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hippychick
06-28-2005, 03:23 AM
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern tv stations
are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor:
Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to
South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over
to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana.
Finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large
bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go
Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008, Deer Hunting is Murder,
and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one who makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

Smith
06-30-2005, 01:59 AM
:lol:

You forgot to add that all the contestants are black and or jewish :P