondered a bit and now I do :lol:
Mebbes jist a wee bit.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Would anyone like to see a list of all possible side effects of my medication?

[bigboab]

Would anyone like to see a list of all possible side effects of my medication?

Yes. If they are more than the side effects of my medication I will give you a lollipop.:)

On second thoughts, in todays climate offering you a lollipop might not be such a good idea.:lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Well let's see then...Apparently I might get-

Nausea, headaches, diarrhoea, stomach pain, blood disorders, inflammation of the pancreas, heart, liver or kidneys and other kidney problems, hair loss, damage to peripheral nerves giving rise to numbness and tingling, a tendancy to bruise easily, fever, sore throat, spots under the skin, swollen ankles, unusual bleeding (e.g. unexplianed nosebleeds), rashes, flaking, boils or sore lips and mouth, shortness of breath, palpitation, chest pains, lightening or darkening of skin colour, increased appetite, indigestion, a feeling of being full/bloated, trouble sleeping, unusual increase in hair growth on body or face, white areas inside the mouth, puffy/swollen face/tongue/body, swelling, shock and collapse, filling or rounding out of the face, muscle cramps or pains, muscle weakness, pain in back/hips/ribs/arms/shoulders/legs, reddish purple lines on arms/face/legs/trunk/groin, wounds that will not heal, pancreatitis, abdominal pains, blood clots, dependency on the tablets, decreased or blurred vision, increased thirst, confusion and nervousness, mood swings, sore eyes, increased blood pressure, osteoporosis, lower resistance to infections, signs of diabetes, irregular periods (or a stop in mensralation altogether), a stop in growth in infancy, childhood and adolescence, mouth sores, cough, lack of energy, loss of appetite, pain in the upper right part of the stomach, yellowing of the skin or eyes, flu-like symptoms, sore throat, fever, chills, and other signs of infection, hair loss, joint pain, blood in urine, painful or difficult urination, pinpoint red spots on skin, increased chanced of certain types of cancer, neoplasias (cancerous or noncancerous growths)

I'll re-do these when I get the list of side-effects for Azathioprine.

[bigboab]

One of the drugs I take for Alzheimers has 126 side effects. Including the side effects that are symptoms of Alzheimers.:lol::lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

You have Alzheimers? :( Poor bigboab, does your medication work?

[bigboab]

You have Alzheimers? :( Poor bigboab, does your medication work?

Yes.:) absolutely fantastic.:) Only drawback is that it says that it can improve your intelligence. How can you improve on perfection.:lol::lol:

Going to watch 'Have I got news for you' one of the funniest programs on TV.:)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

What's this medication called? :shifty:

[clocker]

And I have to pluck my eyebrows everyday ‘cause they’re making me HAIRIER!!!

I'm growing a fucking MUSTACHE!! :cry1:Have you any idea how painful it is plucking hair off your lip?

I shaved my legs 2 days ago and today they look like hedgehogs!!

Of course, you're becoming increasingly attractive to Guillaume....
if you are desperate for a silver lining you might clutch at that.

[Guillaume]

Eh? Are you trying to have Biggles air-raid my place? :unsure:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Seriously...not funny, dude. :(

[bigboab]

What's this medication called? :shifty:

I forgot.:lol:

Galantamine.:)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Sounds good, know where I can get some? :naughty:

[bigboab]

Sounds good, know where I can get some? :naughty:
Give me a call next time you are in Killie.:)

With your dads permission of course.:) He probably wants some too.:lol:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Cool. :smoke:

[ziggyjuarez]

Cool. :smoke:
i hear smoking makes you thin :schnauz:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

It also kills you.

[ziggyjuarez]

It also kills you.
but it will make your friend think youre cool :cool:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

They will also think I smell...and what friends?

[ziggyjuarez]

They will also think I smell...and what friends?
your mommy :(

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Erm...I love my mummy but I don't think she'd approve if I were to smoke.

[ziggyjuarez]

Erm...I love my mummy but I don't think she'd approve if I were to smoke.
Well ask your dad to talk to her.Smoking is the new "in" thing.Every1's doing it

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Sinse 100 years ago, yeah.

