Liverpool v TNS

[MCHeshPants420]

Kewl.

[JPaul]

All that fannying about and Liv'pool are getting knocked out in the first qualifying round.

Oh the irony.

[mina2]

liverpool 10 - tns 0
morientes hattrick :naughty: :naughty:

[JPaul]

It's on ITV2.

prog starts 19:30.

I think Liv'pool will start with a strong team and try to kill it off early doors.

[manker]

and try to kill it off early doors.They'll be sick as a parrot if they dont.

[Peerzy]

Yeah, they'll try and get a 3-4 goal lead in this leg, then play the reserves and youngsters for the second leg.

BTW what heppened to Morientes at the end of last season? I didn't see him play for a few months :unsure:

[JPaul]

and try to kill it off early doors.They'll be sick as a parrot if they dont.
Don't try to slip in a mixed plural / singular rod when you think no-one is concentrating, rod boy.

1 de-merit.

Tch.

[JPaul]

Yeah, they'll try and get a 3-4 goal lead in this leg, then play the reserves and youngsters for the second leg.

BTW what heppened to Morientes at the end of last season? I didn't see him play for a few months :unsure:
3-4 would put them 1 goal behind, I really can't see that happening at Anfield.

I think your blue coloured glasses have twisted your vision a wee bit there mate.

[manker]

Yeah, they'll try and get a 3-4 goal lead in this leg, then play the reserves and youngsters for the second leg.

BTW what heppened to Morientes at the end of last season? I didn't see him play for a few months :unsure:He was ineligible for the CL (If I remember rightly) and Liverpool weren't on the tele much apart from that.

He had a leg injury too. That bloke is fantastically talented but is always sidelined with something or other - he's only played something like 200 league games with various clubs in his entire career.

He's 29 :mellow:

[manker]

They'll be sick as a parrot if they dont.
Don't try to slip in a mixed plural / singular rod when you think no-one is concentrating, rod boy.

1 de-merit.

Tch.Didn't fancy continuing the football cliche dialogue, then :snooty:

Might have to bring some fresh legs on now.

[JPaul]

Don't try to slip in a mixed plural / singular rod when you think no-one is concentrating, rod boy.

1 de-merit.

Tch.Didn't fancy continuing the football cliche dialogue, then :snooty:

Might have to bring some fresh legs on now.
Don't speak too soon. It's a game of two halves. (Should it be halfs)

[Peerzy]

Yeah, they'll try and get a 3-4 goal lead in this leg, then play the reserves and youngsters for the second leg.

BTW what heppened to Morientes at the end of last season? I didn't see him play for a few months :unsure:
3-4 would put them 1 goal behind, I really can't see that happening at Anfield.

I think your blue coloured glasses have twisted your vision a wee bit there mate.


I ment a 3-0 or 4-0 goal lead :rolleyes:

[manker]

Didn't fancy continuing the football cliche dialogue, then :snooty:

Might have to bring some fresh legs on now.
Don't speak too soon. It's a game of two halves. (Should it be halfs)The mercurial Welsh wing wizard has recovered and crossed from an impossible angle with his cultured left foot. The grizzled Scottish stopper has rose like a salmon to meet it with a majestic header.

Back of the net - you don't save those.



I count10 cliches there :01:

[JPaul]

3-4 would put them 1 goal behind, I really can't see that happening at Anfield.

I think your blue coloured glasses have twisted your vision a wee bit there mate.


I ment a 3-0 or 4-0 goal lead :rolleyes:
Sorry Peerzy, manrod made me do it.

http://www.abc-of-fishing.net/images/pics/fishing-rod-buying-guide.jpg

[Peerzy]

I ment a 3-0 or 4-0 goal lead :rolleyes:
Sorry Peerzy, manrod made me do it.

http://www.irishfieldsports.com/angling/_borders/brownie%20&%20rod.gif


:lol: :lol: :lol:


Damn thy Manrod :fist:

[JPaul]

Don't speak too soon. It's a game of two halves. (Should it be halfs)The mercurial Welsh wing wizard has recovered and crossed from an impossible angle with his cultured left foot. The grizzled Scottish stopper has rose like a salmon to meet it with a majestic header.

Back of the net - you don't save those.



I count10 cliches there :01:
I hope that post is a rod itself, coz if it isn't you've really lost your touche.

[manker]

I can go on all night with my trusty rod.

I just run out there and try to enjoy myself.

[JPaul]

I can go on all night with my trusty rod.

I just run out there and try to enjoy myself.
Ooer missus

I bet Mrs manker is well pleased that you can go on all night with your trusty rod.

However the fact that you just run out and try to enjoy yourself may be a wee bit shelfish. Have you ever thought of her pleasure.

I believe the ladies have something called irrigated zones, you may wish to find one (on her loike). If she has a loike, obviously.

[JPaul]

Feck, I forgot.

TNS play in the Hoops.

[manker]

I can go on all night with my trusty rod.

I just run out there and try to enjoy myself.
Ooer missus

I bet Mrs manker is well pleased that you can go on all night with your trusty rod.

However the fact that you just run out and try to enjoy yourself may be a wee bit shelfish. Have you ever thought of her pleasure.

I believe the ladies have something called irrigated zones, you may wish to find one (on her loike). If she has a loike, obviously.:lol:

Like ladies get pleasure from sex :ermm:


I think if I tried to find one of her irrigated zones, it'd be an early bath and a 3-game ban.

[JPaul]

Ooer missus

I bet Mrs manker is well pleased that you can go on all night with your trusty rod.

However the fact that you just run out and try to enjoy yourself may be a wee bit shelfish. Have you ever thought of her pleasure.

I believe the ladies have something called irrigated zones, you may wish to find one (on her loike). If she has a loike, obviously.:lol:

Like ladies get pleasure from sex :ermm:


I think if I tried to find one of her irrigated zones, it'd be an early bath and a 3-game ban.


Puntsphere, Rugger and Cricket presumably, but for how long.

[JPaul]

The Welsh Hoops keeper has made a couple of cracking stops.

[mina2]

steven gerrard = football god :01: :01: :01:

[manker]

steven gerrard = football god :01: :01: :01:So it wasn't you burning his shirt outside of Anfield last Thursday.

[samerbo]

thank you

[manker]

thank youNo problem.

One tries to rise above the scouse undertone and make this type of thread entertaining.

[DanB]

pish

[manker]

pish:(

I do, honest.