hippychick
06-08-2005, 05:29 AM
Do you know the difference between "guts" and
"balls"? "Guts" is arriving
home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife
with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"
"Balls" is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next".
"balls"? "Guts" is arriving
home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife
with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"
"Balls" is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next".