yeah but only cos there's nothing good on

[Mr. Mulder]

poor sam, they're being real bar stewards to her :no:

[manker]

She is so hawt :wub:

Hope she doesn't get voted out on Friday. That odd chap should go instead.



Btw, I know you luv it really :D

[Mr JP Fugley]

FUCK OFF.

I'm watching the rugby and drinking drink, coz it's a guy thing to do.

[Mr. Mulder]

:lookaroun ...i mean no! :pinch:

that stupid ugly nurse with the horrible beewbs should go, or that pathetic craig fellow, or that small monkey like creature, or any of them really :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

FUCK OFF.

I'm watching the rugby and drinking drink, coz it's a guy thing to do.

im drinking too!1 but sport is for girls :snooty:

[DanB]

hiding her makeup. I saw it yesterdaylive while on my death bed

[Mr JP Fugley]

FUCK OFF.

I'm watching the rugby and drinking drink, coz it's a guy thing to do.

im drinking too!1 but sport is for girls :snooty:
I'm comfortable with my homersexuality.

[Mr JP Fugley]

hiding her makeup. I saw it yesterdaylive while on my death bed
Are you an Australian burd at all.

[DanB]

I don't think so :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head ( :naughty: ) as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires

moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either :ermm:

[manker]

FUCK OFF.

I'm watching the rugby and drinking drink, coz it's a guy thing to do.When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.

Seemed like a good time to say that :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head ( :naughty: ) as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires

moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either :ermm:
If you ejaculated prematurely just say it.

Stop beating about the bush :naughty:

[DanB]

Whereas you just have teh babycham whatever the weather? :lol: :fluffbucket:

[Mr JP Fugley]

FUCK OFF.

I'm watching the rugby and drinking drink, coz it's a guy thing to do.When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.

Seemed like a good time to say that :unsure:
Or when she can't face another Babycham.

[Mr. Mulder]

just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head ( :naughty: ) as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires

moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either :ermm:
If you ejaculated prematurely just say it.

Stop beating about the bush :naughty:

my pants are a mess, this is the first time anything like this has ever happened, i swear :unsure:

[manker]

Is it correct to say that you prematurely ejaculated if you feel bored and wished your last wank had lasted longer.

[DanB]

just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head ( :naughty: ) as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires

moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either :ermm:

D'oh :pinch:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Whereas you just have teh babycham whatever the weather? :lol: :fluffbucket:
Jinx

[manker]

When we go to the pub, teh missus sometimes has half a pint of cider if she's feeling a bit girly and can't face a Smirnoff Ice.

Seemed like a good time to say that :unsure:
Or when she can't face another Babycham.Girls don't drink t'Babycham :lol: :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Or when she can't face another Babycham.Girls don't drink t'Babycham :lol: :unsure:
Who said drink, I said "face another Babycham"

[Mr. Mulder]

just tried to take a dramatic swig of my grolsch in a manly fashion, thinking that the bottle was half empty when it was near full, the froth was too much, i tried to seal the botle with my mouth, inhaling as much head ( :naughty: ) as possibly, but had to relase and let it spill on the floor, just missing the telly wires

moped it up with a cloth and put the cloth in the bin, don't particulary want to spell check any of that either :ermm:

D'oh :pinch:

there's four sugar puffs left swimming in the mil;k, they look like little fishies :lookaroun

[DanB]

Not little brown fishes though :ermm:

[manker]

Girls don't drink t'Babycham :lol: :unsure:
Who said drink, I said "face another Babycham"Who said you said drink.

I'm just making sure that everyone knows getting mankered with teh Babycham is the most masculine thing one can do save mooning a coachload of old people while travelling down the M4 in a Nova.

[DanB]

I have just flicked back to dc++ to find I have been spirited into a vip chatroom :huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

Not little brown fishes though :ermm:

that films gonna rawkx0r!1 might even pay money to see it :ohmy:

[DanB]

Some mates of mine went last Friday and said it rawkx0r teh b1g 0n3 !1!1!1

[Mr. Mulder]

o/\/\fg!1 :ohmy:

[Mr. Mulder]

might just d/l a screener if there's one about, you gonna see it? :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Who said drink, I said "face another Babycham"Who said you said drink.

I'm just making sure that everyone knows getting mankered with teh Babycham is the most masculine thing one can do save mooning a coachload of old people while travelling down the M4 in a Nova.
How can a coachload of old people travel down the M4 in a Nova.

That's just mentalist talk.

[DanB]

I haven't seen a copy about yet but I do definitley want to see it.

Especially after the stories I heard about it, my friend was nearly wetting herself by all accounts

[manker]

The word 'while' prolly saves me but it was a super Nova :pinch:



That's probably the best case for a coat I've ever seen.

[Mr. Mulder]

I haven't seen a copy about yet but I do definitley want to see it.

Especially after the stories I heard about it, my friend was nearly wetting herself by all accounts

still fanta strikes again :pinch:

[Mr JP Fugley]

The word 'while' prolly saves me but it was a super Nova :pinch:


Not sans comma, manrod.

[manker]

My subterfuge of a crap gag plus acknowledgement was unravelled :ohmy:

[GepperRankins]

why are people scared to contrsdict me when merry?? it annoys me :cry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

My subterfuge of a crap gag plus acknowledgement was unravelled :ohmy:
:lol::lol::lol:

First "Top Man of the Day" award for an age.

ewe maik me larf

[Mr JP Fugley]

why are people scared to contrsdict me when merry?? it annoys me :cry:
No they aren't, prick 4 brains.

[GepperRankins]

omg :wub:

[manker]

why are people scared to contrsdict me when merry?? it annoys me :cry:
I'm not merry but if I was then I reckon I'd still contradict you, arseface :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

gonna get in bed wiv frank and emma, and posibly peter :ermm: night all :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

why are people scared to contrsdict me when merry?? it annoys me :cry:
I'm not merry but if I was then I reckon I'd still contradict you, arseface :snooty:
I don't intend ever being merry. It's a bad hobbit.

Now that's coatage.

[manker]

That's fecking boabage :lol:

[GepperRankins]

get a room!














in fact don't.... show me some love :mellow:

[manker]

Get yer webcam on then, big-boy :naughty:

[GepperRankins]

dunno if i have the drivers for it. havent installed it since last format.


if i can fing a lead we'll have sex

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's fecking boabage :lol:
boabery, eye think yule fined.

[manker]

That's fecking boabage :lol:
boabery, eye think yule fined.We use Glade plug-ins :snooty:

[manker]

dunno if i have the drivers for it. havent installed it since last format.


if i can fing a lead we'll have sex
It's a terrible fing, not being able to find your lead before sex :(

[Mr JP Fugley]

boabery, eye think yule fined.We use Glade plug-ins :snooty:
Flash git.

[Mr. Mulder]

they're doing it again, bitches :dry: i hope they all get teh herpes, except for sam!1 :dry: that ugly nurse with the horrible beewbs has most probably already got them already :dry: :sick:

[DanB]

they're doing it again, bitches :dry: i hope they all get teh herpes, except for sam!1 :dry: that ugly nurse with the horrible beewbs has most probably already got them already :dry: :sick:

doing what? :unsure:

[DanB]

turn to celeb love island :ph34r:

[Mr. Mulder]

they're doing it again, bitches :dry: i hope they all get teh herpes, except for sam!1 :dry: that ugly nurse with the horrible beewbs has most probably already got them already :dry: :sick:

doing what? :unsure:

being bithces to sam!1 specialy that ugly northern one with the horrible beewbs :dry:

[DanB]

fat whore.

2 minutes 58 seconds :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

turn to celeb love island :ph34r:

on the third channel? not a chance :shutup:

hah, she got told off for it, dirty little tramp (not the good sort) :pinch:

[manker]

hah, she got told off for it, dirty little tramp (not the good sort) :pinch:There's a bad sort :huh:



Tho' maybe you mean scruffy, midget hobos. They're a real nuisance around here :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

the smelly, thick but not in a i'll sneak it in her when she's not looking sort of way but just stupid to look at thick :dry:

midget hobos you say? :huh:

[DanB]

I would never lie. I wilfully participated in a campaign of misinformation

[Mr. Mulder]

I would never lie. I wilfully participated in a campaign of misinformation

i know you wouldn't :wub:


they just made up, people will still hate her though, she'll always be ugly and smelly :dry:

[DanB]

she can't cook apparently .

stroppy posh c*nt :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

he only got a job in politics cos he's black and gehy, not cos he's clever or anything, cos he's not, he just fits a required bill :dry:

[manker]

the smelly, thick but not in a i'll sneak it in her when she's not looking sort of way but just stupid to look at thick :dry:

midget hobos you say? :huh:I'd maybe stick it in Lesley on the quiet if I'd just finished a Pot Noodle or something. If no-one would ever find out.

The less said about the midget hobos around here, the better (:dry:). This is in direct contrast to Chebus' midget love hose - which should be mentioned as often as possible :D

[Mr. Mulder]

o/\/\fg!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 :ohmy:

yesh! :D

[DanB]

tits oot

[manker]

tits ootBig Brother rawks :D

[DanB]

I wouldn't go that far

[manker]

:dry:

Well, it does.

[Mr. Mulder]

:dry:

Well, it does.

:lookaroun

[Gemby!]

derek is such a biatch :kiss:

LyKe OmGzZz !!!! ToTaLlY !!!!

[DanB]

derek is such a biatch :kiss:

LyKe OmGzZz !!!! ToTaLlY !!!!

Na Na Na Na Naa :naughty:

[manker]

Sam was crying in the diary room earlier :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

why was she? better not be because of that posh poof :dry:

[manker]

He shouted at her for nothing at all and Lesley was smirking. Did you see it yesterday when he had a go at her 'cos she asked him to leave the kitchen while she dished up?

As posh poofs go, he's a right cunt :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

yesh i did see that the other day, and was filled with murderous rage!111111111 :angry::angry::angry: ....what is it he does exactly? something to do with politics is it not? just how exactly does a complete and utter, pure bread gobshite like that get such a position, other than the obvious answer of sooking cawk :pinch:

[GepperRankins]

imagine if all politicians were purebred gobshites :fear:

[manker]

yesh i did see that the other day, and was filled with murderous rage!111111111 :angry::angry::angry: ....what is it he does exactly? something to do with politics is it not? just how exactly does a complete and utter, pure bread gobshite like that get such a position, other than the obvious answer of sooking cawk :pinch::lol: :D

He said in the garden a couple of days ago that he'd not had time to prepare for coming on Big Brother (wtf, prepare to lounge around all day!!1) because he had to organise the General Election. What an arse - and he's a tory :dry:

When he shouted at her in the kitchen I thought she was going to cry then too but she was really brave.



Anyway, I want that Craig to leave tonight, he's just as bad as the posh poofy politician wrt our Sam and his voice is more annoying :snooty:

[manker]

It's on now, I just voted for Craig to leave :dry:

[Lilmiss]

Die, Lesley, die!!! :lookaroun



(heh heh heh heh :lol: )

[Mr. Mulder]

yesh!1

everyone should die but sam :01:

lets hope lesley falls down the stairs!111 :lol:

[manker]

Can we spare Saskia too, she's hawt :unsure:

Maybe Mykosie too.


Bet Lesley will be in the Sunday Sport with her tits out next week. The slapper.

[Mr. Mulder]

no, just sam!1 :dry:

agree on craig being a twat though, it's the voice and the face, and the fact that he's on our tellies :ermm:

Saskia's not hawt imo :ermm:

[manker]

Saskia has teh huge bewbs and nice eyes tho'.

We have to save her :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

but she smells!1 have you not seen the "girls acting like blokes" montage? :ermm:

[manker]

Yeah but ... she has nice tits :unsure:


Craig is crying, ffs :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

stoopid craig :ermm:

[manker]

Sam got booed almost as much as Lesley. Why don't people like her :unsure:


Everyone I speak to thinks she's great.

[Mr. Mulder]

hmmm :ermm:

science is such a sh*t, why does he have to be a complete tosser about everything :dry:

[GepperRankins]

there's a person called science?

[Mr. Mulder]

he's a "gangsta rapper" from i think yorkshire, he's got a stupid girly real name, can't remember what it is though :ermm:

[DanB]

nice bikini

[DanB]

has Sam gone mad?

She is singing really damn loudly at cardboard boxes? :ermm:


why is half the house in cardboard boxes? :huh: :huh:

[Gemby!]

the person who stays in the longest gets 3-course meals for 3 days i think ......

makosi smells .....eww

[Mr. Mulder]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch movies on 5 later :naughty:

[DarthInsinuate]

I'm only interested in seeing the Sabrina movies with Tara Strong in them :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

that wouldn't happen to be because she was in family guy and Batman Gotham Knights would it? :dry:

[manker]

Is it okay to fancy Sabrina the Teenage Witch :unsure:


The Sun doesn't seem to like Sam much. Heathens.

[DanB]

yes it is :ph34r:

[DarthInsinuate]

that wouldn't happen to be because she was in family guy and Batman Gotham Knights would it? :dry:
she's in everything, but if you must know it was because she's Terrence in Foster's :shifty:

[Gemby!]

yes it is :ph34r:

:ph34r: *doesnt get what it is*

[manker]

yes it is :ph34r:

:ph34r: *doesnt get what it is*The best show on the telly :01:

BIG BROTHER!!!!1

[manker]

In today's episode, Sam danced around in a see thro' top for about five minutes - much to the amusement and delight of, among other people, me.

The other people did some stuff, but Sam wasn't in it much after she did that. Saskia almost got one tit out.

[Mr. Mulder]

not bothered with it recently, perhaps i will view it tonight oh yes :ermm:

[Gemby!]

:ph34r: *doesnt get what it is*The best show on the telly :01:

BIG BROTHER!!!!1

oh that it :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

don't much care for any of them now, not even sam :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

derek and craig got owned :lol: it all seems very boring now though, think i'll watch something else, something good :ermm:

[Gemby!]

have you not seen the other crap on tv ?

big brother is the only (kind of) sensible option :fear:

[manker]

don't much care for any of them now, not even sam :snooty:
Traitor.

She's up for eviction now and it's your fault :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

sorry manker :no: dereks up for eviction is he not? what are the chances or him leaving or better yet, being torn apart by wild raccoons? :unsure:

gemby, there's van dammeage on channel 5 tonight :snooty:

[manker]

sorry manker :no: dereks up for eviction is he not? what are the chances or him leaving or better yet, being torn apart by wild raccoons? :unsure: Yeah, and that Italian ar5e Roberto. Hoping for racoonage but I'm particularly worried since all of the girls who watch Big Brother always vote the hawt girls out - to stop their boyfriends lusting over them while watching TV and downloading every episode off the interweb and making .avi montages in tribute to Sam's nipples.

I've heard :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

indeed :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

I can't comment until I see an example of such a montage...

[manker]

My, erm, friend probably wouldn't be able to compress said montage into anything less than a 80mb clip 'cos, apparently, he's not much good with video editing software.

[Gemby!]

maxwell is a biatch :kiss:

[manker]

I have a feeling Saskia gets her baps out tonight :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

I want to feel Saskia's baps tonight :naughty:

:sick:

[manker]

I want to feel Saskia's baps tonight :naughty:

:sick:Mulder is teh ghey :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

:sick:Mulder is teh ghey :snooty:

Mulder has teh standards :snooty:



strangely :unsure:

[manker]

Mulder is teh ghey :snooty:

Mulder has teh standards :snooty:



strangely :unsure:Surprised me too :lol: :pinch:



Duno what's nawt hawt about Saskia. She can look a bit evil when pissed off but a sly slip up the wrong'un would sort that out.

[Mr. Mulder]

she's no scully :fist:

[Guillaume]

Still waiting for your friend's files, Daffyd.
Us continent dwellers can't decide without evidence.
It's only for scientific purposes, of course. :shifty:

[manker]

Saskia :wub:

http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/bb6/bb6_050615/bb6_0506150101.jpg http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/bb6/bb6_050615/bb6_0506150106.jpg

http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/bb6/bb6_050615/bb6_0506150111.jpg http://www.2fort4.com/celebnews/bb6/bb6_050615/bb6_0506150115.jpg

Just can't see how anyone can not like her :w00t:

[Mr. Mulder]

she's a chav really, a chavs 'hoe if you will :snooty:

[DanB]

teh fook is going on now? :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

don't act like you don't know :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

here we go!1111 :w00t:

[manker]

kinel

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Saskia :wub:

dodgy pics....


Just can't see how anyone can not like her :w00t:


ok as far as i can remember marks on a screen were due to too much 'pausing' at particular bits............these pics seem to have a lot of said marks...........hmmm.............curious :huh:

oh and just noticed..are those your hands in the second last pic? :rolleyes:

[DanB]

a night of whoring :ohmy:

[Guillaume]

Merde alors. :drool:

I now understand why you still have Big Brother UK whiel ours only lasted two seasons. :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

no sign of any racoons, not even when the door was open :no:

[DanB]

Wronmg channel, cyril sneer is om BBC2

[Mr. Mulder]

she is? :ohmy:

[DanB]

yah, honest :)

[Mr. Mulder]

wait right there, i'll have to take a look and get back to you :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

omfg god dan was right its the real cyril sneer!111 :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

[DanB]

/turns to check

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol: :lol: :ermm:

[DanB]

who got evicited tonight anyway?

[Mr. Mulder]

sam did :fist: should have been that derik thing though :ermm:

love joys on wossy :naughty:

[DanB]

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

Its 'cos she did the dodgy lap dance :(

[Mr. Mulder]

aparently other gilrs don't like her? cycoligists said so :unsure:

[manker]

The UK public are fucking idiots. Why couldn't Sam stay :cry: :fist:


For an oldish bird, Davina looked hawt in her bikini.

[Mr. Mulder]

got dermot on in the background, 3 new hoose mates are going in, 2 girls and a boy - all will be explained at 9, lets hope the aren't tossers like all the remaining hoose mates with no exceptions what so ever :ermm:

[manker]

Kinda given up on it since Sam's gone :(

[Mr. Mulder]

i watch every other night, there's no one to like atm, maybe things will be different now :unsure:

can't watch obsessively due to maxwell, derek and science being in there :dry:

[manker]

Yeah, I don't really like any of them either :no:

[KaBuTo]

Everybody has problems

[Voetsek]

"Are you local?"