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Mr. Mulder
06-26-2005, 01:04 PM
some people just came to the door trying to sell jebus, i think they were mormons :ermm: there was a middle aged woman and a scary looking blonde haired small boy who seemed to be in charge, he was wearing a checked shirt too :ermm: i told them i wasn't interested and he said why? i said cos im not, then he said but why? :blink: 8 years old, how dare he answer back! :angry:


artists interpretation:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/nottodaythanks.jpg
they shouldn't be allowed to come to your door and sell you stuff you can't actually use, especially when you're trying to watch the telly :unsure:
Guillaume
06-26-2005, 01:09 PM
8 years old, how dare he answer back! :angry:

Just slap the fecker and see if he turns the other cheek. :01:
Mr. Mulder
06-26-2005, 01:13 PM
bloody kids :fist:
{I}{K}{E}
06-26-2005, 01:17 PM
love the pic. :lol:
Lilmiss
06-26-2005, 01:23 PM
Shout through the letterbox that you can't answer the door incase the sacrificial goat escapes.


I hate those gits with their damn leaflets. :fist:
DanB
06-26-2005, 01:29 PM
You should have asked them in for tea and cakes
Mr. Mulder
06-26-2005, 01:41 PM
thinking about putting down traps incase they come back :unsure:
Guillaume
06-26-2005, 01:46 PM
Let them in and try to convert them to worshipping Gemby!

Or threaten to have them burned as heretics. :shifty:
enoughfakefiles
06-26-2005, 01:56 PM
You should have said i`ll talk to you all you want if you can tell me who washed up after the last supper. :unsure:
Virtualbody1234
06-26-2005, 02:49 PM
:devil: Tell him you're a satan worshiper then ask him if he wants any leaflets. :devil:
Mr. Mulder
06-26-2005, 03:15 PM
your ideas intrigue me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/ponder.gif

it's raining now so i don't think they'll be back, because as you know they don't like the rain cos it's a metaphor for teh money shot :unsure:
brotherdoobie
06-26-2005, 05:30 PM
your ideas intrigue me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/ponder.gif

it's raining now so i don't think they'll be back, because as you know they don't like the rain cos it's a metaphor for teh money shot :unsure:

:blink:...I used to like the rain.

Peace bd
Gripper
06-26-2005, 08:58 PM
I just tell them i'm a wiccan,stood and had a very interesting 5 min chat to em until me 9 year old son asked them who was God's mum and dad,that flummoxed them and off they went
Afronaut
06-26-2005, 10:15 PM
A cross on the yard upside down might help too.