[ziggyjuarez]

well ill leave you with a link and a good bye
http://leeroymk.ytmnd.com/
good bye getta be dat jet otta diz bisnet

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Fo' shizzle? :unsure:

[ziggyjuarez]

Fo' shizzle? :unsure:
is this what your dad looks like?
http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_school_willie.gif

[Biggles]

They're just scared of you :D

I imagine they like the delicate blonde ones who don't have much of a personality. That'll change - at least for the ones who have a bit of personality themselves.

No, they hate me because I dance and talk like freak, have spots and contradict their insults using over-elaborate logic that makes them feel stupid. Mind you, if they're going to follow me down the corridors calling my name in a funny voice they deserve to feel stupid, they need to know the truth, afterall.

Call me old fashioned but I think administering a severe beating to at least two (that I know of :dry: ) of the Ned boys also has something to do with it.

I am also a teensy bit concerned about this "fat" stuff. I was not at all happy with the 6 stone thing. After discussing this, SGG did a BMI test last night on the interweb and came out at 21.6. It told her she ideal weight for her religion or somesuch stuff.

The steriods have Bugs Bunnied her a tad though. :shifty: but the doc says that will go back to normal fairly soon.

I'm just ignoring the gynaecological stuff :unsure:

Ziggy - I am not that bald .... the rest well ... :pinch:

Edit: and she is right about smoking being dangerous for her health :dry:

[Lilmiss]

I am also a teensy bit concerned about this "fat" stuff.


I think she just needs a few more marshmallow creamy things wafted under her nose.


...and while you're at it. :whistling

[Biggles]

I am also a teensy bit concerned about this "fat" stuff.


I think she just needs a few more marshmallow creamy things wafted under her nose.


...and while you're at it. :whistling

:lol:

She was making herself those last night and I raised an eyebrow (very Leonard Nimoy) and she said "So! I have no will power" - To know oneself is the beginning of wisdom or something like that.

:dry:


anybody else want creamy marshmallow hot chocolate while I am at it?

[namzuf9]

Well let's see then...Apparently I might get-

Nausea, headaches, diarrhoea, stomach pain, blood disorders, inflammation of the pancreas, heart, liver or kidneys and other kidney problems, hair loss, damage to peripheral nerves giving rise to numbness and tingling, a tendancy to bruise easily, fever, sore throat, spots under the skin, swollen ankles, unusual bleeding (e.g. unexplianed nosebleeds), rashes, flaking, boils or sore lips and mouth, shortness of breath, palpitation, chest pains, lightening or darkening of skin colour, increased appetite, indigestion, a feeling of being full/bloated, trouble sleeping, unusual increase in hair growth on body or face, white areas inside the mouth, puffy/swollen face/tongue/body, swelling, shock and collapse, filling or rounding out of the face, muscle cramps or pains, muscle weakness, pain in back/hips/ribs/arms/shoulders/legs, reddish purple lines on arms/face/legs/trunk/groin, wounds that will not heal, pancreatitis, abdominal pains, blood clots, dependency on the tablets, decreased or blurred vision, increased thirst, confusion and nervousness, mood swings, sore eyes, increased blood pressure, osteoporosis, lower resistance to infections, signs of diabetes, irregular periods (or a stop in mensralation altogether), a stop in growth in infancy, childhood and adolescence, mouth sores, cough, lack of energy, loss of appetite, pain in the upper right part of the stomach, yellowing of the skin or eyes, flu-like symptoms, sore throat, fever, chills, and other signs of infection, hair loss, joint pain, blood in urine, painful or difficult urination, pinpoint red spots on skin, increased chanced of certain types of cancer, neoplasias (cancerous or noncancerous growths)

I'll re-do these when I get the list of side-effects for Azathioprine.


And to think you get all this on the NHS when I'm paying for the privilage! :D

[Lilmiss]

anybody else want creamy marshmallow hot chocolate while I am at it?


I want extra marshmallows, Willie. :P


:chuckles and hides:

[Biggles]

anybody else want creamy marshmallow hot chocolate while I am at it?


