Really bad chat up lines (harshity)

[Mr JP Fugley]

Hello, I'm called SnnY, would you go out with me, please.

[Snee]

:pinch:That's just horrible.

[clocker]

You had me at "hello".

[Mr JP Fugley]

You had me at "hello".
slut

[clocker]

Life's too short, blah,blah,blah...

Now jump me, you animal.

[Snee]

Hello, I'm called SnnY, would you go out with me, please.
:ohmy:

that your name too, I thought I was the only one?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Of course you're nervous darling, there's a knife at your throat.

[clocker]

You remind me of my third wife.