I want extra marshmallows, Willie. :P


:chuckles and hides:


:dry: OK, Sherri Bobbins

[JPaul]

I think she just needs a few more marshmallow creamy things wafted under her nose.


...and while you're at it. :whistling

:lol:

She was making herself those last night and I raised an eyebrow (very Leonard Nimoy) and she said "So! I have no will power" - To know oneself is the beginning of wisdom or something like that.



Did you say the marshmellons were needed for t'hot chocolate. A lá Spock.

I was returning from Belfast recently, on the HSS (big feck off ferry). The chum I was with got himself a cappuccino (sp), I off course got a simple glass of water.

Said chum had a sip of his nancy boy coffee and reflected how it was not as milky as he remembered. I off course opined that this may be because his previous venture into the fancy dan coffee World had involved latté.

How we larfed.

[Gripper]

Don't you just love prescription drugs,my anti-depressants have as a side effect..may cause depression,my beta blockers may cause heart problems..ya gotta laugh,hope things get better for ya soon SGG,you seem strongwilled so I have faith you'll get through all this shit

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Tank you all. :smoke:

[Lilmiss]

How ya feeling now?


Have you broken in those boots yet? :shifty:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

They are fully broken in and me thinks ready for a trip to school. :naughty:

I ain't feelin' too crappy - a little dizzy, though.

[bigboab]

They are fully broken in and me thinks ready for a trip to school. :naughty:

I ain't feelin' too crappy - a little dizzy, though.

Its good to see you back to normal.:cry:

[Lilmiss]

:ohmy: You're allowed to wear them to school?
God help the Neds. I've been keeping an eye out on Crimestoppers for you and your evil boots, but theres been nothing as yet. :unsure:


Glad you're a bit happier.
The dizziness is just old age, it doesn't get any better. :wacko:

[bigboab]

:ohmy: You're allowed to wear them to school?
God help the Neds. I've been keeping an eye out on Crimestoppers for you and your evil boots, but theres been nothing as yet. :unsure:


Glad you're a bit happier.
The dizziness is just old age, it doesn't get any better. :wacko:

The teachers wear them in this area. It helps to control certain young ladies.:)

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

I'd be smitten with any teacher wearing those. :)

[bigboab]

I'd be smitten with any teacher wearing those. :)

Even on with false teeth, no hair, glasses and occasionally wears pit bits?:blink:

[manker]

What's a pit bit :unsure:

[bigboab]

What's a pit bit :unsure:

A Welshman that does not know what pit bits(boots) are.:cry:

[manker]

What's a kow :unsure:

[manker]

:D

Honestly, I've never heard them called that before - and the pits near me closed in the eighties so I duno much about minage.

[bigboab]

What's a kow :unsure:

Too late you shoud have quoted it.:lol:

[manker]

What's a kow :unsure:

Too late you shoud have quoted it.:lol:
:naughty:

[bigboab]

:D

Honestly, I've never heard them called that before - and the pits near me closed in the eighties so I duno much about minage.

What is minage?:lol:

[manker]

:D

Honestly, I've never heard them called that before - and the pits near me closed in the eighties so I duno much about minage.

What is minage?:lol:It's a bit like roddage. In fact in this case, almost exactly :D

They're not actually words, just an 'age' added to the end of something to turn it into a conjunction.

[bigboab]

What is minage?:lol:It's a bit like roddage. In fact in this case, almost exactly :D

They're not actually words, just an 'age' added to the end of something to turn it into a conjunction.

Ok.:) What is min then? Other than a character from the Goon Show.:lol:

[manker]

What's a Goon Show :unsure:

[bigboab]

What's a Goon Show :unsure:

If you honestly dont know Your education is severely lacking.:cry:

[DarthInsinuate]

What's a kow :unsure:
they eat grass, squirt milk, and say moo

[enoughfakefiles]

What's a Goon Show :unsure:

If you honestly dont know Your education is severely lacking.:cry:

I think it`s a bit before a lot of people`s time on here. :lol: